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Wild Onion
04-12-2010, 05:20 PM
Mrs. Onion informs me that what she would really like to do during our trip to Missouri this summer is visit Dolly Parton's Dixie Stampede in Branson. FML

http://www.reservebranson.com/blog/uploaded_images/dixiestampede-743361.jpg

http://www.dixiestampede.com/branson.php
Gushawk
04-12-2010, 05:21 PM
That's going to really, really suck.
Jimmie Dimmick
04-12-2010, 05:25 PM
Oh, no.

do whatever you can to avoid that shithole
blacklespaul
04-12-2010, 05:26 PM
do they serve alcohol?
Mrs. BLP
04-12-2010, 05:27 PM
If I can survive going to Medieval Times (Mid-eeeeeee-vil Tiiiiiiiiimes!!!), you can survive the Dixie Stampede.
brantshawks
04-12-2010, 05:29 PM
In Soviet Russia, Dixie stampede YOU!
bigazzturkeylegs
04-12-2010, 05:29 PM
http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/6043/branson.jpg
jabberja
04-12-2010, 05:31 PM
If Dolly is in Branson, who is running the show at Dollywood?
Verbal
04-12-2010, 05:39 PM
If I can survive going to Medieval Times (Mid-eeeeeee-vil Tiiiiiiiiimes!!!), you can survive the Dixie Stampede.

Medieval Times has Newcastle on tap.
eddyvillain
04-12-2010, 06:03 PM
I actually did not mind the Dixie Stampede. You get a meal out of it, and it's fairly entertaining.
chafedHawk
04-12-2010, 06:21 PM
I actually did not mind the Dixie Stampede. You get a meal out of it, and it's fairly entertaining.

I'd get a meal out of being executed, but I don't want to try that either.
PlannedSickDays
04-12-2010, 06:28 PM
I actually did not mind the Dixie Stampede. You get a meal out of it, and it's fairly entertaining.

I'd get a meal out of being executed, but I don't want to try that either.

POTY
Match34
04-12-2010, 06:28 PM
I much preferred the Bobby Vinton show to the Dixie Stampede.
Monster
04-12-2010, 07:34 PM
If I can survive going to Medieval Times (Mid-eeeeeee-vil Tiiiiiiiiimes!!!), you can survive the Dixie Stampede.

Shilence...of the lambsh. Hello Clarice.
The Incredible Hawk
04-12-2010, 07:35 PM
i've been to the dixie stampede twice. same show both times, but i enjoyed it. good service and pretty good food. little kids really love the show and the animals and crowd participation. i went for free both times, so that obviously makes the experience more enjoyable. the ostriches are awesome.
Judge Kemp
04-12-2010, 07:52 PM
I actually did not mind the Dixie Stampede. You get a meal out of it, and it's fairly entertaining.

Since he bought you a meal, did you feel obligated to sleep with your date? AWKWARD!
ISUFan98
04-12-2010, 09:12 PM
Don't you have to eat with your hands at Dixie Stampede as well?

I hate Branson, Missouri and everything it stands for.
Pinehawk
04-13-2010, 12:31 AM
I was there earlier this year. If you're taking kids, it's ok, they will enjoy it. If it's just you and the wife...? Well, that's crazy, you shouldn't be in Branson unless you're over 60.
RecreationalGynecologist
04-13-2010, 01:54 AM
it is instances like this where it pays to have a massive hearing loss. I have an excuse to opt out of shit like this.
chafedHawk
04-13-2010, 02:00 AM
it is instances like this where it pays to have a massive hearing loss. I have an excuse to opt out of shit like this.

LOL. No fair.
r4hawks
04-13-2010, 08:10 AM
Don't you have to eat with your hands at Dixie Stampede as well?

I hate Branson, Missouri and everything it stands for.


Branson is definitely not the spot for us either . We went once , never again .