DE David Kenney commits

[Revolver Ocelot]

Rivals 250 guy from 2013.

[valp0guy]

GFY, n00b

[CamelTones]

I like his Ron Zook jersey in one of his photos.

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

4* DE

[Revolver Ocelot]

Originally Posted by valp0guy

GFY, n00b

I saw it on a Rob Howe tweet and wanted to make sure L Wade wasn't left out. (Cliche joke, I know..but isn't that how you fellas roll around here?)

[scottsdalehawk]

Offers from Cincinnati Indiana ISU Lousiville Minnesota.

[cjhawks]

Originally Posted by Revolver Ocelot

I saw it on a Rob Howe tweet and wanted to make sure L Wade wasn't left out. (Cliche joke, I know..but isn't that how you fellas roll around here?)

You're growing on me nOOb. Well played

[Match34]

[cjhawks]

Must get.

Wanted to be a Hawk.

Ranking will drop to 2* with his commitment

[Hawkstrat]

There is a thread for 2013 recruiting. Stop acting retarded, and nice job outing yourself with the L.Wade joke.

[castichawk24]

I really like this guy's film.

[Revolver Ocelot]

Originally Posted by Hawkstrat

There is a thread for 2013 recruiting. Stop acting retarded, and nice job outing yourself with the L.Wade joke.

With all due respect, this is more important than the Jaleel Johnson thread, the Tra Carson Thread, and the Ferentz, Morgan, Campbell presser (Ultimate coach speak) threads, no?

[CamelTones]

Originally Posted by castichawk24

I really like this guy's film.

His pad level and speed is something Iowa hasn't had in years. He'll start as a freshman.



*I haven't watched a second of his highlights.

[roseboundhawk]

Must get.

[Revolver Ocelot]

Originally Posted by castichawk24

I really like this guy's film.

Definitely agree. Big get for the Hawks.

[castichawk24]

Originally Posted by CamelTones

His pad level and speed is something Iowa hasn't had in years. He'll start as a freshman.



*I haven't watched a second of his highlights.

They are called film on the message boards, brah.

[castichawk24]

And I haven't seen a second either, but the folks on HR.com like his film, so I do too.

[Revolver Ocelot]

I have also not seen a second of his highlights either. But he is a 4 star DE and that is a position of need. Safe to say he is the man, and that his techniques are flawless.

[douglasbader]

So happy our newest dipshit member couldn't put this thread in the 2013 Recruiting thread and will now clog up the board with his stupidity.

[Revolver Ocelot]

Originally Posted by douglasbader

So happy our newest dipshit member couldn't put this thread in the 2013 Recruiting thread and will now clog up the board with his stupidity.

I'm so happy you've come into spew your negativity all over a new commit thread. Go fuck AC Green, lardass.

[castichawk24]

Is there some history between Mr. Ocelot and Doug?

[Herky823]

Originally Posted by Hawkstrat

There is a thread for 2013 recruiting. Stop acting retarded, and nice job outing yourself with the L.Wade joke.

Yes. By making an LWade joke he's narrowed the possibilities down to 54% of this board, including myself.

[douglasbader]

Originally Posted by castichawk24

Is there some history between Mr. Ocelot and Doug?

Not that I know of unless he is Metuo.

[Revolver Ocelot]

None, besides the fact that he is the only one who continues to be a jackass to every single one of my posts. Had I posted this in his 2013 thread he would have come up with some other reason to bitch and complain about it. I've posted here for less than a week and become aware of his MO.

[cjhawks]

Originally Posted by castichawk24

Is there some history between Mr. Ocelot and Doug?

I don't think they like each other.

But that's just me.

And Doug is kind of a hardass to the n00bs.

[Debit One]

Originally Posted by Revolver Ocelot

I'm so happy you've come into spew your negativity all over a new commit thread. Go fuck AC Green, lardass.

[Match34]

He's still better than HaLo News.

[douglasbader]

Originally Posted by cjhawks

I don't think they like each other.

But that's just me.

And Doug is kind of a hardass to the n00bs.

Not entirely true as you can tell which ones will last and which ones will suck. Within his first 50 posts, Revolver got himself banned.

I was the first to say BlSardo was going to be a good one.

[Revolver Ocelot]

Originally Posted by douglasbader

Not entirely true as you can tell which ones will last and which ones will suck. Within his first 50 posts, Revolver got himself banned.

I was the first to say BlSardo was going to be a good one.

I was also encouraged to come back by a mod who I won't name, but that's neither here nor there.

Doug is kinda like that dump you take the morning after a long night of drinking. He makes your stomach hurt, he stinks, and it doesn't feel right until you get rid of it.

[cjhawks]

Originally Posted by douglasbader

Not entirely true as you can tell which ones will last and which ones will suck. Within his first 50 posts, Revolver got himself banned.

I was the first to say BlSardo was going to be a good one.

Yeah, I was fucking with you bud....

[douglasbader]

Originally Posted by Revolver Ocelot

I was also encouraged to come back by a mod who I won't name, but that's neither here nor there.

Doug is kinda like that dump you take the morning after a long night of drinking. He makes your stomach hurt, he stinks, and it doesn't feel right until you get rid of it.

In addition to being a shitty n00b poster, you are also fucking boring.

Again, your posting style is absolutely perfect for HROT.

[Whatever]

Originally Posted by douglasbader

Not entirely true as you can tell which ones will last and which ones will suck. Within his first 50 posts, Revolver got himself banned.

I was the first to say BlSardo was going to be a good one.

Doug was right!

[douglasbader]

Originally Posted by cjhawks

Yeah, I was fucking with you bud....

I realize that, it was just another opportunity to tell newbie how much he sucks.

[douglasbader]

Originally Posted by Whatever

Doug was right!

[Revolver Ocelot]

Originally Posted by douglasbader

I realize that, it was just another opportunity to tell newbie how much he sucks.

Douglas is the kind of guy who goes back to his high school reunion and when the nobodies who he was friends with ask what he's been up to he cites his 18,000+ post count on a website where no one really gives a shit about him.

[douglasbader]

Booooorrrrriiiiiinnnnnnggggggg

[Revolver Ocelot]

Great pickup for the Hawks. Does anyone know when the last time, if ever, Iowa started off a recruiting class by nabbing a four star?

[Match34]

Originally Posted by douglasbader

Booooorrrrriiiiiinnnnnnggggggg

I agree, these interactions between you two aren't that interesting.

[cjhawks]

Originally Posted by Revolver Ocelot

Douglas is the kind of guy who goes back to his high school reunion and when the nobodies who he was friends with ask what he's been up to he cites his 18,000+ post count on a website where no one really gives a shit about him.

Weaksauce.

Step it up man. Doug needs a good battle. HaLo needs a good battle.

Do it for the vets rookie, and post like you belong.

[cjhawks]

Originally Posted by Revolver Ocelot

Great pickup for the Hawks. Does anyone know when the last time, if ever, Iowa started off a recruiting class by nabbing a four star?

Fleming last year?

[Revolver Ocelot]

Originally Posted by cjhawks

Fleming last year?

Was he the first?

Also, Doug can't hang, CJ. You should know that. I'm going to start referring to him as The Scarecrow.

[StinkyMcFadden]

Originally Posted by castichawk24

I really like this guy's film.

I know you're all joshin', but this guy is a freak.

[Whatever]

Keppy was first last year. 3 star.

[cjhawks]

Originally Posted by Revolver Ocelot

Was he the first?

Also, Doug can't hang, CJ. You should know that. I'm going to start referring to him as The Scarecrow.

I don't know (re: Fleming).

And, shots fired.

[cjhawks]

Originally Posted by StinkyMcFadden

I know you're all joshin', but this guy is a freak.

Does he make your penis hard? Do you watch his film and pleasure yourself at the thought of him wreaking havoc in black and gold in Kinnick on fall Saturday's?

[Revolver Ocelot]

Come at me, Scarecrow. I'm sick and tired of you being a moron and standing behind your post count. Like I said, you are the only one who continues to be an asshole whenever I post. Everyone else will give me a little jab here and there, but for the most part will treat me as just another poster. I could post that you were selected to win 343 million dollars on behalf of a contest I had been running and you would find some reason to bitch and complain about me not posting said post in its correct spot. You think that you are going to scare me away from posting on this website? Fat chance, fat ass.

[douglasbader]

Originally Posted by Match34

I agree, these interactions between you two aren't that interesting.

Look everyone, the class clown made a funny post! LOLZ!!!!

[Whatever]

I'm pretty sure the last time Iowa started a class with a 4 star recruit was David Barrent. Hopefully this one ends up better than that did.

[Revolver Ocelot]

Originally Posted by douglasbader

Look everyone, the class clown made a funny post! LOLZ!!!!

Look everyone the fat fuck that has been posting the same shit since 2008 made another unoriginal post.

[Karl Marks]

This one is a friggin' stud, boyz. Think of a Julius Peppers/Mario Williams type.