2016 Football Recruiting

[Shawneemicks]

Can't wait for the season, guys.

 

[Gushawk]

You said you think that the recruiting strategy of offering kids we have no chance of getting as some sort of validation for recruiting Johnny Soybean's is possible.

No, I didn't. I said "who knows what they are doing at this point?"

So you think Yugo's scenario is possible, huh? smh.

Probably. A good portion of the fan base (including me) is so sick of him that reason is sometimes compromised. I stand by "loved Jake like a son", however.

You weren't responding to this question?

I was responding to Mikey's derangement syndrome post.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

The talent pool in Iowa is thin historically to begin with but looking at our offer list for 2016, I don't see ONE from Iowa yet. You gotta think there's usually 5-6 a year.

 

[Creed]

Which means we will probably sign 10 guys from the state this year.

 

[Uff Da]

Looks like a low amount of Iowa kids with rankings. Iowa will probably just wait and swoop in on UNI commits in February

 

[AZmessDAWG]

lol what a bitch retaliation bow

 

[ClintWalker]

What's interesting is how Kirk never seems to be concerned/interested in recruiting. I'm sure behind the scenes things are different but you get the feeling Kirk thinks he can "coach up" the players that come to Iowa and compete most years. After the last four years maybe he is rethinking this approach? The next two years are going to be interesting around here.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

What's interesting is how Kirk never seems to be concerned/interested in recruiting. I'm sure behind the scenes things are different but you get the feeling Kirk thinks he can "coach up" the players that come to Iowa and compete most years. After the last four years maybe he is rethinking this approach? The next two years are going to be interesting around here.

Translation: Kirk sure seems like he doesn't care about recruiting. Of course in reality that's a fucking stupid thing to say and isn't true. But if it were true I wonder if he's rethinking that hypothetical retarded philosophy.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Translation: Kirk sure seems like he doesn't care about recruiting. Of course in reality that's a fucking stupid thing to say and isn't true. But if it were true I wonder if he's rethinking that hypothetical retarded philosophy.

He either doesn't care about it or sucks at it.

Your choice.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Translation: Kirk sure seems like he doesn't care about recruiting. Of course in reality that's a fucking stupid thing to say and isn't true. But if it were true I wonder if he's rethinking that hypothetical retarded philosophy.

He either doesn't care about it or sucks at it.

Your choice.

I'm not saying its good.

 

[ClintWalker]

What's interesting is how Kirk never seems to be concerned/interested in recruiting. I'm sure behind the scenes things are different but you get the feeling Kirk thinks he can "coach up" the players that come to Iowa and compete most years. After the last four years maybe he is rethinking this approach? The next two years are going to be interesting around here.

Translation: Kirk sure seems like he doesn't care about recruiting. Of course in reality that's a fucking stupid thing to say and isn't true. But if it were true I wonder if he's rethinking that hypothetical retarded philosophy.

Hence the "I'm sure behind the scenes things are different". If you hypothetically, didn't do well with reading comprehension would you strive to improve that skill?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

What's interesting is how Kirk never seems to be concerned/interested in recruiting. I'm sure behind the scenes things are different but you get the feeling Kirk thinks he can "coach up" the players that come to Iowa and compete most years. After the last four years maybe he is rethinking this approach? The next two years are going to be interesting around here.

Translation: Kirk sure seems like he doesn't care about recruiting. Of course in reality that's a fucking stupid thing to say and isn't true. But if it were true I wonder if he's rethinking that hypothetical retarded philosophy.

Hence the "I'm sure behind the scenes things are different". If you hypothetically, didn't do well with reading comprehension would you strive to improve that skill?

Your whole post was fucking stupid.

 

[ClintWalker]

Translation: Kirk sure seems like he doesn't care about recruiting. Of course in reality that's a fucking stupid thing to say and isn't true. But if it were true I wonder if he's rethinking that hypothetical retarded philosophy.

Hence the "I'm sure behind the scenes things are different". If you hypothetically, didn't do well with reading comprehension would you strive to improve that skill?

Your whole post was fucking stupid.

Meow.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Going well so far...

 

[Uff Da]

Will the QB recruit stick if Wisconsin offers?

No commits from Iowa, not sure there is an offer to one at this point

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

I'm fairly confident they don't know what they're doing at this point. Darts with blindfolds.
Yakety sax is playing in the background on a loop inside Ft Kinnick I think. That was the upgrade that caused the delays in moving in I'm told.

with this gif looping on the big screen.

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This play looks worse with each loop.

I like how he sticks his right arm out as if there is an invisible wall there that will stop him from going out of bounds. When he realizes the wall is only in his mind, he's like 'fuck! I need to keep this ball in-bounds - otherwise the other team will get it."

It was like a retarded mime pretending he's playing basketball.

 

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This play looks worse with each loop.

I like how he sticks his right arm out as if there is an invisible wall there that will stop him from going out of bounds. When he realizes the wall is only in his mind, he's like 'fuck! I need to keep this ball in-bounds - otherwise the other team will get it."

It was like a retarded mime pretending he's playing basketball.

Try not to laugh out loud but there are several folks on this board that think JP is a playmaker & he needs the ball in his hands.

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

We have so few BBK-approved "playmakers" that we tend to overrate anyone that has a scintilla of speed/athleticism. We did it with Nico Law too.

On a normal team, Parker would never see the field. Daniels is another. He had one good/great TD run a bunch of other meh ones and because the alternative is a slow-footed cracker we convince ourselves he is the next Shonn Greene.

Our talent at skill positions is awful.

 

[howler]

We have so few BBK-approved "playmakers" that we tend to overrate anyone that has a scintilla of speed/athleticism. We did it with Nico Law too.

On a normal team, Parker would never see the field. Daniels is another. He had one good/great TD run a bunch of other meh ones and because the alternative is a slow-footed cracker we convince ourselves he is the next Shonn Greene.

Our talent at skill positions is awful.

A lot of truth to this. Standards have been systematically lowered that any guy who doesn't look like Chad Logan Porkncorn seems dynamo.

 

[Shawneemicks]

We have so few BBK-approved "playmakers" that we tend to overrate anyone that has a scintilla of speed/athleticism. We did it with Nico Law too.

On a normal team, Parker would never see the field. Daniels is another. He had one good/great TD run a bunch of other meh ones and because the alternative is a slow-footed cracker we convince ourselves he is the next Shonn Greene.

Our talent at skill positions is awful.

exactly

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

At least we have over 4,000 offers out to more of these below average but BBK approved playmakers.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Bert would be cleaning up! with that new facility.
Just sayin'.

#bringberthome

 

[C.A.jones]

We have so few BBK-approved "playmakers" that we tend to overrate anyone that has a scintilla of speed/athleticism. We did it with Nico Law too.

On a normal team, Parker would never see the field. Daniels is another. He had one good/great TD run a bunch of other meh ones and because the alternative is a slow-footed cracker we convince ourselves he is the next Shonn Greene.

Our talent at skill positions is awful.

On a normal team the special teams coach would be fired/let go.

 

[wondergrape]

I need to stop opening football threads.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Wisconsin has offered Stanley

 

[douglasbader]

Wisconsin has offered Stanley

The great thing about Iowa sucking is that I don't fear them losing anyone of significance in recruiting.

 

[Uff Da]

This play looks worse with each loop.

I like how he sticks his right arm out as if there is an invisible wall there that will stop him from going out of bounds. When he realizes the wall is only in his mind, he's like 'fuck! I need to keep this ball in-bounds - otherwise the other team will get it."

It was like a retarded mime pretending he's playing basketball.

Try not to laugh out loud but there are several folks on this board that think JP is a playmaker & he needs the ball in his hands.

Where was Vandeberg going?

Thinking Parker is a playmaker on this team is an outcome of the low talent level on the roster.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

JFC. I'm going to fucking stab the next person who throws their "Parker isn't that good because the other players aren't very good" hot take analysis out there. We fucking get it, we ALL feel the same.

 

[brantshawks]

 

[cjhawks]

HaLo attitude towards Iowa football is akin to this guy's attitude in the Oscar-worthy blockbuster Armageddon:

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Parker isn't that good because the other players aren't very good

 

[KitKatApples]

And that's cause the coaches aren't very good.

 

[Stu Beagle]

This recruiting class is going to suck big time. Ferentz isn't going to be around to see any kid from this class graduate. The kids likely know this. You know damn well other programs will be using it against us.

 

[Vepr]

This recruiting class is going to suck big time. Ferentz isn't going to be around to see any kid from this class graduate. The kids likely know this. You know damn well other programs will be using it against us.

I would think the opposite would work better... "Look you and I both know he is not going anywhere, just look at that rediculous contract. He has the university by the balls so you are going to be stuck playing your entire college career for the ghost of football past."

 

[jabberjaw]

This recruiting class is going to suck big time. Ferentz isn't going to be around to see any kid from this class graduate. The kids likely know this. You know damn well other programs will be using it against us.

Doesn't seem to hurt other programs.

 

[douglasbader]

This recruiting class is going to suck big time. Ferentz isn't going to be around to see any kid from this class graduate. The kids likely know this. You know damn well other programs will be using it against us.

I think Iowa is at the point where other programs don't even bother negative recruiting against them. They don't have to.

 

[CurdMan]

This recruiting class is going to suck big time. Ferentz isn't going to be around to see any kid from this class graduate. The kids likely know this. You know damn well other programs will be using it against us.

Kirk should be using this to his advantage. "Start with me, finish with BB"

 

[Shawneemicks]

Going well so far...

This week...

 

[Gushawk]

This recruiting class is going to suck big time. Ferentz isn't going to be around to see any kid from this class graduate. The kids likely know this. You know damn well other programs will be using it against us.

I think Iowa is at the point where other programs don't even bother negative recruiting against them. They don't have to.

Kirk ain't beating MSU out for questionable character talent on signing day ever again. He's done.

 

[douglasbader]

I think Iowa had 10 or 12 commits at this point last year. They have 2 and one of them might jump ship soon.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

I think Iowa had 10 or 12 commits at this point last year. They have 2 and one of them might jump ship soon.

7 at this time last year.

Boyle: 3-26-14
Cook: 2-27-14
Hockaday: 3-29-14
Newborg: 8-31-13
Both Paulsens: 3-2-14
Reiff: 4-24-14

We do have offers out to about 200 kids, though, so that's something.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Its about building relationships you guys.

 

[Stu Beagle]

New practice/football building seems to be working...

 

[Gushawk]

That newly conceived Seth Wallace operation sure seems to be reaping dividends. Or at least it.

 

[nolookpass]

Where's cj to stop this negative redundancy?

 

[Stu Beagle]

Seth Wallace looks like another AWFUL hire by Kirk

 

[Shawneemicks]

Seth Wallace looks like another AWFUL hire by Kirk

tremendous human being

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Seth Wallace looks like another AWFUL hire by Kirk

How can you say that? He's made over 4,000 offers so far.

 

[CamelTones]

Seth Wallace looks like another AWFUL hire by Kirk

How can you say that? He's made over 4,000 offers so far.

At least he's forced Kirk to offer guys from outside state borders.

 

[Stu Beagle]

I'm guessing we will have very few commits until later in the year. No out of state player is going to commit to Iowa unless they know they won't' be getting a better offer.