Is there a doctor in the house?

[bearbull24.5]

My left testicle has been sore for a couple of days

[drbutkus]

Your what?

[bearbull24.5]

My left testicle

[bigazzturkeylegs]

Sounds like AIDS. T's and P's.

[TallGrass]

Did you get kicked?

[LutherBlue89]

My left testicleStop playing with it.

[bearbull24.5]

Did you get kicked?

No
My left testicleStop playing with it.

And hell no

[Monster]

3 words: Testicular torsion.

Go to the hospital immediately.

[hawkchick79]

3 words: Testicular torsion.

Go to the hospital immediately.

That is one heck of a google image search...

[bearbull24.5]

3 words: Testicular torsion.

Go to the hospital immediately.
No wai? That sounds like something I wouldnt be able to sit down for. This is more like a randomly reaccuring ache

[Monster]

3 words: Testicular torsion.

Go to the hospital immediately.
No wai? That sounds like something I wouldnt be able to sit down for. This is more like a randomly reaccuring ache

It's torsion, bro. Seriously. It starts out achy, but if that nut turns anymore you'll cut off blood flow and they'll remove it.

[bearbull24.5]

3 words: Testicular torsion.

Go to the hospital immediately.
No wai? That sounds like something I wouldnt be able to sit down for. This is more like a randomly reaccuring ache

It's torsion, bro. Seriously. It starts out achy, but if that nut turns anymore you'll cut off blood flow and they'll remove it.

Good to know, ill most likely hit up the on campus doctah

[Monster]

I get it about 3-4 times a year.

[bearbull24.5]

Fuck dude if your fucking with me nows the time to say "Haha I got you!"

[Monster]

Fuck dude if your fucking with me nows the time to say "Haha I got you!"

Sorry. Dead serious. Get it looked at, or risk being known as One-Ball Bear Bull.

[boneshawk]

3 words: Testicular torsion.

Go to the hospital immediately.

That is one heck of a google image search...

I'll take your word on this one. ;)

[bearbull24.5]

Fuck dude if your fucking with me nows the time to say "Haha I got you!"

Sorry. Dead serious. Get it looked at, or risk being known as One-Ball Bear Bull.

Goddamned it I now have a tummy ache after reading this

[Monster]

Fuck dude if your fucking with me nows the time to say "Haha I got you!"

Sorry. Dead serious. Get it looked at, or risk being known as One-Ball Bear Bull.

Goddamned it I now have a tummy ache after reading this

Serious advice? Seriously? Go put on the tightest underwear you own.

[bearbull24.5]

Sorry. Dead serious. Get it looked at, or risk being known as One-Ball Bear Bull.

Goddamned it I now have a tummy ache after reading this

Serious advice? Seriously? Go put on the tightest underwear you own.

I knew there was a reason Mrs Monster left her underwear behind

[Monster]

Goddamned it I now have a tummy ache after reading this

Serious advice? Seriously? Go put on the tightest underwear you own.

I knew there was a reason Mrs Monster left her underwear behind

A lace thong would actually hurt you more.

I'm serious about the tight undies. Do it.

[bearbull24.5]

Serious advice? Seriously? Go put on the tightest underwear you own.

I knew there was a reason Mrs Monster left her underwear behind

A lace thong would actually hurt you more.

I'm serious about the tight undies. Do it.

Yah I got pretty much nothing, just some briefs that have seen better days

[Monster]

You need to keep those boys close to your body to relieve the stress on the tube thingies that connect to your testes.

[Slyhawk]

This thread gives me the same feeling in my gut Vepr's thread did this morning. :(

[bearbull24.5]

This is going to get awkward. I can see it now.

"Hey son I noticed a 50 dollar copay to the walk in clinic on our health insurance, what'd you do bust a nut?"


"Awkward silence"

[bearbull24.5]

This thread gives me the same feeling in my gut Vepr's thread did this morning. :(

You think your gut feels bad?

[Slyhawk]

This thread gives me the same feeling in my gut Vepr's thread did this morning. :(

You think your gut feels bad?

lol. Probably not as bad as your's feels now.

[bearbull24.5]

Oh sweet jesus I can go for free at USF

[LutherBlue89]

Fuck dude if your fucking with me nows the time to say "Haha I got you!"

Sorry. Dead serious. Get it looked at, or risk being known as One-Ball Bear Bull.Or Lance Armstrong.

[bearbull24.5]

Im not masturbating for about 2 weeks

[Monster]

Fuck dude if your fucking with me nows the time to say "Haha I got you!"

Sorry. Dead serious. Get it looked at, or risk being known as One-Ball Bear Bull.Or Lance Armstrong.

Bear is way too fat to be confused for Lance.

[LutherBlue89]

Sorry. Dead serious. Get it looked at, or risk being known as One-Ball Bear Bull.Or Lance Armstrong.

Bear is way too fat to be confused for Lance.I suspect the chemo will take the weight off.

[drbutkus]

Monster is right. But if it is torsion, and complete, the testicle is dead. Too long. You probably have a virus, but I would go see someone. Have you had any pain in your flank? Any blood in your urine. Now would also be the best time for me to counsel you a little about your sexual habits. The first warning sign of AIDS is a pounding sensation in your ass.

[bearbull24.5]

Haha no blood, no pounding and no flank pain

Also I just did a rather thorough self exam and they both feel the same which could either be really good or really bad

[PdJohnson]

BB what was the verdict on this one. Came down with a case of the sore left nut myself recently same symptoms. See the doc 2maro...

[TallGrass]

Jeebus. We need to be careful reviving old threads. I see a post of mine and wonder WTF? I don't remember that. Then realize it was 6 months ago.

[Hawk4Life94]

One of my testicles was vibrating for 2-3 weeks....strangest thing ever.

[TallGrass]

And then you realized your phone was on silent the entire time.

[Costanza]

One of my testicles was vibrating for 2-3 weeks....strangest thing ever.

It took you that long to remove the dildo from your ass?

[Hawk4Life94]

I tried to buy my wife a pair of those panties with the little pocket for your phone right over the clit....she wasn't having it.

[PipeDaddy]

Fuck dude if your fucking with me nows the time to say "Haha I got you!"
One-Ball Bear Bull.

:rotf:

[Monster]

I tried to buy my wife a pair of those panties with the little pocket for your phone right over the clit....she wasn't having it.

I'm guessing you don't know where the clit really is.

[Hawk4Life94]

I tried to buy my wife a pair of those panties with the little pocket for your phone right over the clit....she wasn't having it.

I'm guessing you don't know where the clit really is.

Your wife said I found it the other night.

[Monster]

I tried to buy my wife a pair of those panties with the little pocket for your phone right over the clit....she wasn't having it.

I'm guessing you don't know where the clit really is.

Your wife said I found it the other night.

She just wanted you to empty the dumpster and go home.

[Hawk4Life94]

I'm guessing you don't know where the clit really is.

Your wife said I found it the other night.

She just wanted you to empty the dumpster and go home.

She said you'd say that.

[bearbull24.5]

BB what was the verdict on this one. Came down with a case of the sore left nut myself recently same symptoms. See the doc 2maro...

Started wearing tighter underwear and made a concerted effort to not sit on my balls the whole time I am driving my bus

[RecreationalGynecologist]

Bearbull, maybe you are overdoing the masturbation?

[bearbull24.5]

Bearbull, maybe you are overdoing the masturbation?

once a day keeps the doctor away. Although there may be a problem with the intensity that I am doing it with.