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11-12-2012, 02:41 PM
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Fakes It
Join Date: 06:25 AM October 20th, 2007
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Explain the circumstances the last time you saw another man's penis
I saw my dad's when he was in the hospital.
Not bad.
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11-12-2012, 02:44 PM
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FRiend Of DOrothy
Join Date: 09:45 AM February 11th, 2010
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Is this another sex in a stall thread?
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Whereas what we have here? A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary. |
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11-12-2012, 02:44 PM
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Average Poster
Join Date: 07:20 PM August 29th, 2007
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Does watching porn count?
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11-12-2012, 02:44 PM
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What in the actual fuck does this have to do with Hawkeye football, sir?
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11-12-2012, 02:44 PM
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Fakes It
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Has to be in person.
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11-12-2012, 02:44 PM
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Probably Gay
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11-12-2012, 02:45 PM
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Tier V Poster
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11-12-2012, 02:46 PM
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Fakes It
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I didn't realize that this was the football board.
If there is a mod who has the technical capabilities to move this to the Music Board, it would be appreciated.
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11-12-2012, 02:51 PM
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11-12-2012, 02:52 PM
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Dog Crap Litterer
Join Date: 02:08 PM November 30th, 2007
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I think it's highly appropriate right where it is.
As far as the question: I don't remember. Could have been last week for all I know. |
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11-12-2012, 02:56 PM
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I can't recall the last time I saw a real life penis that wasn't mine.
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11-12-2012, 02:56 PM
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if a man works out in a public gym he is bound to see penis from time to time. Some people (you will remain nameless but you know who you are) take this as an opportunity to stare and fondle themselves
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11-12-2012, 02:57 PM
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Eugenicist
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About 30 minutes ago at the Y. Modesty is encouraged at the Healthy Living Center, but apparently not demanded. Old dudes love to sit in the steam room naked.
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11-12-2012, 03:00 PM
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Tier V Poster
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A more fitting question for HaLo might be when is the last time you saw your own?
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11-12-2012, 03:00 PM
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The odds on me being struck by lightening on a given day are substantially higher than me seeing another man's penis.
I don't spend time in locker and/or steam rooms. I'll have to live vicariously through Glen. |
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11-12-2012, 03:01 PM
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Saturday night with the wife.
/bbk |
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11-12-2012, 03:02 PM
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11-12-2012, 03:04 PM
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Probably Gay
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Was at a party a few weeks ago where a streaker decided to show up.
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11-12-2012, 03:06 PM
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HaLo Walk-on
Join Date: 11:00 PM May 6th, 2009
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This has been bugging me for a while now. Is there some magical age cutoff where a man in a gym locker room decides it's perfectly normal to flop his dick around and converse with as many other males as possible all while propping one leg up on a bench?
It seems to be around age 50. I can't tie my shoes without having some dudes schlong staring me in the face while I get questions about what muscle group I'm going to work today. Old dudes are weird. |
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11-12-2012, 03:08 PM
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11-12-2012, 03:15 PM
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Fakes It
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11-12-2012, 03:36 PM
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We all know the answer to that question, Stinky.
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11-12-2012, 03:50 PM
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11-12-2012, 04:48 PM
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Fakes It
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11-12-2012, 05:00 PM
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The FSM is all about circular reasoning. - Perham 6/18/13 Your belief is what you sell to your community. You're hucking it like a goat gland implant and it finances your life. - Sal 5/10/13 No one ever seems to call out Hounded . . . - Pinehawk, 3/1/13. |
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11-12-2012, 05:54 PM
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Probably Gay
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11-12-2012, 06:53 PM
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Good call, Hounded. I have no defense other than a moment of complete stupidity. For some reason, I was thinking a toy periscope would allow the portly among us to view past their portliness. In fact...it is impossible for this device to function in this matter.
On the plus side, I just gave brant something to work with. He's welcome. |
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11-12-2012, 06:57 PM
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11-12-2012, 06:59 PM
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Church man meet night.
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11-12-2012, 07:00 PM
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11-13-2012, 08:53 AM
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Probably Gay
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11-13-2012, 03:14 PM
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FRiend Of DOrothy
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Whereas what we have here? A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary. |
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