The Day the Bullies Died

nolookpass

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A long long time ago
I can still remember how
The 2 deeps used to make Norm smile
And I knew if Phil had his chance
That he could make a fool of Jantz
And maybe fans would be happy for a while
But September made me shiver
With each bad loss Hawks deliver
Upsets on the doorstep
The Bullies losing their rep
I can't remember if I cried
When I saw Zach Derby lined up wide
But something touched me deep inside
**The day the Bullies died**
 
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Bye, bye my Hawkeye pride
Drove my Chevy to the tailgate but Sally Mason made it dry
 

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did you write the playbook of greg and
do you have faith kornbraths leg
cuz the offense really blows?

now do you believe in 3rd tier bowls?
can rudock save barta's bank rolls?
and can CJ be any more slow?

Well I know NLP is in love with him
because he wears old spice and hits the gym
but chippewas kick off while he snoozed
and sure as hell we lose

I am an angry, mid-age spoiled fuck
with dried up roses and shit-ass luck
but fuck you hawks, you really sucked
on the day the bullies died
 
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Did you write the playbook form?
And do you have faith in legless Norm
If the note card tells you so?
Now do you believe in jailbreak screens?
Can KOK save your mundane schemes?
And can you teach me how to bench tommy soybean?
 

nolookpass

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did you write the playbook of greg and
do you have faith kornbraths leg
cuz the offense really blows?

now do you believe in 3rd tier bowls?
can rudock save barta's bank rolls?
and can CJ be any more slow?

Well I know NLP is in love with him
because he wears old spice and hits the gym
but broncos kick off while he snoozed
and sure as hell we lose

I am an angry, mid-age spoiled fuck
with dried up roses and shit-ass luck
but fuck you hawks, you really sucked
on the day the bullies died
BAM!
 

AZmessDAWG

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nlp and wade both with solid work there.
 

nolookpass

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and the 3 plays Stanzi admired most
waggle, stretch and skinny post
gone like Bob Sanders ghost
the day..the bowl string died
 
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and the 3 plays Stanzi admired most
waggle, stretch and skinny post
gone like Bob Sanders ghost
the day..the bowl string died
Deep crossing routes may have developed slow
But these 3 yard hooks, they fucking blow
KOK's detractors, they're eating crow
The day...James' future died
 
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Here's an old Legend12 diddy:

A long, long time ago...I can still remember
How the softball shirts used to make me smile.
And I knew if he had his way
That there was not a bill he would pay
But, maybe, we’d be clean shaven for a while.

But Purethane made me shiver
With every late bill I’d deliver.
Bad news on the doorstep;
He couldn’t take one more step.

I can’t remember if I roared
When I read about his shuttered doors,
But something touched me deep inside
The day GDI died.

So bye-bye, GDI.
Drove his Chevy to the bowl,
And even NotEss said “Hi!”.
And them HaLo boys were drinkin’ Keystone Light
Singin’, "Is this the end of GDI?
"who will we mock without GDI?"
 

MoneyPit

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Very funny yet sad.
 

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Here's an old Legend12 diddy:

A long, long time ago...I can still remember
How the softball shirts used to make me smile.
And I knew if he had his way
That there was not a bill he would pay
But, maybe, we’d be clean shaven for a while.

But Purethane made me shiver
With every late bill I’d deliver.
Bad news on the doorstep;
He couldn’t take one more step.

I can’t remember if I roared
When I read about his shuttered doors,
But something touched me deep inside
The day GDI died.

So bye-bye, GDI.
Drove his Chevy to the bowl,
And even NotEss said “Hi!”.
And them HaLo boys were drinkin’ Keystone Light
Singin’, "Is this the end of GDI?
"who will we mock without GDI?"
RIP
 

FrodoTBaggin

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Great stuff. L wade with the surprise.
 

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Keep this going. We need to compile the best lines and come up with an official version.
 
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the derby line is the funniest thing NLP has ever posted.
 

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Now the Horseshoe air was sweet perfume
While A-Rob played a Rose Bowl tune.
We all got up to dance,
Oh but they never had a chance.
As the players tried to march the field
The coaching staff refused to yield.
We all recall what was revealed
The day the bullies died.
 

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I'm embarrassed at how much I laughed and am still laughing at the Derby line.

I'm laughing about it right now.

It was completely unexpected and sadly accurate. For there to be humor, there must be pain.

Fuck. It's so goddamn funny!!!!! He could've picked any white player, but he went with Zach Derby which is so perfect.
 

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He showed up in town in a stupid hat
He was sorta old and more than sorta fat
But the shitshow to come, not even I saw that
The day Coach Greg arrived
 

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I'm embarrassed at how much I laughed and am still laughing at the Derby line.

I'm laughing about it right now.

It was completely unexpected and sadly accurate. For there to be humor, there must be pain.

Fuck. It's so goddamn funny!!!!! He could've picked any white player, but he went with Zach Derby which is so perfect.
I actually cried from laughter ... Just pitch perfect
 

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NLP and LWade FTMFW. Man I love HALO.
 

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Just .Freaking.Awesome.
 

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Nice fucking work, looker. And LWade with a surprising, yet quality contribution. Do we have enough for the whole song yet?
 

L. Wade Childress

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there might not be enough verses in the song to fully express my feelings right now.
 

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Nobody has really done enough with the course yet.
 
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Say what you want about NLP......but every once in a while, he can bring the lolz.
 

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Now the Horseshoe air was sweet perfume
While A-Rob played a Rose Bowl tune.
We all got up to dance,
Oh but they never had a chance.
As the players tried to march the field
The coaching staff refused to yield.
We all recall what was revealed
The day the bullies died.
bravo!
 

nolookpass

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met a walkon who made the 2s, asked him for some recruitin news
he just smiled and turned away

went down to the Gameday store, where I'd heard the Hokey Pokey years before, but...
Ron said the music wouldnt play

And, in the streets the scalpers screamed, the coed's cried, and ESS schemed, but...
Not a word was spoken - Kinnick Magic is broken

And, the three men Kirk admires most: Doyle, Reese and Joe Pas Ghost, they...
Caught the last train for the coast the day the Bullies died
 

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So bye, bye coaches Evy and Fry
Ricky Stanzi was the manzi
until Bielema tried
A trick fake punt, and Kinnick angrily cried
Singin this'll be the day the bullies die.
 

AZmessDAWG

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Ok it's not funny anymore.
 

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The fans were singin' why, why
Must this too end like Fry
Carl Davis still soft and heavy, and too many white guys
And the marching band can't remember the last time
That they played about heaven being dry
That they played about heaven being dry
 
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