The Office

[jabberja]

Anyone excited about the baby episode tonight?

[Natty Bumppo]

Nope.


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[TH1974]

no.

[CougarKnight]

Not one fuckin' bit.

[jabberja]

I'm kind of hoping that Jim gets killed off. Pam can be a single mom, like Rachel.

[Match34]

I'm looking forward to Parks and Rec.

[HawkeyeJonesEsq]

It would go against the basic premise of the show, but I would totally dig it if the baby is black or hispanic or something.

[MikeyJoe]

I'm kind of hoping that Jim gets killed off. Pam can be a single mom, like Rachel.
I bet this baby will be like the Friends baby - only on the show once every two or three months, but every few weeks they drop a line about the kid being at the sitter or at daycare.

I think Rachel and Ross had to be the worst parents in TV history.

[Matt inWDM]

This season has not been great, but I found the last episode to be pretty funny. Tonight will probably suck though.

[TH1974]

I bet this baby will be like the Friends baby - only on the show once every two or three months, but every few weeks they drop a line about the kid being at the sitter or at daycare.

I think Rachel and Ross had to be the worst parents in TV history.

I wouldn't know, since I'm heterosexual.

[brantshawks]

Is the Community new too?

I miss old Office episodes and Community has completely owned it since it debuted.

[Match34]

It would go against the basic premise of the show, but I would totally dig it if the baby is black or hispanic or something.

I think it'd be awesome if the baby came out fat and balding, like Kevin.

[jabberja]

It would go against the basic premise of the show, but I would totally dig it if the baby is black or hispanic or something.

I think it'd be awesome if the baby came out fat and balding, like Kevin.

+1.5

[Andy Dufresne]

I am not especially excited for tonight's episode because it will probably be sappy, but I am excited for episodes going forward.

[gable_guy]

It would go against the basic premise of the show, but I would totally dig it if the baby is black or hispanic or something.

I think it'd be awesome if the baby came out fat and balding, like Kevin.

Or pale like Toby...

[jabberja]

It would go against the basic premise of the show, but I would totally dig it if the baby is black or hispanic or something.

I think it'd be awesome if the baby came out fat and balding, like Kevin.

Or pale like Toby...

Or gay like Oscar...

[Grape Ape]

Only if they show Pam giving birth

[Match34]

I think it'd be awesome if the baby came out fat and balding, like Kevin.

Or pale like Toby...

Or gay like Oscar...

Or Indian like Kelly...

[jabberja]

Or pale like Toby...

Or gay like Oscar...

Or Indian like Kelly...

If they show the baby, I'll be excited to see the conjecture on here tonight.

[MikeyJoe]

Only if they show Pam giving birth
I assume that you have never actually witnessed childbirth.

[Andy Dufresne]

Only if they show Pam giving birth
I assume that you have never actually witnessed childbirth.

I had to watch a video of it in high school biology.

Gross.

[jabberja]

Only if they show Pam giving birth
I assume that you have never actually witnessed childbirth.

I had to watch a video of it in high school biology.

Gross.

Same here. It was some ginger woman with jungle snatch. Looked like it was shot in the 60s. That kid is probably in his 40s.

[Grape Ape]

Only if they show Pam giving birth
I assume that you have never actually witnessed childbirth.

I have...... but I haven't witnessed Pam giving childbirth

[Grape Ape]

I assume that you have never actually witnessed childbirth.

I had to watch a video of it in high school biology.

Gross.

Same here. It was some ginger woman with jungle snatch. Looked like it was shot in the 60s. That kid is probably in his 40s.

I think I saw that one too. Ginger jungle snizz is the worst

[MickerHawk]

Only if they show Pam giving birth
I assume that you have never actually witnessed childbirth.

I had to watch a video of it in high school biology.

Gross.

Barf City. Seriously.

And, then, the placenta. Barf City again.

[brantshawks]

I assume that you have never actually witnessed childbirth.

I had to watch a video of it in high school biology.

Gross.

Barf City. Seriously.

And, then, the placenta. Barf City again.

It's such a beautiful process, what with her blowing crap-bubbles and such.

[jabberja]

I assume that you have never actually witnessed childbirth.

I had to watch a video of it in high school biology.

Gross.

Barf City. Seriously.

And, then, the placenta. Barf City again.

It's God's way of telling us not to make babies.

[Costanza]

Thread Ruined. Please lock it up.

[brantshawks]

Thread Ruined. Please lock it up.

Crap-bubbles. It was the crap-bubbles wasn't it?

[hawkchick79]

Only if they show Pam giving birth
I assume that you have never actually witnessed childbirth.

I had to watch a video of it in high school biology.

Gross.

That video is quite possibly the best birth control.

[jabberja]

I assume that you have never actually witnessed childbirth.

I had to watch a video of it in high school biology.

Gross.

That video is quite possibly the best birth control.

I wonder if that kid is still alive. You'd think that he'd be a suicide candidate after he and his classmates watched his mom show her vadge for the world.

[brantshawks]

...vadge?

[Andy Dufresne]

I had to watch a video of it in high school biology.

Gross.

That video is quite possibly the best birth control.

I wonder if that kid is still alive. You'd think that he'd be a suicide candidate after he and his classmates watched his mom show her vadge for the world.

Seriously?

[jabberja]

That video is quite possibly the best birth control.

I wonder if that kid is still alive. You'd think that he'd be a suicide candidate after he and his classmates watched his mom show her vadge for the world.

Seriously?

That wouldn't get you depressed?

[gable_guy]

Somitimes epidurals don't work and you can poop yourself.

[Matt inWDM]

I missed it tonight, but it sounds like it was a pretty funny episode.

[TH1974]

I missed it tonight, but it sounds like it was a pretty funny episode.

Where did you hear that?

[Matt inWDM]

I missed it tonight, but it sounds like it was a pretty funny episode.

Where did you hear that?

On two other boards with Office threads

[jabberja]

I missed it tonight, but it sounds like it was a pretty funny episode.

A few funny lines and that's about it. Even with a baby episode, I was expecting slightly better.

[Hawk4Life94]

I laughed when she breast fed the wrong baby.

[jabberja]

I laughed when she breast fed the wrong baby.

That was good. I can't think of much else. They might need to kill off Jim and Pam. They are ruining the show.

[HawkLax6]

Half way through right now, it is eh.

I did like when Dwight was throwing out the random swords and stuff out the window when he was getting pulled over.

[jabberja]

Half way through right now, it is eh.

I did like when Dwight was throwing out the random swords and stuff out the window when he was getting pulled over.

He'll end up at Jim & Pam's house. It's a little funny at first and then it becomes kind of annoying.

[RecreationalGynecologist]

Who is Isabel? Looks like she has a thing for Dwight

[BigDaddy]

Who is Isabel? Looks like she has a thing for Dwight

She is the chick that Dwight nailed at Jim and Pam's wedding. He then gave her the cold shoulder the next day.

[Andy Dufresne]

I thought it was a great episode.

[hawkchick79]

I thought it was a great episode.

I did too. The male lactation consultant, and Jim's reaction, was hilarious.

[Match34]

I hate the fact that they've made Jim and Pam as stupid as everyone else on the show.

[TH1974]

I hate the fact that they've made Jim and Pam as stupid as everyone else on the show.

To be fair, everyone else has gotten stupider.

[Hawk4Life94]

Half way through right now, it is eh.

I did like when Dwight was throwing out the random swords and stuff out the window when he was getting pulled over.

Did you catch the cop say "you can't impersonate a police car, Dwight" over the PA? I chuckled.

[jabberja]

I thought it was a great episode.

I did too. The male lactation consultant, and Jim's reaction, was hilarious.

I would expect a girl to like that episode. Girls like weddings, babies, and "The Bachelor."

[hawkchick79]

I hate "The Bachelor."

[Hawk4Life94]

I hate "The Bachelor."

I've been waiting for "the Bachelorette Iowa City starring Wendy" for years.

[hawkchick79]

"I just don't know how I can be falling in love with three guys at once!"

Blarf.

[imissjoeyrange]

"Stick spicy food up her butt."

[jabberja]

"Stick spicy food up her butt."

Kevin usually has pretty good lines.

[PhilHartman]

Thread Ruined. Please lock it up.

Crap-bubbles. It was the crap-bubbles wasn't it?

I can't stop laughing at my desk...

[gable_guy]

I thought it was good, but would have been a great episode for a Creed one liner somewhere.

[hawkchick79]

I thought it was good, but would have been a great episode for a Creed one liner somewhere.

He was a little choked up as Pam and Jim were rushing out of the office...I think he sniffled.

[Crash Davis]

I thought it was pretty good. Probably one of the funnier episodes during the past 2 seasons. The show is better when all of the cast members are involved. Kevin normally has some of the funniest lines. I don't like what they've done w/Stanley...rarely see him anymore.

[Match34]

I thought it was pretty good. Probably one of the funnier episodes during the past 2 seasons. The show is better when all of the cast members are involved. Kevin normally has some of the funniest lines. I don't like what they've done w/Stanley...rarely see him anymore.

"Raise your hand if you want to live in a world where Stanley has two lovers and you have none!"

(Stanley raises his hand)

[Herky823]

I thought last night's episode was very good.

I like Oscar's character and Kevin has always been one of my favorites. Plus, now with Jim being a salesman and Pam not being pregnant we can go back to smart Jim and non-psycho Pam.