**2015 Iowa Hawkeye Football Season Thread**

[douglasbader]

The offseason is over, boyz. Fall camp opens and we have our first round of delusional optimism and it surprisingly doesn't even come from someone in Iowa.

A writer with the Orlando Sentinel has Iowa ranked #26 going into the season.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/college/college-gridiron-365/os-college-football-countdown-no-26-iowa-2015-post.html

 

[AZmess]

Let the retardation commence.

@Shawneemicks
@Gushawk
@bigazzturkeylegs
@Heavens
@jabberjaw
@BBK

 

[KitKatApples]

Thank you Douglas.

 

[Tugboat]

With CJB and Daniels now starting, I'm cautiously optimistic. We'll find out if Kirk can work any magic on the O-Line. I'm predicting 8-4.

With that said, If we see another 25 yard horizontal pass that gets picked for a TD (NIU/Maryland)I'm buying "firegregdavis.com"

 

[TH1974]

Boom!

Let's do it right, boyz.

 

[douglasbader]

I like it, a lot of positive vibes in this thread to start.

Either PWN the fucking shit out of us with 9 wins or more or lose them all in horrifying fashion. Do it KIRK.

 

[KitKatApples]

FUCKIN DO IT!!!!!!!!!

 

[douglasbader]

Let the record show that @Lime was the first negative vibe in the thread. If Iowa sucks, this is on him.

 

[jabberjaw]

Let the retardation commence.

@Shawneemicks
@Gushawk
@bigazzturkeylegs
@Heavens

I'd like to be added to that list, AZ.

 

[nolookpass]

My head says 7-5, my heart says 9-3.

 

[Natty Bumppo]

I think there is a real possibility this year's team will be that 10-2 team everybody outside of Iowa howls about because of the weak schedule.

There is also the possibility they will be a 4-8 team everybody in Iowa howls about because of the weak schedule.

 

[Lime]

Let the record show that @Lime was the first negative vibe in the thread. If Iowa sucks, this is on him.

Phone browser accident. Unintended bow and rescinded

 

[douglasbader]

Let the record show that @Lime was the first negative vibe in the thread. If Iowa sucks, this is on him.

Phone browser accident. Unintended bow and rescinded

Good man.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Iowa football 2015. A Prelude to Bert.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

I want them to go 10-2. I do.

 

[Gushawk]

2-0 and I'm back on the train, boyz. Otherwise, Bert or bust.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

I want them to go 10-2. I do.

What's wrong with 15-0? I'd rather them do that.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

I want them to go 10-2. I do.

What's wrong with 15-0? I'd rather them do that.

you greedy sob

 

[Russell Ziske]

LB's, a consistent running game & special teams will tell the tale for this group. If any of those 3 are a glaring weakness again, it will be a long year. I think Iowa will try to run the ball a lot more than most might think.

 

[Monster]

With CJB and Daniels now starting, I'm cautiously optimistic. We'll find out if Kirk can work any magic on the O-Line. I'm predicting 8-4.

With that said, If we see another 25 yard horizontal pass that gets picked for a TD (NIU/Maryland)I'm buying "firegregdavis.com"

Did that happen a lot?

 

[Shawneemicks]

I'm considering a Prelude to Bert tat.

 

[KitKatApples]

I'm considering raising my cholesterol in honor of Bret.

 

[KitKatApples]

I'll eat a bowl of my own poop if they win ten fucking games.

 

[TH1974]

I'll eat a bowl of my own poop if they win ten fucking games.

BBK is wondering where those fucking games are being held.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Kirk is going to surprise everybody and bring home a B One G Championship this year

 

[C.A.jones]

8 or 9 wins and I'd like to see all of these "weak teams" on this "weak schedule" kick some non Hawkeye butt.

 

[Revolver]

8 or 9 wins and I'd like to see all of these "weak teams" on this "weak schedule" kick some non Hawkeye butt.

Why?

 

[HCPhawk]

>= 9 wins or <= 5 wins please.

 

[C.A.jones]

8 or 9 wins and I'd like to see all of these "weak teams" on this "weak schedule" kick some non Hawkeye butt.

Why?

As much as Kirk and Greg and Gary bother me I still would like a somewhat successful season and while were at it seeing some teams we beat have success would be a nice endorsement.

 

[KitKatApples]

BBK is wondering where those fucking games are being held.

If he PM's me and has 50 bucks he'll find out.

 

[douglasbader]

I will say this, boyz, if Ferentz makes it to Indianapolis I will forgive him for the last few years and welcome him to finish this thing out.

 

[AZmess]

I will say this, boyz, if Ferentz makes it to Indianapolis I will forgive him for the last few years and welcome him to finish this thing out.

And I'll RATT the shit out of you.

 

[douglasbader]

I will say this, boyz, if Ferentz makes it to Indianapolis I will forgive him for the last few years and welcome him to finish this thing out.

And I'll RAPE the shit out of you.

 

[AZmess]

Grow the fuck up.

 

[KitKatApples]

I'll take some of that

 

[douglasbader]

Grow the fuck up.

You wanna fuck me too?

 

[AZmess]

Grow the fuck up.

You wanna fuck me too?

Show some class for once

 

[Gushawk]

This is the year for redemption if it is to be had. I hope they're good enough at OL, LB and coaching football to take advantage of a golden opportunity.

 

[KitKatApples]

They're probably not but I enjoy the halo roller coaster.

 

[valp0]

FUCKIN DO IT!!!!!!!!!

 

[Malickfan]

I will say this, boyz, if Ferentz makes it to Indianapolis I will forgive him for the last few years and welcome him to finish this thing out.

 

[douglasbader]

Grow the fuck up.

You wanna fuck me too?

Show some class for once

Bend over and I can help you with that.

 

[douglasbader]

I will say this, boyz, if Ferentz makes it to Indianapolis I will forgive him for the last few years and welcome him to finish this thing out.

I would have a pretty big boner watching Iowa vs. Ohio State in Indianapolis.

 

[C.A.jones]

This is the year for redemption if it is to be had. I hope they're good enough at OL, LB and coaching football to take advantage of a golden opportunity.

Absolutely this is a golden opportunity and Kirk knows it.

 

[Shawneemicks]

I will say this, boyz, if Ferentz makes it to Indianapolis I will forgive him for the last few years and welcome him to finish this thing out.

I would have a pretty big boner watching Iowa vs. Ohio State in Indianapolis.

So would the Buckeyes.

 

[Gushawk]

This is the year for redemption if it is to be had. I hope they're good enough at OL, LB and coaching football to take advantage of a golden opportunity.

Absolutely this is a golden opportunity and Kirk knows it.

We'll see, and see if the roster is such that it matters even if he, Greg, Chris et al can somehow manage to not be dumbfucks and grasp concepts such as time, self scouting and how to constrain defenses.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

An OSU/Iowa championship game would the rapiest raperoom in the history of raperooms. Urban would be using Gold Bond for a week in preparation of going in as dry as possible. That's two programs on completely different levels, coaching, athleticism, you name it. Would not be pretty.

 

[Lime]

An OSU/Iowa championship game would the rapiest raperoom in the history of raperooms. Urban would be using Gold Bond for a week in preparation of going in as dry as possible. That's two programs on completely different levels, coaching, athleticism, you name it. Would not be pretty.

if Iowa makes it to Indianapolis then they are better than we think now though. like Beathard is actually as good as some here think, KF skipping I-Club breakfasts is working, Daniels is a stud, GD died on the sidelines...

 

[TH1974]

An OSU/Iowa championship game would the rapiest raperoom in the history of raperooms. Urban would be using Gold Bond for a week in preparation of going in as dry as possible. That's two programs on completely different levels, coaching, athleticism, you name it. Would not be pretty.

It'd be a good Ferentz special. Hawks lose by 4, with some questionable playcalling and clock management down the stretch.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

An OSU/Iowa championship game would the rapiest raperoom in the history of raperooms. Urban would be using Gold Bond for a week in preparation of going in as dry as possible. That's two programs on completely different levels, coaching, athleticism, you name it. Would not be pretty.

if Iowa makes it to Indianapolis then they are better than we think now though. like Beathard is actually as good as some here think, KF skipping I-Club breakfasts is working, Daniels is a stud, GD died on the sidelines...

Undoubtedly. But also please consider the schedule. My point still stands. Ugly ugly ugly.