Who stole the fun?

[StinkyMcFadden]

Where'd the thread go?

[StinkyMcFadden]

Someone went and got all fucking crazy, I bet.

[StinkyMcFadden]

Reports on HR indicate that GD is returning as the offensive coordinator of your Iowa Hawkeye Football team.

His wife also hates Iowa and all of its residents.

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Hmmmmmmm.

[Mr. Hawk]

Originally Posted by StinkyMcFadden

His wife also hates Iowa and all of its residents.

I'm interested in hearing more about this.

[Gushawk]

Originally Posted by StinkyMcFadden

Reports on HR indicate that GD is returning as the offensive coordinator of your Iowa Hawkeye Football team.

His wife also hates Iowa and all of its residents.

If true, I will not be returning as a ticket holder, as I hate her fat, stupid husband.

[AZmess]

Originally Posted by Gushawk

If true, I will not be returning as a ticket holder, as I hate her fat, stupid husband.

lol

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Originally Posted by Gushawk

If true, I will not be returning as a ticket holder, as I hate her fat, stupid husband.

I hope everyone saying this actually doesn't puss out. I want my extra 2 tickets I've been begging them for the last 4 years.

[BLSardo]

[Shawneemicks]

You want fun, here's fun...and sad....

http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/f...erentzs-buyout

[Hawk4Life94]

Was it Herky telling us that he and Mikey were related?

Is that what got it pulled??

[BLSardo]

Terminated Kirk Ferentz would make $2,629,704 a year, which would make him the 16th highest paid football coach in the country.

If Ferentz took the money in $20 bills and stacked them up, it would be the sixth tallest structure in Iowa.

A wealthy booster would need to give Ferentz 4.38 square miles of farmland to pay off the buyout.

[Trey Kohn]

Originally Posted by Hawk4Life94

Was it Herky telling us that he and Mikey were related?

Is that what got it pulled??

I'm thinking Mikey is embarrassed with others knowing this vital info, 94. Bros before hoes, yo..

[Shawneemicks]

My favorite part...

Quote: a "longevity bonus" which requires Gary Barta pay him between $325,000 and $575,000 (it is $475,000 this year, and increases from there)* on January 31 just for remaining employed by the University of Iowa. Yes, you read that correctly: Gary Barta will pay Kirk Ferentz half a million dollars just for remaining under a contract that Gary Barta cannot possible afford to terminate. These bonuses are absurd**

[Shawneemicks]

bwahahahahahahahaha...

"If Kirk Ferentz cashed out his buyout and took the money in $1 bills, then stacked those bills on top of each other, the stack would be 6,753 feet high. That is two and a half times the height of the world's tallest building, Burj Khalifa in Dubai, and more than five times the size of the Empire State Building. If he put them end to end, the line of money would stretch from Iowa City to Kingston, Jamaica. If Ferentz took the money in $20 bills and stacked them up, it would be the sixth tallest structure in Iowa."

[FrodoTBaggin]

So your buddy is definitely a douchebag then, Stink?

[roseboundhawk]

Dammit! What happened in the thread this morning?

[Trey Kohn]

Wowsa...

If Kirk Ferentz cashed out his buyout and took the money in $1 bills, then stacked those bills on top of each other, the stack would be 6,753 feet high. That is two and a half times the height of the world's tallest building, Burj Khalifa in Dubai, and more than five times the size of the Empire State Building. If he put them end to end, the line of money would stretch from Iowa City to Kingston, Jamaica. If Ferentz took the money in $20 bills and stacked them up, it would be the sixth tallest structure in Iowa.

[Trey Kohn]

Scooped....

[Shawneemicks]

Originally Posted by Trey Kohn

Scooped....

It was worth repeating

[zppr17j]

Originally Posted by Trey Kohn

Wowsa...

at least there is link to a dog pic, now I feel better

[StinkyMcFadden]

Originally Posted by FrodoTBaggin

So your buddy is definitely a douchebag then, Stink?

Yeah. He is.

He still may be right, but I don't know. Everyone on HR seems to be saying that he's staying.

[Kerky]

Originally Posted by StinkyMcFadden

Yeah. He is.

He still may be right, but I don't know. Everyone on HR seems to be saying that he's staying.

just keep doubling down Kirk. That hole you're digging may reach China someday.

[Mr. Hawk]

Terminated Kirk Ferentz would make $2,629,704 a year, which would make him the 16th highest paid football coach in the country. He would also continue his longstanding streak as the state's highest paid employee, making $1.4 million more than the second highest-paid person, University of Iowa Hospitals and Clinics director Jean Robillard. Terminated Kirk Ferentz would make more than twice as much as Paul Rhoads, who has beaten him two years in a row.

lmao

[Hawkstrat]

Originally Posted by StinkyMcFadden

Reports on HR indicate that GD is returning as the offensive coordinator of your Iowa Hawkeye Football team.

For realz?

[AZmess]

Originally Posted by Hawkstrat

For realz?

Gus where are your seats?

[bigazzturkeylegs]

Listening to today's On Iowa Podcast, Morehouse says he thinks Davis isn't going anywhere based on Greg's postgame pc on Saturday.

[C-3PO]

Originally Posted by bigazzturkeylegs

Listening to today's On Iowa Podcast, Morehouse says he thinks Davis isn't going anywhere based on Greg's postgame pc on Saturday.

Booooooo

[FrodoTBaggin]

Can one of you losers put together a video of all the bone headed calls just on short yardage situations and post it here and then send a copy of it to the football offices marked as a recruit highlight film. I don't even necessarily care that it will never end up in Kirk's hands, I just want there to be a possible buzz between the assistants talking about it. And before you mail it, could you please work all day, go play some Halo bball, not shower and then rub the cd between your asscheeks and all over your choad and dick and balls. There's a remote possibility that it could end up in Kirk's hands and he won't know he's touching ball, taint and buttcrack filth but we'll know. We'll know.

[atemp]

Iowa should fire Darrell Wilson before Greg Davis. Not saying Davis shouldn't be fired, but given Wilson's special teams fiascos in year's past and this year's atrocious safeties - brutal.

[The Dad]

Originally Posted by FrodoTBaggin

Can one of you losers put together a video of all the bone headed calls just on short yardage situations and post it here and then send a copy of it to the football offices marked as a recruit highlight film. I don't even necessarily care that it will never end up in Kirk's hands, I just want there to be a possible buzz between the assistants talking about it. And before you mail it, could you please work all day, go play some Halo bball, not shower and then rub the cd between your asscheeks and all over your choad and dick and balls. There's a remote possibility that it could end up in Kirk's hands and he won't know he's touching ball, taint and buttcrack filth but we'll know. We'll know.

[The Dad]

Originally Posted by atemp

Iowa should fire Darrell Wilson before Greg Davis. Not saying Davis shouldn't be fired, but given Wilson's special teams fiascos in year's past and this year's atrocious safeties - brutal.

Special teams improved this year. Certainly.

[L. Wade Childress]

true, but this was wilson's first year coaching d-backs and they were the worst ive ever seen at iowa.

[The Dad]

Originally Posted by L. Wade Childress

true, but this was wilson's first year coaching d-backs and they were the worst ive ever seen at iowa.

This picture just makes me SO FUCKING MAD!!!!!!

[Gushawk]

Originally Posted by The Dad

This picture just makes me SO FUCKING MAD!!!!!!

He looked bigger and more imposing with a number in the 40s. He should have kept it.

[Gushawk]

Originally Posted by bigazzturkeylegs

Listening to today's On Iowa Podcast, Morehouse says he thinks Davis isn't going anywhere based on Greg's postgame pc on Saturday.

Puke. This ship isn't just listing any more...she's going down. I'm sure I can find something more enjoyable to do with those couple thousand dollars, like pay someone to punch me in the nuts.

[L. Wade Childress]

miller currently has the hairstyle to match his tackling style.

[douglasbader]

Originally Posted by Gushawk

Puke. This ship isn't just listing any more...she's going down. I'm sure I can find something more enjoyable to do with those couple thousand dollars, like pay someone to punch me in the nuts.

If he brings Davis back or if Davis doesn't have the respect enough to go away, then Iowa has turned into the Titanic and we are completely fucked.

He has to get rid of Davis just for the recruiting angle and constant off-season questions alone.

[BBK]

Wha' happened to the other thread? Did it get all crazy and shit?

[zppr17j]

Originally Posted by Gushawk

Puke. This ship isn't just listing any more...she's going down. I'm sure I can find something more enjoyable to do with those couple thousand dollars, like pay someone to punch me in the nuts.

NP, say 950 per nut? do you want both on one visit, or do I need to make 2 trips?

[Corporate Raider]

Hey, does anyone know if they announced the Davey O award yet?

Did Vandenberg win?

[DGHawk]

Originally Posted by douglasbader

If he brings Davis back or if Davis doesn't have the respect enough to go away, then Iowa has turned into the Titanic and we are completely fucked.

He has to get rid of Davis just for the recruiting angle and constant off-season questions alone.

Kirk thinks that GD is a recruiting advantage. He is attempting to sell the recruits on a move to a "Vince Young style Texas offense." This comes directly from the mouths of parents of a current recruit.

[Gushawk]

Originally Posted by DGHawk

Kirk thinks that GD is a recruiting advantage. He is attempting to sell the recruits on a move to a "Vince Young style Texas offense." This comes directly from the mouths of parents of a current recruit.

He's fucking lost it.

[Shawneemicks]

Originally Posted by The Dad

Special teams improved this year. Certainly.

Central Michigan agrees

[FrodoTBaggin]

What a fucking retard. If we are seriously switching to some kind of retarded fucking spread faggotry, I want Ferentz gone.

[Gushawk]

Originally Posted by FrodoTBaggin

What a fucking retard. If we are seriously switching to some kind of retarded fucking spread faggotry, I want Ferentz gone.

Better! We're moving to an offense that relies on the improvisational talents of a once in a generation physical freak at QB! What could possibly go wrong? It will be awesome! And fun!

[FrodoTBaggin]

Fucking Vince Young was in the pistol for 90% of his fucking snaps. Not only that, he was a once in a lifetime college player, certainly not the level of athlete that fucking Iowa is going to be able to bring in. It's going to be awfully hard running a "Vince Young style offense" with a fucking 2 star immobile pocket passing fucking quarterback, Kirk, you fucking dumbshit. HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THAT STYLE OF QUARTERBACK IN HIS STABLE OF BACKUPS/UNDERCLASSMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What in the good fuck is going on in Iowa City?

[FrodoTBaggin]

Scooped by gus!!!!!!!! Fuck!!!!!!!

[Gushawk]

Originally Posted by FrodoTBaggin

Fucking Vince Young was in the pistol for 90% of his fucking snaps. Not only that, he was a once in a lifetime college player, certainly not the level of athlete that fucking Iowa is going to be able to bring in. It's going to be awfully hard running a "Vince Young style offense" with a fucking 2 star immobile pocket passing fucking quarterback, Kirk, you fucking dumbshit. HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THAT STYLE OF QUARTERBACK IN HIS STABLE OF BACKUPS/UNDERCLASSMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What in the good fuck is going on in Iowa City?

Don't worry. He's going to find that guy as a diamond in the rough hewn pastures of Iowa. Or maybe South Dakota. Just think how awesome it would have been if Chad Greenway had played QB!

[FrodoTBaggin]