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Monster
04-01-2009, 09:09 PM
Shaniqua is a nice dog. A Chihuahua mix. Our cat is twice as big. I'm worried that the LMs are going to kill her by hugging her.

hawkchick79
04-01-2009, 09:11 PM
I thought Jerry might accidentally step on her and squish her to death.

SL
04-01-2009, 09:15 PM
How far do you reckon you could punt Shaniqua (wtf is up with the name, btw)?

On Iowa
04-01-2009, 09:15 PM
Sounds like a breeding situation to me.

Monster
04-01-2009, 09:16 PM
I thought Jerry might accidentally step on her and squish her to death.

It's hilarious. Jerry has no idea he is 8 times Shaniqua's size. None. She totally dominates him, and he lets her.

Jerry's the happiest dog ever. He just likes having a friend over.

Monster
04-01-2009, 09:17 PM
How far do you reckon you could punt Shaniqua (wtf is up with the name, btw)?

Seriously, I could punt her about 25 yards. I could kick a field goal with her probably 25-30 yards.

Shaniqua is what Legend calls her. I think her real name is Leela or something like that.

cjhawks
04-01-2009, 09:20 PM
I thought Jerry might accidentally step on her and squish her to death.

It's hilarious. Jerry has no idea he is 8 times Shaniqua's size. None. She totally dominates him, and he lets her.

Jerry's the happiest dog ever. He just likes having a friend over.

you're watching the two dogs have sex with each other?

SL
04-01-2009, 09:21 PM
I could kick a field goal with her probably 25-30 yards.

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa133/bjwb1976b/untitled-2.jpg

cloudhawk
04-01-2009, 09:33 PM
http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/8288/nov2007083kc8.jpg

Cloudhawk= Jerry's pwn3d

hawkeyefan_2
04-01-2009, 09:33 PM
I could kick a field goal with her probably 25-30 yards.
Nolesy wants to know what yard-line you'd be kicking from...

Monster
04-01-2009, 09:34 PM
I could kick a field goal with her probably 25-30 yards.
Nolesy wants to know what yard-line you'd be kicking from...

LOL. He also wants to put some action down on whether I make it.

On Iowa
04-01-2009, 09:41 PM
He's a nole fan, he's rightly making sure you won't miss wide right.

MickerHawk
04-01-2009, 10:25 PM
I could kick a field goal with her probably 25-30 yards.
Nolesy wants to know what yard-line you'd be kicking from...

True, but that was my fault...also my first thought when I read it.

Oh, and LOL Cloudy...

Monster
04-02-2009, 08:38 AM
UPDATE: After hours of playing grabass, the two jackasses finally settled down and had a quiet night. I was worried they would try a marathon "steal-the-toy" or "sniff-the-ass" session, but they seemed to finally tire out.

TallGrass
04-02-2009, 08:47 AM
UPDATE: After hours of playing grabass, the two jackasses finally settled down and had a quiet night. I was worried they would try a marathon "steal-the-toy" or "sniff-the-ass" session, but they seemed to finally tire out.

Enough about you & Mrs. Debit, how were the dogs all night?

Monster
04-02-2009, 08:48 AM
UPDATE: After hours of playing grabass, the two jackasses finally settled down and had a quiet night. I was worried they would try a marathon "steal-the-toy" or "sniff-the-ass" session, but they seemed to finally tire out.

Enough about you & Mrs. Debit, how were the dogs all night?

I set 'em up, TG knocks 'em down. ;)

MickerHawk
04-02-2009, 09:10 AM
UPDATE: After hours of playing grabass, the two jackasses finally settled down and had a quiet night. I was worried they would try a marathon "steal-the-toy" or "sniff-the-ass" session, but they seemed to finally tire out.

Enough about you & Mrs. Debit, how were the dogs all night?

Repeat on the POTY candidate.

Heavens is gonna take it this year though.

BrAd Hominem
04-02-2009, 09:12 AM
Feed it chocolate and beer 30 minutes before he comes to pick up his dog.

The Tin Man
04-02-2009, 01:28 PM
Brant's dog is staying at our place for a few days.

Dude, that is no way to talk about Brant's fiancee.

cjhawks
04-02-2009, 01:41 PM
Brant's dog is staying at our place for a few days.

Dude, that is no way to talk about Brant's fiancee.

Wife now, didn't they tie the knot last weekend in Sal's homeland?

danish_hawkeye
04-02-2009, 01:46 PM
Dude, when you taking my kid....... :)

brantshawks
04-13-2009, 11:00 AM
Hey, my dog is still in one piece, sweet!

Thanks again Monsta, hopefully she wasn't too much dog for you :)

cjhawks
04-13-2009, 11:28 AM
Hey, my dog is still in one piece, sweet!



Dude, you're married. Nothing is "yours" anymore.

Monster
04-13-2009, 11:33 AM
Hey, my dog is still in one piece, sweet!

Thanks again Monsta, hopefully she wasn't too much dog for you :)

No problemo. Actually, the only negative aspect of the experience was how much complaining the LMs did when she had to leave. They love that dog.

brantshawks
04-13-2009, 11:38 AM
Hey, my dog is still in one piece, sweet!

Thanks again Monsta, hopefully she wasn't too much dog for you :)

No problemo. Actually, the only negative aspect of the experience was how much complaining the LMs did when she had to leave. They love that dog.
Glad the dog got some good people interaction and not just with Legend, poor thing would have been hanging from a rope in the closet.


;)

xr4ticlone
04-13-2009, 05:32 PM
We tell our kids that our dog is just a baby...she's 3 and 75 pounds (yellow lab). We have to do this because for some unknown reason the Red Menace have reverence for babies. "Ohhh....look at the little baby daddy" So "Baby Daisy" will never grow up...for her own protection.

She's a really good dog and puts up with their BS. Of course she does act out some times because she feels screwed. I think it bothers her that she's the best behaved of the three and she's the one that gets left home. Sometimes when we leave her she chews on the corner of the stairs...which upsets me...then I remember that she doesn't bit the Red Menace and I think "If I were her I would have mauled them both a long time ago". : )


http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc184/xr4ticlone/P1000225.jpg


Baby Daisy and bone

TallGrass
04-13-2009, 05:51 PM
Hey, my dog is still in one piece, sweet!

Thanks again Monsta, hopefully she wasn't too much dog for you :)

No problemo. Actually, the only negative aspect of the experience was how much complaining Mrs. Monster did when she had to leave. That dog has a long tongue.

That's just wrong Monster.

Legend12
04-13-2009, 05:54 PM
Hey, my dog is still in one piece, sweet!

Thanks again Monsta, hopefully she wasn't too much dog for you :)

No problemo. Actually, the only negative aspect of the experience was how much complaining the LMs did when she had to leave. They love that dog.
Glad the dog got some good people interaction and not just with Legend, poor thing would have been hanging from a rope in the closet.


;)


Why would Legend hang himself?

Monster
04-13-2009, 07:12 PM
No problemo. Actually, the only negative aspect of the experience was how much complaining the LMs did when she had to leave. They love that dog.
Glad the dog got some good people interaction and not just with Legend, poor thing would have been hanging from a rope in the closet.


;)


Why would Legend hang himself?

Have you met the dude?

The Incredible Hawk
04-13-2009, 07:25 PM
i can't believe brant owns a Chihuahua. actually i do not personally know brant or anything about him, but i do not feel that men should own small dogs. there was a guy at the baseball game the other day carrying a small white pile of fur and i just wanted to tell him that it makes him look ghey. my 80 pound dog might take up half the bed, jump in my lap and thinks he weighs 10 pounds and be afraid of the vacuum, but he's still a large dog who looks like a badass.

Legend12
03-05-2010, 12:11 PM
How far do you reckon you could punt Shaniqua (wtf is up with the name, btw)?

For the record...I call her Shaniqua because she is a black female that won't shut-up.


No offense, Mrs. thagoods.

brantshawks
03-05-2010, 12:14 PM
http://www.cheerupnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/digging-up-past.JPG

Monster
03-05-2010, 12:15 PM
One week before Jerry comes to visit.

brantshawks
03-05-2010, 12:16 PM
Oh yeah....got to put in the bigger dog door this weekend.

Monster
03-05-2010, 12:17 PM
Oh yeah....got to put in the bigger dog door this weekend.

Jerry will appreciate that.

He's a good boy. A GOOD BOY!!!

brantshawks
03-05-2010, 12:19 PM
Oh yeah....got to put in the bigger dog door this weekend.

Jerry will appreciate that.

He's a good boy. A GOOD BOY!!!

Seeing him shoe-horn himself in that was worth the price of admission. It was like watching a midget woman giving birth to Rosie O'Donnell.

MickerHawk
03-05-2010, 12:26 PM
Seeing him shoe-horn himself in that was worth the price of admission. It was like watching a midget woman giving birth to Rosie O'Donnell.


Ow, my head!!

Debit One
03-05-2010, 12:52 PM
UPDATE: After hours of playing grabass, the two jackasses finally settled down and had a quiet night. I was worried they would try a marathon "steal-the-toy" or "sniff-the-ass" session, but they seemed to finally tire out.

Enough about you & Mrs. Debit, how were the dogs all night?

God forbid that Mrs. Debit ever learns how many pervs on the Internet have discussed her in this manner.

She would probably withhold sex from me for 24 - 48 hours as punishment.

LakeBull
03-05-2010, 12:57 PM
Make sure you wear long pants. When those little dogs get excited.. you just don't want that on your leg.