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MikeyJoe
01-10-2009, 04:42 PM
From BHGP (http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2009/1/9/715393/cyrus-tate-sprained-his-an):

He shrieked.

He shrieked like I never thought a 6'8" monster could. He was lying on the floor 10-15 feet from me underneath our basket, slowly rolling around in pain, keeping his right leg slightly bent and stationary.

10 seconds later Matt Gatens is standing over him trying to heal him with his mind bullets (that's telekinesis Kyle) and the trainors are touching his legs while he whispers about his pain to them.

Then it happened. A trainer reached down, touched his ankle, and while the gym was completely quiet, Cyrus let out a shriek/scream hybrid. It was like a 1-second long falsetto orgasmic noise.

This is the kind of thing I think everyone needs to know.
I lol'd.

Jim
01-10-2009, 05:45 PM
Did anyone else notice how long it took the trainers to get over to him?

Gatens and someone else were just standing there, with a "what should we do" look on their faces.

PipeDaddy
01-10-2009, 06:51 PM
Any serious update on his condition? How long is he out? Tomorrow's game is incredibly important imo.

MikeyJoe
01-10-2009, 07:07 PM
Any serious update on his condition? How long is he out? Tomorrow's game is incredibly important imo.
Apparently he didn't practice yesterday.

PipeDaddy
01-10-2009, 07:22 PM
Any serious update on his condition? How long is he out? Tomorrow's game is incredibly important imo.
Apparently he didn't practice yesterday.

I can count on one hand the number of Big Ten games we'll win without him this season.

Jim
01-11-2009, 10:53 AM
Good thing they have a week off after today.

StinkyMcFadden
01-11-2009, 01:53 PM
The part I liked the most about Tate and the trainers was Jon Strief.

Strief is apparently of the opinion that if a player hurts his ankle, he becomes a hand puppet. How far was Jon's hand up his ass?

Mid-forearm?

You could tell that Cyrus was not down and decided he'd rather walk off on his own, regardless of the pain, than have 10k people watch a 55 year old man fist him.