Purdue comedic loss aftermath - Page 9

douglasbader · 11-12-2012, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by L. Wade Childress

hill had already beaten out garmon before getting hurt to, but garmon had offers at safety from some good teams so maybe hes part of the solution there after putting on some good weight.

That would make Shawneemicks right though. We can't have that.

Regardless, Garmon seems like a huge pussy who doesn't like to hit, so not that confident in him at Safety.

Kerky · 11-12-2012, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by douglasbader

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Originally Posted by L. Wade Childress

hill had already beaten out garmon before getting hurt to, but garmon had offers at safety from some good teams so maybe hes part of the solution there after putting on some good weight.

That would make Shawneemicks right though. We can't have that.

Regardless, Garmon seems like a huge pussy who doesn't like to hit, so not that confident in him at Safety.

How about situational punter then.

lilzaphod · 11-12-2012, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by douglasbader

That would make Shawneemicks right though. We can't have that.

Regardless, Garmon seems like a huge pussy who doesn't like to hit, so not that confident in him at Safety.

We already have that in tanner miller. But I'm betting Garmin is faster so it would be an upgrade.

Gushawk · 11-12-2012, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Hawk4Life25

So the WRs we have now were all recruited by KOK...GD wants the quick guys who can turn those 1-2 yard routes into bigger gains...the recruits seem to fit that mold...will be interesting to watch next year...will the young guys play? (typically goes against the KF philosophy)

If Iowa's known for one thing, it's its consistent flow of highly skilled, make you miss in a phone booth wideouts. Only a matter of time until this baby is really clicking.

Shawneemicks · 11-13-2012, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by douglasbader

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Originally Posted by L. Wade Childress

hill had already beaten out garmon before getting hurt to, but garmon had offers at safety from some good teams so maybe hes part of the solution there after putting on some good weight.

That would make Shawneemicks right though. We can't have that.

Regardless, Garmon seems like a huge pussy who doesn't like to hit, so not that confident in him at Safety.

LOL

But I tend to agree with doug that Garmon appears to be a pussy & I'd be surprised if he ever contributes much of anything meaningful. A good staff would find a small role for him where he has a shot to make a small difference. Maybe kick returns, maybe a wildcat role, maybe play in a dime package, maybe just line up and run an occasional go route. Something. But it won't happen. He'll either toil away on the sidelines or doug is right, he'll transfer.

AZmess · 11-13-2012, 08:25 AM

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lol. Sure it will.

Since 2004, one RB has made it all 4 years.....name him.

Damian Sims?

Correct.

Lime · 11-13-2012, 09:03 AM

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Since 2004, one RB has made it all 4 years.....name him.

Damian Sims?

Correct.

who spent time in spring or bowl practice at CB, therefore averting injury/grades/rape.

AZmess · 11-13-2012, 09:42 AM

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Damian Sims?

Correct.

who spent time in spring or bowl practice at CB, therefore averting injury/grades/rape.

So that's the plan with Garmon then I bet. Move him to safety in the spring and then wait for all the rapes and public intoxes.

JayHawki · 11-13-2012, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawneemicks

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Originally Posted by douglasbader

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Originally Posted by L. Wade Childress

hill had already beaten out garmon before getting hurt to, but garmon had offers at safety from some good teams so maybe hes part of the solution there after putting on some good weight.

That would make Shawneemicks right though. We can't have that.

Regardless, Garmon seems like a huge pussy who doesn't like to hit, so not that confident in him at Safety.

LOL

But I tend to agree with doug that Garmon appears to be a pussy & I'd be surprised if he ever contributes much of anything meaningful. A good staff would find a small role for him where he has a shot to make a small difference. Maybe kick returns, maybe a wildcat role, maybe play in a dime package, maybe just line up and run an occasional go route. Something. But it won't happen. He'll either toil away on the sidelines or doug is right, he'll transfer.

You know who the coach is, don't you?

Heavens · 11-13-2012, 11:04 AM

Kirk still thinks not using a square-toed kicker is a fad.

Shawneemicks · 11-13-2012, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by douglasbader

That would make Shawneemicks right though. We can't have that.

Regardless, Garmon seems like a huge pussy who doesn't like to hit, so not that confident in him at Safety.

LOL

But I tend to agree with doug that Garmon appears to be a pussy & I'd be surprised if he ever contributes much of anything meaningful. A good staff would find a small role for him where he has a shot to make a small difference. Maybe kick returns, maybe a wildcat role, maybe play in a dime package, maybe just line up and run an occasional go route. Something. But it won't happen. He'll either toil away on the sidelines or doug is right, he'll transfer.

You know who the coach is, don't you?

That's the point.

hawkeyenerd · 11-13-2012, 11:54 AM

Garmon just needs to execute better.

HoundedHawk · 11-13-2012, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Heavens

Kirk still thinks not using a square-toed kicker is a fad.

Yeah, but we're -11 in turnovers!! Leading the Big Ten!!!

Despite the record, that's probably near orgasmic for KF.

MikeyJoe · 11-13-2012, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Heavens

Kirk still thinks not using a square-toed kicker is a fad.

Yeah, but we're -11 in turnovers!! Leading the Big Ten!!!

Despite the record, that's probably near orgasmic for KF.

That actually just highlights how truly awful our offense has been.

L. Wade Childress · 11-13-2012, 01:10 PM

http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/show...-to-tell-them.

scottsdalehawk · 11-13-2012, 01:14 PM

Without Wiesman's couple game run, this may have been a 2-10 (0-8) football team.

BuffettHawk · 11-13-2012, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by L. Wade Childress

http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/show...-to-tell-them.

We got pwned.

MikeyJoe · 11-13-2012, 01:18 PM

FF to 2:02 mark.

hawkeyealum · 11-13-2012, 01:36 PM

JFC. How about addressing those blank goddamn stares when trying to explain something. What a dumbfuck. Fuck you kirk ferentz

brantshawks · 11-13-2012, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by BuffettHawk

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Originally Posted by L. Wade Childress

http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/show...-to-tell-them.

We got pwned.

PipeDaddy · 11-13-2012, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by BuffettHawk

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Originally Posted by L. Wade Childress

http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/show...-to-tell-them.

We got pwned.

Man that smarts.

PipeDaddy · 11-13-2012, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeyJoe

FF to 2:02 mark.

Pwned.

FrodoTBaggin · 11-13-2012, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by L. Wade Childress

http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/show...-to-tell-them.

That entire thread hurts my soul.

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This is a good point. I actually blame Vandenberg for consistently failing to scramble 80 yards on 3rd and 15, as the scheme clearly is designed for him to do.

I mean, the guy only has one job out there on the field - look off the 3 covered WRs running 4 yard hitch routes, avoid the pass rush, pump fake a pursuing LB out of his shoes, juke another four guys, and then outrun the safeties to the endzone - and yet, he consistently fails to do his only job.

The scheme is never going to work if you can't hold up your end of the bargain, Vandenberg. Stop letting the team and the coaches down.

Will McCoy · 11-13-2012, 02:35 PM

What Frodo said...ouch.

"Last year, Iowa's QB, James Vandenberg, passed for over 3000 yards with 25 TDs and 7 INTs.

This year, with only two games remaining, he has 1900 yards with 5 TDs and 6 INTs. In case you were wondering, no other QB has attempted a pass for Iowa this year. "

PipeDaddy · 11-13-2012, 02:53 PM

It is incredibly difficult to look at those numbers and justify the fact that no other Iowa QB has even sniffed the field.

Mo T · 11-13-2012, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by PipeDaddy

It is incredibly difficult to look at those numbers and justify the fact that no other Iowa QB has even sniffed the field.

It's even more difficult to look at the numbers and try to figure out exactly the reason for the suckiness.

Gushawk · 11-13-2012, 03:09 PM

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It is incredibly difficult to look at those numbers and justify the fact that no other Iowa QB has even sniffed the field.

It's even more difficult to look at the numbers and try to figure out exactly the reason for the suckiness.

I don't think it's that difficult at all.

Uff Da · 11-13-2012, 03:22 PM

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It is incredibly difficult to look at those numbers and justify the fact that no other Iowa QB has even sniffed the field.

It's even more difficult to look at the numbers and try to figure out exactly the reason for the suckiness.

I don't think it's that difficult at all.

Very true. The scheme is an abomination.

Kerky · 11-13-2012, 04:02 PM

That picture of GD and Parker on the golf cart is priceless.

StanCo · 11-13-2012, 04:40 PM

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That picture of GD and Eric Johnson on the golf cart is priceless.

FTFY

JayHawki · 11-13-2012, 04:44 PM

LOL

Gushawk · 11-13-2012, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by PipeDaddy

Pwned.

Sad and embarrassing but true story. I remember watching Mikey's vid and feeling hope that I was wrong and Davis wouldn't totally suck taint. Sure the outside voice thing was really stupid and lame, but he might not be that bad I convinced myself.

douglasbader · 11-13-2012, 05:23 PM

I wanted to mention again that when Texas fans are cursing his name and fed up with his system while they are literally playing in the BCS National Championship Game, then you must be a huge fucking fail of a coach.

AZmess · 11-13-2012, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by douglasbader

I wanted to mention again that when Texas fans are cursing his name and fed up with his system while they are literally playing in the BCS National Championship Game, then you must be a huge fucking fail of a coach.

Duly noted. You should probably say it again in a couple weeks.

douglasbader · 11-13-2012, 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by longhornmatt
Last year, Iowa's QB, James Vandenberg, passed for over 3000 yards with 25 TDs and 7 INTs.

This year, with only two games remaining, he has 1900 yards with 5 TDs and 6 INTs. In case you were wondering, no other QB has attempted a pass for Iowa this year.
We had 10 passing TDs/17 INTs in 2010. That means Greg Davis coached offenses have 15 TD passes and 23 INTs in his past 22 games.

douglasbader · 11-13-2012, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by douglasbader

I wanted to mention again that when Texas fans are cursing his name and fed up with his system while they are literally playing in the BCS National Championship Game, then you must be a huge fucking fail of a coach.

Duly noted. You should probably say it again in a couple weeks.

FrodoTBaggin · 11-13-2012, 05:39 PM

Kirk is trying to Lickliter the football program using coordinators.

AZmess · 11-13-2012, 05:42 PM

Dougie are you calling me NLP?

douglasbader · 11-13-2012, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by AZmess

Dougie are you calling me NLP?

Try again.

AZmess · 11-13-2012, 05:50 PM

lol I got nothin'. Gimme a hint.

douglasbader · 11-13-2012, 05:53 PM

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lol I got nothin'. Gimme a hint.

I am saying something over and over and over again pointing out how I got a prediction right. Get it now?

hawkeyenerd · 11-13-2012, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by brantshawks

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Originally Posted by BuffettHawk

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Originally Posted by L. Wade Childress

http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/show...-to-tell-them.

We got pwned.

dear lord...their thread has me laughing out loud. they did try to warn us.

Alan Lomax · 11-13-2012, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by douglasbader

I wanted to mention again that when Texas fans are cursing his name and fed up with his system while they are literally playing in the BCS National Championship Game, then you must be a huge fucking fail of a coach.

Alabama fans are bitching about their offensive coordinator this week too. Lets not forget that fans are dumbfucks, we get to decide for ourselves if our guy sucks.

Rodney Farva · 11-13-2012, 08:30 PM

I did enjoy this from that thread:

hawkeyealum · 11-13-2012, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Rodney Farva

I did enjoy this from that thread:

Be right back.

hawkeyealum · 11-13-2012, 08:40 PM

Done.

AZmess · 11-13-2012, 08:45 PM

lol

Bonner · 11-13-2012, 08:52 PM

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I did enjoy this from that thread:

Be right back.

Fuck!! After reading all of the Hawkeye football shit from Saturday...this .gif brings a smile to my face! Time to get back to reality..

hawkeyenerd · 11-14-2012, 07:29 PM

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We got pwned.

dear lord...their thread has me laughing out loud. they did try to warn us.

2 more pages added to this thread today. the mention of GDGD has them arguing over just how awful he was/is.

we're screwed.

11-13-2012, 11:04 AM	#410
Heavens Join Date: 06:51 PM November 7th, 2008 Location: Where you're most vulnerable Posts: 5,624	Kirk still thinks not using a square-toed kicker is a fad. __________________

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L. Wade Childress Is Texting Right Now Join Date: 02:22 PM August 24th, 2007 Location: Dumptruck, IA Posts: 32,976	http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/show...-to-tell-them. __________________ I don't know if I could ever, ever change. I don't think that I would want to anyway.

11-13-2012, 02:35 PM	#424
Will McCoy Douchebag Join Date: 11:12 AM August 27th, 2011 Location: Mediacom Court Posts: 2,898	What Frodo said...ouch. "Last year, Iowa's QB, James Vandenberg, passed for over 3000 yards with 25 TDs and 7 INTs. This year, with only two games remaining, he has 1900 yards with 5 TDs and 6 INTs. In case you were wondering, no other QB has attempted a pass for Iowa this year. " __________________ UNI sucks, and iowa is better now and forever. -L Wade Feb 2012 (and he meant it)

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douglasbader Thinks Tom Cruise is a Great Actor Join Date: 09:03 AM August 3rd, 2008 Posts: 31,710	I wanted to mention again that when Texas fans are cursing his name and fed up with his system while they are literally playing in the BCS National Championship Game, then you must be a huge fucking fail of a coach. __________________ I'm so very sorry everyone. Please forgive me, it was all my fault!!

11-13-2012, 05:35 PM	#435
douglasbader Thinks Tom Cruise is a Great Actor Join Date: 09:03 AM August 3rd, 2008 Posts: 31,710	Originally Posted by longhornmatt Last year, Iowa's QB, James Vandenberg, passed for over 3000 yards with 25 TDs and 7 INTs. This year, with only two games remaining, he has 1900 yards with 5 TDs and 6 INTs. In case you were wondering, no other QB has attempted a pass for Iowa this year. We had 10 passing TDs/17 INTs in 2010. That means Greg Davis coached offenses have 15 TD passes and 23 INTs in his past 22 games. __________________ I'm so very sorry everyone. Please forgive me, it was all my fault!!

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hawkeyenerd Join Date: 06:08 PM September 21st, 2009 Posts: 875	Garmon just needs to execute better.

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scottsdalehawk Buckled Up Join Date: 09:57 AM August 24th, 2007 Location: Arizona Posts: 9,753	Without Wiesman's couple game run, this may have been a 2-10 (0-8) football team.

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MikeyJoe Has a Big Head Join Date: 12:06 PM August 26th, 2007 Posts: 41,205	FF to 2:02 mark.

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hawkeyealum Join Date: 04:46 PM August 29th, 2007 Location: Kirk is a dumbfuck Posts: 11,060	JFC. How about addressing those blank goddamn stares when trying to explain something. What a dumbfuck. Fuck you kirk ferentz

11-13-2012, 02:53 PM	#425
PipeDaddy Nanny State Leach Enabler Join Date: 05:04 PM August 23rd, 2007 Posts: 27,966	It is incredibly difficult to look at those numbers and justify the fact that no other Iowa QB has even sniffed the field.

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Kerky Join Date: 02:40 PM October 22nd, 2007 Posts: 6,670	That picture of GD and Parker on the golf cart is priceless.

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JayHawki Join Date: 12:54 PM May 18th, 2009 Location: Hawkeye Country Posts: 4,462	LOL

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FrodoTBaggin FRiend Of DOrothy Join Date: 09:45 AM February 11th, 2010 Posts: 23,530	Kirk is trying to Lickliter the football program using coordinators. __________________ Whereas what we have here? A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary.

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AZmess DAWG Join Date: 10:26 AM September 21st, 2009 Location: The 213 Posts: 15,645	Dougie are you calling me NLP?

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AZmess DAWG Join Date: 10:26 AM September 21st, 2009 Location: The 213 Posts: 15,645	lol I got nothin'. Gimme a hint.

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Rodney Farva Join Date: 01:50 PM August 28th, 2007 Location: Eldridge Posts: 2,694	I did enjoy this from that thread:

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hawkeyealum Join Date: 04:46 PM August 29th, 2007 Location: Kirk is a dumbfuck Posts: 11,060	Done.

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AZmess DAWG Join Date: 10:26 AM September 21st, 2009 Location: The 213 Posts: 15,645	lol

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