Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[Lime]

Peterson: A tweak here and there, and Cyclones could land in a 2017 bowl game

You see the Bergstrom Building that houses the football program?

Snap a picture of it, because in a few years, it could be changing.

Already, a football nutritionist is on board.

Next up on the football coaches' bucket list?

A structural addition that includes a dining hall and a sophisticated players’ lounge.

... also, an improved lost-and-found box for more-efficient retrieval of glasses and other items.


http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/sports/college/iowa-state/randy-peterson/2017/01/03/peterson-tweak-here-and-there-and-cyclones-could-land-2017-bowl-game/96109502/

WTF is a "sophisticated" players' lounge?

one where you lose glasses inside

 

[nolookpass]

I'm not getting them lost glasses reference. Can someone Fill Me In?

 

[Lime]

SLEEPING GIANT!!!

nothing says "sleeping giant" like "number two program in small, old state with 70 black people".

 

[Verbal]

When over the course of 125 seasons you've never stood taller than a 9 win team - and only did that once, on the strength of an Insight.com Bowl victory - there is no amount of linguistic calisthenics you can do to convince the functioning public that you are some sort of metaphorical giant.

 

[TH1974]

I'm not getting them lost glasses reference. Can someone Fill Me In?

From their hype video yesterday...

 

[Lime]

I'm not getting them lost glasses reference. Can someone Fill Me In?

0:37

 

[Verbal]

I'm not getting them lost glasses reference. Can someone Fill Me In?

Go back one page in this thread.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

 

[ClintWalker]

SLEEPING GIANT!!!

I'm thinking more like a ketchup popsicle.

 

[Geese]

Their fans are so unreal that they have to hold flash sales to even get close to selling out their YUGE stadium!!!!!

STUNNING!!!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Third best D1 team in a small state

Northernmost school in conference

Stalker level fans

No identity or continuity

AD that cares more about made up rivalry with big ten school ham winning conference games

 

[The Dad]

More like a retarded midget, right???

 

[newsbreaker]

We should stop with the glasses stuff. When a storm is raging, a few accessories will pay the ultimate price. This is part of the process.

Their players lounge is going to be a giant plastic kiddie pool. Great facilities.

 

[Geese]

Third best D1 team in a small state

Northernmost school in conference

Stalker level fans

No identity or continuity

AD that cares more about made up rivalry with big ten school ham winning conference games

I like ham.

 

[TH1974]

We should stop with the glasses stuff. When a storm is raging, a few accessories will pay the ultimate price. This is part of the process.

Their players lounge is going to be a giant plastic kiddie pool. Great facilities.

No way, they're going to be just like Oklahoma and Texas once they get those things built.

 

[TH1974]

Third best D1 team in a small state

Northernmost school in conference

Stalker level fans

No identity or continuity

AD that cares more about made up rivalry with big ten school ham winning conference games

I like ham.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Peterson: A tweak here and there, and Cyclones could land in a 2017 bowl game

You see the Bergstrom Building that houses the football program?

Snap a picture of it, because in a few years, it could be changing.

Already, a football nutritionist is on board.

Next up on the football coaches' bucket list?

A structural addition that includes a dining hall and a sophisticated players’ lounge.

... also, an improved lost-and-found box for more-efficient retrieval of glasses and other items.


http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/sports/college/iowa-state/randy-peterson/2017/01/03/peterson-tweak-here-and-there-and-cyclones-could-land-2017-bowl-game/96109502/

WTF is a "sophisticated" players' lounge?

smells of rich mahogany

 

[hawkeyealum]

sleeping giant? Can a program be a sleeping giant for 100+ years?

 

[MikeyJoe]

Sleeping giant. LMAO

 

[MikeyJoe]

 

[Verbal]

Picture @HaMo nodding off on the couch watching old Bugs Bunny re-runs with a bowl of melted ice cream.

 

[ClintWalker]

... also, an improved lost-and-found box for more-efficient retrieval of glasses and other items.


http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/sports/college/iowa-state/randy-peterson/2017/01/03/peterson-tweak-here-and-there-and-cyclones-could-land-2017-bowl-game/96109502/

WTF is a "sophisticated" players' lounge?

smells of rich mahogany

It feels like a ski lodge in there.

 

[Geese]

LOL... ISU is like a tall guy in a coma.

I like that.

 

[MikeyJoe]

LOL... ISU is like a tall guy in a coma.

I like that.

A sort of tall guy.

 

[burnsy]

You have very pretty eyes

 

[newsbreaker]

It's a midget with a cracked skull. Might walk one day.

 

[Geese]

#justwin

We have everything else in place!! A stadium!!! Some fans!!! A campus!1!! NOW ALL WE NEED ARE SOME WINS AND WE WILL BE A GIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lime]

You have very pretty eyes

Mikey appears to be a very pretty man. /somehomo

 

[L. Wade Childress]

This is why they should have hired rosenfels. All it takes to win is a #justwin hashtag

 

[ivan_drago]

Sleeping Giant that's been hitting snooze for 124 years, yeah.

 

[ivan_drago]

All that's separating them from Oklahoma is a HyVee Nutritionist. They'll be flying high once they get their diets right.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

I'm not getting them lost glasses reference. Can someone Fill Me In?

If the Iowa State program had a face, it would like the cheerleader's at the 1:16 mark.

Spoiler

Or Matt Campbell's

Spoiler

pubes

 

[ChodaBoy]

I'm not getting them lost glasses reference. Can someone Fill Me In?

 

[newsbreaker]

What's great about them is 7 wins would constitute "giant" status.

 

[Lime]

What's great about them is 7 wins would constitute "giant" status.

if they can get 60k fans to show up for 3 wins could they get 140k for 7 wins?

 

[newsbreaker]

What's great about them is 7 wins would constitute "giant" status.

if they can get 60k fans to show up for 3 wins could they get 140k for 7 wins?

Are we assuming these people are paying full price? No flash sales?

Sure. 20,000 a game is reasonable.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

What's great about them is 7 wins would constitute "giant" status.

Because then they were THIS close to 10 wins.

 

[Geese]

I've never felt as close to anyone (including my wife) than I do with you guys in this thread.

#justwin

 

[douglasbader]

I have a terrible feeling that ol' Kirk is going to find a way to lose to these fucking idiots this year.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

I have a terrible feeling that ol' Kirk is going to find a way to lose to these fucking idiots this year.

Just didn't execute, they made more plays and we didn't execute, certainly.

 

[Wanderer]

I have a terrible feeling that ol' Kirk is going to find a way to lose to these fucking idiots this year.

I hate to say I agree. I am only about 69 hours removed from watching the shit show against Florida, though, so maybe my feelings will change as we get closer. Yeah, that's right. 69.

 

[WhiteAsPaper]

I have a terrible feeling that ol' Kirk is going to find a way to lose to these fucking idiots this year.

Fuck your feelings

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

I have a terrible feeling that ol' Kirk is going to find a way to lose to these fucking idiots this year.

Correct.

 

[The Dad]

I have a terrible feeling that ol' Kirk is going to find a way to lose to these fucking idiots this year.

Correct.

God forbid he ever get above.500 against these faggots.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Gonna be a long wait for 8 more months... Can't freaking wait for football!

They have had 5+ weeks to get used to it already.

 

[BngHawk]

You have very pretty eyes

Mikey appears to be a very pretty man. /somehomo

Getting close to Sal level. Good looking man.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

We should stop with the glasses stuff. When a storm is raging, a few accessories will pay the ultimate price. This is part of the process.

Their players lounge is going to be a giant plastic kiddie pool. Great facilities.

Better than this?

Spoiler: Source:

http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/threads/iowa-state-football-bashing-thread.212159/page-136#post-5024645

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

We should stop with the glasses stuff. When a storm is raging, a few accessories will pay the ultimate price. This is part of the process.

Their players lounge is going to be a giant plastic kiddie pool. Great facilities.

Better than this?

Spoiler: Source:

http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/threads/iowa-state-football-bashing-thread.212159/page-136#post-5024645

That is completely unprofessional.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

We should stop with the glasses stuff. When a storm is raging, a few accessories will pay the ultimate price. This is part of the process.

Their players lounge is going to be a giant plastic kiddie pool. Great facilities.

Better than this?

Spoiler: Source:

http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/threads/iowa-state-football-bashing-thread.212159/page-136#post-5024645

That is completely unprofessional.

The cattle tanks or the trainer caressing that dude's head?

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Better than this?

Spoiler: Source:

http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/threads/iowa-state-football-bashing-thread.212159/page-136#post-5024645

That is completely unprofessional.

The cattle tanks or the trainer caressing that dude's head?

The girl. Cattle tanks are the norm for preseason.