Lamebook

[hawkchick79]

I think the point being, you can't be a hard core gangsta and a Twilight pussy. These are incompatible.
Note to society - Don't see Twilight.

fixed

New Moon was better anyway.

[PdJohnson]

I watched twilight w/ my sister in-law over x-mas. It was pretty good actually. You're only gay if you read the books...

[ThePracticalPundit]

Note to society - Don't see Twilight.

fixed

New Moon was better anyway.

Setting the bar pretty low, aren't you?

[hawkchick79]

fixed

New Moon was better anyway.

Setting the bar pretty low, aren't you?

Low standards --> less disappointment

[Judge Kemp]

New Moon was better anyway.

Setting the bar pretty low, aren't you?

Low standards --> less disappointment


The story of our marriage for my wife.

[cjhawks]

http://i49.tinypic.com/2qwzpl4.jpg

[Klink]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/new-saga2.png
Is it a water gun or something?


His eyes are covered

[blacklespaul]

Nice

[MikeyJoe]

This isn't a Lamebook, but more of a Facebook TMI from one of my friends I saw on my news feed this morning:

The Pitocin is running ... Here we go!

[hawkchick79]

This isn't a Lamebook, but more of a Facebook TMI from one of my friends I saw on my news feed this morning:

The Pitocin is running ... Here we go!

A friend's update the other day was about doing some trimming down there. A couple hours later...a picture of the bathroom sink. He was blocked for the day.

[lilzaphod]

http://i.imgur.com/EKdl9.png

[Mrs. G]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/right-and-wrong.png

[Mrs. G]

This man is horrible (and rape is not funny), but I still found myself laughing at his stupidity.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/win29-2.png

[imissjoeyrange]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/tt2-1.png

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/tt2-5.png

[PlannedSickDays]

http://imgur.com/LMq5M.jpg

[Jimmie Dimmick]

http://imgur.com/LMq5M.jpg

:rotf:

that shouldn't be funny

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/creepy4.png

[PlannedSickDays]

http://imgur.com/LMq5M.jpg

:rotf:

that shouldn't be funny

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[HawkLax6]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/still-haitin1.png

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Here's a status update from one of my friends.

'So proud of my daughter tonight. My 3 year old got her ears pierced tonight. She didn't even cry, just needed a few hugs from mom!'

:neutral:

[HawkLax6]

Here's a status update from one of my friends.

'So proud of my daughter tonight. My 3 year old got her ears pierced tonight. She didn't even cry, just needed a few hugs from mom!'

:neutral:

What a whore!

[Talkin' Goat]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/hait4.png

[ISUFan98]

Here's a status update from one of my friends.

'So proud of my daughter tonight. My 3 year old got her ears pierced tonight. She didn't even cry, just needed a few hugs from mom!'

:neutral:

Next step:

http://images2.cafemom.com/images/user/gallery/post_1492147_1234366024_med.jpg

[JD720]

http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/funny-facebook-txt-haiti.png?w=546&h=755

[JD720]

http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/funny-facebook-chat-condom.png?w=229&h=286

[Mrs. G]

http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/funny-facebook-txt-haiti.png?w=546&h=755

I am officially rethinking Little G's text quota.

[Judge Kemp]

http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/funny-facebook-txt-haiti.png?w=546&h=755

That is a special kind of stupid right there.

[Jimmie Dimmick]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/p9-1.png

[hawkchick79]

Ummm...

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/p9-4.png

[MikeyJoe]

Wait, what?

[JD720]

Oedipus is on Facebook?

[brantshawks]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/FridayPhoDOHs1.jpg

[brantshawks]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/love1.png

[lilzaphod]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/FridayPhoDOHs1.jpg

That should be on 'Awesome'book.

[brantshawks]

That's got to be a pretty rare picture. Bear porn is on the rise, hopefully though.

[brantshawks]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/love5.png

[Judge Kemp]

That's got to be a pretty rare picture. Bear porn is on the rise, hopefully though.

I dare you to type "bear porn" into Google Images with SafeSearch turned off.

[SL]

That's got to be a pretty rare picture. Bear porn is on the rise, hopefully though.

I dare you to type "bear porn" into Google Images with SafeSearch turned off.

Dammit! Curiosity killed the cat...and my innocence.

[Judge Kemp]

That's got to be a pretty rare picture. Bear porn is on the rise, hopefully though.

I dare you to type "bear porn" into Google Images with SafeSearch turned off.

Dammit! Curiosity killed the cat...and my innocence.


I'm betting you saw a lot of hairy beasts (probably with some very smooth companions) but none of them were part of the caniform sub-order of ursidae in the Chordata phylum. . .*

*Chances I got this in the correct order are 1 in 6.

[brantshawks]

I'm out.

I don't want to play anymore.

[lilzaphod]

I'm out.

I don't want to play anymore.

Someone put Brants on suicide watch. Thanks

[PlannedSickDays]

http://cavemancircus.com/2009/12/18/10-awesome-facebook-fails/

[PlannedSickDays]

http://mattstratton.com/hilarity/hundreds-of-facebook-users-are-apparently-really-dumb

[brantshawks]

Fantastic.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/olympic1.png

[brantshawks]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/phodoh17-4.png

[TH1974]

http://i.imgur.com/EKdl9.png

I saw a guy do that at the Casey's (formerly Handimart) at the Corner of Dubuque and Market Streets last year.

[boneshawk]

Fantastic.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/olympic1.png

i read one where someone was bitching about the cost of the olympics and had it broken down per athlete. somebody retorted that the luge dude just saved them 2 million.

ouch

[Santa Anna's Leg]

http://i.imgur.com/EKdl9.png

I saw a guy do that at the Casey's (formerly Handimart) at the Corner of Dubuque and Market Streets last year.

I've done it probably 10 times. I've only done it once since leaving Iowa, where the attendants were always cool about it. Once I did it in California and they made me sign all kinds of paperwork saying I'd have to pay for it if they found problems with the pump.

[brantshawks]

You're kidding right?

[Santa Anna's Leg]

You're kidding right?

No, it's true. I'm kinda absent minded. Far less so as I've gotten older, but still.

[brantshawks]

You're kidding right?

No, it's true. I'm kinda absent minded. Far less so as I've gotten older, but still.

:)

Marijuana is a hell of a drug.

[Monster]

You're kidding right?

No, it's true. I'm kinda absent minded. Far less so as I've gotten older, but still.

Smoking that Mexican bam bam will do that to you.

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/PrivateAffairs4.png

[Mrs. G]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/GoodLord1.png

[MikeyJoe]

What's funny about that one?

[newsbreaker]

Nothing.

[Mrs. G]

What's funny about that one?

I thought the 'fasting' advice was kind of funny given the circumstances.

[Jimmie Dimmick]

What's funny about that one?

I thought the 'fasting' advice was kind of funny given the circumstances.

i laughed

[Gushawk]

Nothing.

The naivete was mildly amusing.

[newsbreaker]

Nothing.

The naivete was mildly amusing.

Sort of in the way that unintentionally handing a bum a Canadian nickle and then watching him try and spend it in a vending machine might be amusing.

[lilzaphod]

Nothing.

The naivete was mildly amusing.

Sort of in the way that unintentionally handing a bum a Canadian nickle and then watching him try and spend it in a vending machine might be amusing.

Think about this hard for a minute. I don't think that's the way you really want to tackle this one.

[newsbreaker]

The naivete was mildly amusing.

Sort of in the way that unintentionally handing a bum a Canadian nickle and then watching him try and spend it in a vending machine might be amusing.

Think about this hard for a minute. I don't think that's the way you really want to tackle this one.

I don't care about this little discussion enough to find a better way.

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/parent-trap1.png

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Some chick hacked the account of a FB friend of mine:

BEWARE OF TRENT!We were to be married.Trent is a con artist.trent borrowed $2,800 from my mother for a home.he took the money and left me n my four children homeless,he cheated on me.i would have forgiven,never turn my back.i never stop crying for this man.i'll never love another.people have to know who this man really... is.i know everything now.

[hawkchick79]

Some chick hacked the account of a FB friend of mine:

BEWARE OF TRENT!We were to be married.Trent is a con artist.trent borrowed $2,800 from my mother for a home.he took the money and left me n my four children homeless,he cheated on me.i would have forgiven,never turn my back.i never stop crying for this man.i'll never love another.people have to know who this man really... is.i know everything now.

So did Trent do that?

BTW, I had to creep your friends after reading this...turns out you're FB friends with a guy who went to my high school. Totally cool story, bro.

[Legend12]

Some chick hacked the account of a FB friend of mine:

BEWARE OF TRENT!We were to be married.Trent is a con artist.trent borrowed $2,800 from my mother for a home.he took the money and left me n my four children homeless,he cheated on me.i would have forgiven,never turn my back.i never stop crying for this man.i'll never love another.people have to know who this man really... is.i know everything now.

Pic?

[MikeyJoe]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/rocked-out.png

[MikeyJoe]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Quick4.png

[MikeyJoe]

Awesome picture caption:

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/cc3.png

[cjhawks]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/rocked-out.png

:rotf:

[MikeyJoe]

I..I have no words:

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/wedphoto2.png

[Jimmie Dimmick]

I..I have no words:

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/wedphoto2.png

I know it doesn't help the image, but maybe she's jaundice?

[cjhawks]

lol

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/FridayPhotos11.jpg

[cjhawks]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Quick2.png

[cjhawks]

Troof

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/TMI1.png

[cjhawks]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/HotMama.png

[Herky823]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Typos4.png

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Some chick hacked the account of a FB friend of mine:

BEWARE OF TRENT!We were to be married.Trent is a con artist.trent borrowed $2,800 from my mother for a home.he took the money and left me n my four children homeless,he cheated on me.i would have forgiven,never turn my back.i never stop crying for this man.i'll never love another.people have to know who this man really... is.i know everything now.

So did Trent do that?

BTW, I had to creep your friends after reading this...turns out you're FB friends with a guy who went to my high school. Totally cool story, bro.

I was going to post "Like" on it but Trent kind of scares me, honestly. Initials of guy who went to your HS?

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Responses to Trenton's new FB update: This dude should check his fb more often.

1. yea u arent the only girl or person he has done that 2

2. he has done this to many people. I am just sick to my stomach. He is the best con artist ever, all the lies, he has hurt so many people, and hes not done. i can't express enough how terrible a person he really is, and how convinsing he is. i am hearing alot of things from people that just blow my mind.

3. I'm so, so sorry to hear this! Trenton and I have never met, except for when he was 4 years old and my father (also a very seasoned con artist in his day) was attempting to raise him alone. I've heard stories, but never had a direct experience. As a matter of fact, I've kept my distance from him and his side of the family for just this reason. ... See MoreAs my uncle once opined, "He's your father without the alcohol." Trust me, that wasn't a compliment. BTW, since this post is showing up under his name, who is this writing this post?

[TallGrass]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/TMI2.png






I made the mistake of reading this. I hope you effers did too so you can share in the disgust with me.

[Judge Kemp]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/TMI2.png



I made the mistake of reading this. I hope you effers did too so you can share in the disgust with me.

On this board? This board of breeders? This is nothing. We've all heard it about 1000 times before . . .

[hawkchick79]

Some chick hacked the account of a FB friend of mine:

BEWARE OF TRENT!We were to be married.Trent is a con artist.trent borrowed $2,800 from my mother for a home.he took the money and left me n my four children homeless,he cheated on me.i would have forgiven,never turn my back.i never stop crying for this man.i'll never love another.people have to know who this man really... is.i know everything now.

So did Trent do that?

BTW, I had to creep your friends after reading this...turns out you're FB friends with a guy who went to my high school. Totally cool story, bro.

I was going to post "Like" on it but Trent kind of scares me, honestly. Initials of guy who went to your HS?

TS. Didn't realize he moved to California...but I don't really keep tabs on most of my classmates, let alone those not in my class.

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

I see. He was my roommate Sophomore year at Iowa. Probably making the big money out in Cali...those damn pharmacists.

[brantshawks]

Your guys' conversation is very intriguing.


Lamebook indeed.

:)

[Mrs. G]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/HotMama.png

Couple thoughts here:

1. Are those pics of her kids or grandkids hanging on the wall?

2. WTF was she thinking when she picked out her kids' names (maybe she got some advice from Demi Moore or Palin).

[Herky823]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/winsurance.png

[Monster]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/TMI2.png






I made the mistake of reading this. I hope you effers did too so you can share in the disgust with me.

Send her the Amber Lamps. She be leakin'.

[MikeyJoe]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/TMI2.png

I made the mistake of reading this. I hope you effers did too so you can share in the disgust with me.
That doesn't seem that gross to me.

[PdJohnson]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/winsurance.png:rollfloor: nice.

[Monster]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/TMI2.png

I made the mistake of reading this. I hope you effers did too so you can share in the disgust with me.
That doesn't seem that gross to me.

Me either. I'd even go so far as to take a pull or two to relieve the pressure.

[PdJohnson]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/TMI2.png

I made the mistake of reading this. I hope you effers did too so you can share in the disgust with me.
That doesn't seem that gross to me.

Me either. I'd even go so far as to take a pull or two to relieve the pressure.my thoughts as well. num num num

[Herky823]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/screwed-up-2.png

WS?

[Aloha Mr. Hand]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/SomeSmarties1.png

Local?

[Hawk24]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Typo1.png

[MikeyJoe]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Typo1.png
:rotf:

Literal LOL moment.

[Hawk24]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/smarties1.png

[Aloha Mr. Hand]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/MorningQuickies21.png

I agree.

[Talkin' Goat]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/gma.png

[lilzaphod]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/gma.png

I was JUST coming to this thread to post this. Too funny!

[Judge Kemp]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/gma.png

I was JUST coming to this thread to post this. Too funny!

I saw lemonparty.org in your thread yesterday about food porn. ;)

Dare I ask what the "theme" of this particular site is?

[lilzaphod]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/gma.png

I was JUST coming to this thread to post this. Too funny!

I saw lemonparty.org in your thread yesterday about food porn. ;)

Dare I ask what the "theme" of this particular site is?

Nope. One can only experience that which is Lemonparty. It shall not be talked about with those who haven't lived through it.

[Mrs. G]

Nope. One can only experience that which is Lemonparty. It shall not be talked about with those who haven't lived through it.

I would have been fine missing out on the opportunity.

[ISUFan98]

I was JUST coming to this thread to post this. Too funny!

I saw lemonparty.org in your thread yesterday about food porn. ;)

Dare I ask what the "theme" of this particular site is?

Nope. One can only experience that which is Lemonparty. It shall not be talked about with those who haven't lived through it.

Exactly. Words cannot begin to describe the unique nature of Lemonparty.org.

[jayers1016]

I saw lemonparty.org in your thread yesterday about food porn. ;)

Dare I ask what the "theme" of this particular site is?

Nope. One can only experience that which is Lemonparty. It shall not be talked about with those who haven't lived through it.

Exactly. Words cannot begin to describe the unique nature of Lemonparty.org.

I like to describe it as "Love at its finest"

[MikeyJoe]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/guts3.png

USA! USA! USA!

[hawkchick79]

Oh dear god...

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/baby-bitchin.png

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ohbaby1.png

[Mrs. G]

Reminds me of my college friends' senses of humor:

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/win5-8.png

[MikeyJoe]

Awesome lamebook WOB:

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ACoupleOfSmarties1.png

[MikeyJoe]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ACoupleOfSmarties2.png

[Jimmie Dimmick]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ACoupleOfSmarties2.png

I'm guessing Kelly is blonde

[brantshawks]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ACoupleOfSmarties2.png

She's dumb, and this will be the first time that song's gotten someone laid in 2 decades.

[lilzaphod]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ohbaby1.png

I wish I knew his friends. LO-fing-L

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Winsday1.png

[Talkin' Goat]

Awesome lamebook WOB:

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ACoupleOfSmarties1.png

Mario and Dreddy :rollfloor:

[Glen]

Awesome lamebook WOB:

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ACoupleOfSmarties1.png

Mario and Dreddy :rollfloor:

What happened to Luigi?

[HaLo's Hobbit]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Winsday1.png

That ain't no lie. Yikes.

[Mrs. G]

these guys could easily be HaLo posters:

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/w1.png

[Mrs. G]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/endwin3.png

[Mrs. G]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/endwin5.png

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/GeAWEgraphy1.png


http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/geAWEgraphy3.png

[maintain242001]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/GeAWEgraphy1.png


http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/geAWEgraphy3.png

what can you say about that.....I dont know

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/bos1-1.png

[CamelTones]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/bos1-1.png


:rotf:

[Judge Kemp]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/bos1-1.png

Carl seems like a good dude. I like Carl.

[lilzaphod]

http://i.imgur.com/qOPTP.png

[ISUFan98]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/geAWEgraphy3.png

:rotf:
:rotf:
:rotf:

[The Incredible Hawk]

http://i.imgur.com/qOPTP.png

maybe you aren't such a dbag after all. good find.

[lilzaphod]

http://i.imgur.com/qOPTP.png

maybe you aren't such a dbag after all. good find.

Fuck you, bandwagon. I don't want your pity.

:)

[The Incredible Hawk]

i retract my previous statement

[Talkin' Goat]

http://planetsmilies.net/vomit-smiley-31.gif
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/xmasear1.png

[ISUFan98]

http://planetsmilies.net/vomit-smiley-31.gif
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/xmasear1.png

She's not having a baby. She's just trying to cover up the fact that she's a pig.

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/xmasear2.png

No.

[Serenity]

Hmm... Obviously I need to go get some pics of my cute pregnant tummy :) Since it's spring and we're having a boy perhaps I should adorn the tummy with a baseball cap?

[Judge Kemp]

Hmm... Obviously I need to go get some pics of my cute pregnant tummy :) Since it's spring and we're having a boy perhaps I should adorn the tummy with a baseball cap?

Women are ridiculously hot when they're pregnant. These particular women should have worn sweaters and/or burlap sacks for 9 months.

[lilzaphod]

Women are ridiculously hot when they're pregnant.

To borrow a phrase from Wendy- No.

[Monster]

Women are ridiculously hot when they're pregnant.

To borrow a phrase from Wendy- No.

You rating hot pregnant women is like asking an Ethiopian child to rate good BBQ.

[MikeyJoe]

Some women are attractive when pregnant. If they're not attractive before pregnancy, it doesn't make them so.

[Monster]

My woman is normally hot, but turns even hotter when I've knocked her up.

[HawkLax6]

My woman is normally hot, but turns even hotter when I've knocked her up.

How is she when others knock her up?

[Judge Kemp]

Some women are attractive when pregnant. If they're not attractive before pregnancy, it doesn't make them so.

Women who are generaly attractive usually become more attractive when they're pregnant. I will cede that those who some may deem unattractive when not pregnant become less attractive when pregnant.

I feel my wife is generally smoking hot. When she is pregnant she is ridiculously smoking hot in my eyes.

[Judge Kemp]

My woman is normally hot, but turns even hotter when I've knocked her up.

How is she when others knock her up?

Phrased another way: How hot was she when LM2 and LM3 were "in the oven"?

[Monster]

My woman is normally hot, but turns even hotter when I've knocked her up.

How is she when others knock her up?

Phrased another way: How hot was she when LM2 and LM3 were "in the oven"?

LOL. I realize it's very popular to make these jokes, but it would be even funnier if you could see how much my kids look like me.

[MikeyJoe]

How is she when others knock her up?

Phrased another way: How hot was she when LM2 and LM3 were "in the oven"?

LOL. I realize it's very popular to make these jokes, but it would be even funnier if you could see how much my kids look like me.
Those poor bastards.

[Monster]

Phrased another way: How hot was she when LM2 and LM3 were "in the oven"?

LOL. I realize it's very popular to make these jokes, but it would be even funnier if you could see how much my kids look like me.
Those poor bastards.

I know.

[DGHawk]

How is she when others knock her up?

Phrased another way: How hot was she when LM2 and LM3 were "in the oven"?

LOL. I realize it's very popular to make these jokes, but it would be even funnier if you could see how much my kids look like me.

So a relative did it?

[Mo T]

Awesome lamebook WOB:

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ACoupleOfSmarties1.png

Mario and Dreddy :rollfloor:

She can't be serious.......

[mobyditch]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/guts3.png

USA! USA! USA!

Isn't flag desecration a crime??

[lilzaphod]

http://i.imgur.com/NFDNx.png

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/LoveItOrLeaveIt1.png

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/LoveItOrLeaveIt3.png

[Talkin' Goat]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/lildrunk5.png

[lilzaphod]

^^^^^ Which Halo poster was that? ^^^^^

[castichawk24]

^^^^^ Which Halo poster was that? ^^^^^


If I didn't know it wasn't me, I'd be my first guess.

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/coupletools1.png

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/whatthefolks1.png

[Monster]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/whatthefolks1.png

I think it would actually be more difficult to write that stupidly.

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/whatthefolks1.png

I think it would actually be more difficult to write that stupidly.

No kidding.


Father of the Year candidate:
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/whatthefolks4.png

[brantshawks]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/shilOH.png

[Herky823]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/shilOH.png

Damn. Just about to post this.

[imissjoeyrange]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/funeralf1.png

[cjhawks]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/funeralf1.png


oh.my.god

[ISUFan98]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/funeralf1.png


oh.my.god

:rotf:

[cjhawks]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/lostfinal1.png

[cjhawks]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/lostfinal2.png

[newsbreaker]

I liked me some Lost, but most people either watching or not watching should have been killed.

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Jurassick.png

Oh dear god
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/modern4.png

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/supp1.png

[Herky823]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/supp1.png

:rotf:

I think this is better than the Terex syndrome.

[Monster]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/supp1.png

If my son wrote something like that, you can bet I'd respond just like that.

[Herky823]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/a-little-help2.png

[Hawk24]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/winf3.png

[Talkin' Goat]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/havefaith2.png

[Mrs. G]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/pho1-6.png

[BuffettHawk]

JFC.

[ivan_drago]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/winf3.png

:D

[Soda Popinski]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/tt1-5.png

[Mrs. G]

because I didn't want to start a whole new thread:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/1291739960198105131.jpg

[Herky823]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/4tw1.png

[Herky823]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/babytime2.png

What happens when the kid sees this? The internet isn't going to disappear in 10 years.

[ivan_drago]

Not a Lamebook, more of a "I'm defriending this girl now."

http://i46.tinypic.com/343hkk0.jpg

[brantshawks]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/fanco1.png

[MikeyJoe]

Not a Lamebook - from the actual FB page of someone I know:

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs538.snc3/30506_854118966729_14802419_47373905_148118_n.jpg

[hawkeyealumni]

Some of these are hilarious. What percentage of these do you suppose are actually real?

[PdJohnson]

This may be premature as I'm sure this is going to be hilarious but wanted to snag it before it was potentially deleted. Actually a friend of mine, oblivious, but a friend. her mom knows whats up though haha


http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=434&stc=1&d=1276653608

[Klink]

http://i578.photobucket.com/albums/ss226/klink_bucket/fb.jpg

[Herky823]

This is sad.
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/engj2.png



Funny, but sad.

[fuisu98]

This is sad.
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/engj2.png



Funny, but sad.

I want Herky823 banned for psoting my personal information. This is fucking bullshit, yo.

[Judge Kemp]

This may be premature as I'm sure this is going to be hilarious but wanted to snag it before it was potentially deleted. Actually a friend of mine, oblivious, but a friend. her mom knows whats up though haha


http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=434&stc=1&d=1276653608

I think you missed the point of the thread. You're supposed to make funny posts about something you saw on Lamebook.com. Instead, you made a lame post about something you saw on Facebook.com.

[RecreationalGynecologist]

Did you give her any protein?

[brantshawks]

Oh, wow...

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/fana1.png

[cjhawks]

Oh, wow...

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/fana1.png


That's.just.horrible

[The Full Monte]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/oil-derek2.png

[newsbreaker]

Monte is banned for posting something from Epicbeardman's facebook page.

[JD720]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ffollies1.png

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/smartm1.png

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/smartm3.png

[Santa Anna's Leg]

Thinking of making a Lamebook submission. Right now a female friend of mine has this status:

Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me. LMAO!

[tker32]

Thinking of making a Lamebook submission. Right now a female friend of mine has this status:

Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me. LMAO!


She must be a redhead?

[BuffettHawk]

Thinking of making a Lamebook submission. Right now a female friend of mine has this status:

Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me. LMAO!


She must be a redhead?

Or not getting any.

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Thinking of making a Lamebook submission. Right now a female friend of mine has this status:




She must be a redhead?

Or not getting any.

or her "plumbing" is old and corroded

[Santa Anna's Leg]

Thinking of making a Lamebook submission. Right now a female friend of mine has this status:

Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me. LMAO!

Disappointment. I googled 'Rusty Taco Iowa' and found out itś one of those 'texts from last night'. It even has the (469) in her status.

Booo.

[ThePracticalPundit]

She must be a redhead?

Or not getting any.

or her "plumbing" is old and corroded

Or her taco is rusty.

[ivan_drago]

I thought this was funny.

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/3134/funnyrb.jpg

[VCRLover]

I thought this was funny.

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/3134/funnyrb.jpg

I just had a conversation between a friend that was owed money by another friend pop-up on my front page this week. I've always thought that was a very forward/public way of getting the message across.

[Soda Popinski]

I'm gonna look those people up and send them a link to that post.

[Talkin' Goat]

Ewwww...

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/uuu2.png

[JD720]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/tertyjj2.png

[CamelTones]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/tertyjj2.png

:rotf:

[Mo T]

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n176/iahawks550/FF.jpg

Thought I would add this as it came up on my own Facebook homepage.......

[epicweirdman]

It's safe to assume that bitch is at least 30, in which case I guess she has no excuses and is just retarded and should probably be publicly beaten and left for the crows.

[Tripper Harrison]

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n176/iahawks550/FF.jpg

Thought I would add this as it came up on my own Facebook homepage.......
Sounds like Mom wants to have Tony's baby.

[SL]

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n176/iahawks550/FF.jpg

Thought I would add this as it came up on my own Facebook homepage.......

Tony is one smart fucker.

[Monster]

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n176/iahawks550/FF.jpg

Thought I would add this as it came up on my own Facebook homepage.......

Tony is one smart fucker.

That's what I thought.

[Serenity]

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n176/iahawks550/FF.jpg

Thought I would add this as it came up on my own Facebook homepage.......

I really want to see the 5 comments on this post...

[BuffettHawk]

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n176/iahawks550/FF.jpg

Thought I would add this as it came up on my own Facebook homepage.......

Tony is one smart fucker.

That's what I thought.

+1

[Judge Kemp]

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n176/iahawks550/FF.jpg

Thought I would add this as it came up on my own Facebook homepage.......

#1 "De-friend" her, or whatever it would be called on Facebook.

#2 Get new friends.

:D

[IchBinKalt]

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n176/iahawks550/FF.jpg

Thought I would add this as it came up on my own Facebook homepage.......

This tells me there is a time in my life when the gay card would of worked. Sadl going after high schoolers would probably alert the po-po at this point. (This is a joke for you special people)

[Mo T]

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n176/iahawks550/FF.jpg

Thought I would add this as it came up on my own Facebook homepage.......

#1 "De-friend" her, or whatever it would be called on Facebook.

#2 Get new friends.

:D

I haven't talked to her in 25 years, but this kind of entertainment is not worth de-friending.

[Wild Onion]

Good chance she won't have to wait 6 years for that baby.

[Tripper Harrison]

Good chance she won't have to wait 6 years for that baby.
But gay people can't procreate;)

[lilzaphod]

http://i.imgur.com/uvj9n.png

[bpasker28]

http://i.imgur.com/uvj9n.png

Stacy - But what if it isn't
Me - But what if... *smack* now stfu!

[lbchawkeye]

Chuckled at this:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e359/alby71/Capture.jpg

[Talkin' Goat]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/combr2.png

[Talkin' Goat]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/morepeeps2.png


:rotf::rollfloor::rotf:

[Tripper Harrison]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/combr2.png
haha

[MikeyJoe]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/parenttrap3.png

That's so sweet.

[ISUFan98]

From one of my FB friends:

OK,I have to rant for a minute. The woman that sold me my mobile home should be ashamed of herself!!! Yes,suppose I should have had an inspection. I guess when I ask a person "have you EVER had any leaks?" and I get "I have NEVER had a leak" I believe them. How VERY foolish me. It started with a leak and I now have water coming in multiple places and don't know what to do!!!

[epicweirdman]

Tell her to get quit posting on facebook, get a(nother) job and to not have to live in a mobile home.

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/phoLA1.png

[Jimmie Dimmick]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/phoLA1.png

Sponge Bob and Justin Bieber are thuggish!

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/fitfer1.png

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/fotf3.png

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/ready-for-parenthood1.png

[Tripper Harrison]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/ready-for-parenthood1.png
Damn Jamoya

[lilzaphod]

http://i.imgur.com/lYLmn.jpg

[The Full Monte]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/lilprob3.png

[Tripper Harrison]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/lilprob3.png
Do we have any women willing to prove this wrong? I think if a woman wore mens bathing trunks into TJ's, they'd probably get arrested too. Or maybe they'd get dollars stuffed into the pockets.

[ThePracticalPundit]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/mocapla3.png

:rotf:

A true fan.

[Mo T]

That is awesome!!

[newsbreaker]

No tattoo no cry.

[Jimmie Dimmick]

too funny

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/nmt1.png

[CamelTones]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/nmt1.png

:rotf: This might be my favorite one so far.

[Slyhawk]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/nmt1.png

That is awesome. :D

[SL]

From one of my FB friends:

http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/3071/wtfxm.jpg

[Monster]

Not that strange of a sight around my house a few years back.

[Tripper Harrison]

Get that shit refrigerated

[ivan_drago]

NSFW...























http://i33.tinypic.com/10oehs6.jpg

[The Full Monte]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/folker1.png

[The Full Monte]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/dd23-4.png

[Tripper Harrison]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/folker1.png
Thats terrible.

[Slyhawk]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/dd23-4.png

:rotf:

[hawkchick79]

I'm not entirely sure who's doing what to whom...

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/keep-it-on-the-down-low.png