Do we have a police report thread? - Page 3

Jimmie Dimmick · 10-19-2012, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aloha Mr. Hand

You can be charged with public intox under the Iowa statute even if you are at 0.00 BAC, if you are "simulat(ing) intoxication".

Link.

yup

Nigeria · 11-11-2012, 09:40 PM

http://police.uiowa.edu/news/ui-poli...t-information/

Great report this week featuring pants pooping and a crazy old man.

TallGrass · 11-11-2012, 09:46 PM

And brothers apparently

gable_guy · 11-11-2012, 09:58 PM

Wurz, Donald Erich, 51 of Naperville, IL for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1443 hours. Wurz was asked to leave the stadium and he refused. Wurz had slurred speech and poor balance. Wurz admitted drinking rum. Wurz refused PBT.

Weggeman, Peter A, 54 of Naperville, IL for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1443 hours. Weggeman refused to leave Kinnick and told security to “f*** off.” Weggeman admitted drinking Rum. Weggeman refused PBT.

Wiegand, Christopher M, 52 of Naperville, IL for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1443 hours. Wiegand was asked to leave Kinnick and he refused. Wiegand had slurred speech and had a smell of alcohol on his breath. Wiegand admitted drinking. Wiegand refused PBT.

Bet the ride home was filled with a few expletives and Ice Cube songs...

Soda Popinski · 11-11-2012, 09:59 PM

lol

nolookpass · 11-11-2012, 10:01 PM

the 'Dubbs" is a notorious street gang of 50 year old dudes from the mean streets of naperville.

L. Wade Childress · 11-11-2012, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by nolookpass

the 'Dubbs" is a notorious street gang of 50 year old dudes from the mean streets of naperville.

Bwahahahahaha

eclone · 11-12-2012, 10:21 AM

That's a spry 72 year old, leaping field barriers and kicking cops..

Quote:

A 72-year-old Iowa City man arrested at Kinnick Stadium last year reportedly was at it again Saturday.According to a University of Iowa police gameday arrests news release, officers asked James C. Knapp to leave the stadium, but he refused to follow the officers’ commands, yelled and used profanity within earshot of other fans.

After being placed in a holding cell, Knapp allegedly attempted to escape and also reportedly kicked a Johnson County sheriff’s deputy.

Knapp was arrested and charged with assault on a peace officer, disorderly conduct and interference with official acts.

Knapp also was arrested after the Sept. 24, 2011, Iowa football game after he allegedly jumped over a barrier on to the field at the 50-yard line. Police said that when officers told Knapp he needed to exit, he resisted their orders and began yelling and swearing. When he was told he was under arrest, police said he continued to resist officers.

Knapp was charged with assault on peace officers, interference with official acts and criminal trespass for that incident.

hawkeyealum · 11-12-2012, 01:45 PM

Is this Nile's grandpa? Maybe's hes pissed grandson didn't get a ride

Will McCoy · 11-25-2012, 07:50 PM

Almost ended up in this thread. Poop.

Kamala · 11-25-2012, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Will McCoy

Almost ended up in this thread. Poop.

Do tell.

Will McCoy · 11-25-2012, 08:00 PM

Long story short. We snuck beers in. Some dickhead Iowa fan reported us about 5 minutes into the game and we got kicked out.

Monster · 11-25-2012, 08:05 PM

Hey, rules are rules. My kids didn't need to see that shit.

Hawk4Life94 · 11-25-2012, 08:15 PM

Who sneaks beers in?

Everyone knows you only sneak in mini bottles.

KitKatApples · 11-25-2012, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Will McCoy

Long story short. We snuck beers in. Some dickhead Iowa fan reported us about 5 minutes into the game and we got kicked out.

You're fucking kidding. was this when you were in your seats.

L. Wade Childress · 11-25-2012, 08:23 PM

I never bring in alcohol but that is bush league unless you were wasted obnoxious.

Hawk4Life94 · 11-25-2012, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L. Wade Childress

I never bring in alcohol but that is bush league unless you were wasted obnoxious.

I didn't go to any games this year, but I can't imagine suffering through this season with no booze in the stands.

KitKatApples · 11-25-2012, 08:24 PM

saw three dudes blow chunks then get picked up by the cops at half time by the student section.

Gushawk · 11-25-2012, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawk4Life94

Who sneaks beers in?

Everyone knows you only sneak in mini bottles.

You just can't do it anymore with all the cameras and cell phones. Liquor is the only option. It sorta sucks.

Richard Saunders · 11-25-2012, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KitKatApples

saw three dudes blow chunks then get picked up by the cops at half time by the student section.

How big is Chunks's dick? Was it really small, or did it just look small compared to his fat body? Were they all able to fit their mouth on a part of his dick at once, or did some have to gargle his balls?

douglasbader · 11-25-2012, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Richard Saunders

Quote:

Originally Posted by KitKatApples

saw three dudes blow chunks then get picked up by the cops at half time by the student section.

How big is Chunks's dick? Was it really small, or did it just look small compared to his fat body? Were they all able to fit their mouth on a part of his dick at once, or did some have to gargle his balls?

Wow. F-

Hawk4Life94 · 11-25-2012, 08:39 PM

Dick really sucks at this message board thing.

Monster · 11-25-2012, 08:40 PM

That was uncomfortable.

L. Wade Childress · 11-25-2012, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gushawk

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawk4Life94

Who sneaks beers in?

Everyone knows you only sneak in mini bottles.

You just can't do it anymore with all the cameras and cell phones. Liquor is the only option. It sorta sucks.

Help me understand this comment. Are you saying that someone will take a picture of your contraband, show the cops, and they will ticket you?

Gushawk · 11-25-2012, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L. Wade Childress

Help me understand this comment. Are you saying that someone will take a picture of your contraband, show the cops, and they will ticket you?

I'm saying that they have done text reporting system for alcohol policy violations and that + eye in the sky capability + silver beer can = pwnage. We had people escorted out of our section on a weekly basis last year

L. Wade Childress · 11-25-2012, 08:56 PM

Thats shitty of iowa fans. Snitches get stitches.

Hollywood Hawkeye · 11-27-2012, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gushawk

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawk4Life94

Who sneaks beers in?

Everyone knows you only sneak in mini bottles.

You just can't do it anymore with all the cameras and cell phones. Liquor is the only option. It sorta sucks.

Liquor being the only option sucks?? One of the funnier things I have read in awhile. Liquor is amazing, nothing like a little Canadian Club whisky on football Saturday.

Will McCoy · 11-27-2012, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawk4Life94

Who sneaks beers in?

Everyone knows you only sneak in mini bottles.

Me. We've done it 1 or 2 times a year each of the past 4 seasons. Never had a problem.

Quote:

Originally Posted by KitKatApples

Quote:

Originally Posted by Will McCoy

Long story short. We snuck beers in. Some dickhead Iowa fan reported us about 5 minutes into the game and we got kicked out.

You're fucking kidding. was this when you were in your seats.

We were in our seats.

Quote:

Originally Posted by L. Wade Childress

I never bring in alcohol but that is bush league unless you were wasted obnoxious.

Not obnoxious, not even wasted. Total bush league.

Quote:

Originally Posted by L. Wade Childress

Thats shitty of iowa fans. Snitches get stitches.

+1. Methinks the whistleblower was an off-duty cop on a power trip. He talked shit to my friend. Friend said "shut up". Guy saw beer and told security.

Will McCoy · 11-27-2012, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monster

Hey, rules are rules. My kids didn't need to see that shit.

"OMG dad, is that a can of beer?"

I'm a terrible person.

11-11-2012, 09:46 PM	#103
TallGrass Join Date: 12:53 PM September 5th, 2007 Posts: 22,933	And brothers apparently __________________

11-11-2012, 09:59 PM	#105
Soda Popinski Average Poster Join Date: 07:20 PM August 29th, 2007 Location: Winchestertonfieldville Posts: 17,358	lol __________________

11-11-2012, 10:01 PM	#106
nolookpass is somebody's daughter Join Date: 12:45 PM August 24th, 2007 Location: THE Pleasant Hill Posts: 31,600	the 'Dubbs" is a notorious street gang of 50 year old dudes from the mean streets of naperville. __________________

11-25-2012, 07:50 PM	#110
Will McCoy Douchebag Join Date: 11:12 AM August 27th, 2011 Location: Mediacom Court Posts: 2,858	Almost ended up in this thread. Poop. __________________ UNI sucks, and iowa is better now and forever. -L Wade Feb 2012 (and he meant it)

11-25-2012, 08:00 PM	#112
Will McCoy Douchebag Join Date: 11:12 AM August 27th, 2011 Location: Mediacom Court Posts: 2,858	Long story short. We snuck beers in. Some dickhead Iowa fan reported us about 5 minutes into the game and we got kicked out. __________________ UNI sucks, and iowa is better now and forever. -L Wade Feb 2012 (and he meant it)

11-11-2012, 09:40 PM	#102
Nigeria Join Date: 07:05 PM April 24th, 2010 Location: The Gulf of Guinea Posts: 549	http://police.uiowa.edu/news/ui-poli...t-information/ Great report this week featuring pants pooping and a crazy old man.

11-11-2012, 09:58 PM	#104
gable_guy Join Date: 12:29 PM August 28th, 2007 Posts: 5,505	Wurz, Donald Erich, 51 of Naperville, IL for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1443 hours. Wurz was asked to leave the stadium and he refused. Wurz had slurred speech and poor balance. Wurz admitted drinking rum. Wurz refused PBT. Weggeman, Peter A, 54 of Naperville, IL for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1443 hours. Weggeman refused to leave Kinnick and told security to “f*** off.” Weggeman admitted drinking Rum. Weggeman refused PBT. Wiegand, Christopher M, 52 of Naperville, IL for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1443 hours. Wiegand was asked to leave Kinnick and he refused. Wiegand had slurred speech and had a smell of alcohol on his breath. Wiegand admitted drinking. Wiegand refused PBT. Bet the ride home was filled with a few expletives and Ice Cube songs...

11-12-2012, 01:45 PM	#109
hawkeyealum Join Date: 04:46 PM August 29th, 2007 Location: Kirk is a dumbfuck Posts: 10,856	Is this Nile's grandpa? Maybe's hes pissed grandson didn't get a ride

11-25-2012, 08:05 PM	#113
Monster Could Not Run a 7 Minute Mile Join Date: 01:55 PM September 20th, 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 47,754	Hey, rules are rules. My kids didn't need to see that shit. __________________

11-25-2012, 08:15 PM	#114
Hawk4Life94 Has a full 4 tenths Join Date: 11:06 PM September 24th, 2007 Posts: 18,441	Who sneaks beers in? Everyone knows you only sneak in mini bottles. __________________ Guy's been around for a hell of a long time and I seriously don't think he's every contributed anything noteworthy. He's stunningly consistent in that regard. ---Sal

11-25-2012, 08:23 PM	#116
L. Wade Childress Is Texting Right Now Join Date: 02:22 PM August 24th, 2007 Location: Dumptruck, IA Posts: 32,741	I never bring in alcohol but that is bush league unless you were wasted obnoxious. __________________ I don't know if I could ever, ever change. I don't think that I would want to anyway.

11-25-2012, 08:24 PM	#118
KitKatApples Join Date: 09:54 PM August 5th, 2010 Posts: 13	saw three dudes blow chunks then get picked up by the cops at half time by the student section.

11-25-2012, 08:39 PM	#122
Hawk4Life94 Has a full 4 tenths Join Date: 11:06 PM September 24th, 2007 Posts: 18,441	Dick really sucks at this message board thing. __________________ Guy's been around for a hell of a long time and I seriously don't think he's every contributed anything noteworthy. He's stunningly consistent in that regard. ---Sal

11-25-2012, 08:40 PM	#123
Monster Could Not Run a 7 Minute Mile Join Date: 01:55 PM September 20th, 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 47,754	That was uncomfortable. __________________

11-25-2012, 08:56 PM	#126
L. Wade Childress Is Texting Right Now Join Date: 02:22 PM August 24th, 2007 Location: Dumptruck, IA Posts: 32,741	Thats shitty of iowa fans. Snitches get stitches. __________________ I don't know if I could ever, ever change. I don't think that I would want to anyway.

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