Lamebook

[Talkin' Goat]

Lulz

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/check1.jpg

[Soda Popinski]

Took me a minute. lmao

[brantshawks]

http://i.imgur.com/4si1V.jpg

[Mo T]

Yes!!!!

[Kamala]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/plus3.jpg

[MikeyJoe]

I really want it to be October 24th for Coldplay's new album. I need new Coldplay in my life - in my car, in my apartment, blowin up my speakers and my mind.

I just Unfriended this person.

[Jimmie Dimmick]

I really want it to be October 24th for Coldplay's new album. I need new Coldplay in my life - in my car, in my apartment, blowin up my speakers and my mind.

I just Unfriended this person.

Good idea cause it's likely they would have been wanting teh butsecks soon.

[sobrien51]

I really want it to be October 24th for Coldplay's new album. I need new Coldplay in my life - in my car, in my apartment, blowin up my speakers and my mind.

I just Unfriended this person.

Poor Herky823 .... his own brother unfriended him.

[The Poster Formerly known]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ww5.jpg

[brantshawks]

http://i.imgur.com/pi5cS.png

[FrodoTBaggin]

lol @ goatse

[The Poster Formerly known]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/phone3.jpg

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

A former classmate of mine passed away. Someone, who I know for a fact didn't really know the guy, made the announcement on Facebook. There were the usual "Ts & Ps" but one response was sort of odd. It was, "Sue, I'm so sorry to hear about your friend. Was he a Christian?"

Is it me or is that an odd question to pose on Facebook?

[scottsdalehawk]

At this point I don't think there are any odd questions on facebook.

[brantshawks]

For Legend:

http://i.imgur.com/m6olk.png

[Legend12]

I am a fan of Jon.

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Whitney is dumb as a rock meteor.

[MoneyPit]

Whitney is dumb as a rock meateor.

fify

[foxhawks]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/doggon-win.jpg

[brantshawks]

Saw that earlier. F'n love it.

[Legend12]

The time line is off...I think it is a hoax. And that saddens me.

[Jimmie Dimmick]

The time line is off...I think it is a hoax. And that saddens me.

could be the next day

[Legend12]

The time line is off...I think it is a hoax. And that saddens me.

could be the next day

Oct 6, 2011 and Oct 6, 2011 are the same day.

[MikeyJoe]

2 hours later...could have just printed at home I guess.

[Legend12]

2 hours later...could have just printed at home I guess.

Yes, but then you have to figure in the the time that is elapsing on his Facebook page where he is posting about the events.

[MikeyJoe]

2 hours later...could have just printed at home I guess.

Yes, but then you have to figure in the the time that is elapsing on his Facebook page where he is posting about the events.
Look at you, Matlock.

[castichawk24]

2 hours later...could have just printed at home I guess.

Yes, but then you have to figure in the the time that is elapsing on his Facebook page where he is posting about the events.
Look at you, Matlock.

I'm actually disappointed that you didn't catch that.

[Legend12]

2 hours later...could have just printed at home I guess.

Yes, but then you have to figure in the the time that is elapsing on his Facebook page where he is posting about the events.
Look at you, Matlock.

The boss is gone today, I can't wait until he calls later and asks how the day went:

Well, I forgot to order a part so the $18,000 repair won't be going home for a few days, so that sucks. But on the bright side I did uncover a falsified post on www.lamebook.com.

[foxhawks]

2 hours later...could have just printed at home I guess.

Yes, but then you have to figure in the the time that is elapsing on his Facebook page where he is posting about the events.

Well...this only took me about 5 minutes to do..I think it's legit.

[c28nole]

2 hours later...could have just printed at home I guess.

Yes, but then you have to figure in the the time that is elapsing on his Facebook page where he is posting about the events.

It works if the FB screenshot is from just after midnight on 10/7. Roughly an hour elapses between the time the dude posts about it on FB and the time he has the idea to frame it.

So if he received the text at approx. 3 pm, posted about it on FB shortly thereafter, had the idea to frame around 4 pm, printed and hung the picture between 4 and 6, it would work.

Now I'm sorta sad I spent even five minutes thinking about that.

[MikeyJoe]

Someone mock up a timeline.

[Legend12]

One forensic question that is still being probed is why the initial screen shot from Ben's iPhone does not have time stamps for all messages while the second one does contain such information.

Oct 6th, 2011
3:06 PM Receives text from stranger, igniting a 3 text string between the 2
3:11 PM Posts on his Facebook wall what has happened
3:12 PM Jessica finds this "awesome"
4:11 PM Ben posts what his intentions are
4:12 PM Jessica states that he "MUST do that"
4:13 PM Haley cannot quit laughing
5:13 PM Andrea wonders why he has not done it yet
5:39 PM Ben has succumbed to the peer pressure and printed, framed, and mounted the dog (or, at least a pic of it)

So if that is the case it IS possible.

But....

If the 5:39 is a time stamp from her 2nd text then there would no way for the time line to allow for all of his actions.

I have emailed Steve Jobs and Sara Sidle in hopes of getting to the bottom of this matter, I will post my results when they are known.

[MikeyJoe]

I have emailed Steve JobsDon't wait up for the response.

[Herky823]

I really want it to be October 24th for Coldplay's new album. I need new Coldplay in my life - in my car, in my apartment, blowin up my speakers and my mind.

I just Unfriended this person.

Poor Herky823 .... his own brother unfriended him.

:rotf:

[brantshawks]

http://i.imgur.com/odik1.jpg

[foxhawks]

The only thing funnier than the comments are the names of the retards making the comments....

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/pregnant-package.jpg

[Talkin' Goat]

:lol:

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/ww11.jpg

[Talkin' Goat]

Gotta give these guys credit...

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/you2.jpg

[fossilhawk]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lueqiv3e4B1qzeucjo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId =AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1322006829&Signature=smoItQ78BL45QYAR35IVcULJWBs%3D

:shock:

[Jimmie Dimmick]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lueqiv3e4B1qzeucjo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId =AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1322006829&Signature=smoItQ78BL45QYAR35IVcULJWBs%3D

:shock:

holy fuuu.....wut?

[Monster]

That one can't be real.

[Soda Popinski]

JFC

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

That one can't be real.

Its Mormons if its real.

[Match34]

http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/10/4eaf1a0140966.jpg

:rotf:

[StinkyMcFadden]

http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/10/4eaf1a0140966.jpg

:rotf:

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt15dgeBDF1qdo1ueo1_500.gif

[ISUFan98]

JFC

This.

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/picprob2.jpg

[ISUFan98]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/picprob2.jpg

It works!

[AZmess]

You guys know how to post videos to Facebook?

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/no-hope.jpg

[foxhawks]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/meeting-mr-right.jpg

[Santa Anna's Leg]

A friend posted this yesterday and I had high hopes for drama, but it seems to have fizzled out. :(

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/6495/screenshotxkg.png

[Jardo]

http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-facebook-fails-hey-baby-wanna-play-with-my-joystick.jpg

[ISUFan98]

Awesome.

[BuffettHawk]

I want one.

[hawkchick79]

I want one.

Me too.

[Bucky217]

I want one.

Me too.

Hi. I'm Bucky.

[hawkchick79]

I want one.

Me too.

Hi. I'm Bucky.

How you doin'?

[HawkLax6]

I knew a guy in college who had a kid's racecar bed and saw at least once in person where a girl wouldn't stay the night because that was his bed.

[Kamala]

I knew a guy in college who had a kid's racecar bed and saw at least once in person where a girl wouldn't stay the night because that was his bed.
So it worked.

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/destroyed.jpg

[Soda Popinski]

I kept waiting for something cool to happen, that's it?

[Bob Sanders]

http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/funny-facebook-fails-scarred-for-life.jpg

[KegMaster]

That is spectacular. She looks/acts like a girl I know

[newsbreaker]

Bitches be trippin.

[Jimmie Dimmick]

I bet she's fun in bed!

[FrodoTBaggin]

That's stupid and fake.

[CUIHAWk]

I read all of that... ugh.

[hawkeyealum]

That's stupid and fake.

Correct

[Judge Kemp]

That's stupid and fake.

Correct

Absolutely. Although, if someone could give a tat with that much black without clear scabbing, redness, swelling, etc immediately after I'd be pretty impressed.

[AZmess]

That's stupid and fake.

This.

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

facebook timeline is creating some new opportunities:

http://i.imgur.com/LkFBf.png

[Jimmie Dimmick]

I wish I could force choke some people over the internet.

[Bob Sanders]

So last night I am browsing the twitters and I notice this tweet from Marvin McNutt.

http://i.imgur.com/BCaTD.jpg

This morning I notice that one of my facebook friends posted a picture of himself with Marvin...

http://i.imgur.com/kzn39.jpg

[bearbull24.5]

csb

[Jardo]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-facebook-fails-failbook-your-move-drunky.jpeg

[sobrien51]

http://i.imgur.com/PyNpZ.jpg

[StinkyMcFadden]

http://i.imgur.com/PyNpZ.jpg

If Legend was born at a different time, he'd be Daniel.

I miss Legend.

[Hawk4Life94]

http://i.imgur.com/PyNpZ.jpg

I laughed.

[foxhawks]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/know2.jpg

[Herky823]

Um.....wow

[StinkyMcFadden]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/know2.jpg

I'd like to see Daniel/Legend take on that one.

[sobrien51]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Ever_Seen_It.jpg

[Nigeria]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Ever_Seen_It.jpg

Facebook looks different.

[sobrien51]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Ever_Seen_It.jpg

Facebook looks different.

GFY, it's better than starting a new thread for one picture.

[sobrien51]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/important-puncuation.jpg

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/up-in-smoke.jpg

[kaugie01]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/goodnight1.jpg

[Jimmie Dimmick]

my work's firewall can gfi

I can't see any of these

[BLSardo]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/goodnight1.jpg

:rotf:

T's & P's, Jimmie.

[ISUFan98]

my work's firewall can gfi

I can't see any of these

"Adult/mature content???" Give me a fucking break.

[kaugie01]

my work's firewall can gfi

I can't see any of these

"Adult/mature content???" Give me a fucking break.

Can't you just explain to your IT department how truly immature this site is?

[Match34]

Sometimes I'll click a link and will get the message like, "This website has been blocked for the following reason: Tasteless". Then I feel bad about myself and get upset about the computer judging me.

[JD720]

I don't have a screenshot, but a co-worker was just telling me that one of her friends posted:

I wish I could home school my kids, but I don't think I would have the patients.

[hawkchick79]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/sp1.jpg

[brantshawks]

http://i.imgur.com/wrlsK.png?1

[Jimmie Dimmick]

http://i.imgur.com/wrlsK.png?1

:rotf:

YES!

[brantshawks]

I'm sure the names just a coincidence. Yeah. I'm sure it is...

http://i.imgur.com/vwwR5.jpg

[PipeDaddy]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/560263_336909949708796_180601905339602_864912_1539 254170_n.jpg

I can't take it any more. I'm going on a deleting frenzy of my friend list.

[MikeyJoe]

I'm sure the names just a coincidence. Yeah. I'm sure it is...

http://i.imgur.com/vwwR5.jpg
I just saw this...


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-dLl47ep-bWk/TeZWGVvJbaI/AAAAAAAAARQ/Xe104RXGdEo/s1600/suspicious.jpg

[brantshawks]

:lol:

[SL]

http://thechive.com/2012/05/16/facebook-needs-a-filter-for-stupidity-26-photos/

[ISUFan98]

LMAO.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/facebook-fails-12.jpg?w=500&h=605

[Santa Anna's Leg]

nm