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Santa Anna's Leg
04-13-2010, 06:06 PM
Gimme some signs of having a drinking problem. Ones that go beyond the traditional AA list. I know those.

MikeyJoe
04-13-2010, 06:06 PM
This is not going to go well.

DoeyHawk
04-13-2010, 06:07 PM
You post multiple HaLo goodbyes to return only a few hours later.

Debit One
04-13-2010, 06:17 PM
Urges to have sex with women of your own race is a sure sign of a drinking problem.

:-)

Debit One
04-13-2010, 06:17 PM
Feelings that you were wrong about Chairman O. are, on the other hand, quite normal.

Santa Anna's Leg
04-13-2010, 06:18 PM
Urges to have sex with women of your own race is a sure sign of a drinking problem.

:-)

Who said anything about my own race.

:)

Santa Anna's Leg
04-13-2010, 06:21 PM
Is trying to do a Wanda Sykes impression for your black coworker one of the signs?

I bet it is.

Corporate Raider
04-13-2010, 06:21 PM
If you don't care what you are drinking. For example, Natty Light, Thunderbird, 5'Oclock variety liqours....the taste matters little, the result is all you are after.

newsbreaker
04-13-2010, 06:22 PM
You know you have a drinking problem when you find yourself seeking advice from those less intelligent than you.

StinkyMcFadden
04-13-2010, 06:28 PM
Thinking of excuses to drink heavily.

Monster
04-13-2010, 06:33 PM
Not sure, but if you buy me a beer we can talk about it.

Santa Anna's Leg
04-13-2010, 06:35 PM
If you don't care what you are drinking. For example, Natty Light, Thunderbird, 5'Oclock variety liqours....the taste matters little, the result is all you are after.

Does switching to Barq's Root Beer with your Jack, because it's all that's left in the fridge, count? :)

01BizGrad
04-13-2010, 06:38 PM
If you don't care what you are drinking. For example, Natty Light, Thunderbird, 5'Oclock variety liqours....the taste matters little, the result is all you are after.

Does switching to Barq's Root Beer with your Jack, because it's all that's left in the fridge, count? :)

No.

Come back when you are using milk or lemon juice out of the little fake plastic lemon... or combining the two to see if that makes it any "better".

StinkyMcFadden
04-13-2010, 06:39 PM
If you're drinking heavily at home...by yourself...Houston, we have a problem.

I always used to wonder if I had a problem because I was usually the last one out whenever we went drinking, even if it was just for a few. Then I started drinking with Brant every once in awhile.

Summer is drinky time.

Santa Anna's Leg
04-13-2010, 06:40 PM
Come back when you are using milk or lemon juice out of the little fake plastic lemon... or combining the two to see if that makes it any "better".

Ever made a White Russian from the wife's baby juice?

Corporate Raider
04-13-2010, 06:41 PM
Come back when you are using milk or lemon juice out of the little fake plastic lemon... or combining the two to see if that makes it any "better".

Ever made a White Russian from the wife's baby juice?

No. But I now want to.

Debit One
04-13-2010, 06:42 PM
If you find yourself missing the good times at Bob Roe's with ol' TAIHawk, you might have a problem. ;)

Monster
04-13-2010, 06:42 PM
I'm afraid Sal's going to go all Mark Becker on someone.

Debit One
04-13-2010, 06:43 PM
I'm afraid Sal's going to go all Mark Becker on someone.

I'm sitting here laughing because there is a physical resemblance.

Santa Anna's Leg
04-13-2010, 06:44 PM
Come back when you are using milk or lemon juice out of the little fake plastic lemon... or combining the two to see if that makes it any "better".

Ever made a White Russian from the wife's baby juice?

No. But I now want to.

Waddya know? Maybe there's a market for this. Martini's with broken water in place of olive juice with a piece sliced placenta on the rim, perhaps?

Soda Popinski
04-13-2010, 06:44 PM
I've been drinking a lot lately too, but I'm ok with it.

Santa Anna's Leg
04-13-2010, 06:45 PM
I'm afraid Sal's going to go all Mark Becker on someone.

I'm sitting here laughing because there is a physical resemblance.

That's too far.

lbchawkeye
04-13-2010, 06:57 PM
Replacing your cell phone w/:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kzzLM2wUVXY/SNkLCc7yaHI/AAAAAAAAAGo/zlR-vbG2PpU/s400/belt+koozie.jpg

castichawk24
04-13-2010, 07:20 PM
If you don't care what you are drinking. For example, Natty Light, Thunderbird, 5'Oclock variety liqours....the taste matters little, the result is all you are after.

Does switching to Barq's Root Beer with your Jack, because it's all that's left in the fridge, count? :)

Ruining your Jack with soda sounds like a taste bud problem.

imissjoeyrange
04-13-2010, 07:58 PM
If you don't care what you are drinking. For example, Natty Light, Thunderbird, 5'Oclock variety liqours....the taste matters little, the result is all you are after.

Does switching to Barq's Root Beer with your Jack, because it's all that's left in the fridge, count? :)

No.

Come back when you are using milk or lemon juice out of the little fake plastic lemon... or combining the two to see if that makes it any "better".

If you're using mixers of any kind you don't have a problem. At least that's what someone told me once at a bar.

Santa Anna's Leg
04-13-2010, 08:03 PM
Ruining your Jack with soda sounds like a taste bud problem.

A soda can serves well to hide it from the suits.

castichawk24
04-13-2010, 08:07 PM
Ruining your Jack with soda sounds like a taste bud problem.

A soda can serves well to hide it from the suits.
.
:rollfloor: Well played, Santa Anna's Leg. When I leave the bar I work at I get a whiskey diet in a plastic cup so nobody will be the wiser when I take it for the road.

Gushawk
04-13-2010, 08:18 PM
I don't know if he has a problem, but if drinking gets Sal posting more, I'm okay with it.

Sambud
04-13-2010, 08:32 PM
I don't know if he has a problem, but if drinking gets Sal posting more, I'm okay with it.

Yeah, the Chas City lad has some posting chops.

Debit One
04-13-2010, 09:07 PM
I'm afraid Sal's going to go all Mark Becker on someone.

I'm sitting here laughing because there is a physical resemblance.

That's too far.

Are you denying it?

http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/wcfcourier.com/content/tncms/assets/editorial/a/b1/a25/ab1a2583-6535-59d7-a495-f04ff3327db9.preview-300.jpg

Santa Anna's Leg
04-13-2010, 09:08 PM
very much so

Verbal
04-13-2010, 09:12 PM
I'll tell you what definitely isn't a sign: drinking Hamm's on a Tuesday night while listening to Blue Jays baseball just to drown out the wife, kids and American Idol.

danish_hawkeye
04-13-2010, 10:31 PM
unless you are out drinking me this thead is one big fail.....

MikeyJoe
04-13-2010, 11:48 PM
Sal always struck me as a slightly less dashing Russel Crowe.

blacklespaul
04-14-2010, 08:22 AM
I look at it this way, if you can take a day or two off from drinking, and it doesn't nag at you, you don't have a big problem. unless you take a couple days off because you are passed out cold drunk. Then, you have a problem.

Mrs. BLP
04-14-2010, 08:35 AM
Drinking to the point of peeing in stranger's clothes hampers.

Monster
04-14-2010, 08:41 AM
Drinking to the point of peeing in stranger's clothes hampers.

I think you can safely drop the above adjective.

Jimmie Dimmick
04-14-2010, 08:51 AM
If you're on here posting at 2am with me on a weekday, then you have a problem.

L. Wade Childress
04-14-2010, 09:22 AM
quit being a pussy, beer is good.

CUIHAWk
04-14-2010, 09:27 AM
Just think of it of your way of helping the economy.

brantshawks
04-14-2010, 09:27 AM
Thinking of excuses to drink heavily.

Speaking of which, do you want to celebrate National Pecan Day today with some beers?

Monster
04-14-2010, 09:30 AM
Thinking of excuses to drink heavily.

Speaking of which, do you want to celebrate National Pecan Day today with some beers?

I've already put down a 6-pack of this today, in honor of Pecans.

http://www.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MSG2zXakRDg/SwKbVTNWPwI/AAAAAAAABe4/FhirrFyVZqw/s400/LazyMagnoliaSouthernPecan.jpg&usg=AFQjCNH0mF49qx9WaHPjN9sH_KTpqS5D1Q

Santa Anna's Leg
06-24-2010, 01:14 AM
Haven't managed to slow this down. Bar at lunch, closing bars 4-5 nights a week.

Mint.com says I spent ~1k on 'bars & alcohol' already this month, and I am not a wealthy man. Having a ton of fun, but not sure how sustainable this is.....

douglasbader
06-24-2010, 01:15 AM
Haven't managed to slow this down. Bar at lunch, closing bars 4-5 nights a week.

Mint.com says I spent ~1k on 'bars & alcohol' already this month, and I am not a wealthy man. Having a ton of fun, but not sure how sustainable this is.....

How many guys have you blown?

Santa Anna's Leg
06-24-2010, 01:18 AM
Haven't managed to slow this down. Bar at lunch, closing bars 4-5 nights a week.

Mint.com says I spent ~1k on 'bars & alcohol' already this month, and I am not a wealthy man. Having a ton of fun, but not sure how sustainable this is.....

How many guys have you blown?

Circumsized or un?

RecreationalGynecologist
06-24-2010, 01:19 AM
Looks like skinny Sal has a stalker!

douglasbader
06-24-2010, 01:24 AM
Haven't managed to slow this down. Bar at lunch, closing bars 4-5 nights a week.

Mint.com says I spent ~1k on 'bars & alcohol' already this month, and I am not a wealthy man. Having a ton of fun, but not sure how sustainable this is.....

How many guys have you blown?

Circumsized or un?

Circumsized of course.

You can't really count un, the same way that gunhand in Unforgiven only gave the number of white people he had killed and left the Mexicans he killed in a separate total.

So what is the ballpark? One per night in the subway or alley on the walk home?

Does Boston have subways?

nikolausp
06-24-2010, 01:45 AM
I'll tell you what definitely isn't a sign: drinking Hamm's on a Tuesday night while listening to Blue Jays baseball just to drown out the wife, kids and American Idol.


My dad and his dad used to work at Hamm's wayyyy back in the day.

nikolausp
06-24-2010, 01:46 AM
I would say a rather apparent sign that one might have a drinking problem, is if you yourself are wondering if you might have a drinking problem... Chances are you know yourself pretty well...

Santa Anna's Leg
06-24-2010, 01:47 AM
Okay. For 2010. I'd estimate 0.65 per day. I know the conventional wisdom says 'a cock a day keeps the doctor away' but sometimes I don't have the energy.

RecreationalGynecologist
06-24-2010, 01:47 AM
?

nikolausp
06-24-2010, 01:50 AM
Okay. For 2010. I'd estimate 0.65 per day. I know the conventional wisdom says 'a cock a day keeps the doctor away' but sometimes I don't have the energy.



You're averaging .65 cocks per day? Do you have spreadsheets or something? Graphs?

Debit One
06-24-2010, 05:33 AM
Haven't managed to slow this down. Bar at lunch, closing bars 4-5 nights a week.

Mint.com says I spent ~1k on 'bars & alcohol' already this month, and I am not a wealthy man. Having a ton of fun, but not sure how sustainable this is.....

Bar at lunch = substantial problem (but you knew that)

nolookpass
06-24-2010, 07:04 AM
sounds like a raging case of pussyitis. The drinking and narcisim(sp)are just symptoms, not the root of your evil.

blacklespaul
06-24-2010, 07:36 AM
this thread has taken an unfortunate turn.

r4hawks
06-24-2010, 08:09 AM
Okay. For 2010. I'd estimate 0.65 per day. I know the conventional wisdom says 'a cock a day keeps the doctor away' but sometimes I don't have the energy.



You're averaging .65 cocks per day? Do you have spreadsheets or something? Graphs?

Probably pie charts .

Mrs. G
06-24-2010, 08:19 AM
Just a few thoughts for you SAL:

1. Get out of Boston. It is a wonderful, clean city, but over-priced and an Iowa boy will never be fully accepted there in any circle unless he is high up in academia and/or the medical industry.

2. Get a real hobby other than drinking. One that you actually plan for and participate in when not at work. I've seen people make 'real' hobbies out of just about everything. Again, it should be something that doesn't center around or involve alcohol.

3. Go see a therapist. (Disclaimer: many therapists will not work with someone who has a drinking problem until that person has gone through treatment and even then will likely direct the person on to an addiction counselor. I'm not dogging on addiction counselors, but they tend to see the world through a single lense, which in your case, might actually be a good thing).

4. Learn to be your own best friend. The more you respect yourself, the less debt you will run up and the better you will treat others (hence leading to them liking you more and wanting to be around you without you "buying" their friendship through alcohol).

5. Grow-up and accept the fact that lots of drinking just isn't cool at your age. Seriously, the college girls in the bar who you are buying drinks probably snicker at you when they go to the bathroom and talk about that pathetic old man who is putting all of their drinks on his credit card. For young women, a man as little as 3 years older than them is often viewed as "old", "washed up" and/or a "pervert".

Legend12
06-24-2010, 08:26 AM
5. Grow-up and accept the fact that lots of drinking just isn't cool at your age. Seriously, the college girls in the bar who you are buying drinks probably snicker at you when they go to the bathroom and talk about that pathetic old man who is putting all of their drinks on his credit card. For young women, a man as little as 3 years older than them is often viewed as "old", "washed up" and/or a "pervert".

Fuck.

jabberja
06-24-2010, 08:28 AM
5. Grow-up and accept the fact that lots of drinking just isn't cool at your age. Seriously, the college girls in the bar who you are buying drinks probably snicker at you when they go to the bathroom and talk about that pathetic old man who is putting all of their drinks on his credit card. For young women, a man as little as 3 years older than them is often viewed as "old", "washed up" and/or a "pervert".

Fuck.

Girls can be so cruel.

MikeyJoe
06-24-2010, 08:33 AM
5. Grow-up and accept the fact that lots of drinking just isn't cool at your age. Seriously, the college girls in the bar who you are buying drinks probably snicker at you when they go to the bathroom and talk about that pathetic old man who is putting all of their drinks on his credit card. For young women, a man as little as 3 years older than them is often viewed as "old", "washed up" and/or a "pervert".

Fuck.
lol

Mrs. G
06-24-2010, 08:41 AM
5. Grow-up and accept the fact that lots of drinking just isn't cool at your age. Seriously, the college girls in the bar who you are buying drinks probably snicker at you when they go to the bathroom and talk about that pathetic old man who is putting all of their drinks on his credit card. For young women, a man as little as 3 years older than them is often viewed as "old", "washed up" and/or a "pervert".

Fuck.

Girls can be so cruel.

Exactly. That's why men should stick to women and stop trying to feel cool about themselves by hanging out with girls.

Mrs. G
06-24-2010, 08:45 AM
BTW, SAL, whatever you do, you should NOT get married and have kids in an effort to fix this current "life purpose melancholy" you are experiencing. Marriages have the greatest chance of success if both people feel relatively stable and happy at the time they meet rather than looking for someone in hopes that they will then start to feel stable and happy as a result of meeting someone.

Monster
06-24-2010, 09:23 AM
Fuck.

Girls can be so cruel.

Exactly. That's why men should stick to women and stop trying to feel cool about themselves by hanging out with girls.

Yeah, that's a great idea.

I didn't get married until I was 30. I have a bit of experience trying to meet females at the clubs. The so-called women out there who are still hitting the club scene at the advanced age of 28 or so are so damn bitter - generally speaking - that the glass slipper didn't fit that you can't talk to them for more than 2 minutes without wanting to go outside and walk in front of a DART bus. Which isn't hard to do these days.

HoundedHawk
06-24-2010, 10:42 AM
"Been drinking a lot lately" - You have a drinking problem.

JohnnyBootstrapsUSA#1fan
06-24-2010, 10:49 AM
1. Get out of Boston. It is a wonderful, clean city, but over-priced and an Iowa boy will never be fully accepted there in any circle unless he is high up in academia and/or the medical industry.

Boston is a beautiful place, but what you've said here is arguably true even if a person is working in a relatively prestigious position in academia.

Jimmie Dimmick
06-24-2010, 10:51 AM
Seems like it's more about the money to you, than the actual drinking. Drink cheaper alcohol, until you realize that the good stuff is worth the added expense, and stop buying chicks drinks.

ned rierson
06-24-2010, 10:54 AM
If you don't care what you are drinking. For example, Natty Light, Thunderbird, 5'Oclock variety liqours....the taste matters little, the result is all you are after.

Does switching to Barq's Root Beer with your Jack, because it's all that's left in the fridge, count? :)

No, but requiring something to mix Jack with makes you a giant p&ssy.

Mr. Hawk
06-24-2010, 10:54 AM
The martini is the officially sanctioned FY2010 Halo drink of choice.

Jimmie Dimmick
06-24-2010, 10:58 AM
The martini is the officially sanctioned FY2010 Halo drink of choice.

martinis suck

Karl Hungus
06-24-2010, 10:59 AM
Learn to be your own best friend.

What does this even mean?

brantshawks
06-24-2010, 10:59 AM
I like beer.

Karl Hungus
06-24-2010, 11:00 AM
The martini is the officially sanctioned FY2010 Halo drink of choice.

Gin or Vodka?

brantshawks
06-24-2010, 11:02 AM
http://www.browniepointsblog.com/wordpress/wp-images/2008/01/bacon_vodka.jpg

Mr. Hawk
06-24-2010, 11:02 AM
The martini is the officially sanctioned FY2010 Halo drink of choice.

Gin or Vodka?
Gin

ThePracticalPundit
06-24-2010, 11:03 AM
The martini is the officially sanctioned FY2010 Halo drink of choice.

Gin or Vodka?

If it isn't gin, it isn't really a martini.

RecreationalGynecologist
06-24-2010, 11:04 AM
Plenty of college girls in larger cities dig older guys for some reason or another.

The mother of my son (my gf) is 25. I'm 36 age in many cases is not a big deal, but that depends on the two people involved.

As for Boston, I tend to agree, but I do not think it is as big of a "research" town as some may think. Sure Harvard, BU and BC etc are located there, but still..He's a scientist, maybe he could look towards the research triad in the Chapel Hill/Raleigh/Durham area in NC. Cheaper way of live, better pay and nicer weather.

r4hawks
06-24-2010, 11:05 AM
If we dont stop talking about this my golf day is starting early .

Jimmie Dimmick
06-24-2010, 11:05 AM
The martini is the officially sanctioned FY2010 Halo drink of choice.

Gin or Vodka?
Gin

take a swig out of your car's gas tank, it's the same shit

Whatever
06-24-2010, 11:05 AM
Learn to be your own best friend.

What does this even mean?

I think she's telling him to masturbate more.

Karl Hungus
06-24-2010, 11:10 AM
The martini is the officially sanctioned FY2010 Halo drink of choice.

Gin or Vodka?

If it isn't gin, it isn't really a martini.

Technically, but this is a Post-James Bond world we're living in...

I assumed Gin because of the decleration by MR Hawk, but I needed clarification.

r4hawks
06-24-2010, 11:15 AM
Gin or Vodka?
Gin

take a swig out of your car's gas tank, it's the same shit


I've always said that too. I'm fairly certain my lawnmower would run on it .

Mr. Hawk
06-24-2010, 11:19 AM
The proper union of gin and vermouth is a great and sudden glory; it is one of the happiest marriages on earth, and one of the shortest lived.

ThePracticalPundit
06-24-2010, 11:20 AM
Gin or Vodka?
Gin

take a swig out of your car's gas tank, it's the same shit

Then stop drinking cheap, shitty gin.

Jimmie Dimmick
06-24-2010, 11:22 AM
Gin

take a swig out of your car's gas tank, it's the same shit

Then stop drinking cheap, shitty gin.

my FIL's drink is straight gin, so I've had great, good and bad gin, they all suck.

hawkchick79
06-24-2010, 11:41 AM
The martini is the officially sanctioned FY2010 Halo drink of choice.

Chocolate or key lime pie martini?

douglasbader
06-24-2010, 11:42 AM
Can we get back on topic of discussing how Sal is a homo?

Jimmie Dimmick
06-24-2010, 11:46 AM
Can we get back on topic of discussing how Sal is a homo?

dead horse

brantshawks
06-24-2010, 11:52 AM
Can we get back on topic of discussing how Sal is a homo?

dead horse

Leave his ex out of this.

RecreationalGynecologist
06-24-2010, 11:52 AM
Drinking Keystone is a sure sign of alcoholism

Jimmie Dimmick
06-24-2010, 11:53 AM
drinking keystone is a sure sign of alcoholism

we landed on the moon!

Soda Popinski
06-24-2010, 11:54 AM
I won my court hearing this morning so I'm going spend the rest of today drinking. I don't think I have a problem though.

brantshawks
06-24-2010, 11:55 AM
Drinking Keystone is a sure sign of alcoholism

Good thing I drink Keystone Light then.

brantshawks
06-24-2010, 11:55 AM
I won my court hearing this morning so I'm going spend the rest of today drinking. I don't think I have a problem though.

Where?

:)

RecreationalGynecologist
06-24-2010, 11:55 AM
There is a Keystone Heavy?

Monster
06-24-2010, 12:09 PM
I like pie.

Legend12
06-24-2010, 12:31 PM
1. Get out of Boston. It is a wonderful, clean city, but over-priced and an Iowa boy will never be fully accepted there in any circle unless he is high up in academia and/or the medical industry.


I found that in the places I have lived that I the easiest way to get "accepted" by the locals is to not be a douchebag.

imissjoeyrange
06-24-2010, 12:37 PM
1. Get out of Boston. It is a wonderful, clean city, but over-priced and an Iowa boy will never be fully accepted there in any circle unless he is high up in academia and/or the medical industry.


I found that in the places I have lived that I the easiest way to get "accepted" by the locals is to not be a douchebag.

I've always found that it is best to drink a lot.

bearbull24.5
06-24-2010, 12:42 PM
Maybe if you would share some of your pot with the locals they wouldnt think you were such a prick

Soda Popinski
06-24-2010, 12:45 PM
Maybe if you would share some of your pot with the locals they wouldnt think you were such a prick

:rotf:

Santa Anna's Leg
06-24-2010, 12:48 PM
Where does this idea that I'm not fitting in in Boston come from? You think I'm out drinking alone?

Jimmie Dimmick
06-24-2010, 12:49 PM
Where does this idea that I'm not fitting in in Boston come from? You think I'm out drinking alone?

if you're looking for dicks in Boston, I'm sure you have plenty of friends

cjhawks
06-24-2010, 12:49 PM
You think I'm out drinking alone?

Well...........yes

Mr. Hawk
06-24-2010, 12:52 PM
Where does this idea that I'm not fitting in in Boston come from? You think I'm out drinking alone?
There's nothing wrong with drinking alone. The faddish and unsupported prohibition against it is one of those insipid things that the commoners like to repeat to themselves and with each other without really knowing what they're saying.

jabberja
06-24-2010, 12:52 PM
I know of a guy who is mentally retarded. When he receives his monthly government check, he takes it to the bar and buys drinks for everyone. Like Sal, he doesn't drink alone.

Jimmie Dimmick
06-24-2010, 12:52 PM
Where does this idea that I'm not fitting in in Boston come from? You think I'm out drinking alone?
There's nothing wrong with drinking alone. The faddish and unsupported prohibition against it is one of those insipid things that the commoners like to repeat without really knowing what they're saying.

he speaks the truth!

bearbull24.5
06-24-2010, 12:53 PM
Where does this idea that I'm not fitting in in Boston come from? You think I'm out drinking alone?

I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Now, every morning, just before breakfast,
I don't want no coffee or tea.
Just me and my good buddy Weiser.
That's all I ever need.

Cause I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Now, the other night I lay sleeping,
And I woke from a terrible dream.
So I called up my pal, Jack Daniels,
And his partner Jimmy Beam.

And we drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Well, the other night I got invited to a party,
But I stayed home instead.
Just me and my pal Johnny Walker,
And his brothers Black and Red.

And we drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Well, my whole family done give up on me,
And it makes me feel so bad.
The only one who'll hang out with me
Is my dear old Granddad.

And we drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

cjhawks
06-24-2010, 01:52 PM
Where does this idea that I'm not fitting in in Boston come from? You think I'm out drinking alone?

I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Now, every morning, just before breakfast,
I don't want no coffee or tea.
Just me and my good buddy Weiser.
That's all I ever need.

Cause I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Now, the other night I lay sleeping,
And I woke from a terrible dream.
So I called up my pal, Jack Daniels,
And his partner Jimmy Beam.

And we drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Well, the other night I got invited to a party,
But I stayed home instead.
Just me and my pal Johnny Walker,
And his brothers Black and Red.

And we drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Well, my whole family done give up on me,
And it makes me feel so bad.
The only one who'll hang out with me
Is my dear old Granddad.

And we drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Thorogood rocks

Karl Hungus
06-24-2010, 02:20 PM
Where does this idea that I'm not fitting in in Boston come from? You think I'm out drinking alone?

Just Mrs. G making shit up again

Verbal
06-24-2010, 02:41 PM
I guess I shouldn't feel guilty spending $50 or so a month on alcohol. A thousand bucks? Take up High Life.

Mo T
06-24-2010, 03:35 PM
I guess I shouldn't feel guilty spending $50 or so a month on alcohol. A thousand bucks? Take up High Life.

I skipped over a bunch of posts.....Is someone really spending a thousand? Crap, there are several problems, with drinking being one.

danish_hawkeye
06-24-2010, 03:37 PM
i'm not sure I even spend $1,000 for booze on ragbrai, but of course I know most of the bartenders....

Verbal
06-24-2010, 03:38 PM
I guess I shouldn't feel guilty spending $50 or so a month on alcohol. A thousand bucks? Take up High Life.

I skipped over a bunch of posts.....Is someone really spending a thousand? Crap, there are several problems, with drinking being one.

This thread began in April and was bumped yesterday with this:

http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/showpost.php?p=1030058&postcount=43

Santa Anna's Leg
07-16-2010, 01:35 PM
Last night I fell asleep on the sidewalk outside the falafel place while laying down to finish a phone call.

That's not good, but at least I didn't go home with Porsche and her friend as my buddy did. Small victories......

cjhawks
07-16-2010, 01:38 PM
Last night I fell asleep on the sidewalk outside the falafel place while laying down to finish a phone call.

That's not good, but at least I didn't go home with Porsche and her friend as my buddy did. Small victories......

you didn't fall asleep Sal, you passed the eff out.

danish_hawkeye
07-16-2010, 01:41 PM
Last night I fell asleep on the sidewalk outside the falafel place while laying down to finish a phone call.

That's not good, but at least I didn't go home with Porsche and her friend as my buddy did. Small victories......

how was the falafel?

Santa Anna's Leg
07-16-2010, 01:42 PM
Last night I fell asleep on the sidewalk outside the falafel place while laying down to finish a phone call.

That's not good, but at least I didn't go home with Porsche and her friend as my buddy did. Small victories......

you didn't fall asleep Sal, you passed the eff out.

hehe. probably true.

Really though, this last incident doesn't fit with what I was describing in this thread. I've been pretty tame since the fourth of July. Haven't really been drinking during the day and I was in the woods on the weekend and will be again this weekend. The pattern appears broken....

Gushawk
07-16-2010, 01:42 PM
In the list of issues you need to address, I'm not sure avoiding random sex (even with strippers) outranks moderating your drinking. You can at least better protect yourself from potential catastrophic harm when it comes to the former.

Santa Anna's Leg
07-16-2010, 01:43 PM
Last night I fell asleep on the sidewalk outside the falafel place while laying down to finish a phone call.

That's not good, but at least I didn't go home with Porsche and her friend as my buddy did. Small victories......

how was the falafel?

When I woke up and ordered, they said they were out of falafels. They made me some hummus sandwich in a pita, but I found it sitting next to me on the couch this morning.

MikeyJoe
07-16-2010, 01:44 PM
Last night I fell asleep on the sidewalk outside the falafel place while laying down to finish a phone call.

That's not good, but at least I didn't go home with Porsche and her friend as my buddy did. Small victories......

you didn't fall asleep Sal, you passed the eff out.

hehe. probably true.

Really though, this last incident doesn't fit with what I was describing in this thread. I've been pretty tame since the fourth of July. Haven't really been drinking during the day and I was in the woods on the weekend and will be again this weekend. The pattern appears broken....
Well at least your problem is improving besides the whole passing out drunk on the street thing.

TH1974
07-16-2010, 01:48 PM
This sounds like Nolesfan's gambling thread.

Santa Anna's Leg
07-16-2010, 01:50 PM
In the list of issues you need to address, I'm not sure avoiding random sex (even with strippers) outranks moderating your drinking.

hehe. Porsche does sound like a stripper name, but I don't think she was. She was just black.

brantshawks
07-16-2010, 01:51 PM
I'd kill everyone withing 30 feet of me for a beer right now.

imissjoeyrange
07-16-2010, 01:55 PM
I guess I shouldn't feel guilty spending $50 or so a month on alcohol. A thousand bucks? Take up High Life.

I skipped over a bunch of posts.....Is someone really spending a thousand? Crap, there are several problems, with drinking being one.

I don't think it's that crazy. I spend about $1k/month on "going out" which includes meals and cabs, but is mostly booze. My problem is that I don't drink alone. It is much cheaper to drink at home, but I don't keep alcohol in my apartment.

I have a friend who spends $2k/month in a tame month.

Santa Anna's Leg
07-16-2010, 02:01 PM
I don't think it's that crazy. I spend about $1k/month on "going out" which includes meals and cabs, but is mostly booze.


Yeah, it's not that hard to spend 1k a month on entertainment. But I'm not a wealthy guy, I have to budget a little. 1k is approaching a quarter of my monthly income.

HawkLax6
07-16-2010, 02:02 PM
It is much cheaper to drink at home, but I don't keep alcohol in my apartment.

You don't want to stay at your apt and party with Steve!?!

Monster
07-16-2010, 02:45 PM
Last night I fell asleep on the sidewalk outside the falafel place while laying down to finish a phone call.

That's not good, but at least I didn't go home with Porsche and her friend as my buddy did. Small victories......

how was the falafel?

When I woke up and ordered, they said they were out of falafels. They made me some hummus sandwich in a pita, but I found it sitting next to me on the couch this morning.

That would make me hurl.

WTF ever happened to McD's when you're hammered?

Santa Anna's Leg
07-16-2010, 02:50 PM
That would make me hurl.

WTF ever happened to McD's when you're hammered?

The falafel is great late night food. They have the lamb on a stick stuff too, but I don't get down like that.

Late at night in Cambridge it's either pizza or the Falafel Palace.

brantshawks
07-16-2010, 02:51 PM
I'd kill everyone withing 50 feet of me for a beer right now.

Monster
07-16-2010, 02:52 PM
I'd kill everyone withing 50 feet of me for a beer right now.

Jesus. His kill radius is expanding at an alarming rate.

danish_hawkeye
07-16-2010, 02:53 PM
I'd kill everyone withing 50 feet of me for a beer right now.


deal!! I'm on my way out with a beer for ya