**2015 Iowa Hawkeye Football Season Thread**

Geese

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Bert is disrespectful just as Kurt and Garta is intended to be.
 

AZmess

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Bert is disrespectful just as Kurt and Garta is intended to be.
Which is weird considering the boner he gives everyone around here.
 

douglasbader

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It is pretty obvious that the BHGP guys read this board, right?

That isn't a TH1972 joke either.
 
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I can attest that it's pretty obvious even if you are a dipshit.
 

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I definitely mean only affection, and intend no insult or disrespect, when Bert passes my lips or digits.
 

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I've never actually navigated to BHGP intentionally. they seem to try a little too hard. is it worth a regular read?
 
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It's one thing to have a flock of yahoo's on Halo Berting it up but to have any old soybean hawkeye fan calling him Bert is unconscionable.
 
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Is 24 a lot?
Not for Bert.

Google Bret Bielema and this is what you get.

  1. Bret Bielema
    Football coach
  2. Bret Arnold "Bert" Bielema is an American college football coach and current head coach at Arkansas. Bielema previously served as head coach at Wisconsin, a position he held from 2006 to 2012, achieving a 68–24 record. Wikipedia
  3. Born: January 13, 1970 (age 45), Prophetstown, IL
  4. Nationality: American
  5. Spouse: Jennifer Hielsberg (m. 2012)
  6. Team: Arkansas Razorbacks football
  7. Past teams coached: Wisconsin Badgers football (Head coach, 2006–2012)
  8. Education: University of Iowa
 
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Kurt/Bert are HaLo's version of CPR and CFH. I bet Chris Williams would get a kick out of Bert.
 

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I hope CW and CF get to suck Bert's BSC some day, if you're picking up what I'm laying down.
 

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The correct answer is: Bacon-Soaked Cock.
 

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BTN had the 2008 Penn State vs. Iowa game on last night and I recorded it. A couple things.....

- Can't believe that was 7 years ago already. Seems like yesterday.
- That team could be a mother fucker when they wanted to. So much talent and the Defense was nasty and tried to hurt people.
- How beautiful it was to see a team with an actual running back. That line and Shonn Greene were so good.
- Iowa should have been 12-1 that year. Gave away all 4 of those losses and Stanzi simply wasn't ready early enough and they had too many offensive lapses.
- 2008-2010 Iowa should have lost about 4 games total.

It would be great to see this years team have a running game again.
 
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Stanzi appeared to be ready in the Pitt game in which he was benched.
 

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BTN had the 2008 Penn State vs. Iowa game on last night and I recorded it. A couple things.....

- Can't believe that was 7 years ago already. Seems like yesterday.
- That team could be a mother fucker when they wanted to. So much talent and the Defense was nasty and tried to hurt people.
- How beautiful it was to see a team with an actual running back. That line and Shonn Greene were so good.
- Iowa should have been 12-1 that year. Gave away all 4 of those losses and Stanzi simply wasn't ready early enough and they had too many offensive lapses.
- 2008-2010 Iowa should have lost about 4 games total.

It would be great to see this years team have a running game again.
Hi
 

nolookpass

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CJs balls clang like cymbals. He has a Tate like year only better and the Hawks go nine and three at worst
 
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