Milton Bradley is an idiot

[Andy Dufresne]

Two years ago, I played, and I was good. I go to Chicago, not good. I've been good my whole career. So, obviously, it was something with Chicago, not me.

Link (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=4965307)

[cjhawks]

Two years ago, I played, and I was good. I go to Chicago, not good. I've been good my whole career. So, obviously, it was something with Chicago, not me.

Link (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=4965307)

:rotf:
That's sig worthy right there.

[brantshawks]

That's too good to not be real. haha, awesome.

[Hacksaw Jim Duggan]

Milton,

Thank you for your 12 Hr's and patience at the plate. Your defense was really good, especially when nobody communicated to you not to throw the ball in the stands with 2 outs.

Another thing I like was you not even trying to work with the team on anything.

That was a great year, you even made Cub fans hate their own team and not want to watch by the end of May.

Oh and the accusatuions of racism to Cub fans was well appreciated, when pressed you were never able to give an example but thats kool.

Gee I hope you don't have any more on the field meltdowns this year :neutral:

Thanks buddy

[Serenity]

Milton,

Thank you for your 12 Hr's and patience at the plate. Your defense was really good, especially when nobody communicated to you not to throw the ball in the stands with 2 outs.

Another thing I like was you not even trying to work with the team on anything.

That was a great year, you even made Cub fans hate their own team and not want to watch by the end of May.

Oh and the accusatuions of racism to Cub fans was well appreciated, when pressed you were never able to give an example but thats kool.

Gee I hope you don't have any more on the field meltdowns this year :neutral:

Thanks buddy

Sucks to be a cubs fan :D

[cjhawks]

Milton,

Thank you for your 12 Hr's and patience at the plate. Your defense was really good, especially when nobody communicated to you not to throw the ball in the stands with 2 outs.

Another thing I like was you not even trying to work with the team on anything.

That was a great year, you even made Cub fans hate their own team and not want to watch by the end of May.

Oh and the accusatuions of racism to Cub fans was well appreciated, when pressed you were never able to give an example but thats kool.

Gee I hope you don't have any more on the field meltdowns this year :neutral:

Thanks buddy

I hope Milton doesn't have anything against the Japs.......cuz they own his ass.

[Rodney Farva]

Milton,


That was a great year, you even made Cub fans hate their own team and not want to watch by the end of May.



Isn't this the case every year? :)

[nolookpass]

seems like it was just last year I was bemoaning the Cubs signing him and several fantasy dorks were telling me how much better he was than De Rosa...

[cjhawks]

seems like it was just last year I was bemoaning the Cubs signing him and several fantasy dorks were telling me how much better he was than De Rosa...

would you like a cookie? popsicle? pat on the back maybe?


(note - I wasn't one of those dudes - just enjoy messing with you)

[Du Hawk Du Mich]

That something in Chicago was Milton Bradley

[nolookpass]

seems like it was just last year I was bemoaning the Cubs signing him and several fantasy dorks were telling me how much better he was than De Rosa...

would you like a cookie? popsicle? pat on the back maybe?


(note - I wasn't one of those dudes - just enjoy messing with you)

nah...those fantasy dorks crack me up tho. Everything based on some obscure stat that wasnt ever used before and complete disregard for versatility or the quality, or lack thereof, of ones being a teammate.

[Match34]

His wife's claiming a glass he threw struck her in the head and caused bleeding.


"Milton cursed and yelled at me for approximately five minutes and then he grabbed a glass from off the coffee table and threw it directly at my head from across the room. The glass shattered on my head and I started to bleed. As soon as Milton saw me bleeding, he started crying and begging me to forgive him. He stated that he lost it and that he would kill himself if I left him. I did not know what to do."


http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/03/04/milton-bradley-accused-of-abusing-wife-in-divorce-papers/

[cjhawks]

His wife's claiming a glass he threw struck her in the head and caused bleeding.


"Milton cursed and yelled at me for approximately five minutes and then he grabbed a glass from off the coffee table and threw it directly at my head from across the room. The glass shattered on my head and I started to bleed. As soon as Milton saw me bleeding, he started crying and begging me to forgive him. He stated that he lost it and that he would kill himself if I left him. I did not know what to do."


http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/03/04/milton-bradley-accused-of-abusing-wife-in-divorce-papers/

Impossible, his accuracy isn't that great.

[Turd_Ferguson]

:rotf::rotf:His wife's claiming a glass he threw struck her in the head and caused bleeding.


"Milton cursed and yelled at me for approximately five minutes and then he grabbed a glass from off the coffee table and threw it directly at my head from across the room. The glass shattered on my head and I started to bleed. As soon as Milton saw me bleeding, he started crying and begging me to forgive him. He stated that he lost it and that he would kill himself if I left him. I did not know what to do."


http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/03/04/milton-bradley-accused-of-abusing-wife-in-divorce-papers/

Impossible, his accuracy isn't that great.

[Monster]

His wife's claiming a glass he threw struck her in the head and caused bleeding.


"Milton cursed and yelled at me for approximately five minutes and then he grabbed a glass from off the coffee table and threw it directly at my head from across the room. The glass shattered on my head and I started to bleed. As soon as Milton saw me bleeding, he started crying and begging me to forgive him. He stated that he lost it and that he would kill himself if I left him. I did not know what to do."
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/03/04/milton-bradley-accused-of-abusing-wife-in-divorce-papers/

Impossible, his accuracy isn't that great.

One of the kids was standing in between them as a cutoff man.

[L. Wade Childress]

would we get some sort of supplemental pick for that?

[Verbal]

would we get some sort of supplemental pick for that?

?

[HawkLax6]

I am shocked, just shocked, that nolook chimed in on this thread AND talked about Mark DeRosa.

[cjhawks]

I am shocked, just shocked, that nolook chimed in on this thread AND talked about Mark DeRosa.


It seems like just last year nolook was saying the same thing.......


oh wait....it was.....to the day. :D