2016 Football Recruiting

[MikeyJoe]

 

[Shawneemicks]

Iowa will regret this one...

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

Doubt it

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Couple of recruit pics (Hockenson, Bandwart, and Williams). Williams is in socks but he's probably only 6'2". Banwart and Hockenson are big boys. That being said:

 

[The Dad]

The head on that one guy is pretty great.

Looks like a giant toddler.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

That kid is going to be an absolute monster considering he probably just got a little peach fuzz on his bean bag. Is that an 8th grader graduating early?

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

That's EXACTLY how I picture Monster's children, btw.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

I hope the filming of Goonies 2 doesn't fuck with his classwork too much.

 

[BLSardo]

I can't breathe.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Probably has a little Gerber between those sausage fingers.

 

[BLSardo]

Kirk looks rather dapper in these recent pics, btw.

Presidential.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Oh man, I feel terrible about saying these things and I try not to because i know they're kids but damn, this is just too ripe.

 

[BLSardo]

Oh man, I feel terrible about saying these things and I try not to because i know they're kids but damn, this is just too ripe.

Nothing has gotten too ripe in that boy's household in a long, long time.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Dammit. That was supposed to be huge.

 

[StanCo]

 

[Judge Kemp]

That's EXACTLY how I picture Monster's children, btw.

Do you think that's how Monster's dad pictured him?

 

[CamelTones]

Williams looks like the type of guy that just loves a Busch Light kegger in the middle of nowhere.

 

[Monster]

Well, sonofabitch.

 

[Monster]

That's EXACTLY how I picture Monster's children, btw.

Why is that?

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

I can pic Monsta being #50 back in the day

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

That's EXACTLY how I picture Monster's children, btw.

Why is that?

Because it makes me happy?

 

[Ben Kenobi]

The real concern is that Frodo is picturing HaMo's children.

 

[Monster]

I can pic Monsta being #50 back in the day

Fuck no. I was trim and swole.

 

[Monster]

The real concern is that Frodo is picturing HaMo's children.

Yes.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

I can pic Monsta being #50 back in the day

Fuck no. I was trim and swole.

Highly paid educator of our children folks....

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

The real concern is that Frodo is picturing HaMo's children.

It might be concerning if he'd only referenced his kids vaguely a time or two. As it is, I'm not sure if he's posted about Jerry or his kids more. And to be honest, if he'd never posted a pic of Jerry, this is how I'd picture him:

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

The head on that one guy is pretty great.

Looks like a giant toddler.

This is one of the funniest things I've read here. I can't stop laughing.

 

[Monster]

My kids are the opposite. They all mature early.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

I just giggled again.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

I hope the giant toddler is an All-American by the time he's a senior.

 

[cloudhawk]

My kids are the opposite. They all mature early.

Mature before their toddler faces catch up?

 

[Monster]

Giant toddler is great. Reminds me of the giant midget who road raged me a few years ago.

 

[cloudhawk]

 

[Fargin Icehole]

Oh man, I feel terrible about saying these things and I try not to because i know they're kids but damn, this is just too ripe.

Nothing has gotten too ripe in that boy's household in a long, long time.

Except his diaper.

 

[iCRUNCH]

Papa Bear

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Oh for Fucks sake

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

I'm still laughing.

"Hey Jenny, what does your new boyfriend look like?"

"Um, he kinda looks like a giant toddler."

 

[Kerky]

That's EXACTLY how I picture Monster's children, btw.

Or 6 Deuce as a 6th grader

 

[nolookpass]

whens Farniok deciding?

 

[Ben Kenobi]

A few years in Doyle's program and he'll look like this:

 

[CamelTones]

My gf saw the pic of Williams and just busted out laughing and before I said anything she said 'His head, he looks like he's 4'

 

[TheOwl]

My younger brother lives in Chariton and has seen Hock play quite a bit. Says the kid is the real deal. Damn good basketball player too.

 

[AntiSocial]

Is that Rdubbs?

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[ChipHilton]

whens Farniok deciding?

Hopefully when Iowa calls to say that Jackson has committed and thanks him for his interest.

 

[ChipHilton]

Shoes or no shoes?

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

whens Farniok deciding?

Hopefully when Iowa calls to say that Jackson has committed and thanks him for his interest.

Not sure but probably shoes as Ferentz is apparently around 6'1" and Jones is listed at 5'11 or 6'0

 

[BLSardo]

My gf saw the pic of Williams and just busted out laughing and before I said anything she said 'His head, he looks like he's 4'

It's only January 20th, but this post is going to be hard to top in 2016.