#2 Iowa vs #15 Grand Canyon University • First Round• 5:25 • TBS

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

I heard there would be some interesting TV viewing on CBS, Tru TV, TBS, and TNT prior to the Iowa game.

I’m going to have to check with my cable provider.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

I’m going to have to check with my cable provider.

Try adjusting your rabbit ears first.

 

[newsbreaker]

I’m going to have to check with my cable provider.

Try shoving your cable up your ass, first.

 

[BngHawk]

Anything else?

 

[newsbreaker]

That’s it. Just put it up your ass. You can try fucking yourself, but I assumed that was already happening.

 

[BngHawk]

That’s it. Just put it up your ass. You can try fucking yourself, but I assumed that was already happening.

How do TV networks tally Nielsen ratings of a viewer who has rabbit ears only?

 

[newsbreaker]

How do TV networks tally Nielsen ratings of a viewer has rabbit ears only?

I *think* there is a diary component.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I *think* there is a diary component.

Is that before or after I put the rabbit ears in my ass?

 

[TJones3312]

Is that before or after I put the rabbit ears in my ass?

It’s actually during.

 

[newsbreaker]

Is that before or after I put the rabbit ears in my ass?

You can tell them, but they aren’t allowed to ask.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Been waiting two years for today, to post up at a sports bar for an entire day and watch tourney games and my bracket and my squares challenge numbers while drinking and eating shit bar food for 10 hours straight. I may break down in tears at some point. Unless Iowa loses. Then glasses will fly.

We did this yesterday, should do it again today.

 

[brantshawks]

I was out watching sports and drinking for 12 hours yesterday and it was amazing.

Won't get out until 430-5 today at wellman's but great weekend so far and already took Monday off.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

I was out watching sports and drinking for 12 hours yesterday and it was amazing.

Won't get out until 430-5 today at wellman's but great weekend so far and already took Monday off.

Started our day yesterday with @tcondon at Down Under. He’s damn good on the radio, but really cool to hear him in person as well. Damn fine American.

 

[brantshawks]

Started our day yesterday with @tcondon at Down Under. He’s damn good on the radio, but really cool to hear him in person as well. Damn fine American.

I went past DU on the way to Ridgemont but it wasn't until like 6 so figured he was already gone, but need to drink beers with him at some point.

 

[The Tin Man]

 

[BBK]

We're gonna be on TBS? Is Andy Griffith on afterwards?

 

[TJones3312]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Why did heavens stop posting here?

 

[douglasbader]

Why did heavens stop posting here?

He went rightwing trumptard and did something stupid if I remember correctly.

 

[ivan_drago]

Why did heavens stop posting here?

It’s a liberal Echo chamber

 

[Stomper15]

Feeling like this right now.

 

[thrawn]

Heavens was the pissiest Iowa sports poster. Just always sour because of some result 10 years earlier.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Why did heavens stop posting here?

He became too successful for the board with his barstool gig.

 

[BBK]

Line has gone down a couple points...

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Line has gone down a couple points...

Hawks by 999,998.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Line has gone down a couple points...

I assume because people are stupid and think OSU missing a bunch of FTs somehow means Iowa is overrated.

 

[BBK]

 

[KitKatApples]

?

 

[Stomper15]

@tcondon doing a pre-game. Have that on the Sonos and the tv muted.

1460 KXNO | iHeart

Des Moines' Sports Station

www.iheart.com

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Bobby and Dolph calling the game from Kinnick lol

 

[TJones3312]

Bobby and Dolph calling the game from Kinnick lol

That’s where they did the btt.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I *think* there is a diary component.

what if I am lactose intolerant

 

[HiG 2.0]

LFG! Garza gonna go in dry!

 

[TJones3312]

I mean. Most of us are thinking it.

 

[Will McCoy]

Do they stick to the tip time or move it back based on the end of the previous game ?

 

[BngHawk]

I mean. Most of us are thinking it.

Gimme a break.

 

[Hawkstrat]

I like spectacle, so I like Hawkeye Elvis, but he doesn't mean anything to the fanbase. Just a weird dude having fun. I also thought Barkley's comment was funny.

Unrelated note

 

[HiawathaHawk]

Titus and Tate went to a game there and always joke about how the students are all high/tripping all game. They go nuts.

 

[HawkLax6]

 

[BngHawk]

Fuck Hilton magic. Give me ‘lope magic

 

[Creed]

 

[HiawathaHawk]

Fucking wild. Damn it’d be fun to have a section with half that juice.

 

[KitKatApples]

Lol god damn this is going to be an annoying game

 

[Hawkstrat]

We are to the diarrhea portion of my NCAA tournament pregame ritual.

 

[BngHawk]

We are to the diarrhea portion of my NCAA tournament pregame ritual.

Oh

 

[HiawathaHawk]

Did they go to a game or was it just based on videos like that? I’ve heard them reference it a bunch.

 

[Harlan]

Game day, bitches. Good vibes only. Enough of this panther shit or NW St garbage.

Austin Ash will be gyrating like a chimp under the basket along the baseline in the first half. Then I look forward to him remaining threes in the second.

Careful there, Dolph.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[The Dad]

Now maybe they can grab a fucking rebound.

 

[Matt]

Hope that crew doesn’t do the Iowa/Oregon game, so bad