**2015 Iowa Hawkeye Football Season Thread**

[Lime]

An OSU/Iowa championship game would the rapiest raperoom in the history of raperooms. Urban would be using Gold Bond for a week in preparation of going in as dry as possible. That's two programs on completely different levels, coaching, athleticism, you name it. Would not be pretty.

if Iowa makes it to Indianapolis then they are better than we think now though. like Beathard is actually as good as some here think, KF skipping I-Club breakfasts is working, Daniels is a stud, GD died on the sidelines...

Undoubtedly. But also please consider the schedule. My point still stands. Ugly ugly ugly.

true. and Iowa was going 0 of 2 on fumble recoveries from beating Wisconsin and probably winning the west and losing even worse than 59-0 so you might be right.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

An OSU/Iowa championship game would the rapiest raperoom in the history of raperooms. Urban would be using Gold Bond for a week in preparation of going in as dry as possible. That's two programs on completely different levels, coaching, athleticism, you name it. Would not be pretty.

It'd be a good Ferentz special. Hawks lose by 4, with some questionable playcalling and clock management down the stretch.

Kurt not being able to go all Kurt would be the only thing taking the sting off of the pummeling.

 

[douglasbader]

An OSU/Iowa championship game would the rapiest raperoom in the history of raperooms. Urban would be using Gold Bond for a week in preparation of going in as dry as possible. That's two programs on completely different levels, coaching, athleticism, you name it. Would not be pretty.

if Iowa makes it to Indianapolis then they are better than we think now though. like Beathard is actually as good as some here think, KF skipping I-Club breakfasts is working, Daniels is a stud, GD died on the sidelines...

Undoubtedly. But also please consider the schedule. My point still stands. Ugly ugly ugly.

Come on man, this is like if some huge dork suddenly finds himself in a presidential suite at the best hotel in Vegas with Emily Ratajkowski spread eagle waiting for him.

You know that the sex isn't going to be pretty, but you aren't going to let that ruin the memory and what the overall moment means.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Oh, I'd enjoy it. I'm just keeping it real. Sometimes it's nice going into games you know you're getting ass kicked no matter what.

 

[BuffettHawk]

I think the Hawks beat OSU by two touchdowns in Indy.

 

[CamelTones]

Oh, I'd enjoy it. I'm just keeping it real. Sometimes it's nice going into games you know you're getting ass kicked no matter what.

Like Ohio State in 2013?

 

[valp0]

I think the Hawks beat OSU by two touchdowns in Indy.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Oh, I'd enjoy it. I'm just keeping it real. Sometimes it's nice going into games you know you're getting ass kicked no matter what.

Like Ohio State in 2013?

Whatever makes you feel better, Camel.

 

[C.A.jones]

The actual strength of schedule is yet to be determined.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

LOL

 

[Shawneemicks]

Go look at the 2 deeps at LB then come back & let's discuss this Iowa getting to the B10CG thing.

 

[Lime]

Go look at the 2 deeps at LB then come back & let's discuss this Iowa getting to the B10CG thing.

I am not particularly high on the the prospect but they really weren't that far away last year. that doesn't mean they're a great team or anything but if they win a game they lost by two points they would have had a chance to clinch in a game against Nebrantska that they led by 17 late in the 4Q. You only need a couple of different bounces for Iowa to go 6-2 and get a Colorado/Texas 2004-05ish beatdown.

 

[Shawneemicks]

I guess anything is possible; Chris White is still a football coach after all.

 

[ChipHilton]

The actual strength of schedule is yet to be determined.

Kinda like the play of the LBs and OL and ST.

 

[Gushawk]

Oh, I'd enjoy it. I'm just keeping it real. Sometimes it's nice going into games you know you're getting ass kicked no matter what.

Like Ohio State in 2013?

They didn't punt.

 

[CamelTones]

Oh, I'd enjoy it. I'm just keeping it real. Sometimes it's nice going into games you know you're getting ass kicked no matter what.

Like Ohio State in 2013?

They didn't punt.

And Iowa still only lost by 10.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Go look at the 2 deeps at LB then come back & let's discuss this Iowa getting to the B10CG thing.

You'd best stick what you're good at. Predictions is not one of them.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Go look at the 2 deeps at LB then come back & let's discuss this Iowa getting to the B10CG thing.

You'd best stick what you're good at. Predictions is not one of them.

Except that I am.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Go look at the 2 deeps at LB then come back & let's discuss this Iowa getting to the B10CG thing.

You'd best stick what you're good at. Predictions is not one of them.

Except that I am.

4 teams from SEC

 

[Shawneemicks]

You'd best stick what you're good at. Predictions is not one of them.

Except that I am.

4 teams from SEC

3. At least get my fuck ups correct, AZ.

 

[Geese]

Except that I am.

4 teams from SEC

5. At least get my fuck ups correct, AZ.

That's how dumb you are.

 

[BuffettHawk]

 

[douglasbader]

Bert is gonna come home. He promised Hayden.

 

[Lime]

Bert is gonna come home. He promised Hayden.

ain't no doubt about it. Kirk's gonna pull a 9-3 season out of his ass and retire into the sunset, Bret's gonna come home.

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[Eastside Ray Ray]

Shawnee is going to love this season.

5-7. you guys are gonna hate CJ and rue for the days of Rudock.


Then Bert is gonna come home, and all will be forgotten as we commence on 15 years of Big 10 West and overall conference titles - and absolute smotherings of the phaggot ISU, Indianas, NWs and ilk of the world.




Home is where the heart is.

 

[Harlan]

An OSU/Iowa championship game would the rapiest raperoom in the history of raperooms. Urban would be using Gold Bond for a week in preparation of going in as dry as possible. That's two programs on completely different levels, coaching, athleticism, you name it. Would not be pretty.

It'd be a good Ferentz special. Hawks lose by 4, with some questionable playcalling and clock management down the stretch.

NLP would quickly forget the game.

 

[Harlan]

I think the Hawks beat OSU by two touchdowns in Indy.

 

[Malickfan]

Shawnee is going to love this season.

5-7. you guys are gonna hate CJ and rue for the days of Rudock.


Then Bert is gonna come home, and all will be forgotten as we commence on 15 years of Big 10 West and overall conference titles - and absolute smotherings of the phaggot ISU, Indianas, NWs and ilk of the world.

 

[BBK]

Bert.

 

[Gushawk]

New President in September?

Also, subtle change in local media (Gazette, Howe/Harty) coverage of threat to Gary's tenure posed by field hockey/shit sports gender equity stuff, at least on the podcasts.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Bert is gonna come home. He promised Hayden.

 

[bigazzturkeylegs]

#BringBertHome

 

[Monster]

#BringBertHome

Good Lord. They're calling him Bert too. Duuuuumb.

It would be hilarious if Bret revealed years from now he was interested in the Iowa job, but hated the fanbase calling him Bert. Hilarious.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Would

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

#BringBertHome

Looks like Bert just got done polishing off a bratwurst.

 

[Harlan]

#BringBertHome

Looks like Bert just got done polishing off a bratwurst.

He can do that on my chest if it brings him home.

 

[douglasbader]

 

[douglasbader]

 

[Geese]

da fuck happened here

 

[eclone]

da fuck happened here

He noticed the sign across the street that the McRib was back and momentarily blacked out.

 

[Eastside Ray Ray]

Im gonna end up fucking @BuffettHawk and i dont even care.

Bert or bust boyz

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Kurt and Garta, as dumb as it is, I get. The Bert thing I don't.

 

[Hawk24]

#BringBertHome

Looks like Bert just got done polishing off a bratwurst.

And a case of Heineken.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

An OSU/Iowa championship game would the rapiest raperoom in the history of raperooms. Urban would be using Gold Bond for a week in preparation of going in as dry as possible. That's two programs on completely different levels, coaching, athleticism, you name it. Would not be pretty.

New President in September?

Also, subtle change in local media (Gazette, Howe/Harty) coverage of threat to Gary's tenure posed by field hockey/shit sports gender equity stuff, at least on the podcasts.

I don't see anything coming of this whatsoever except for the dept of Ed clearing them and lawsuits getting filed and dismissed. however I would say that any time you get a new boss that there's a decent chance you are getting fired though.

 

[TH1974]

An OSU/Iowa championship game would the rapiest raperoom in the history of raperooms. Urban would be using Gold Bond for a week in preparation of going in as dry as possible. That's two programs on completely different levels, coaching, athleticism, you name it. Would not be pretty.

New President in September?

Also, subtle change in local media (Gazette, Howe/Harty) coverage of threat to Gary's tenure posed by field hockey/shit sports gender equity stuff, at least on the podcasts.

I don't see anything coming of this whatsoever except for the dept of Ed clearing them and lawsuits getting filed and dismissed. however I would say that any time you get a new boss that there's a decent chance you are getting fired though.

QUOTE FUNCTION!!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Jesus take the keyboard

 

[Gushawk]

Kurt and Garta, as dumb as it is, I get. The Bert thing I don't.

Sounds fat. Rhymes with Kurt.

Garta won't work for Bert, though.

 

[howler]

Lots of predictions here from other B10 fans. Not one projection above third place in the West. Several, in fact, below Northwestern and Minnesota.

One Kirk Special, coming up....

http://247sports.com/Board/30/Contents/I am a giant douche-Roundtable-2015-Pre-Season-Week-11-Conference-Predictions-38549916

 

[Harlan]

Im gonna end up fucking @BuffettHawk and i dont even care.

Bert or bust boyz

Seems reasonable.