Explain the circumstances the last time you saw another man's penis

StinkyMcFadden · 11-12-2012, 02:41 PM

I saw my dad's when he was in the hospital.

Not bad.

FrodoTBaggin · 11-12-2012, 02:44 PM

Is this another sex in a stall thread?

Soda Popinski · 11-12-2012, 02:44 PM

Does watching porn count?

JayHawki · 11-12-2012, 02:44 PM

What in the actual fuck does this have to do with Hawkeye football, sir?

StinkyMcFadden · 11-12-2012, 02:44 PM

Has to be in person.

brantshawks · 11-12-2012, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by JayHawki

What in the actual fuck does this have to do with Hawkeye football, sir?

Well, we have been getting fucked by Kirk all year long...

valp0guy · 11-12-2012, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by JayHawki

What in the actual fuck does this have to do with Hawkeye football, sir?

There I was, minding my own business in row W...

StinkyMcFadden · 11-12-2012, 02:46 PM

I didn't realize that this was the football board.

If there is a mod who has the technical capabilities to move this to the Music Board, it would be appreciated.

BLSardo · 11-12-2012, 02:51 PM

Jimmie Dimmick · 11-12-2012, 02:52 PM

I think it's highly appropriate right where it is.

As far as the question: I don't remember. Could have been last week for all I know.

Soda Popinski · 11-12-2012, 02:56 PM

I can't recall the last time I saw a real life penis that wasn't mine.

hawkeyealum · 11-12-2012, 02:56 PM

if a man works out in a public gym he is bound to see penis from time to time. Some people (you will remain nameless but you know who you are) take this as an opportunity to stare and fondle themselves

Glen · 11-12-2012, 02:57 PM

About 30 minutes ago at the Y. Modesty is encouraged at the Healthy Living Center, but apparently not demanded. Old dudes love to sit in the steam room naked.

valp0guy · 11-12-2012, 03:00 PM

A more fitting question for HaLo might be when is the last time you saw your own?

BLSardo · 11-12-2012, 03:00 PM

The odds on me being struck by lightening on a given day are substantially higher than me seeing another man's penis.

I don't spend time in locker and/or steam rooms. I'll have to live vicariously through Glen.

hawkeyealum · 11-12-2012, 03:01 PM

Saturday night with the wife.

/bbk

BLSardo · 11-12-2012, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by valp0guy

A more fitting question for HaLo might be when is the last time you saw your own?

Standard issue in their Guys like Us welcome package:

brantshawks · 11-12-2012, 03:04 PM

Was at a party a few weeks ago where a streaker decided to show up.

SteadyEddy · 11-12-2012, 03:06 PM

This has been bugging me for a while now. Is there some magical age cutoff where a man in a gym locker room decides it's perfectly normal to flop his dick around and converse with as many other males as possible all while propping one leg up on a bench?

It seems to be around age 50. I can't tie my shoes without having some dudes schlong staring me in the face while I get questions about what muscle group I'm going to work today.

Old dudes are weird.

BLSardo · 11-12-2012, 03:08 PM

StinkyMcFadden · 11-12-2012, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by brantshawks

Was at a party a few weeks ago where a streaker decided to show up.

Did you catch him?

JayHawki · 11-12-2012, 03:36 PM

We all know the answer to that question, Stinky.

Rodney Farva · 11-12-2012, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Soda Popinski

I can't recall the last time I saw a real life penis that wasn't mine.

No way your fat ass is seeing your own penis.

StinkyMcFadden · 11-12-2012, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by JayHawki

We all know the answer to that question, Stinky.

It's hard to run backwards with your pants around your ankles.

HoundedHawk · 11-12-2012, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by BLSardo

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Originally Posted by valp0guy

A more fitting question for HaLo might be when is the last time you saw your own?

Standard issue in their Guys like Us welcome package:

What in the heck is that? Is that some sort of handheld periscope, lol? Well, it's not going to help you see your own, that's for sure.

brantshawks · 11-12-2012, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by HoundedHawk

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Originally Posted by BLSardo

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Originally Posted by valp0guy

A more fitting question for HaLo might be when is the last time you saw your own?

Standard issue in their Guys like Us welcome package:

What in the heck is that? Is that some sort of handheld periscope, lol? Well, it's not going to help you see your own, that's for sure.

It's so sardo can keep eye contact while he works.

BLSardo · 11-12-2012, 06:53 PM

Good call, Hounded. I have no defense other than a moment of complete stupidity. For some reason, I was thinking a toy periscope would allow the portly among us to view past their portliness. In fact...it is impossible for this device to function in this matter.

On the plus side, I just gave brant something to work with. He's welcome.

valp0guy · 11-12-2012, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by brantshawks

Quote:

Originally Posted by HoundedHawk

Quote:

Originally Posted by BLSardo

Standard issue in their Guys like Us welcome package:

What in the heck is that? Is that some sort of handheld periscope, lol? Well, it's not going to help you see your own, that's for sure.

It's so sardo can keep eye contact while he works.

TH1974 · 11-12-2012, 06:59 PM

Church man meet night.

BLSardo · 11-12-2012, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by brantshawks

It's so sardo can keep eye contact while he works.

It's so you can keep eye contact while you work.

Soda Popinski · 11-12-2012, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Rodney Farva

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Originally Posted by Soda Popinski

I can't recall the last time I saw a real life penis that wasn't mine.

No way your fat ass is seeing your own penis.

I'm looking very svelte these days.

brantshawks · 11-13-2012, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by BLSardo

Quote:

Originally Posted by brantshawks

It's so sardo can keep eye contact while he works.

It's so you can keep eye contact while you work.

pwnd.

hawkeyealum · 11-13-2012, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by BLSardo

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Originally Posted by brantshawks

It's so sardo can keep eye contact while he works.

It's so you can keep eye contact while you work.

Quality.

FrodoTBaggin · 11-13-2012, 03:14 PM

11-12-2012, 02:41 PM	#1
StinkyMcFadden Fakes It Join Date: 06:25 AM October 20th, 2007 Posts: 16,821	Explain the circumstances the last time you saw another man's penis I saw my dad's when he was in the hospital. Not bad. __________________ "When he got to my house his eyes were wide as dinner plates, Monster-sized dinner plates."---Cykotherapy

11-12-2012, 02:44 PM	#2
FrodoTBaggin FRiend Of DOrothy Join Date: 09:45 AM February 11th, 2010 Posts: 23,252	Is this another sex in a stall thread? __________________ Whereas what we have here? A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary.

11-12-2012, 02:44 PM	#3
Soda Popinski Average Poster Join Date: 07:20 PM August 29th, 2007 Location: Winchestertonfieldville Posts: 17,358	Does watching porn count? __________________

11-12-2012, 02:44 PM	#5
StinkyMcFadden Fakes It Join Date: 06:25 AM October 20th, 2007 Posts: 16,821	Has to be in person. __________________ "When he got to my house his eyes were wide as dinner plates, Monster-sized dinner plates."---Cykotherapy

11-12-2012, 02:46 PM	#8
StinkyMcFadden Fakes It Join Date: 06:25 AM October 20th, 2007 Posts: 16,821	I didn't realize that this was the football board. If there is a mod who has the technical capabilities to move this to the Music Board, it would be appreciated. __________________ "When he got to my house his eyes were wide as dinner plates, Monster-sized dinner plates."---Cykotherapy

11-12-2012, 02:44 PM	#4
JayHawki Join Date: 12:54 PM May 18th, 2009 Location: Hawkeye Country Posts: 4,400	What in the actual fuck does this have to do with Hawkeye football, sir?

11-12-2012, 02:51 PM	#9
BLSardo Join Date: 01:48 PM April 12th, 2011 Posts: 13,697

11-12-2012, 02:52 PM	#10
Jimmie Dimmick Dog Crap Litterer Join Date: 02:08 PM November 30th, 2007 Posts: 42,198	I think it's highly appropriate right where it is. As far as the question: I don't remember. Could have been last week for all I know.

11-12-2012, 02:56 PM	#11
Soda Popinski Average Poster Join Date: 07:20 PM August 29th, 2007 Location: Winchestertonfieldville Posts: 17,358	I can't recall the last time I saw a real life penis that wasn't mine. __________________

11-12-2012, 02:56 PM	#12
hawkeyealum Join Date: 04:46 PM August 29th, 2007 Location: Kirk is a dumbfuck Posts: 10,856	if a man works out in a public gym he is bound to see penis from time to time. Some people (you will remain nameless but you know who you are) take this as an opportunity to stare and fondle themselves

11-12-2012, 02:57 PM	#13
Glen Eugenicist Join Date: 09:08 AM August 24th, 2007 Posts: 13,138	About 30 minutes ago at the Y. Modesty is encouraged at the Healthy Living Center, but apparently not demanded. Old dudes love to sit in the steam room naked. __________________ A Republic, if you can keep it.

11-12-2012, 03:00 PM	#14
valp0guy Tier V Poster Join Date: 07:26 PM September 23rd, 2009 Posts: 14,467	A more fitting question for HaLo might be when is the last time you saw your own?

11-12-2012, 03:01 PM	#16
hawkeyealum Join Date: 04:46 PM August 29th, 2007 Location: Kirk is a dumbfuck Posts: 10,856	Saturday night with the wife. /bbk

11-12-2012, 03:04 PM	#18
brantshawks Probably Gay Join Date: 09:12 AM August 30th, 2007 Location: United State of Iowa Posts: 41,454	Was at a party a few weeks ago where a streaker decided to show up.

11-12-2012, 03:06 PM	#19
SteadyEddy HaLo Walk-on Join Date: 11:00 PM May 6th, 2009 Posts: 862	This has been bugging me for a while now. Is there some magical age cutoff where a man in a gym locker room decides it's perfectly normal to flop his dick around and converse with as many other males as possible all while propping one leg up on a bench? It seems to be around age 50. I can't tie my shoes without having some dudes schlong staring me in the face while I get questions about what muscle group I'm going to work today. Old dudes are weird.

11-12-2012, 03:08 PM	#20
BLSardo Join Date: 01:48 PM April 12th, 2011 Posts: 13,697

11-12-2012, 03:36 PM	#22
JayHawki Join Date: 12:54 PM May 18th, 2009 Location: Hawkeye Country Posts: 4,400	We all know the answer to that question, Stinky.

11-12-2012, 06:53 PM	#27
BLSardo Join Date: 01:48 PM April 12th, 2011 Posts: 13,697	Good call, Hounded. I have no defense other than a moment of complete stupidity. For some reason, I was thinking a toy periscope would allow the portly among us to view past their portliness. In fact...it is impossible for this device to function in this matter. On the plus side, I just gave brant something to work with. He's welcome.

11-12-2012, 06:59 PM	#29
TH1974 Join Date: 12:40 PM August 26th, 2007 Location: Location! Location! Posts: 17,913	Church man meet night. __________________

11-13-2012, 03:14 PM	#34
FrodoTBaggin FRiend Of DOrothy Join Date: 09:45 AM February 11th, 2010 Posts: 23,252	__________________ Whereas what we have here? A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary.

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