The Day the Bullies Died

[RecreationalGynecologist]

Dont give a fuck..she's hot..must breed with her

 

[Alan Lomax]

Even if she's 16?

She's obviously of age you dumbfuck.

 

[BBK]

Even if she's 16?

She's obviously of age you dumbfuck.

Dumbfuck? Does this mean we can't be friends, Alan? That would break my heart.

 

[The Dad]

Even if she's 16?

She's obviously of age you dumbfuck.

Dumbfuck? Does this mean we can't be friends, Alan? That would break my heart.

Guys, can we not ruin this beautiful gift Mr. Brants has given us with this gay balls man-drama?

Thank you in advance for your consideration.

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

Update: Here's what I've come up with - a bunch of vague references to a video that accompanies the series of b/w pictures of her and her boyfriend. None of the sites that claim to have said video appear to be legit and ask for a credit card, so no dice.

She is supposedly an English major from U of M and most of the photos in the original link were from 5 years ago. She's dating a Detroit-area club owner who is supporting her "modeling" career. Some people claim that she has gotten a little thicker as of late, but I've seen no evidence to support that claim.

 

[hawkeyealum]

still would.

 

[BLSardo]

Nice to know HaLo has top men on this...top. men.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Update: Here's what I've come up with - a bunch of vague references to a video that accompanies the series of b/w pictures of her and her boyfriend. None of the sites that claim to have said video appear to be legit and ask for a credit card, so no dice.

She is supposedly an English major from U of M and most of the photos in the original link were from 5 years ago. She's dating a Detroit-area club owner who is supporting her "modeling" career. Some people claim that she has gotten a little thicker as of late, but I've seen no evidence to support that claim.

Good work. Keep digging.

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

Update: Here's what I've come up with - a bunch of vague references to a video that accompanies the series of b/w pictures of her and her boyfriend. None of the sites that claim to have said video appear to be legit and ask for a credit card, so no dice.

She is supposedly an English major from U of M and most of the photos in the original link were from 5 years ago. She's dating a Detroit-area club owner who is supporting her "modeling" career. Some people claim that she has gotten a little thicker as of late, but I've seen no evidence to support that claim.

Good work. Keep digging.

More info although I can't confirm its validity. If it's accurate, many of the photos Brants linked were from when she was 18-19 so looks like we're in the clear.

- Lives in Warren, Michigan.
- Her boyfriend was a big Romney supporter
- Approx. 26 years old
- May be seen in a movie titled Amateur Crazy College Rave Party F*ck! although her role is pretty tame.
- You can see her at www.pussycatshows.com. She is or was a chat host there under the name of jessica kristen.

Here is a link to her fairly legit looking modeling page on a "work safe" site. Her modeling name is Jessica Ashley

http://www.modelmayhem.com/1290003

Self-reported, public, facts:

5' 10"
125 lbs
C cup
Email: bookjessicaashley@gmail.com
Twitter: @TweetJessAsh
Facebook: www.facebook.com/jessicaashleyfanpage

She actually lists some fairly legitimate modeling gigs which makes her "oh, hi, here's a picture of me with a cock in my mouth" surprising.

 

[brantshawks]

You win the internet today.

 

[foxhawks]

Update: Here's what I've come up with - a bunch of vague references to a video that accompanies the series of b/w pictures of her and her boyfriend. None of the sites that claim to have said video appear to be legit and ask for a credit card, so no dice.

She is supposedly an English major from U of M and most of the photos in the original link were from 5 years ago. She's dating a Detroit-area club owner who is supporting her "modeling" career. Some people claim that she has gotten a little thicker as of late, but I've seen no evidence to support that claim.

Good work. Keep digging.

More info although I can't confirm its validity. If it's accurate, many of the photos Brants linked were from when she was 18-19 so looks like we're in the clear.

- Lives in Warren, Michigan.
- Her boyfriend was a big Romney supporter
- Approx. 26 years old
- May be seen in a movie titled Amateur Crazy College Rave Party F*ck! although her role is pretty tame.
- You can see her at www.pussycatshows.com. She is or was a chat host there under the name of jessica kristen.

Here is a link to her fairly legit looking modeling page on a "work safe" site. Her modeling name is Jessica Ashley

http://www.modelmayhem.com/1290003

Self-reported, public, facts:

5' 10"
125 lbs
C cup
Email: bookjessicaashley@gmail.com
Twitter: @TweetJessAsh
Facebook: www.facebook.com/jessicaashleyfanpage

She actually lists some fairly legitimate modeling gigs which makes her "oh, hi, here's a picture of me with a cock in my mouth" AWESOME.

FIFY

 

[hawkeyealum]

Pierce is a top poster and internet sleuth

 

[hawkeyealum]

odd she just joined facebook in september

 

[valp0guy]

I rediscovered this thread after seeing it yesterday.

Looks like I'm going down with the rest of you homos

/nohomo

 

[6deuce]

Anyone else google "Amateur Crazy College Rave Party F*ck!"???

 

[valp0guy]

Anyone else google "Amateur Crazy College Rave Party F*ck!"???

BBK started writing a 20 page review 40 minutes ago. He's almost done.

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

PSA - the pussycatshows.com is a dead link. Dammit...

 

[sobrien51]

Anyone else google "Amateur Crazy College Rave Party F*ck!"???

NO

/liar

 

[hawkeyealum]

Anyone else google "Amateur Crazy College Rave Party F*ck!"???

BBK started writing a 20 page review 40 minutes ago. He's almost done.

a certain poster scoffs about the about of time it is taking BBK to write a paper of this length

 

[BLSardo]

This is a fucking awesome thread.

 

[Lime]

This is a fucking awesome thread.

that Derby line.

 

[howler]

This is a fucking awesome thread.

that Derby line.

When I saw all those white guys (+Shumpert) lined up wide this past Saturday (where were Powell and KMM?), I thought of nolook's line and cracked up.

 

[CUIHAWK]

I bet CUI has photoshopped Brantss guitarclock into her guitar photo and is seethingly fapping with rage.

 

[Lime]

fucking derby

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

More info although I can't confirm its validity. If it's accurate, many of the photos Brants linked were from when she was 18-19 so looks like we're in the clear.

- Lives in Warren, Michigan.
- Her boyfriend was a big Romney supporter
- Approx. 26 years old
- May be seen in a movie titled Amateur Crazy College Rave Party F*ck! although her role is pretty tame.
- You can see her at www.pussycatshows.com. She is or was a chat host there under the name of jessica kristen.

Here is a link to her fairly legit looking modeling page on a "work safe" site. Her modeling name is Jessica Ashley

http://www.modelmayhem.com/1290003

Self-reported, public, facts:

5' 10"
125 lbs
C cup
Email: bookjessicaashley@gmail.com
Twitter: @TweetJessAsh
Facebook: www.facebook.com/jessicaashleyfanpage

She actually lists some fairly legitimate modeling gigs which makes her "oh, hi, here's a picture of me with a cock in my mouth" surprising.

She's been in Playboy.

Our little Jessica Ashley made it.

 

[Gushawk]

Still dead. Maybe deader than ever. Kirk efforts to breathe life back into Lazarus appear to have failed this time, as a result of the worst coordinator hire possible.

 

[MickerHawk]

and the 3 plays Stanzi admired most
waggle, stretch and skinny post
gone like Bob Sanders ghost
the day..the bowl string died

succinct

 

[Lime]

http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/12tyr5/1010/

I have not viewed the links, therefore, I take no responsibility of whether or not you're doing something illegal by fapping to the pics.

somehow we glossed over this thread from that thread

 

[nolookpass]

A long long time ago
I can still remember how
Bob Sanders used to make Norm smile
And I knew if Beathard had his chance
he could make Hawk fans dance
And maybe Theyd be happy for a while
But September made me shiver
Against the clones Kirk can't deliver
Upsets on the doorstep
The Bullies losing their rep
I can't remember if I cried
When I saw mark Weismann running wide
But something touched me deep inside
**The day the hawkeyes died**



Now the Horseshoe air was sweet perfume
While Vandy played a Rose Bowl tune
We all got up to dance
But Kirk wouldn't give us a chance
As the offense tried to March the field
The coaching staff refused to yield
We all recall what was revealed
The day the Bullies died


Met a walkon who made the twos
Asked him for some recruiting news
He just smiled and fair catched away
Went down to the Gameday store
Where the Hokey Pokey played before
But the man there said the music wouldn't play

And the 3 plays Stanzi admired most
Waggle, screen and skinny post
Gone like Derrick Willies ghost
The day the Hawkeyes died

And in the streets the scalper screamed, coeds cried
Greg Davis schemed
Not a word was spoken
Kinnick Magic was broken

So by by coaches Evy and Fry
Stanzi was the Manzi
Until Bielema tried
A trick fake punt and Kinnick angrily cried
Singing this will be the day the Hawks died

Final version

 

[AZmessDAWG]

pretty good

 

[MickerHawk]

No, no, no.

You changed the " can't remember if I cried" line from Derby to Weissman. It was perfect the way it was.

 

[nolookpass]

Lotta young Tavern Hoks dunno Derby

 

[Verbal]

Fittingly, Don McLean is a bully.

http://www.kwwl.com/story/30992549/2016/01/18/american-pie-singer-arrested-on-domestic-violence-charge

 

[Aloha Mr. Hand]

Was he drinking whisky and rye?

 

[Verbal]

Was he drinking whisky and rye?

Not sure, but I suspect his hands were clenched in fists of rage.

 

[Gushawk]

It sounds like someone was touched deep inside.

 

[brantshawks]

This thread kind of has it all, doesn't it.

 

[Ben Kenobi]

Did you write off twenty-fifteen?
And do you have faith in New Kirk's sheen
If Gary Barta tells you so?
Do you believe in black and gold
Can winning save your Tavern soul
Now that Des decided not to go pro?

Well, I know you love that ’16 slate
'Cause I saw you start to celebrate
Ya’ll shook off Rose Bowl blues
Said “Man, the West’s the Hawks to lose!”

I was a lonely mid-aged Tavern Hawk
Sippin’ sweet wine coolahs, doin’ lotsa talk
But I knew our ship would a-gain dock
The day the Bullies died

 

[brantshawks]

Did you write off twenty-fifteen?
And do you have faith in New Kirk's sheen
If Gary Barta tells you so?
Do you believe in black and gold
Can winning save your Tavern soul
Now that Des decided not to go pro?

Well, I know you love that ’16 slate
'Cause I saw you start to celebrate
Ya’ll shook off Rose Bowl blues
Said “Man, the West’s the Hawks to lose!”

I was a lonely mid-aged Tavern Hawk
Sippin’ sweet wine coolahs, doin’ lotsa talk
But I knew our ship would a-gain dock
The day the Bullies died

 

[MikeyJoe]

I'm embarrassed at how much I laughed and am still laughing at the Derby line.

I'm laughing about it right now.

It was completely unexpected and sadly accurate. For there to be humor, there must be pain.

Fuck. It's so goddamn funny!!!!! He could've picked any white player, but he went with Zach Derby which is so perfect.

I still sometimes sing this line to myself and burst out laughing.

 

[gohawkeyes811]

I'm embarrassed at how much I laughed and am still laughing at the Derby line.

I'm laughing about it right now.

It was completely unexpected and sadly accurate. For there to be humor, there must be pain.

Fuck. It's so goddamn funny!!!!! He could've picked any white player, but he went with Zach Derby which is so perfect.

I still sometimes sing this line to myself and burst out laughing.

Whenever Iowa has a peculiar play or a GD special, my brother and I just kind of hum that verse and start cracking up.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

If Denver gets beat tomorrow it's likely because they used a roster spot on a favor for a friend.

 

[MikeyJoe]

I can't remember if I cried
When I saw Zach Derby lined up wide

Randomly popped into my head this morning and I've been singing this all day.

This might be the board's high point.

 

[Lime]

I can't remember if I cried
When I saw Zach Derby lined up wide

Randomly popped into my head this morning and I've been singing this all day.

This might be the board's high point.

I posted this a couple of weeks ago, but GF and I were at the Wisconsin game this year. at some point (probably after another 3-yard pass to McCarron on 3rd-and-long), she made a comment about Iowa's offense being awful, and I replied that it was better than the time Zach Derby lined up wide. she didn't get it.

 

[nolookpass]

I can't remember if I cried
When I saw Zach Derby lined up wide

Randomly popped into my head this morning and I've been singing this all day.

This might be the board's high point.

I posted this a couple of weeks ago, but GF and I were at the Wisconsin game this year. at some point (probably after another 3-yard pass to McCarron on 3rd-and-long), she made a comment about Iowa's offense being awful, and I replied that it was better than the time Zach Derby lined up wide. she didn't get it.

Pic?

 

[Lime]

Randomly popped into my head this morning and I've been singing this all day.

This might be the board's high point.

I posted this a couple of weeks ago, but GF and I were at the Wisconsin game this year. at some point (probably after another 3-yard pass to McCarron on 3rd-and-long), she made a comment about Iowa's offense being awful, and I replied that it was better than the time Zach Derby lined up wide. she didn't get it.

Pic?

 

[IowaWigman]

Bump for @ivan_drago

 

[ivan_drago]

Never try to cover the Beatles. Just pay homage with a link.

 

[Monster]

I had to bump this thread because I had forgotten the "I can't remember if I cried" line. LOL.

 

[brantshawks]

On this day in history.... I was better than I am now.