Is Santa Anna's Leg crying out for help?

[TallGrass]

His posting today has me rather worried. You can talk to us SAL, we're here for you & we'll help.

[TallGrass]

It's not your fault
http://phoenix.fanster.com/blackjesusdisciples/files/2009/02/its-not-your-fault.jpg

[Mr. Hawk]

I think he's pretty close to cracking altogether. I'm concerned.

[Debit One]

I'm afraid that he is going to walk into the HaLo weightroom and put a cap into MH.

[MitchyKramer]

1st he talks about stress at work...now he wants advice on his 2nd generation Mexican GF...I'm worried

[Hawk4Life94]

I think he's pretty close to cracking altogether. I'm concerned.

I agree.

We're on the verge of a TAI meltdown.

[castichawk24]

I'm afraid that he is going to walk into the HaLo weightroom and put a cap into MH.

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/6401703g69.gif

[Santa Anna's Leg]

All I really want is for someone to hold me and tell me everything is going to be all right.

[newsbreaker]

If Sal turns out to be 4 self-absorbed pricks, I'm going to be real pissed.

[Santa Anna's Leg]

1st he talks about stress at work...now he wants advice on his 2nd generation Mexican GF...I'm worried

No Mexi here. That's another source of concern....

[castichawk24]

All I really want is for someone to hold me and tell me everything is going to be all right.

His grammar is even slipping!! You wouldn't normally expect that from SAL.

[newsbreaker]

1st he talks about stress at work...now he wants advice on his 2nd generation Mexican GF...I'm worried

No Mexi here. That's another source of concern....

Oh shit. Did you alienate us from our neighbors to the south?

[MitchyKramer]

1st he talks about stress at work...now he wants advice on his 2nd generation Mexican GF...I'm worried

No Mexi here. That's another source of concern....

Miss a day....miss a lot

[Santa Anna's Leg]

If Sal turns out to be 4 self-absorbed pricks, I'm going to be real pissed.

You thought it would take at least 8 self-absorbed pricks to add up to all that is me, didn't you.

Your mistake was in assuming self-absorption is additive, there are feeder states that make it non-linear.

[Santa Anna's Leg]

1st he talks about stress at work...now he wants advice on his 2nd generation Mexican GF...I'm worried

No Mexi here. That's another source of concern....

Oh shit. Did you alienate us from our neighbors to the south?

Maybe. I'm now concerned for north American relations. I may have to terminate this relationship for hemispheric stability.

[newsbreaker]

If Sal turns out to be 4 self-absorbed pricks, I'm going to be real pissed.

You thought it would take at least 8 self-absorbed pricks to add up to all that is me, didn't you.

Your mistake was in assuming self-absorption is additive, there are feeder states that make it non-linear.

I've met people from Chuck City before. I knew one man could do it all.

[Hawk4Life94]

What if Sal really is TAI and the meeting in the bar was Sal having a beer with himself and then going on the board and actually trash talking his own drinking/one toothed-self?

I'm picturing Sal sitting in his apartment putting it all together last night a la Edward Norton in Fight Club.

[Santa Anna's Leg]

What if Sal really is TAI and the meeting in the bar was Sal having a beer with himself and then going on the board and actually trash talking his own drinking/one toothed-self?

I'm picturing Sal sitting in his apartment putting it all together last night a la Edward Norton in Fight Club.

The funny thing about that is that I actually am not a missing tooth beast for the next few months.

I sprung for the temporary tooth, so you might not know it, but every morning I wake up to a toothless me in the mirror.

[Santa Anna's Leg]

I've met people from Chuck City before. I knew one man could do it all.

Is that why you're so insecure about me? Did one of the guys from the motherland take your lady in college?

[Hawk4Life94]

What if Sal really is TAI and the meeting in the bar was Sal having a beer with himself and then going on the board and actually trash talking his own drinking/one toothed-self?

I'm picturing Sal sitting in his apartment putting it all together last night a la Edward Norton in Fight Club.

The funny thing about that is that I actually am not a missing tooth beast for the next few months.

I sprung for the temporary tooth, so you might not know it, but every morning I wake up to a toothless me in the mirror.


Your inner TAI.

[newsbreaker]

I've met people from Chuck City before. I knew one man could do it all.

Is that why you're so insecure about me? Did one of the guys from the motherland take your lady in college?

You've figured me out. I am jealous of all that you are. Your presence here reminds me of everything I wish I could be. Every time your name appears I am transformed into a puddle of insecure goo.

Teach me sal. Please. Teach me.

[Hawk4Life94]

I've met people from Chuck City before. I knew one man could do it all.

Is that why you're so insecure about me? Did one of the guys from the motherland take your lady in college?

You've figured me out. I am jealous of all that you are. Your presence here reminds me of everything I wish I could be. Every time your name appears I am transformed into a puddle of insecure goo.

Teach me sal. Please. Teach me.

Newsey...you're ready. You may now join the Cult of Sal.

[SidJefferies]

I've met people from Chuck City before. I knew one man could do it all.

Is that why you're so insecure about me? Did one of the guys from the motherland take your lady in college?

You've figured me out. I am jealous of all that you are. Your presence here reminds me of everything I wish I could be. Every time your name appears I am transformed into a puddle of insecure goo.

Touch me sal. Please. Touch me.


Fixed.

[TallGrass]

All I really want is for someone to hold me and tell me everything is going to be all right.

It's not your fault
http://phoenix.fanster.com/blackjesusdisciples/files/2009/02/its-not-your-fault.jpg
.

[Santa Anna's Leg]

All I really want is for someone to hold me and tell me everything is going to be all right.

It's not your fault
http://phoenix.fanster.com/blackjesusdisciples/files/2009/02/its-not-your-fault.jpg
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Don't fuck with me Sean.

[TallGrass]

It's not your fault
http://phoenix.fanster.com/blackjesusdisciples/files/2009/02/its-not-your-fault.jpg
.

[Santa Anna's Leg]

It's not your fault
http://phoenix.fanster.com/blackjesusdisciples/files/2009/02/its-not-your-fault.jpg
.

http://sieabah.net/random/randomgifs/dawson_crying.gif

[Edgecrusher7711]

Watching D. Rose ass rape Rondo tonight might just push him over the edge. ;)

[TallGrass]

It's not your fault
http://phoenix.fanster.com/blackjesusdisciples/files/2009/02/its-not-your-fault.jpg
.

http://sieabah.net/random/randomgifs/dawson_crying.gif
Now, go see about that girl.

[PhilHartman]

All I really want is for someone to hold me and tell me everything is going to be all right.

But it's not.