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mobyditch
08-12-2009, 08:38 AM
I just received one of the famous "fundraising calls" from the RNC.

They were soliciting people to give them money (and tried for slightly over $3k!) to "stop Obama's Health Care plan that will cost $1 trillion."

Oh boy did that poor sap get an earful.

I "explained" that:

* $1 trillion is a lot of money. $12 trillion is a lot more, and that's how much the RNC has allowed to be pissed away backstopping and rewarding people who have stolen from the American people through bailouts and handouts, all of which have gone to the very people doing the stealing!
* John McCain, to whom I gave a significant campaign donation, returned my favor by suspending his campaign to push through the EESA/TARP, a bill that by 300:1 margins the American People opposed.
* If the Republicans are the party of the people why is it that they are allowing these bankers to steal over $30 billion dollars by re-ordering transactions to generate the MAXIMUM in overdraft fees? That's FRAUD and yet it was under a REPUBLICAN administration that this happened.
* The Republicans have for years presented themselves as "conservatives" and the party of "family values." Why is it that "conservative" doesn't include calling for EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THESE SCAMMERS TO BE THROWN IN PRISON and WHY IS IT THAT I KEEP HEARING ABOUT SOME FLOOZY SCANDAL FROM THESE SO-CALLED "FAMILY VALUES" CHAMPIONS?
* The ONLY difference between the RNC and DNC is that the DNC tells me up front that the Democrats intend to gang-rape me at the outset. The Republicans claim to intend to protect me, but then after I lower my guard I am violated from behind without warning. This is unacceptable but if I am forced to choose between being warned first and being lied to I'll take the warning thank you very little.

http://market-ticker.org/archives/1320-To-The-RNC-WAKE-UP.html

There's more to read..

StinkyMcFadden
08-12-2009, 09:06 AM
I just received one of the famous "fundraising calls" from the RNC.

They were soliciting people to give them money (and tried for slightly over $3k!) to "stop Obama's Health Care plan that will cost $1 trillion."

Oh boy did that poor sap get an earful.

I "explained" that:

* $1 trillion is a lot of money. $12 trillion is a lot more, and that's how much the RNC has allowed to be pissed away backstopping and rewarding people who have stolen from the American people through bailouts and handouts, all of which have gone to the very people doing the stealing!
* John McCain, to whom I gave a significant campaign donation, returned my favor by suspending his campaign to push through the EESA/TARP, a bill that by 300:1 margins the American People opposed.
* If the Republicans are the party of the people why is it that they are allowing these bankers to steal over $30 billion dollars by re-ordering transactions to generate the MAXIMUM in overdraft fees? That's FRAUD and yet it was under a REPUBLICAN administration that this happened.
* The Republicans have for years presented themselves as "conservatives" and the party of "family values." Why is it that "conservative" doesn't include calling for EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THESE SCAMMERS TO BE THROWN IN PRISON and WHY IS IT THAT I KEEP HEARING ABOUT SOME FLOOZY SCANDAL FROM THESE SO-CALLED "FAMILY VALUES" CHAMPIONS?
* The ONLY difference between the RNC and DNC is that the DNC tells me up front that the Democrats intend to gang-rape me at the outset. The Republicans claim to intend to protect me, but then after I lower my guard I am violated from behind without warning. This is unacceptable but if I am forced to choose between being warned first and being lied to I'll take the warning thank you very little.

http://market-ticker.org/archives/1320-To-The-RNC-WAKE-UP.html

There's more to read..



This never happened.

MikeyJoe
08-12-2009, 09:11 AM
I just received one of the famous "fundraising calls" from the RNC.
No you didn't.

ISUFan98
08-12-2009, 09:32 AM
I just received one of the famous "fundraising calls" from the RNC.
No you didn't.

Moby is a liberal reincarnation of the bus driver character Chris Farley played in Billy Madison.

"I just received one of the famous 'fundraising calls' from the RNC."

"No you didn't."

"Yeah, well a buddy of mine got one of them, and WOOOO-WEEEEEE IT WAS A HOOT!!!"

"No he didn't."

"Yeah, well I suppose you can imagine what they'd be like."

(walks off)

"Everybody on? Great! Fine! Grand! NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!!!"

mobyditch
08-12-2009, 09:44 AM
The best part of the article is this tidbit:

The Republican Party is supposed to be the party of fair dealing, capitalism, honesty and supporting the effort of individual Americans to get ahead through their own hard work, living within the rule of law.

It has instead become the party of kleptocracy, the party of jackbooted corporatism abusing its power to stomp on the neck of the lower-income American, the party of fraud, the party of hypocrisy and the party of theft-at-gunpoint from every American in support of all of the above.

MikeyJoe
08-12-2009, 09:45 AM
They had me at jackbooted.

ISUFan98
08-12-2009, 09:47 AM
They had me at jackbooted.

You'd think they could have at least thrown a "right-wing Wurlitzer" line in there for good measure.

mobyditch
08-12-2009, 09:50 AM
http://www.bartcop.com/obama-abama.jpg

MickerHawk
08-12-2009, 09:51 AM
I just received one of the famous "fundraising calls" from the RNC.


Oh, so *YOU* didn't receive this call, Moby?

Also how is that 12 trillion crap being contemplated? Holy schnikes, one would have to be Moby-level dumb to believe that.

MickerHawk
08-12-2009, 09:52 AM
http://www.bartcop.com/obama-abama.jpg

The dude in the flag shirt is almost exactly how I picture Moby.

mobyditch
08-12-2009, 09:55 AM
http://www.bartcop.com/beck-brownshirt.jpg

We got MickerHawk's evening wear here..

JohnGault
03-05-2010, 07:48 AM
The best part of the article is this tidbit:

The Republican Party is supposed to be the party of fair dealing, capitalism, honesty and supporting the effort of individual Americans to get ahead through their own hard work, living within the rule of law.

It has instead become the party of kleptocracy, the party of jackbooted corporatism abusing its power to stomp on the neck of the lower-income American, the party of fraud, the party of hypocrisy and the party of theft-at-gunpoint from every American in support of all of the above.

Lower income americans pay nothing & yet demand free services. Moby, Tell me how I can be abused in this way?

JohnGault
03-05-2010, 09:24 AM
Moby..answer the question!!

JohnGault
03-05-2010, 09:55 AM
Moby?