Lamebook

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/asspen1.png

[The Drake]

I'm not entirely sure who's doing what to whom...

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/keep-it-on-the-down-low.png

I went cross-eyed trying to read through this one

[Soda Popinski]

That sounds a lot like when I lived in Cedar Rapids.

[Judge Kemp]

I'm not entirely sure who's doing what to whom...

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/keep-it-on-the-down-low.png

I went cross-eyed trying to read through this one

It was tough to get through, but my translation is as follows:


Quentin: Oh dear, I am receiving much correspondence in regards to this recent allegation surrounding my having repeated encounters with a transvestite.

Chris: I have your back. I mean, we've been in the locker room together and there's no way I could live on if I thought you were gay. I'll tell everyone I know that you indeed are interested only in "the pink." Brother.

Agea: Chris, while you may still be in denial about your gay friend Quentin, the stigma attached to homosexuality in the black community results in a phenomena aptly named the "down low brother" where a gay black man "gets his rocks off to jocks" while keeping up the appearance of being straight.

Chris: Uh-uh. No. Can't be.

Agea: Alas, Chris, it is so. Quentin has been spending his nights PIITB of a transvestite friend of mine. You are indeed quite the noble friend. I understand it is difficult to imagine your best pal butt-fucking other guys. I wouldn't want to think about it if I were you either . . .

Chris: You serpent of lies. Who is this friend?

Chris: I mean, I don't know what the deal is here. Quentin and I aren't all that close, you know? I just found the lively debate quite engaging. I mean, really I'm just intrigued, because I hardly know this Quentin guy.

Agea: The individual in question, who your friend Quentin engaged in anal sex, is the transvestite called Siani.

Chris: Quentin, what drug is this girl making these claims on? I know this isn't true. Right? Please? I mean, we've hung out--you've seen me naked.

Ages: Sorry Chris. Your friend was indeed fudge-packing the tranny. And most certainly he knew Siana to be a man dressed as a woman. As he buttfucked him Siana's balls had to be dangling and swinging.

Chris: Yeah, and I guess I've kind of always known Quentin liked the dudes . . . I just checked the Facebook profile for Siana. that is definitely a dude, I could tell you that without having the balls slapping against me.

Quentin: Damn you Agea. Do you know how hard it is to be a young african american homosexual in this nighborhood? I swear, Chris, she is lying. I'm straight. I swear. Just ask all the girls in the neighborhood I've banged. Despite this track record, I am still very upset and at this moment could kill all the girls in the neighborhood. I am in a killing mood. Nigga.

Agea: I'm not from your trashy part of the hood, Quentin. I am more refined and classy. Now, you better watch what you're saying or I'll send over my posse to pop a cap in your ass.

Quentin: I'm not gay. I swear. I'm straight--really I am. I did not have sexual relations with that man--Mr. Siana.

Random guy: Cripes, previous close friend. You get off in the man-hole, huh?

Quinten: I am not gay. I swear. I'm straight--really I am.

[hawkchick79]

Outstanding work, Judge.

[ISUFan98]

I knew a man who did that once, and he ended up being sorry.

http://img.youtube.com/vi/7fkZdz4Vz10/0.jpg

[The Drake]

Nicely done Judge :D

[Judge Kemp]

It ended up taking longer than I thought, and it ended up being a bit uneven in execution--but it was fun to try and translate. :)

[Talkin' Goat]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/this-bites.png

What. The. Fuck.

[lilzaphod]

http://i.imgur.com/Lc68E.png

[The Full Monte]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/this-bites.png

[Aloha Mr. Hand]

Is there an echo in here?

[The Full Monte]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/keepfam1.png

[cjhawks]

must be in the south

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/snap30-2.png

[cjhawks]

At least he had her first

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/inout3.png

[cjhawks]

Annnnnd there goes me liking tea..


http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/this-bites2.png

[cjhawks]

lol, pwned

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/keepfam1.png

[hawkchick79]

W...T...F...

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/notafantasy2.png

[Monster]

Looks like some theater homos.

[brantshawks]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/perpar11.png

[FrodoTBaggin]

lol

[castichawk24]

lol

I hate fucking d-bags that bump the Lamebook thread without a new entry.

[ThePracticalPundit]

Looks like some theater homos.

Nope. Those are Goth/Twilight homos.

[Monster]

Looks like some theater homos.

Nope. Those are Goth/Twilight homos.

I can't keep up with all the different strains.

[brantshawks]

lol

I hate fucking d-bags that bump the Lamebook thread without a new entry.

I fucking hate d-bags that don't read good.

[hawkchick79]

Looks like some theater homos.

Nope. Those are Goth/Twilight homos.

Don't blame that crap on Twilight.

[hawkchick79]

This is so sweet.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/few3.png

[Herky823]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/seacreaturecaptures2.png

[cjhawks]

What's monster doing in a pool?

[cjhawks]

lol

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/weekstart4.png

[FrodoTBaggin]

What's monster doing in a pool?

:rotf:

[cjhawks]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/much2much1.png

[Monster]

What's monster doing in a pool?

:rotf:

I like to swim.

[boneshawk]

What's monster doing in a pool?

:rotf:

I like to swim.

It doesn't look like you're doing any swimming.

[brantshawks]

:rotf:

I like to swim.

It doesn't look like you're doing any swimming.

No, but he's unleashing some swimmers.

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/cheatsheet1.png

[newsbreaker]

What's monster doing in a pool?

:rotf:

I like to swim.

Of course you do. It's so easy for you to float.

[Glen]

What's monster doing in a pool?

:rotf:

I like to swim.

Good exercise for the obese. Very easy on the joints.

[Judge Kemp]

:rotf:

I like to swim.

Good exercise for the obese. Very easy on the joints.

I don't know, the joints in his wrists looks like they are taking a beating in this pic.

[ThePracticalPundit]

Looks like some theater homos.

Nope. Those are Goth/Twilight homos.

Don't blame that crap on Twilight.

Don't kid yourself. :p

[imissjoeyrange]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/movingout1.png

[Glen]

^^^^

harsh but brilliantly executed

[Wild Onion]

Unless you wonder where they got the tissues. Then it gets weird.

[Monster]

^^^^

harsh but brilliantly executed

Yep. He had it coming.

[lilzaphod]

http://i.imgur.com/Q1HiT.jpg

[MikeyJoe]

Whoah.

[JD720]

http://i.imgur.com/Q1HiT.jpg

Does that kid even remember the twin towers?

[hawkchick79]

I'm not sure you can expect much from somebody whose previous status update was "Sweatpants day...boom."


In other Lamebook goings on...


http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/endoftheweek2.png

[The Full Monte]

holy shit...


http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/unhappy2.png

[CamelTones]

http://i.imgur.com/Q1HiT.jpg

Does that kid even remember the twin towers?

Since he is one of my friends, do I know you?

[brantshawks]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/rapid4.png

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/sosly.png

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/du3.png

[ivan_drago]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/du3.png

holy shit

[MikeyJoe]

Fancy McXXXX = lol

[Art Vandalay]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/compla1.png

[Natty Bumppo]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/sosly.png

Not bad. Shane should have said chamber of secretions though. That would have been funny.

[brantshawks]

''Please hufflepuff my broomstick.''

Just may have to steal that gem.

[ThePracticalPundit]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/hypsep3.png

[ThePracticalPundit]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/grin1.png

[Santa Anna's Leg]

http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/9127/screenshotxc.png

Because this was posted by a super cute little Cambodian girl, it's the best thing I've ever seen on Facebook.

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/princess-diary1.png

[hawkchick79]

It goes on...

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/princess-diary2.png

[ISUFan98]

Please God, make it stop.

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/spell41.png

[Match34]

nm

[cjhawks]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/bc1.png

[cjhawks]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/gb2.png

[cjhawks]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/nastynotes1.png

[cjhawks]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/alittlemuch3.png

[Mo T]

That's awesome.....

[Monster]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/alittlemuch3.png

Outstanding.

[Santa Anna's Leg]

The putos at my job blocked lamebook.

If I could get people to obey netiquette and stop hotlinking, I could enjoy these things....

[The Full Monte]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/celabortion1.png

[The Full Monte]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/teeny1.png

[ThePracticalPundit]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/libit1.png

[hawkchick79]

Sweet.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/picthis3.png

[FrodoTBaggin]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/celabortion1.png

:shock:

[hawkchick79]

*barf*

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/frifo1.png

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Classy update from a friend today:

CHACE GOT INTO HIS FIRST FIGHT AT SCHOOL TODAY. HE DIDNT START IT BUT HE SURE DID FINISH IT...... AND YET THIS MIGHT SOUND CRAZY.. BUT IM ACTUALLY VERY PROUD OF MY LIL GUY! HE TOOK ON 2 OTHER KIDS AND KICKED SOME MAJOR ASS.... AWWWW!!!

[StinkyMcFadden]

Classy update from a friend today:

CHACE GOT INTO HIS FIRST FIGHT AT SCHOOL TODAY. HE DIDNT START IT BUT HE SURE DID FINISH IT...... AND YET THIS MIGHT SOUND CRAZY.. BUT IM ACTUALLY VERY PROUD OF MY LIL GUY! HE TOOK ON 2 OTHER KIDS AND KICKED SOME MAJOR ASS.... AWWWW!!!

How old?

[lilzaphod]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/dumb-assteroid.png

[The Full Monte]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/just-bbeing-a-juggallo.png

[hawkchick79]

No.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/whoukiddin4.png

[lilzaphod]

No.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/whoukiddin4.png

JFC, Wendy. I damn near puked.

[newsbreaker]

What the FUCK

[Soda Popinski]

Fuck I can never unsee that.

[hawkchick79]

Fuck I can never unsee that.

I sure wasn't going to suffer alone.

[douglasbader]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/celabortion1.png

:shock:

This one is fake. Look at the font change.

[Hawk24]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/tyoct1.png

[PhilHartman]

http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/9127/screenshotxc.png

Because this was posted by a super cute little Cambodian girl, it's the best thing I've ever seen on Facebook.

WTF does this fucking stupid, goddamn fucking shit even mean? Dumb. Sal is just dumb.

[PlannedSickDays]

http://imgur.com/14ovo.png

[ISUFan98]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/celabortion1.png

:shock:

This one is fake. Look at the font change.

Damn, I hope so.

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/logging-offspring.png

[Monster]

Awesome.

[Soda Popinski]

lmfao that's awesome.

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/sticksit.png

[hawkchick79]

Hahaha...I like Mark.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/john-gayer.png

[hawkchick79]

This isn't Lamebook, but... (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/13589464)

[lilzaphod]

http://i.imgur.com/cNorB.jpg

[lilzaphod]

This isn't Lamebook, but... (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/13589464)

Poor NLP...

[JasperDeKimmel]

http://highena.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/asteroid-facebook-updates.jpg

[maintain242001]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/nmtnmt3.png

We can go with the Kirkwood in Cedar Rapids

[lbchawkeye]

Not Lamebook, but thought it was worth sharing:
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1148.snc4/149000_1676929200365_1151535549_31917516_1772630_n .jpg

[cjhawks]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/rubbery-reactions3.png

[cjhawks]

:rollfloor:

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/lillil1.png

[lilzaphod]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/rubbery-reactions3.png

That should be in Awesomebook.

[Match34]

:rollfloor:

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/lillil1.png

:lol:

[Talkin' Goat]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/teachbook1.png

[Mrs. G]

http://highena.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/asteroid-facebook-updates.jpg

This is funny.

Lamebook is great.

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/facebooted.png

[hawkchick79]

Nothing says true love like...

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/eralove2.png

[hawkchick79]

And if I had to see this, so do all of you:

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/bknov2.png

[Slyhawk]

And if I had to see this, so do all of you:

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/bknov2.png

WTF

I bet the backstory to that pic is great.

[hawkchick79]

I think I found a winner...

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/stated-standards.png

[ISUFan98]

Lamebook received a cease-and-desist letter from Facebook for copyright infringement, so Lamebook has sued them preemptively.

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/11/09/strike-lamebook-sues-facebook-trademark-wars/?test=latestnews

[hawkchick79]

This is outstanding:

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/undead1.png

[Mrs. G]

I think I found a winner...

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/stated-standards.png

Proof that all the good guys aren't taken!

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/riled-up.png

[lilzaphod]

Lamebook AND a wantofbee FTW.

http://i.imgur.com/oBxv7.jpg

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Lamebook AND a wantofbee FTW.

http://i.imgur.com/oBxv7.jpg

Brant likes cummuffins

[brantshawks]

:lol:

I had a girl in college with that nickname.

[brantshawks]

Dammit, J.

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Dammit, J.

if you read my post and then yours, it actually makes some sense

which takes the fun out of it

[brantshawks]

I was always told I take the fun out of making fun of me.

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/lamebookjoke.png

[drbutkus]

I think I found a winner...

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/stated-standards.png

Proof that all the good guys aren't taken!


If that guy had any marketing sense, he would have torn three or four tabs off.

[lilzaphod]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/typoaug4.png

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/tg1.jpg

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/preppedparents2.png


http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/preppedparents1.png

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Dumped...Twice_.png

[lilzaphod]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dumped...twice_.png

out stand ing!

[HawkLax6]

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5005/5222023809_af63a9a28c_z.jpg

[Herky823]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/right4.png

[hawkchick79]

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5005/5222023809_af63a9a28c_z.jpg

Nice.

[JayHawki]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/short-but-sweet.png

[Slyhawk]

Happy Hanukkah!

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/phoxmas4.png

[lilzaphod]

http://i.imgur.com/t8Sfd.png

[Jimmie Dimmick]

http://i.imgur.com/t8Sfd.png

lock this thread and send it home

this is gold

[brantshawks]

I want that person to die. Fast like.

[DolphinAngerHawk]

http://i.imgur.com/t8Sfd.png

I think I've dated Kim.

[BBK]

http://i.imgur.com/t8Sfd.png

I think I've dated Kim.

Did she give you a Cleveland Steamer?

[ISUFan98]

Happy Hanukkah!

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/phoxmas4.png

:rotf:

[The Full Monte]

I want that person to die. Fast like.


I say that 3 or 4 times on every page of this thread

[MoneyPit]

:rotf:i made pudding pie in my panties

[boneshawk]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/teachbook1.png

Hope the kid isn't out for any sports. ;)

[Talkin' Goat]

I like Eugene.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/A-Mary-Welcome.png

[Gushawk]

That one is spectacular.

[Jimmie Dimmick]

I like Eugene.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/A-Mary-Welcome.png

Eugine is my homie.

[lilzaphod]

Eugine is my homie.

Don't call him that in a thread title, and you'll be fine.

[JD720]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Double-F-cked.png

[Creed]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Double-F-cked.png

I hate it when that happens.

[ozmanks]

http://facebookcraze.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/hilarious-clever-facebook-status-update-password-stealing-fail-funny-comments-real.jpg

[Hawk24]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/prb3.png

[CUIHAWk]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Double-F-cked.png

I don't think I have laughed this hard in awhile. Serious lolz boys.

[cjhawks]

http://www.lamebook.com/to-the-point/tttp4/

[Match34]

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4d361286790d6.jpg

[Herky823]

http://facebookcraze.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/hilarious-clever-facebook-status-update-password-stealing-fail-funny-comments-real.jpg

:rollfloor:

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/try3.pnghttp://www.lamebook.com/try-again-3/try3/

[ThadHawk]

http://facebookcraze.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/hilarious-clever-facebook-status-update-password-stealing-fail-funny-comments-real.jpg

That's fantastic.

[On Iowa]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Vantrapment.png

[StinkyMcFadden]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Vantrapment.png


This one hit home for me and brought back memories of thinking it was a good idea to assemble the crib in the family room because there was more room to lay everything out.

You know how the story ends.

[JD720]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Vantrapment.png

That would make a great Snickers commercial.

[Slyhawk]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Vantrapment.png


This one hit home for me and brought back memories of thinking it was a good idea to assemble the crib in the family room because there was more room to lay everything out.

You know how the story ends.

Yeah. Kid slept in family room for two years. :D

[Wild Onion]

Don't they usually build those things so that one or more can be removed for vehicles?

[Legend12]

Don't they usually build those things so that one or more can be removed for vehicles?


http://www.funhater.com/images/Fun-Killer.gif

[lilzaphod]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Vantrapment.png


This one hit home for me and brought back memories of thinking it was a good idea to assemble the crib in the family room because there was more room to lay everything out.

You know how the story ends.

Sorry you lost the baby.

[Monster]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Vantrapment.png


This one hit home for me and brought back memories of thinking it was a good idea to assemble the crib in the family room because there was more room to lay everything out.

You know how the story ends.

So you switch the baby's room for the family room. Problem solved.

[StinkyMcFadden]

So you switch the baby's room for the family room. Problem solved.

I tried to get it in the room fully assembled, but my attempts resembled a romantic encounter between Greg Oden and Shawn Johnson.

No matter how hard I pushed or how many different angles I tried, it just wasn't going to fit.

[Match34]

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4d3ca1c0efd24.jpghttp://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4d3ca1d81a46e.jpg
http://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4d3ca2036edd2.jpg

[Herky823]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/try3.png

Awesome WOB

[Mrs. BLP]

Don't they usually build those things so that one or more can be removed for vehicles?

No.

[brantshawks]

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4d3ca1c0efd24.jpghttp://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4d3ca1d81a46e.jpg
http://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4d3ca2036edd2.jpg

This is every political thread on this site. Also kind of like any nolook/notess threads.

[Match34]

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4d401fdd8863f.png

[lilzaphod]

http://i.imgur.com/DOGwc.jpg

[Monster]

LOL, Zaph. Great stuff.

[lilzaphod]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/HowIMeatYourMother.png

[Slyhawk]

Never had a Starcrunch, but they sound good. :D

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/star-crunchin.png

[Monster]

I like star crunch.

[Mrs. G]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/winnit1.jpg

[Mrs. G]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/sa1.jpg

[The Full Monte]

Never had a Starcrunch, but they sound good. :D

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/star-crunchin.png


Paul's little rant sound very similar to a excerpt from Tucker Max's book


Guy2 : "I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have not yet partaken the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever Ghetto Bastard cook your McDonalds has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenly faced with. Is that egg? why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait-They didn't add... yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them... the syrup nugget. THE MOTHERFUCKING SYRUP NUGGET!!! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never seen."

[Herky823]

http://facebookcraze.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/hilarious-clever-facebook-status-update-password-stealing-fail-funny-comments-real.jpg

Just want to say I did this today and it worked. :cool:

[Herky823]

I also want to point out that it was worked on three people despite mikey trying to help out but inadvertently hurting the whole process (think about your comment and why it is different, mikey)

[CUIHAWk]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/HowIMeatYourMother.png

Classic.

[Mrs. G]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/breaks3.jpg

This reads like one of my grandma's "form" christmas letters.

[The Full Monte]

Holy WOB, Batman!


http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/terr2.jpg

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Holy WOB, Batman!


http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/terr2.jpg

that may be the greatest in the history of evar

judges?

[brantshawks]

Sometimes I wonder about my future in world of computers and how kids are learning techy stuff so much earlier than I did and maybe my knowledge would be not so important. And then I see stuff like that and it makes me feel better.

[Talkin' Goat]

Pretty good idea...

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/right2.jpg

[CamelTones]

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4d401fdd8863f.png

I sat in that exact seat in Hawaii at the Barefoot bar 1 month ago.

/csb

[jandj]

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4d401fdd8863f.png

I sat in that exact seat in Hawaii at the Barefoot bar 1 month ago.

/csb

Well duh, that is where they sit all the virgins.

[HawkeyeJonesEsq]

Holy WOB, Batman!


http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/terr2.jpg

that may be the greatest in the history of evar

judges?

I think I am going to require everyone to wear sandals when they visit so that I can institute a policy of not tolerating anyone who lacks toes.

[lilzaphod]

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4d401fdd8863f.png

I sat in that exact seat in Hawaii at the Barefoot bar 1 month ago.

/csb

Gotta love Dukes.

[brantshawks]

http://www.angryduck.com/pictures/2011_2/Try_It_Out.jpg

[Aloha Mr. Hand]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Larry-Sucks.jpg

[brantshawks]

http://www.mediabistro.com/unbeige/files/original/bush-shock-1.jpg

[Jimmie Dimmick]

http://jollyblogger.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/shaq_1.jpg

[Match34]

http://media.tekked.com/turntablelab/banners/atw7dl.gif

[valp0guy]

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1232550297_Dramatic%20chipmunk.gif

[ThePracticalPundit]

http://www.mentalhelp.net/images/root/dismay_stockxpertcom_id30790871_jpg_1.jpg

[valp0guy]

I won't believe this until I see step-by-step instructions on how this can be done.

[newsbreaker]

And now we know what The Game has been up to lately.

[Serenity]

That was awesome. I laughed.

[Match34]

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4d7fd6409d16a.jpg

[MikeyJoe]

From someone I know on FB:

Today my students were supposed to try to finish up the Biography Research PowerPoints they've been working on. (They failed to do this, because the walls are made of windows, their chairs have wheels, they have access to the internet, and I just can't possibly stare at each and every one of them all at the same time. Also about a third of them have attention spans roughly equal to that of a goldfish in the first place. But ANYWAY...) Each student was supposed to call me over when he or she felt the project was complete. Matt, who is doing his project on 50 Cent (...yes...), called me over.

MATT: "Miss -----, I think I'm finished."
ME: "Alright, let me just take a loo-- Okay, I'm actually just going to stop now, because, while I can see that everything seems to be laid out nicely, I can already tell that you have some serious editing to do."
MATT: "Wait, already?"
ME: "Yes. I'll come back later."
MATT: "What's wrong?"
ME: "Rapping is spelled with two P's, Matt."

(Were you aware that 50 Cent is a great raper who actually lived the stuff he raped about, unlike many other rapers?)

[brantshawks]

(Were you aware that 50 Cent is a great raper who actually lived the stuff he raped about, unlike many other rapers?)

No I was not, but I just figured....

[Talkin' Goat]

She seems nice...


http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/ruffin1.jpg

[ISUFan98]

She seems nice...


http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/ruffin1.jpg

Gosh, why would any guy want to break up with her? She seems like a real keeper.

[Jimmie Dimmick]

She seems nice...


http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/ruffin1.jpg

Gosh, why would any guy want to break up with her? She seems like a real keeper.

I bet she's a freak in the bed.

Nice that 33 of his friends like the fact that he broke up with her. I'm guessing she's a really great human being.

[brantshawks]

She seems nice...


http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/ruffin1.jpg

Well....it worked.

[Match34]

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4d8767f881d56.jpg

[castichawk24]

It honestly took me about 10-15 seconds to figure out what the fuck was going on in that picture. (reading the caption helped)

[CUIHAWk]

It honestly took me about 10-15 seconds to figure out what the fuck was going on in that picture. (reading the caption helped)

Agreed, almost pulled an F11.

[HawkLax6]

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lilq79oijC1qgp0nco1_500.jpg

[Jimmie Dimmick]

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lilq79oijC1qgp0nco1_500.jpg

young and dumb


she seems nice

[brantshawks]

I don't even need to hope for her to be hit by a truck. It's gonna happen.

[Match34]

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4d9b3b69d1bd6.png

[Jimmie Dimmick]

nice

whoa

[Match34]

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4d9e07409d074.jpg

[ISUFan98]

Courtesy of tosh.0.

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2011/04/lookin-sexy-4-grandma.jpg

[Mrs. G]

Maybe grandma was a madame.

[Talkin' Goat]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bc1.jpg

[Match34]

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4daeeee7f3eca.jpg

[Match34]

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4db9bf5da4460.jpg

[sobrien51]

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4db9bf5da4460.jpg

I laughed ... out loud.

[CUIHAWk]

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4db9bf5da4460.jpg

I laughed ... out loud.

Me too. :)

[Talkin' Goat]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/raising-the-dan.jpg

[ISUFan98]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/raising-the-dan.jpg

:shock:

[Soda Popinski]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/raising-the-dan.jpg

:shock:

That reminds of some drama I got to see on Facebook a few months ago. This lesbian chick got in a fight with her partner while driving down the street. Her partner jumped out of the moving car and smashed her melon on the street and was in a coma. Somebody with her Facebook password started posting stuff on the drivers Facebook page and developed into some pretty awesome drama.

[hawkchick79]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/hawkchick79/055ccd42.jpg

[hawkchick79]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/hawkchick79/c06a4310.jpg

[hawkchick79]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/hawkchick79/6f94f1c3.jpg

[hawkchick79]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/hawkchick79/ef18a332.jpg

[hawkchick79]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/hawkchick79/343ce8a3.jpg

[Match34]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/hawkchick79/ef18a332.jpg

That one kind of falls apart at the end.

[CamelTones]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/hawkchick79/c06a4310.jpg

:rotf:

[brantshawks]

http://i.imgur.com/NShrQ.jpg

[CUIHAWk]

http://i.imgur.com/NShrQ.jpg

Do Not Want.

[Match34]

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4dd19f97186de.jpg

[HawkLax6]

http://www.picrandom.com/images/untitled23.jpg

[brantshawks]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/caught1.jpg

[kaugie01]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/sleeping-assmate.jpg

[xr4ticlone]

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4dd19f97186de.jpg

What does this kid have against janitors?

[ThePracticalPundit]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/caught1.jpg

Forensic graphics is a hobby. Nice work, Brants..., er... I mean "Jeremy".

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/7146/brantavatar.png

[brantshawks]

Well done. That's very awesome.

:lol:

[ISUFan98]

LMAO.

[Monster]

Love Pundit.

[ThePracticalPundit]

"The men the American public admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth."
-- H. L. Mencken

A very liberal friend has this as his current Facebook status. I laughed.

[brantshawks]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/win1.jpg