How is the belly button connected to the penis?

[Santa Anna's Leg]

I've noticed that if you poke around in your belly button, it makes your wang tingle.

It seems odd that the two are directly connected. Is there some kind of nerve that's known to come through there? Perhaps it puts pressure on some urinary tract component?

[Gushawk]

I just tried this, and either you or I is deformed.

[danish_hawkeye]

i have an outie and experience no such connection....

[Santa Anna's Leg]

I just tried this, and either you or I is deformed.

I only experience it if I try to clean out crap that gets trapped in the very inner part. You have to really get in there.

[newsbreaker]

First, thank you for giving me an incentive to dig into my belly button below the table, as I sit in a room with about 40 people.

Second, I could poke my finger through my spine, and I still feel no connection.

[Verbal]

Dried jiz?

[newsbreaker]

Shit. We're all inadequate once again. ;)

[brantshawks]

I've never been uncomfortable while reading a message board.


'til now.

[Verbal]

The only possible explanation for this phenomena that Sal is experiencing is that he has an ingrown hair on his happy trail that somehow re-emerged on his wang, thereby connecting the two.

[SL]

I don't feel it, either. But I did notice that I do a spectacular job of keeping my belly button immaculate.

[PurpleGold]

I've noticed that if you poke around in your belly button, it makes your wang tingle.

It seems odd that the two are directly connected. Is there some kind of nerve that's know to come through there? Perhaps it putts pressure on some urinary tract component?

You found your G-spot.:rollfloor:

[HawkeyeJonesEsq]

I normally only get that when I am touching a female's belly button

[Santa Anna's Leg]

You found your G-spot.:rollfloor:

Then the G-spot sucks. It's an uncomfortable tingle. Like a tickle.

[SL]

I've noticed that if you poke around in your belly button, it makes your wang tingle.

It seems odd that the two are directly connected. Is there some kind of nerve that's know to come through there? Perhaps it putts pressure on some urinary tract component?

You found your G-spot.:rollfloor:

Then SAL is either lying about which hole he is sticking his finger in, or he is deformed like Gus thought.

[Bovert]

I get the exact same tingle. Can feel it when I dig in there to clean out lint and crap.

[brantshawks]

You found your G-spot.:rollfloor:

Then the G-spot sucks. It's an uncomfortable tingle. Like a tickle.

Sure, it's weird at first, but you'll get used to the feeling, and it will get a lot better, slugger.

[ThePracticalPundit]

SAL's fingers:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/6/68580182_3b160a5a93.jpg

[Santa Anna's Leg]

I get the exact same tingle. Can feel it when I dig in there to clean out lint and crap.

See. Everyone thought I was nuts. Once again the shared experience, and that which makes us human, is affirmed.

[brantshawks]

I get the exact same tingle. Can feel it when I dig in there to clean out lint and crap.

See. Everyone thought I was nuts. Once again the shared experience, and that which makes us human, is affirmed.

When I said I was uncomfortable earlier, it was only because I thought it was just Sal and I that shared this. But now it's worse because it's just us and Bovert...

[StinkyMcFadden]

I get the exact same tingle. Can feel it when I dig in there to clean out lint and crap.

See. Everyone thought I was nuts. Once again the shared experience, and that which makes us human, is affirmed.


I feel the same thing and have for as long as I can recall.

It's not a pleasant feeling, but it doesn't hurt. It's almost like an itch on the inside of my tiny little pecker.

[newsbreaker]

Sal, Bovert and Brant?

The phenomenon is apparently confined to those men who are closer to being women than anything else.

Congrats, ladies, you have underformed vaginas in the middle of your body.

(Brant and Bovert promptly disappear for weeks - Sal disappears as well, but only because his is so full of sand).

[brantshawks]

This is going to be the weirdest facebook group page ever.

[danish_hawkeye]

Is it too late to hide the fact that I posted in this thread?

[Judge Kemp]

I've noticed that if you poke around in your belly button, it makes your wang tingle.

It seems odd that the two are directly connected. Is there some kind of nerve that's know to come through there? Perhaps it putts pressure on some urinary tract component?


Are you getting high over lunch again, SAL?

[Santa Anna's Leg]

Alright, so we have 4 dudes on a random message board who are familiar with this phenomenon.

I wonder if the medical field has ever explored the effect. Perhaps is a perfectly understood process, but it could be one of those things that reveals something about anatomy heretofore understood.

That's the way these things go down. You see some scientist with a neurotic personality accepting accolades and recounting the tale of when he went poking about in his belly button and experienced an odd sensation and his interest was piqued.....

[StinkyMcFadden]

It's probably TMI, but when I stick my finger in my belly button, I can't help but say, "Oh you like that, do you?! You like that, don't you? Oh yeah, mama likes."

[danish_hawkeye]

someone needs to google this. Odds on favorite: ballzofsteele.

[farokhmanesh'ed]

just google "belly button connected to penis" and see what comes up. probably NSFW, but whatever. more than likely it is just stimulation of nerve endings that aren't normally stimulated because NORMAL PEOPLE DON'T PUT THEIR FINGERS IN THEIR BELLY BUTTON TRYING TO PLEASURE THEIR PENIS.

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_oct2003/BellyButtonTattoo.jpg

[farokhmanesh'ed]

LMFAO. you posted that while i was posting mine, so i never saw your post until after i posted mine. i didn't google it though. i'm not into this at all.

[ivan_drago]

I've never been uncomfortable while reading a message board.


'til now.

Quit playing with your belly button while reading, then.

[SL]

Alright, so we have 4 dudes on a random message board who are familiar with this phenomenon.

I wonder if the medical field has ever explored the effect. Perhaps is a perfectly understood process, but it could be one of those things that reveals something about anatomy heretofore understood.

That's the way these things go down. You see some scientist with a neurotic personality accepting accolades and recounting the tale of when he went poking about in his belly button and experienced an odd sensation and his interest was piqued.....

Isn't there some in the medical field called referred pain? Where you feel pain in the body other than where it originates?

That may help explain this.

[farokhmanesh'ed]

Alright, so we have 4 dudes on a random message board who are familiar with this phenomenon.

I wonder if the medical field has ever explored the effect. Perhaps is a perfectly understood process, but it could be one of those things that reveals something about anatomy heretofore understood.

That's the way these things go down. You see some scientist with a neurotic personality accepting accolades and recounting the tale of when he went poking about in his belly button and experienced an odd sensation and his interest was piqued.....

Isn't there some in the medical field called referred pain? Where you feel pain in the body other than where it originates?

That may help explain this.

you are correct.

[lbchawkeye]

Alright, so we have 4 dudes on a random message board who are familiar with this phenomenon.

I wonder if the medical field has ever explored the effect. Perhaps is a perfectly understood process, but it could be one of those things that reveals something about anatomy heretofore understood.

That's the way these things go down. You see some scientist with a neurotic personality accepting accolades and recounting the tale of when he went poking about in his belly button and experienced an odd sensation and his interest was piqued.....
Add one more to the list.

[brantshawks]

Add one more to the list.

Now you're just trying to be cool and join in.


Denied.

[danish_hawkeye]

so can we get a grant to study this?

[HoundedHawk]

I get the exact same tingle. Can feel it when I dig in there to clean out lint and crap.

See. Everyone thought I was nuts. Once again the shared experience, and that which makes us human, is affirmed.
I have the same thing.

[PlannedSickDays]

Tallgrass could answer this...The skin of the scrotum is a continuation of the abdominal wall. You wouldn't be pressing in on anything but intestine and the parietal peritoneum.

[HoundedHawk]

The nervous system is interconnected with strange things like this. For example, I get a pain in my chest if push hard on the top of my left tibia.

[Santa Anna's Leg]

For example, I get a pain in my chest if push hard on the top of my left tibia.

Do you lay awake at night worried that a Nazi will press super hard on your tibia?

[MikeyJoe]

The nervous system is interconnected with strange things like this. For example, I get a pain in my chest if push hard on the top of my left tibia.
I can make myself cough if I stick a q-tip too far into my ear.

[Shecky O'Malley]

I get the tingle also. I'm never cleaning my bellybutton again.

[Santa Anna's Leg]

The nervous system is interconnected with strange things like this. For example, I get a pain in my chest if push hard on the top of my left tibia.
I can make myself cough if I stick a q-tip too far into my ear.

I was gonna try taking this to another level, but I stopped short.

[TallGrass]

The nervous system is interconnected with strange things like this. For example, I get a pain in my chest if push hard on the top of my left tibia.
I can make myself cough if I stick a q-tip too far into my ear.

Q-tips + ears + deep = recipe for disaster. They'll use super glue to close your eardrum back up.

[MikeyJoe]

The nervous system is interconnected with strange things like this. For example, I get a pain in my chest if push hard on the top of my left tibia.
I can make myself cough if I stick a q-tip too far into my ear.

I was gonna try taking this to another level, but I stopped short.
The parallels are obvious. :)

[TallGrass]

Tallgrass could answer this...The skin of the scrotum is a continuation of the abdominal wall. You wouldn't be pressing in on anything but intestine and the parietal peritoneum.

The Ilioinguinal nerve roots at the L1 vertebrate & serves the skin of the genitalia as well as inferior abdominal muscles.

So I'm guessing that sticking your finger too deep in your bell button stimulates that nerve by stimulating receptors in your ab muscles. You end up with some referred pain coming from your junk since they're on the same line.

[Santa Anna's Leg]

The Ilioinguinal nerve roots at the L1 vertebrate & serves the skin of the genitalia as well as inferior abdominal muscles.

So I'm guessing that sticking your finger too deep in your bell button stimulates that nerve by stimulating receptors in your ab muscles. You end up with some referred pain coming from your junk since they're on the same line.

Question answered. Thank you TG.

[brantshawks]

The nervous system is interconnected with strange things like this. For example, I get a pain in my chest if push hard on the top of my left tibia.
I can make myself cough if I stick a q-tip too far into my ear.

Me too, but only in my left ear. Been that way my hole* life.




*on purpose.

[StinkyMcFadden]

Tallgrass could answer this...The skin of the scrotum is a continuation of the abdominal wall. You wouldn't be pressing in on anything but intestine and the parietal peritoneum.

The Ilioinguinal nerve roots at the L1 vertebrate & serves the skin of the genitalia as well as inferior abdominal muscles.

So I'm guessing that sticking your finger too deep in your bell button stimulates that nerve by stimulating receptors in your ab muscles. You end up with some referred pain coming from your junk since they're on the same line.


Fucking great.

Tallgrass is learnin' us, which means there's a 99% chance we'll all have bellybutton cancer by Sunday.

[HoundedHawk]

For example, I get a pain in my chest if push hard on the top of my left tibia.

Do you lay awake at night worried that a Nazi will press super hard on your tibia?
No, but my friend worries about his wife putting her finger in his bellybutton. He instantly urinates.

[TallGrass]

Tallgrass could answer this...The skin of the scrotum is a continuation of the abdominal wall. You wouldn't be pressing in on anything but intestine and the parietal peritoneum.

The Ilioinguinal nerve roots at the L1 vertebrate & serves the skin of the genitalia as well as inferior abdominal muscles.

So I'm guessing that sticking your finger too deep in your bell button stimulates that nerve by stimulating receptors in your ab muscles. You end up with some referred pain coming from your junk since they're on the same line.


Fucking great.

Tallgrass is learnin' us, which means there's a 99% chance we'll all have bellybutton cancer by Sunday.

Since we're also dealing with your dick, maybe you'll just get the syphilis instead.

[newsbreaker]

I just banged the shit out of my belly botton, and I got nothin. I even tried pulling my chest hair while I did it.

[Gushawk]

So the guys who experience this are the ones who actually have ab muscles. Well, that's a kick in the nuts.

[brantshawks]

I just banged the shit out of my belly botton, and I got nothin. I even tried pulling my chest hair while I did it.

You're into some weird shit, newsy.

[newsbreaker]

I just banged the shit out of my belly botton, and I got nothin. I even tried pulling my chest hair while I did it.

You're into some weird shit, newsy.

My wife is gone for a week. Things get weird around here in her absence.

[BrAd Hominem]

Fucking great.

Tallgrass is learnin' us, which means there's a 99% chance we'll all have bellybutton cancer by Sunday.

Since we're also dealing with your dick, maybe you'll just get the syphilis instead.

Shit. I always thought you had to be on a USS Somethingorother in order to contract one of those dreaded naval diseases.

[TallGrass]

I just banged the shit out of my belly botton, and I got nothin. I even tried pulling my chest hair while I did it.

Try choking yourself while you're at it.

[Verbal]

I just banged the shit out of my belly botton, and I got nothin. I even tried pulling my chest hair while I did it.

Try choking yourself while you're at it.

And call yourself scum.

[MikeyJoe]

I just banged the shit out of my belly botton, and I got nothin. I even tried pulling my chest hair while I did it.

Try choking yourself while you're at it.

And call yourself scum.
And don't forget to kill a hobo first.

[TallGrass]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/5708/waynebradychoke5ni.jpg

[The Tin Man]

so can we get a grant to study this?

I am sure Grant Wood would be more that happy to fill your needs.

[hawkeyefan_2]

I can confirm there is no connection between the inside of the female belly-button and any other parts of a female body.

[Santa Anna's Leg]

I can confirm there is no connection between the inside of the female belly-button and any other parts of a female body.

If this thread has shown us anything, we'll need a significant sample of female belly-button fondlers to establish whether there is a connection or not. For the male of the human species it seems that some experience the sensation while others don't.

[Sambud]

I've done some research and located a pic of Kobe discovering the Sal syndrome:

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/kobe.gif

[StinkyMcFadden]

I've done some research and located a pic of Kobe discovering the Sal syndrome:

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/kobe.gif

:rotf:

[roseboundhawk]

I can confirm there is no connection between the inside of the female belly-button and any other parts of a female body.

pic

[Gushawk]

Proof that it isn't the caucasion race's version of sickle-cell anemia.

[hawkchick79]

I am not unfamiliar with this phenomenon.

[Monster]

I am not unfamiliar with this phenomenon.

:shock:

[HFBM]

I've noticed that if you poke around in your belly button, it makes your wang tingle.

I've felt it before too. Not a pleasant feeling. Cuz if it was my wife would tell me to quit "cleaning" my belly button.

[Mrs. G]

I just banged the shit out of my belly botton, and I got nothin. I even tried pulling my chest hair while I did it.

Try choking yourself while you're at it.

And call yourself scum.

Solid work TG & V.

[Debit One]

I just banged the shit out of my belly botton, and I got nothin. I even tried pulling my chest hair while I did it.

I'm calling bullshit. I do not believe that you have any chest hair.

[newsbreaker]

I just banged the shit out of my belly botton, and I got nothin. I even tried pulling my chest hair while I did it.

I'm calling bullshit. I do not believe that you have any chest hair.

Puberty has been a long and largely uneventful process.

[Santa Anna's Leg]

I saw the bots searching this thread and was once again amused by it.

[TallGrass]

http://photos.mongabay.com/06/1124Trawling_Drawing.jpg

[RecreationalGynecologist]

Weird.. I had a couple girls in HS ask me this and they wanted to play with my belly button to see if it was true. I guess I'm not the only one who has heard of this phenomenon

[Serenity]

Mr. S once asked me what would happen if the knot in his belly button came untied...

And I don't seem to feel anything odd when I "dig around" in my belly button (aside from the fetus going "What the hell are you doing!")

[RobertIngersoll]

This is, btw, why Loog has always measured his penis length starting at the navel...