**2015 Iowa Hawkeye Football Season Thread**

Monster

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Of course. 4 or 5 years ago. I took a sick day to mourn.
 

HawkLax6

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Who was the coach that voted us #1 in the Coaches Poll?
I don't think they show the coaches poll results (who voted for who) until the end of the season.
Thanks. Any guesses?
One of these guys:

The board for the 2015 season: Dino Babers, Bowling Green; David Bailiff, Rice; Frank Beamer, Virginia Tech; Craig Bohl, Wyoming; Terry Bowden, Akron; Art Briles, Baylor; Troy Calhoun, Air Force; Matt Campbell, Toledo; Rod Carey, Northern Illinois; Norm Chow, Hawaii; Paul Chryst, Wisconsin; Dave Clawson, Wake Forest; Larry Coker, Texas-San Antonio; David Cutcliffe, Duke; Mark Dantonio, Michigan State; Tim DeRuyter, Fresno State; Bob Diaco, Connecticut; Sonny Dykes, California; Shawn Elliott, South Carolina; Larry Fedora, North Carolina; Jimbo Fisher, Florida State; Kyle Flood, Rutgers; Dennis Franchione, Texas State; James Franklin, Penn State; Willie Fritz, Georgia Southern; Todd Graham, Arizona State; Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State; Jim Harbaugh, Michigan; Mark Helfrich, Oregon; Doc Holliday, Marshall; Mark Hudspeth, Louisiana-Lafayette; Paul Johnson, Georgia Tech; Joey Jones, South Alabama; Brian Kelly, Notre Dame; Brad Lambert, Charlotte; Lance Leipold, Buffalo; Rocky Long, San Diego State; Mike MacIntyre, Colorado; Gus Malzahn, Auburn; Doug Martin, New Mexico State; Dan McCarney, North Texas; Ruffin McNeill, East Carolina; Bronco Mendenhall, Brigham Young; Urban Meyer, Ohio State; Les Miles, LSU; Phillip Montgomery, Tulsa; Ken Niumatalolo, Navy; George O'Leary, Central Florida; Gary Patterson, TCU; Chris Petersen, Washington; Paul Petrino, Idaho; Gary Pinkel, Missouri; Paul Rhoads, Iowa State; Mark Richt, Georgia; Mike Riley, Nebrantska; Nick Saban, Alabama; Frank Solich, Ohio; Rick Stockstill, Middle Tennessee State; Bob Stoops, Oklahoma; Kevin Sumlin, Texas AM; Dabo Swinney, Clemson; Tommy Tuberville, Cincinnati; Matt Wells, Utah State; Kyle Whittingham, Utah.
 
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Bizarre CSB Alert:

My wife went to some Cambodian fortune teller thing after we got married re: kids. The fortune teller said that if we had a baby this year (Cambodian year runs from April to April) if it was a boy my wife would have good luck. If it were to be a girl I would have good luck. Our kid was conceived on or about August 1, 2015. Iowa's 2015 fall camp opened August 2, 2015. I would have been pro son but secretly started hoping it was a girl after we found out in early Sept. Obviously Iowa has not lost since. Learned today we are having a girl. Kid is due next April. 15-0 boyz. It's happening.
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(Even if we lose I'm still giving the kid credit for good luck and sending the fortune teller some Iowa gear with a request to pose for a picture on the local Bamboo Train.

Postscript: My requests to for a name with initials "CJ" has thus far been rebuked. Still working on it.
 
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I don't think they show the coaches poll results (who voted for who) until the end of the season.
Thanks. Any guesses?
One of these guys:

The board for the 2015 season: Dino Babers, Bowling Green; David Bailiff, Rice; Frank Beamer, Virginia Tech; Craig Bohl, Wyoming; Terry Bowden, Akron; Art Briles, Baylor; Troy Calhoun, Air Force; Matt Campbell, Toledo; Rod Carey, Northern Illinois; Norm Chow, Hawaii; Paul Chryst, Wisconsin; Dave Clawson, Wake Forest; Larry Coker, Texas-San Antonio; David Cutcliffe, Duke; Mark Dantonio, Michigan State; Tim DeRuyter, Fresno State; Bob Diaco, Connecticut; Sonny Dykes, California; Shawn Elliott, South Carolina; Larry Fedora, North Carolina; Jimbo Fisher, Florida State; Kyle Flood, Rutgers; Dennis Franchione, Texas State; James Franklin, Penn State; Willie Fritz, Georgia Southern; Todd Graham, Arizona State; Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State; Jim Harbaugh, Michigan; Mark Helfrich, Oregon; Doc Holliday, Marshall; Mark Hudspeth, Louisiana-Lafayette; Paul Johnson, Georgia Tech; Joey Jones, South Alabama; Brian Kelly, Notre Dame; Brad Lambert, Charlotte; Lance Leipold, Buffalo; Rocky Long, San Diego State; Mike MacIntyre, Colorado; Gus Malzahn, Auburn; Doug Martin, New Mexico State; Dan McCarney, North Texas; Ruffin McNeill, East Carolina; Bronco Mendenhall, Brigham Young; Urban Meyer, Ohio State; Les Miles, LSU; Phillip Montgomery, Tulsa; Ken Niumatalolo, Navy; George O'Leary, Central Florida; Gary Patterson, TCU; Chris Petersen, Washington; Paul Petrino, Idaho; Gary Pinkel, Missouri; Paul Rhoads, Iowa State; Mark Richt, Georgia; Mike Riley, Nebrantska; Nick Saban, Alabama; Frank Solich, Ohio; Rick Stockstill, Middle Tennessee State; Bob Stoops, Oklahoma; Kevin Sumlin, Texas AM; Dabo Swinney, Clemson; Tommy Tuberville, Cincinnati; Matt Wells, Utah State; Kyle Whittingham, Utah.
 

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Hopefully your good juju wipes out my bad. My 2.5 year old has puked about 5 times in his life. Tonight he threw up all over a Hawkeye onesie.

I'm looking for ways to reverse the bad omen and am open to suggestion.
 

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Hopefully your good juju wipes out my bad. My 2.5 year old has puked about 5 times in his life. Tonight he threw up all over a Hawkeye onesie.

I'm looking for ways to reverse the bad omen and am open to suggestion.
Is it your first born? I've heard good things about sacrificing first borns.
 

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Hopefully your good juju wipes out my bad. My 2.5 year old has puked about 5 times in his life. Tonight he threw up all over a Hawkeye onesie.

I'm looking for ways to reverse the bad omen and am open to suggestion.
18/01/2011 at 1:52 pm
The region of BandaAbou & Westpunt have many unique superstitions:

And the best for last if you caary a baby and it throws-up on you that is very good luck.
#CCMF

http://www.meetcuracao.com/2011/01/17/curacao-vs-the-netherlands-superstitions/
 

Monster

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Bizarre CSB Alert:

My wife went to some Cambodian fortune teller thing after we got married re: kids. The fortune teller said that if we had a baby this year (Cambodian year runs from April to April) if it was a boy my wife would have good luck. If it were to be a girl I would have good luck. Our kid was conceived on or about August 1, 2015. Iowa's 2015 fall camp opened August 2, 2015. I would have been pro son but secretly started hoping it was a girl after we found out in early Sept. Obviously Iowa has not lost since. Learned today we are having a girl. Kid is due next April. 15-0 boyz. It's happening.
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(Even if we lose I'm still giving the kid credit for good luck and sending the fortune teller some Iowa gear with a request to pose for a picture on the local Bamboo Train.

Postscript: My requests to for a name with initials "CJ" has thus far been rebuked. Still working on it.
That's a crock of shit story, but I'm going with it.
 

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Hopefully your good juju wipes out my bad. My 2.5 year old has puked about 5 times in his life. Tonight he threw up all over a Hawkeye onesie.

I'm looking for ways to reverse the bad omen and am open to suggestion.
Try washing it
 
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Blythe got robbed.

E.g. all four of the first team all douche DLs were DEs.

I don't see why you can't have two centers on the OL.
 

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Blythe and Walsh, especially Blythe, had fantastic seasons. I hope he is fucking pissed.
 
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Probably one of the best parts of Kirk winning COY is that Fitzgerald would have been a near lock had KF not gone 12-0.

Fuck you Patty.
 

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The Illinois State headline is excellent, followed closely by Pitt.
 
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