DoeyHawk
02-27-2010, 11:46 PM
There are no words to describe this flaming pile of crap. I was greatly disappointed as the premise and cast had the makings of an all time great.
The cast:
Ari Gold
Daryl from "the Office"
Allan Thicke
The Nard Dog
Todd Packer
The Chinaman from Community
Will Ferrell
Ving Rhames
The guy who ate a man's penis in "Step Brothers"
99.9% of movies this bad go directly to dvd. Allow to me to describe the unique circumstances of how this three legged dog saw the light of day.
In their weekly poker game, four hot shot Hollywood producers are ending an ordinary game; drinking, poor poker playing, and a lot of trash talking about who was behind the worst movies of 2009. In a last act of desperation, producer X raises without having enough cash in his wallet to cover his bold move. Producer Y decides that this game is not about money, it's about pride. The loser of this hand must risk his reputation by releasing "The Goods".
It's almost like the entire movie was a scene vs.scene contest of one upsmanship of poo. I honestly had thoughts that the movie was written by a 12 year old. Then the Will Ferrell parachuting with a back pack of dildos hit the screen. My instinct was confirmed. This movie was indeed written by a 12 year old.
The cast:
Ari Gold
Daryl from "the Office"
Allan Thicke
The Nard Dog
Todd Packer
The Chinaman from Community
Will Ferrell
Ving Rhames
The guy who ate a man's penis in "Step Brothers"
99.9% of movies this bad go directly to dvd. Allow to me to describe the unique circumstances of how this three legged dog saw the light of day.
In their weekly poker game, four hot shot Hollywood producers are ending an ordinary game; drinking, poor poker playing, and a lot of trash talking about who was behind the worst movies of 2009. In a last act of desperation, producer X raises without having enough cash in his wallet to cover his bold move. Producer Y decides that this game is not about money, it's about pride. The loser of this hand must risk his reputation by releasing "The Goods".
It's almost like the entire movie was a scene vs.scene contest of one upsmanship of poo. I honestly had thoughts that the movie was written by a 12 year old. Then the Will Ferrell parachuting with a back pack of dildos hit the screen. My instinct was confirmed. This movie was indeed written by a 12 year old.