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brantshawks
05-12-2009, 01:27 PM
Title: vaseline or Ky?


vaseline for wacking, ky for scoring.

vaseline would be disgusting for scoring. i used vaseline for scoring w/ a gf once in college and she wound up getting a nasty yeast infection. you don't want that junk in the vagina, because it's much harder for the female body to cleanse than ky

party on, brants

Hawk_Kegmasters
05-12-2009, 01:40 PM
Re: Busted!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawk_Kegmasters
View Profile: Crazy Hawk
Crazy Hawk http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/images/statusicon/user_online.gif
http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/image.php?u=984&dateline=1203312028Last Activity: Today 08:58 PM
Viewing Thread Naked Indiana Hoosier Cheerleader (http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/showthread.php?t=24605) @ 08:58 PM

I was just curious fuck

Monster
05-12-2009, 01:41 PM
I've deleted all of mine from Loog, but they look a lot like the one he sent you, Brant. Mine are typically entitled, "Hey fatass" or "hey homo".

hawkchick79
05-12-2009, 01:42 PM
A blow job every week? So I tell the ol' lady we should start trying to have another child a few days ago. Later that night, she mentions that means we're going to have to have more sex (great, because once a week doesn't do it for me). Then she says something simply incredible. She tells me her goal is that she's going to give me a blow job every week. This is a woman who gives one about once a year...on my birthday, and she thinks she can change that to every week? I'm not complaining if it happens but she shouldn't say things like that to get my hopes up if she isn't 100% sure she can back it up.

Mr. Hawk
05-12-2009, 01:43 PM
Here's one I got from Loog just a few weeks ago:

subject: question

so are you really a big fucking fatass or what?

i always thought that you were a little tiny guy

i'm currently overcoming a recent bout w/ anorexia

regards

opi

Monster
05-12-2009, 01:43 PM
A blow job every week? So I tell the ol' lady we should start trying to have another child a few days ago. Later that night, she mentions that means we're going to have to have more sex (great, because once a week doesn't do it for me). Then she says something simply incredible. She tells me her goal is that she's going to give me a blow job every week. This is a woman who gives one about once a year...on my birthday, and she thinks she can change that to every week? I'm not complaining if it happens but she shouldn't say things like that to get my hopes up if she isn't 100% sure she can back it up.


Loog?

SL
05-12-2009, 01:44 PM
http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/images/icons/icon1.gif re
Quote:
You call your secret mod buddy to talk about the internet.


lmao.

Hawk_Kegmasters
05-12-2009, 01:44 PM
A blow job every week? So I tell the ol' lady we should start trying to have another child a few days ago. Later that night, she mentions that means we're going to have to have more sex (great, because once a week doesn't do it for me). Then she says something simply incredible. She tells me her goal is that she's going to give me a blow job every week. This is a woman who gives one about once a year...on my birthday, and she thinks she can change that to every week? I'm not complaining if it happens but she shouldn't say things like that to get my hopes up if she isn't 100% sure she can back it up.

:rollfloor:

hawkchick79
05-12-2009, 01:44 PM
A blow job every week? So I tell the ol' lady we should start trying to have another child a few days ago. Later that night, she mentions that means we're going to have to have more sex (great, because once a week doesn't do it for me). Then she says something simply incredible. She tells me her goal is that she's going to give me a blow job every week. This is a woman who gives one about once a year...on my birthday, and she thinks she can change that to every week? I'm not complaining if it happens but she shouldn't say things like that to get my hopes up if she isn't 100% sure she can back it up.


Loog?

Alternate Handle. I suppose it's possible AH was Loog.

Hawk_Kegmasters
05-12-2009, 01:46 PM
I've posted it before, but here's my favorite PM from Loog:

I want to slap mustard on you and eat you up like a sandwich, Keggy. I will pour syrup on your toes and draw a mustache on you with a Sharpie. Love, Loog.

MikeyJoe
05-12-2009, 01:46 PM
A more recent PM exchange between MH and I entitled "The Internet vs. Real Life":

My wife does not understand these boards at all. She looked over my shoulder and saw that thread I posted to you and said to me "I don't think you're an ugly douchebag. That's rude. You don't say that kind of stuff to anyone, do you?":rotf:

Monster
05-12-2009, 01:48 PM
This could easily become a "Post a PM Loog sent to you" thread.

SL
05-12-2009, 01:52 PM
You think you're real funny with the "bump for rdubbs" shit don't you? Get over it already. Otherwise we can settle this face to face if you have the balls to show up at a gathering. I doubt you do though pussy.

brantshawks
05-12-2009, 01:53 PM
BTW, I just put the finishing touches on my neck beard this morning. My wife saw it and made sure I had my wedding ring on. It's been like swatting flies away at work this morning. The ladies are all over me.

hawkchick79
05-12-2009, 01:53 PM
BTW, I just put the finishing touches on my neck beard this morning. My wife saw it and made sure I had my wedding ring on. It's been like swatting flies away at work this morning. The ladies are all over me.

Stinky?

Glen
05-12-2009, 01:54 PM
This could easily become a "Post a PM Loog sent to you" thread.

Loog has never sent me a PM.

brantshawks
05-12-2009, 01:54 PM
BTW, I just put the finishing touches on my neck beard this morning. My wife saw it and made sure I had my wedding ring on. It's been like swatting flies away at work this morning. The ladies are all over me.

Stinky?

Like a book, he is.

Mr. Hawk
05-12-2009, 01:54 PM
This could easily become a "Post a PM Loog sent to you" thread.

Loog has never sent me a PM.
when I got my first one, I actually became sexually aroused.

Monster
05-12-2009, 01:55 PM
This could easily become a "Post a PM Loog sent to you" thread.

Loog has never sent me a PM.

Really? Damn. I think you're the only one.

brantshawks
05-12-2009, 01:56 PM
This could easily become a "Post a PM Loog sent to you" thread.

Loog has never sent me a PM.

Really? Damn. I think you're the only one.

Loog picks his targets wisely. He won't send someone a message that will out wit him in a reply.

That's why we got one and Glen didn't.

hawkchick79
05-12-2009, 01:56 PM
This could easily become a "Post a PM Loog sent to you" thread.

Loog has never sent me a PM.

Really? Damn. I think you're the only one.

He's not.

Monster
05-12-2009, 01:57 PM
Loog has never sent me a PM.

Really? Damn. I think you're the only one.

Loog picks his targets wisely. He won't send someone a message that will out wit him in a reply.

That's why we got one and Glen didn't.

Damn. Pwn3d.

Glen
05-12-2009, 01:57 PM
Title: vaseline or Ky?


vaseline for wacking, ky for scoring.

vaseline would be disgusting for scoring. i used vaseline for scoring w/ a gf once in college and she wound up getting a nasty yeast infection. you don't want that junk in the vagina, because it's much harder for the female body to cleanse than ky

party on, brants

I delete almost all my pm's after reading.

PdJohnson
05-12-2009, 01:58 PM
Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!!!

Glen
05-12-2009, 01:58 PM
Loog has never sent me a PM.

Really? Damn. I think you're the only one.

Loog picks his targets wisely. He won't send someone a message that will out wit him in a reply.

That's why we got one and Glen didn't.

The next person I outwit will be the first.

MikeyJoe
05-12-2009, 01:59 PM
This could easily become a "Post a PM Loog sent to you" thread.

Loog has never sent me a PM.
I don't think I have either, but I delete all of my PM inbox every few months, so the oldest one I have now is from January.

Jim
05-12-2009, 02:02 PM
Really? Damn. I think you're the only one.

Loog picks his targets wisely. He won't send someone a message that will out wit him in a reply.

That's why we got one and Glen didn't.

Damn. Pwn3d.

x3

RobertIngersoll
05-12-2009, 02:02 PM
Yeah that makes it tough when you're in the open. but you destroyed crazed today, and that added to my entertainment value for the morning. i noticed he even gave you a sort of luke warm apology. very rare for crazed. lol. party on, dude.

brantshawks
05-12-2009, 02:05 PM
Title: vaseline or Ky?


vaseline for wacking, ky for scoring.

vaseline would be disgusting for scoring. i used vaseline for scoring w/ a gf once in college and she wound up getting a nasty yeast infection. you don't want that junk in the vagina, because it's much harder for the female body to cleanse than ky

party on, brants

I delete almost all my pm's after reading.

I haven't really deleted any and it's taken me (what 2 years?) since the site started to get to 100% and 'twas full.

newsbreaker
05-12-2009, 02:06 PM
I also have never received a PM from loog.

boneshawk
05-12-2009, 02:07 PM
I deleted all of mine over the weekend.

I sent my first 'childish' PM to Dimmick this morning. Asshat.

The Poster Formerly known
05-12-2009, 02:09 PM
Fairly recent one from the Looker. Titled: Did you go to

pcm?

No, Albia. Why?got my hair cut by a SMOKING pcm grad saturday

MickerHawk
05-12-2009, 02:27 PM
y'all will know who did this one...or not.


Quote:
Originally Posted by MickerHawk
Sal?? Isn't this racist? Someone friggin' said "teutonic!!"

:rollfloor:

BrAd Hominem
05-12-2009, 02:44 PM
One of my first ever received:

It's a little rough ... that's PTRivals head.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d134/sobrien51/PTCat.gif

Nolesy911
05-12-2009, 04:40 PM
i've never gotten a pm from loog.

my most interesting one would probably be:

http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/images/statusicon/post_old.gif 10-20-2007, 09:04 AM lilzaphod (http://hawkeyelounge.com/member.php?u=570)

Posts: 5,720
vCash: 500

http://hawkeyelounge.com/image.php?u=570&dateline=1227211099 (http://hawkeyelounge.com/member.php?u=570)

Join Date: 10:56 AM August 27th, 2007
Posts: 5,720



http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/images/icons/icon1.gif rumor mill
cedric everson and abe satterfield are going to be charged with having an unwanted gangbang on a female freshman swimmer.
http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/images/statusicon/user_online.gif

Debit One
05-12-2009, 04:41 PM
I used to receive PMs from Loogey, but when I responded with a photo of my johnson he quickly retreated.

Mr. Hawk
05-12-2009, 04:53 PM
One of my first ever received:

It's a little rough ... that's PTRivals head.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d134/sobrien51/PTCat.gif:rotf:

Wild Onion
05-12-2009, 05:11 PM
Good luck today, dude.

Kick some ass out there.

Slanderous
05-12-2009, 06:59 PM
I'm not really a frequent poster, so I was surprised when I found this PM about a year ago from a girl with no posts:
Hi,
I'm new here, how's it going?

"Buddhism has the characteristics of what would be expected in a cosmic religion for the future: it transcends a personal God, avoids dogmas and theology; it covers both the natural & spiritual, and it is based on a religious sense aspiring from the experience of all things as a meaningful unity" - Albert Einstein

Of course, I saw this about 3 months after it was sent and thought WTF?

MikeyJoe
05-12-2009, 07:05 PM
I'm not really a frequent poster, so I was surprised when I found this PM about a year ago from a girl with no posts:
Hi,
I'm new here, how's it going?

"Buddhism has the characteristics of what would be expected in a cosmic religion for the future: it transcends a personal God, avoids dogmas and theology; it covers both the natural & spiritual, and it is based on a religious sense aspiring from the experience of all things as a meaningful unity" - Albert Einstein

Of course, I saw this about 3 months after it was sent and thought WTF?
Did she by any chance extend a phone sex invitation after this?

newsbreaker
05-12-2009, 07:06 PM
I'm not really a frequent poster, so I was surprised when I found this PM about a year ago from a girl with no posts:
Hi,
I'm new here, how's it going?

"Buddhism has the characteristics of what would be expected in a cosmic religion for the future: it transcends a personal God, avoids dogmas and theology; it covers both the natural & spiritual, and it is based on a religious sense aspiring from the experience of all things as a meaningful unity" - Albert Einstein

Of course, I saw this about 3 months after it was sent and thought WTF?
Did she by any chance extend a phone sex invitation after this?

:rotf:

L. Wade Childress
05-12-2009, 07:09 PM
i dont have any remotely entertaining PM's, nor have I received one from loog

Alternate Handle
05-12-2009, 07:10 PM
Re: Dear respected poster:

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by Alternate Handle
Yo Momma so poor she drives a peanut.

-Actually, my mom is dead.

StinkyMcFadden
05-12-2009, 07:12 PM
I received this one after a random meeting with a poster at an Iowa football game.

Creepy.



--------------------------------------------------------

Hey. It was good meeting you last weekend. That was a good time. What a game.

I hate to do this and I know it's awkward, but what kind of jeans were you wearing? It's cool if you don't remember. It's really not that big of deal.

It's just that they seemed fit really, really well on you. It's almost as if they were tailored specifically for you. Maybe that's the norm and big city guys do that...have jeans tailored, I mean. I'm from Creston and we sure never did that, so if that's the case, just ignore my message.

But if it's not the case and it was just an ordinary off the rack pair of jeans, please let me know the brand. They fit you really, really well.

Do you workout?

Alternate Handle
05-12-2009, 07:14 PM
My mother is dead, thank you for your thoughtful and kind words.


Quote:
Originally Posted by Alternate Handle
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

Alternate Handle
05-12-2009, 07:14 PM
Originally Posted by Alternate Handle
Yo momma so ugly, when she was born they put tinted windows on her incubator.

fuck off, my mom's dead

BrAd Hominem
05-12-2009, 07:35 PM
I received this one after a random meeting with a poster at an Iowa football game.

Creepy.



--------------------------------------------------------

Hey. It was good meeting you last weekend. That was a good time. What a game.

I hate to do this and I know it's awkward, but what kind of jeans were you wearing? It's cool if you don't remember. It's really not that big of deal.

It's just that they seemed fit really, really well on you. It's almost as if they were tailored specifically for you. Maybe that's the norm and big city guys do that...have jeans tailored, I mean. I'm from Creston and we sure never did that, so if that's the case, just ignore my message.

But if it's not the case and it was just an ordinary off the rack pair of jeans, please let me know the brand. They fit you really, really well.

Do you workout?

:rotf:

I don't know if that's real, but I don't care.

Slanderous
05-12-2009, 09:51 PM
I'm not really a frequent poster, so I was surprised when I found this PM about a year ago from a girl with no posts:
Hi,
I'm new here, how's it going?

"Buddhism has the characteristics of what would be expected in a cosmic religion for the future: it transcends a personal God, avoids dogmas and theology; it covers both the natural & spiritual, and it is based on a religious sense aspiring from the experience of all things as a meaningful unity" - Albert Einstein

Of course, I saw this about 3 months after it was sent and thought WTF?
Did she by any chance extend a phone sex invitation after this?
Sadly there was no additional PM after the greeting. I felt like a jerk.

lbchawkeye
05-12-2009, 11:07 PM
My first one:
Originally Posted by lbchawkeye

Originally Posted by SL
gay.

and i'm drunk.
I'm glad you broke my PM cherry with this... I feel so disappointed.

hawkchick79
05-13-2009, 09:24 AM
My first one:
Originally Posted by lbchawkeye

Originally Posted by SL
gay.

and i'm drunk.I'm glad you broke my PM cherry with this... I feel so disappointed.

:rotf:

hawkeyefan_2
05-13-2009, 09:36 AM
I'm nearly positive I have the most boring PM inbox of anyone on the board.

Legend12
05-13-2009, 09:42 AM
I'm not really a frequent poster, so I was surprised when I found this PM about a year ago from a girl with no posts:
Hi,
I'm new here, how's it going?

"Buddhism has the characteristics of what would be expected in a cosmic religion for the future: it transcends a personal God, avoids dogmas and theology; it covers both the natural & spiritual, and it is based on a religious sense aspiring from the experience of all things as a meaningful unity" - Albert Einstein

Of course, I saw this about 3 months after it was sent and thought WTF?
Did she by any chance extend a phone sex invitation after this?
Sadly there was no additional PM after the greeting. I felt like a jerk.


Wow. I didn't know Greeneyes was posting on this board.

brantshawks
05-13-2009, 11:39 AM
I received this one after a random meeting with a poster at an Iowa football game.

Creepy.



--------------------------------------------------------

Hey. It was good meeting you last weekend. That was a good time. What a game.

I hate to do this and I know it's awkward, but what kind of jeans were you wearing? It's cool if you don't remember. It's really not that big of deal.

It's just that they seemed fit really, really well on you. It's almost as if they were tailored specifically for you. Maybe that's the norm and big city guys do that...have jeans tailored, I mean. I'm from Creston and we sure never did that, so if that's the case, just ignore my message.

But if it's not the case and it was just an ordinary off the rack pair of jeans, please let me know the brand. They fit you really, really well.

Do you workout?

This could be from anyone....

StinkyMcFadden
05-13-2009, 11:59 AM
I received this one after a random meeting with a poster at an Iowa football game.

Creepy.



--------------------------------------------------------

Hey. It was good meeting you last weekend. That was a good time. What a game.

I hate to do this and I know it's awkward, but what kind of jeans were you wearing? It's cool if you don't remember. It's really not that big of deal.

It's just that they seemed fit really, really well on you. It's almost as if they were tailored specifically for you. Maybe that's the norm and big city guys do that...have jeans tailored, I mean. I'm from Creston and we sure never did that, so if that's the case, just ignore my message.

But if it's not the case and it was just an ordinary off the rack pair of jeans, please let me know the brand. They fit you really, really well.

Do you workout?

This could be from anyone....


Could be.

brantshawks
05-13-2009, 12:09 PM
But...you were made for jorts.


Those jorts.

lilzaphod
05-13-2009, 12:12 PM
I'm nearly positive I have the most boring PM inbox of anyone on the board.

I doubt your box is that bad...

brantshawks
05-13-2009, 12:14 PM
I'm nearly positive I have the most boring PM inbox of anyone on the board.

I doubt your box is that bad...

I've put something in her inbox.

I even proposed to her via pm.

Hawk_Kegmasters
02-07-2010, 04:30 PM
Bump for Lime.

Hawk_Kegmasters
04-14-2011, 04:40 PM
Bump for the sake of relevancy.

So many gays in your family...hard to keep em straight.

Mrs. G
04-14-2011, 04:48 PM
I actually had some strange ones from hounded where he was asking me if I'd had enough, telling me that he didn't want to hurt me and was quoting scripture to me.

I think my response was something along the lines of "fuck off".

JayHawki
04-14-2011, 04:55 PM
Fairly recent one from the Looker. Titled: Did you go to



No, Albia. Why?got my hair cut by a SMOKING pcm grad saturday

I went to pcm...who was it?

StinkyMcFadden
04-14-2011, 05:15 PM
Bump for the sake of relevancy.

So many gays in your family...hard to keep em straight.

There's a play on words in there, too. Brilliant.

HoundedHawk
04-14-2011, 05:39 PM
I actually had some strange ones from hounded where he was asking me if I'd had enough, telling me that he didn't want to hurt me and was quoting scripture to me.

I think my response was something along the lines of "fuck off".
I've never deleted any of my messages sent or received so I have them all.

First, I never initiated a PM with you to the best of my knowledge, and my records fully confirm that.

Second, you initiated by asking me if I was Monster and a conversation ensued.

Third, I never asked if you had enough. However, I did say I would rather get along.

Fourth, you never said "F&*k you," and it ended with a response from me.

I can paste it all here if you want to challenge that.

MikeyJoe
04-14-2011, 05:58 PM
Here we go again.

Gushawk
04-14-2011, 06:01 PM
I think I once got a "behind-the-mall-challenge" e-mail from loog, but alas it has been deleted and I thus have nothing worth posting.

HoundedHawk
04-14-2011, 06:06 PM
Here we go again.
LOL, if she pushes it I may have to pull a monster and post them since she "forced my hand." ;)

HoundedHawk
04-14-2011, 06:07 PM
I think I once got a "behind-the-mall-challenge" e-mail from loog, but alas it has been deleted and I thus have nothing worth posting.
Gus, what is the story with your avatar? It's fine if you don't want to say.

Grape Ape
04-14-2011, 06:08 PM
I think I once got a "behind-the-mall-challenge" e-mail from loog, but alas it has been deleted and I thus have nothing worth posting.
Gus, what is the story with your avatar? It's fine if you don't want to say.

It's kind of creepy

Gushawk
04-14-2011, 06:19 PM
I think I once got a "behind-the-mall-challenge" e-mail from loog, but alas it has been deleted and I thus have nothing worth posting.
Gus, what is the story with your avatar? It's fine if you don't want to say.

It's an apparition photographed in my home. I've been trying to capture EVPs to see what he wants.

MikeyJoe
04-14-2011, 06:21 PM
I think I once got a "behind-the-mall-challenge" e-mail from loog, but alas it has been deleted and I thus have nothing worth posting.
Gus, what is the story with your avatar? It's fine if you don't want to say.

It's an apparition photographed in my home. I've been trying to capture EVPs to see what he wants.
Could this be the tormented spirit of someone who died in this very home, attempting to reach out to us?

HoundedHawk
04-14-2011, 06:24 PM
I think I once got a "behind-the-mall-challenge" e-mail from loog, but alas it has been deleted and I thus have nothing worth posting.
Gus, what is the story with your avatar? It's fine if you don't want to say.

It's an apparition photographed in my home. I've been trying to capture EVPs to see what he wants.
Looks tough. I wouldn't mess with it. ;)

Gushawk
04-14-2011, 06:31 PM
I think I can take him. Mrs. G doesn't seem to mind him being around.

Jimmie Dimmick
04-14-2011, 06:36 PM
My pms are boring as shit. Usually just me helping a poster with something, or vice versa.

Hawk_Kegmasters
04-14-2011, 06:48 PM
Bump for the sake of relevancy.

So many gays in your family...hard to keep em straight.

There's a play on words in there, too. Brilliant.

Hmm- came from you, so I'd hardly say it could be brilliant.

StinkyMcFadden
04-14-2011, 06:52 PM
My pms are boring as shit. Usually just me helping a poster with something, or vice versa.

If I may be so bold, how have you helped?

StinkyMcFadden
04-14-2011, 06:53 PM
Bump for the sake of relevancy.

So many gays in your family...hard to keep em straight.

There's a play on words in there, too. Brilliant.

Hmm- came from you, so I'd hardly say it could be brilliant.

Like I said, the guy who sent that to you is one sharp guy.

Jimmie Dimmick
04-14-2011, 06:53 PM
My pms are boring as shit. Usually just me helping a poster with something, or vice versa.

If I may be so bold, how have you helped?

Private messages, Stink. Private.

UNICats
04-14-2011, 07:30 PM
Re: Busted!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawk_Kegmasters
View Profile: Crazy Hawk
Crazy Hawk http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/images/statusicon/user_online.gif
http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/image.php?u=984&dateline=1203312028Last Activity: Today 08:58 PM
Viewing Thread Naked Indiana Hoosier Cheerleader (http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/showthread.php?t=24605) @ 08:58 PM

I was just curious fuck

Woah. I guess I'm in good company then...


UNICats http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/images/statusicon/user_online.gif
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Viewing Thread Naked Indiana Hoosier Cheerleader (http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/showthread.php?t=24605) @ 07:26 PM

Hawk_Kegmasters
04-14-2011, 08:20 PM
Re: Busted!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawk_Kegmasters
View Profile: Crazy Hawk
Crazy Hawk http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/images/statusicon/user_online.gif
http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/image.php?u=984&dateline=1203312028Last Activity: Today 08:58 PM
Viewing Thread Naked Indiana Hoosier Cheerleader (http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/showthread.php?t=24605) @ 08:58 PM

I was just curious fuck

Woah. I guess I'm in good company then...


UNICats http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/images/statusicon/user_online.gif
http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/image.php?u=635&dateline=1204773835Last Activity: Today 07:26 PM
Viewing Thread Naked Indiana Hoosier Cheerleader (http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/showthread.php?t=24605) @ 07:26 PM


It was better when I was busting people for checking out Albert Young's wang in that thread a few months ago.

Mrs. G
04-14-2011, 08:29 PM
I actually had some strange ones from hounded where he was asking me if I'd had enough, telling me that he didn't want to hurt me and was quoting scripture to me.

I think my response was something along the lines of "fuck off".
I've never deleted any of my messages sent or received so I have them all.

First, I never initiated a PM with you to the best of my knowledge, and my records fully confirm that.

Second, you initiated by asking me if I was Monster and a conversation ensued.

Third, I never asked if you had enough. However, I did say I would rather get along.

Fourth, you never said "F&*k you," and it ended with a response from me.

I can paste it all here if you want to challenge that.

How the hell is it that you guys keep your PMs this long?

Does the entire board have a hardon for me?

BTW, I'm certain you sent me some silly sort of mellow-dramatic PM, and ended it with a ghey phrase of "as you wish".

nolookpass
04-14-2011, 09:11 PM
I dont save my PMs. Im not a highschool girl.

Monster
04-14-2011, 09:34 PM
I actually had some strange ones from hounded where he was asking me if I'd had enough, telling me that he didn't want to hurt me and was quoting scripture to me.

I think my response was something along the lines of "fuck off".
I've never deleted any of my messages sent or received so I have them all.

First, I never initiated a PM with you to the best of my knowledge, and my records fully confirm that.

Second, you initiated by asking me if I was Monster and a conversation ensued.

Third, I never asked if you had enough. However, I did say I would rather get along.

Fourth, you never said "F&*k you," and it ended with a response from me.

I can paste it all here if you want to challenge that.

How the hell is it that you guys keep your PMs this long?

Does the entire board have a hardon for me?

BTW, I'm certain you sent me some silly sort of mellow-dramatic PM, and ended it with a ghey phrase of "as you wish".

I'm sure you'd like to imagine that.

HoundedHawk
04-14-2011, 10:34 PM
[QUOTE=HoundedHawk;1293066][QUOTE=Mrs. G;1293000]
How the hell is it that you guys keep your PMs this long?
I've never thought to erase them. Why would I?

It's appears it comes in handy, too, to set the record with revisionist memories such as yourself.


Does the entire board have a hardon for me?
As usual, it has nothing to do with you. That part is only in your mind.

As for the erection, no offense, but I've never had those type of thoughts about you.


BTW, I'm certain you sent me some silly sort of mellow-dramatic PM, and ended it with a ghey phrase of "as you wish".
Hardly, after some immature musings from you, it ended like this.

You said, "Show me some manly leadership."

Since you're a woman I said, "I don't take imperatives from you." :)

HoundedHawk
04-14-2011, 10:35 PM
I dont save my PMs. Im not a highschool girl.
Think of it this way. I don't do anything to save mine. They just don't disappear unless one takes the effort. It doesn't bother me they are there.

L. Wade Childress
04-14-2011, 10:36 PM
i only delete pm's when my inbox is full. i didnt even know deleting was an option until i got that message.

nolookpass
04-14-2011, 10:36 PM
I dont save my PMs. Im not a highschool girl.
Think of it this way. I don't do anything to save mine. They just don't disappear unless one takes the effort. It doesn't bother me they are there.


when I get the message my inbox is full I delete them all.

HoundedHawk
04-14-2011, 10:48 PM
I dont save my PMs. Im not a highschool girl.
Think of it this way. I don't do anything to save mine. They just don't disappear unless one takes the effort. It doesn't bother me they are there.


when I get the message my inbox is full I delete them all.
Ah, I see. Mine has never been full. Thank you.

SL
04-14-2011, 10:50 PM
I dont save my PMs. Im not a highschool girl.
Think of it this way. I don't do anything to save mine. They just don't disappear unless one takes the effort. It doesn't bother me they are there.


when I get the message my inbox is full I delete them all.

So you actually do save them, until prompted to delete them when your inbox becomes full. I'd guess that's what the majority of posters here do.

Monster
04-14-2011, 10:55 PM
i only delete pm's when my inbox is full. i didnt even know deleting was an option until i got that message.

Same here.

As I mentioned earlier, I didn't even know there was a page 2 to my PM inbox until a couple days ago. I always just deleted all of the ones on page 1, thinking I got them all.

Mrs. G
04-15-2011, 11:49 AM
I dont save my PMs. Im not a highschool girl.

No kidding. It is quite telling as to some people's mental state of mind (and how darn easy it is to get under their skin and stay there).

BTW, when are we having beers this weekend?

MikeyJoe
04-15-2011, 11:53 AM
I "save" PMs until my inbox gets full. You have to actively delete them, and I don't take the time to delete read messages. Complaining about people having old PMs seems like a weird defense to being called out about lying about something you said in one of them.

Mrs. G
04-15-2011, 11:55 AM
I "save" PMs until my inbox gets full. You have to actively delete them, and I don't take the time to delete read messages. Complaining about people having old PMs seems like a weird defense to being called out about lying about something you said in one of them.

Lying, or not remembering? One would have to have kept the PM, read it, remembered it, and then lied about it's contents to actually be lying, no?

You are welcome to go peruse my PMs, Mikey. I don't have any of the PMs people are posting about here.

I just don't care enough to keep any of them, and I'm so popular I get tons of PMs, so I have to actively go in and keep deleting them.

It seems to me, some posters are going to great lengths to explain why they've kept PMs from 2+ years ago. ;)

DolphinAngerHawk
04-15-2011, 11:57 AM
I haven't been here a year. :(

EDIT: Oh shit, guess I have been. But I don't have any PMs that old. :(

sobrien51
04-15-2011, 11:58 AM
I haven't been here a year. :(

Really? Join Date: 03:09 PM February 25th, 2010

Herky823
04-15-2011, 12:00 PM
I'm not popular enough to have a good PM. I have 22 in the entire time I've been here. I think that counts sent and received.

Mrs. G
04-15-2011, 12:02 PM
It is particularly taxing when you end up on a PM thread with a bunch of other posters, and next thing you know, you've got 20 new PMs.

Match34
04-15-2011, 12:05 PM
Not a year old, but this is an exchange in which I pwned the shit out of FrodoTFaggin:

Say it ain't so, Match! I was just fucking around, broseph. No hard feelings.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxyfvuIMQx1qa91pfo1_500.jpg


lol, fwiw I never heard that joke and I thought it was clever. would you like a retraction?

I don't need your pity. Fuck you. And of course you never heard it, I just made it up.
Internets are serious?

Sit on it.
wow

I mean it, too. Sit on it, and sit on it hard.
:shock: Now this is just getting weird.

After you're done sitting on it, take a leap. A flying one.
Yeah, I got it, bud. This shit's important to you.

Up your nose with a rubber hose.
:shock:

You dug up a hornet's nest, son. Don't act surprised when you get stung.
You're a weird guy, Ace. Weird guy.

You're just sad you got pwned so hard. I just did to you what Edward Norton did to Jared Leto in "Fight Club".
To be honest, I don't know what the fuck is going on.

Kiss my grits.
Longest. Chain. Of. Quotes. Ever.

StinkyMcFadden
04-15-2011, 12:10 PM
Brant's wife has never had a full inbox, at least not since she got married.

DolphinAngerHawk
04-15-2011, 12:12 PM
Not a year old, but this is an exchange in which I pwned the shit out of FrodoTFaggin:



Kiss my grits.
Longest. Chain. Of. Quotes. Ever.

I believe I got to read that one.

Epic.

Match34
04-15-2011, 12:13 PM
Not a year old, but this is an exchange in which I pwned the shit out of FrodoTFaggin:


Longest. Chain. Of. Quotes. Ever.

I believe I got to read that one.

Epic.

You're a mod?

DolphinAngerHawk
04-15-2011, 12:14 PM
Not a year old, but this is an exchange in which I pwned the shit out of FrodoTFaggin:



I believe I got to read that one.

Epic.

You're a mod?

Shit.

Match34
04-15-2011, 12:19 PM
I believe I got to read that one.

Epic.

You're a mod?

Shit.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NURTFz-26UI/S-BQ6W5c5OI/AAAAAAAABPY/R42GpgII_Ak/s1600/busted.jpg

DolphinAngerHawk
04-15-2011, 12:20 PM
Can we keep this just between us? K thx bai.

Match34
04-15-2011, 12:22 PM
Can we keep this just between us? K thx bai.

That's like a guy not knowing his microphone is on saying something he doesn't want everyone to hear. Big time.

DolphinAngerHawk
04-15-2011, 12:42 PM
I'm gonna send you a PM about this Match.

Serenity
04-15-2011, 04:17 PM
Alas I have no interesting PMs.

Jimmie Dimmick
04-15-2011, 04:28 PM
the most entertaining one I've received was from bones after his first visit to The Oasis

Mrs. G
04-15-2011, 06:26 PM
I "save" PMs until my inbox gets full. You have to actively delete them, and I don't take the time to delete read messages. Complaining about people having old PMs seems like a weird defense to being called out about lying about something you said in one of them.

Lying, or not remembering? One would have to have kept the PM, read it, remembered it, and then lied about it's contents to actually be lying, no?

You are welcome to go peruse my PMs, Mikey. I don't have any of the PMs people are posting about here.

I just don't care enough to keep any of them, and I'm so popular I get tons of PMs, so I have to actively go in and keep deleting them.

It seems to me, some posters are going to great lengths to explain why they've kept PMs from 2+ years ago. ;)

Uh, Mikey?

MikeyJoe
04-15-2011, 07:08 PM
I "save" PMs until my inbox gets full. You have to actively delete them, and I don't take the time to delete read messages. Complaining about people having old PMs seems like a weird defense to being called out about lying about something you said in one of them.

Lying, or not remembering? One would have to have kept the PM, read it, remembered it, and then lied about it's contents to actually be lying, no?

You are welcome to go peruse my PMs, Mikey. I don't have any of the PMs people are posting about here.

I just don't care enough to keep any of them, and I'm so popular I get tons of PMs, so I have to actively go in and keep deleting them.

It seems to me, some posters are going to great lengths to explain why they've kept PMs from 2+ years ago. ;)

Uh, Mikey?
What?

Mrs. G
04-15-2011, 07:12 PM
That's what I thought.

MikeyJoe
04-15-2011, 07:23 PM
What in that post required a response?

SL
04-15-2011, 07:27 PM
That's what I thought.

And that is why you are the most worthless poster on this site.

DolphinAngerHawk
04-15-2011, 07:39 PM
What in that post required a response?

She wanted you to read through her PMs. :rotf:

Monster
04-15-2011, 08:55 PM
What in that post required a response?

Have fun.

Mrs. G
04-16-2011, 11:13 AM
What in that post required a response?

. . . . and this is specifically why you are not leadership or even mod material.

Hawk4Life94
04-16-2011, 11:20 AM
The only PM's I get are from nolook wanting me to send him premium information from TOS Lounge.

And Legend wanting to meet me in hotel rooms.

MikeyJoe
04-16-2011, 11:20 AM
That's what I thought.