your top 5 celebrity hotties of the last 5 years

[Nolesy911]

because everything is better if it's within the past 5 years, of course.

so who are the hotties that, at some point in the past 5 years, would make your top 5 list. it doesn't matter if they've since gone to shit (as my list will very clearly prove).

1. Jennifer Love Hewitt:



2. Lindsay Lohan:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ranEQvFPeUU/Rln7qemxRrI/AAAAAAAAAbE/jlWvZQempLM/s400/Lindsay%2BLohan%2Bbed.jpg

3. Lacey Chabert

http://cdn.maximonline.com/girls/lacey_chabert/lacey-chabert-gm_l9.jpg

4. Megan Fox

[http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/showhype/photos_large/2008/09/11/megan-fox-maxim-october2008.jpg[/img]

5. Carrie Underwood (screw you, MH)

http://www.poolparty.com/poolparty/images/2007/10/19/carrie_underwood.jpg




now i'm well aware that all of these women have had their less-than-flattering moments/days/years. but that's not the issue here. at their peak, they were all hot enough (imo) to make me blow it three times before i could even move my hand to take off my pants.

who's on your list? who's your "top 5 in 5".

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Lindsey Lohan, up close, looks like she was standing behind a screen door, when a horse farted.

[Nolesy911]

i did something wrong, here's two more pictures:

jlh:

http://images.newcelebritypics.com/img/celebs/images/j/jennifer_love_hewitt-1912.jpg

fox:

http://www.2snaps.tv/files/images/megan-fox-maxim-01.preview.jpg

[Nolesy911]

Lindsey Lohan, up close, looks like she was standing behind a screen door, when a horse farted.

don't hate, participate.

[The Poster Formerly known]

Any post without Jessica Alba is a list of crap.

http://www.gohealthygofit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/jessica-alba_bikini.jpg

[Pedro]

You were so close...
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rOVSEI0eaOM/Ru_bHi9192I/AAAAAAAAAKQ/MJYc-qY79Wg/s400/Elisha+Cuthbert+02.jpg

[Nolesy911]

Pedro, i know.

i originally was going to put cuthbert in at the #5 spot, but then i remembered that picture of underwood's legs, and that pushed her ahead at the finish line...

[The Incredible Hawk]

Any post without Jessica Alba is a list of crap.

http://www.gohealthygofit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/jessica-alba_bikini.jpg


agreed

[castichawk24]

you are ALL wrong
http://www.topsocialite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/marisa-miller-ipod-bikini.jpg

[BrAd Hominem]

Lindsey Lohan, up close, looks like she was standing behind a screen door, when a horse farted.

Fucking awesome.

[PlannedSickDays]

bump

[Herky823]

Lindsey Lohan, up close, looks like she was standing behind a screen door, when a horse farted.

Fucking awesome.

Jimmie - did you use that line before or take it from somewhere. I remember hearing it a few months back.

[Mr. Hawk]

elisha cuthbert is insidiously ugly.

[DoeyHawk]

Chick from DJKs facebook.

[SL]

elisha cuthbert is insidiously ugly.

I'm not very smart, so help me out here. Is "insidiously" a synonym for "not"?

If so, +1.

[Thagoods]

Vida Guerra
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1342/750611628_392bb71806.jpg

Stacey Dash
http://www.completeelegance.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/stacey-dash-11.jpg

Jessica Biel
http://dailysellout.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/jessicabiel7.jpg

Nicole Sherzinger
http://sneakerboxx.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/nicole-scherzinger-bench-body-ads3.jpg

[Mr. Hawk]

3 of those 4 have grotesquely enormous asses, which, by age 33, will be required by federal law to carry a "wide load" sign.

[chafedHawk]

you are ALL wrong
http://www.topsocialite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/marisa-miller-ipod-bikini.jpg

Hell, she isn't even the hottest Victoria's Secret model. Prolly four or five better looking than Marisa.

[blacklespaul]

3 of those 4 have grotesquely enormous asses, which, by age 33, will be required by federal law to carry a "wide load" sign.

true.

[Thagoods]

3 of those 4 have grotesquely enormous asses, which, by age 33, will be required by federal law to carry a "wide load" sign.

Only #1 may be too big. You're wrong on the others. Also, I'm not saying who would be hot in 7-8 years, just right now.

I like a woman who looks like a woman, and is somewhat curvy. I don't like fat women (my wife is 5'4 125) but I do like women who have curves.

I'm a big guy, so I'm not really a fan of chicks that are built like Haley Joel Osment. I needs me a woman.

[castichawk24]

you are ALL wrong
http://www.topsocialite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/marisa-miller-ipod-bikini.jpg

Hell, she isn't even the hottest Victoria's Secret model. Prolly four or five better looking than Marisa.

the good thing about your claim is you can back it up with some fucking PICS!!

[chafedHawk]

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/Padma_Lakshmi.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MEz0ierWhIo/SelPUjc15JI/AAAAAAAAAPA/qWRb-pPXcA4/s400/Emanuela+de+Paula.jpg
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/alessandra-ambrosio/pictures/alessandra-ambrosio-picture-1.jpg
http://oneasianworld.com/blog/aishwarya_rai_2.jpg

[chafedHawk]

http://justiceleagueunlimited.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/miranda-kerr.jpg
http://seseo.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/doutzen_kroes_5.jpg

[hawkchick79]

The one on the right...
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/hawkchick79/phelpslochte.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/hawkchick79/Ryan%20Reynolds/261254213_d8bcbb8770_o.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/hawkchick79/Wentworth%20Miller/wentworth_miller_01.jpg

For good measure...
http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/jacob-black-shirtless.jpg

[Mr. Hawk]

that last dude looks like he has down syndrome.

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Lindsey Lohan, up close, looks like she was standing behind a screen door, when a horse farted.

Fucking awesome.

Jimmie - did you use that line before or take it from somewhere. I remember hearing it a few months back.

like 7 months back, by chance?

[Sy Parrish]

http://images.newcelebritypics.com/img/celebs/images/m/marisa_miller_in_lingerie_-3075.jpg

http://models.femalemodels-hq.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/marisa_miller5.jpg

yummy

[Wild Onion]

Lucy Pinder

[TallGrass]

I guess it's safe to say onion is a boobs man.
http://models.femalemodels-hq.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/lucy-pinder.jpg

[hawkchick79]

that last dude looks like he has down syndrome.

Jealousy does not become you.

[chafedHawk]

Lucy Pinder

Yes please.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/urbanclothes/lucy_pinder_swimsuit_bikini_5_big.jpg

[ISUFan98]

I guess it's safe to say onion is a boobs man.


You say that like it's a bad thing.

[blacklespaul]

bump

[bearbull24.5]

I just want to say

17000 views and 32 posts?

[Serenity]

http://iphone.wallpapers-free.org/wallpapers/17/Apolo_Ohno.jpg

since I said I thought he was kind of hot in the other thread.

(Mr. S is my #1 celebrity hottie ;))

[boneshawk]

nfm:

http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Giada_De_Laurentiis/GiadaDeLaure_A__Wyman_14319525.jpg