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Couple of recruit pics (Hockenson, Bandwart, and Williams). Williams is in socks but he's probably only 6'2". Banwart and Hockenson are big boys. That being said:

 

The Dad

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The head on that one guy is pretty great.

Looks like a giant toddler.
 

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That kid is going to be an absolute monster considering he probably just got a little peach fuzz on his bean bag. Is that an 8th grader graduating early?
 

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Kirk looks rather dapper in these recent pics, btw.

Presidential.
 

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Oh man, I feel terrible about saying these things and I try not to because i know they're kids but damn, this is just too ripe.
 

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Oh man, I feel terrible about saying these things and I try not to because i know they're kids but damn, this is just too ripe.
Nothing has gotten too ripe in that boy's household in a long, long time.
 

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Williams looks like the type of guy that just loves a Busch Light kegger in the middle of nowhere.
 

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The real concern is that Frodo is picturing HaMo's children.
 

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The real concern is that Frodo is picturing HaMo's children.
It might be concerning if he'd only referenced his kids vaguely a time or two. As it is, I'm not sure if he's posted about Jerry or his kids more. And to be honest, if he'd never posted a pic of Jerry, this is how I'd picture him:

 

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My kids are the opposite. They all mature early.
 

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Giant toddler is great. Reminds me of the giant midget who road raged me a few years ago.
 

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I'm still laughing.

"Hey Jenny, what does your new boyfriend look like?"

"Um, he kinda looks like a giant toddler."
 

Ben Kenobi

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A few years in Doyle's program and he'll look like this:

 

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My gf saw the pic of Williams and just busted out laughing and before I said anything she said 'His head, he looks like he's 4'
 
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My younger brother lives in Chariton and has seen Hock play quite a bit. Says the kid is the real deal. Damn good basketball player too.
 

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My gf saw the pic of Williams and just busted out laughing and before I said anything she said 'His head, he looks like he's 4'
It's only January 20th, but this post is going to be hard to top in 2016.
 
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