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Wirfs could end up the greatest overall thrower in Iowa HS history. He's only got a month to go, and is chasing (NPI) Chase Madison who went 66' in the SP and about 206 in the discus. It won't matter, because Nick Phelps will beat both of them.

I was at a meet in Newton about 10 years ago when Chase hit the fence with a shot put. Hit the fucking fence. Can't really measure that. Same meet, one of my throwers got hit in the head. He didn't die.
 

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Wirfs could end up the greatest overall thrower in Iowa HS history. He's only got a month to go, and is chasing (NPI) Chase Madison who went 66' in the SP and about 206 in the discus. It won't matter, because Nick Phelps will beat both of them.

I was at a meet in Newton about 10 years ago when Chase hit the fence with a shot put. Hit the fucking fence. Can't really measure that. Same meet, one of my throwers got hit in the head. He didn't die.
saw Dion Manuel hit a kid in the head with an indoor shot
 

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HaMo fucking loves him some shot put.
 

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Wirfs could end up the greatest overall thrower in Iowa HS history. He's only got a month to go, and is chasing (NPI) Chase Madison who went 66' in the SP and about 206 in the discus. It won't matter, because Nick Phelps will beat both of them.

I was at a meet in Newton about 10 years ago when Chase hit the fence with a shot put. Hit the fucking fence. Can't really measure that. Same meet, one of my throwers got hit in the head. He didn't die.
saw Dion Manuel hit a kid in the head with an indoor shot
Plastic cover might help. Still kill a motherfucker.

Saw the same kid get hit TWICE with a discus in the same meet. Glad I wasn't his coach. He would've given me a heart attack.
 

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A kicker who I've never heard of apparently decommitted. Everyone please try to contain your disappointment. TIA.

 

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"my talents"

Oh, gfy. You take a ball and put it over that there way with your foot. JFC.
 

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This decommitment is going to hit Kirk the hardest of any of them. He can handle losing 4* RB's, WR's, etc but for the love of God not a punter! We'll only have 5 punters on our roster now.
 

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Cole is a fag. Not as big of a fag as this kicker, but a fag nonetheless.

 
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Wirfs went 66-03 today.

2nd longest in Iowa history.
 

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b/c he's a fucking boss, that's why
 

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Jesus jumped up Christ! And Blaser went 66 fucking 2! He's now 3rd all time. Madison is 4th at 66 even, Phelps is 5th with a year to go, I think, at 65'10.5 and Brinkman is like 7th right above Scherff. Can't wait for the state meet.
 
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Jesus jumped up Christ! And Blaser went 66 fucking 2! He's now 3rd all time. Madison is 4th at 66 even, Phelps is 5th with a year to go, I think, at 65'10.5 and Brinkman is like 7th right above Scherff. Can't wait for the state meet.
wHaMo at the state meet:

 

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I assume he's supposed to be masturbating. If so, who does it like that? Weird.
 

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I assume he's supposed to be masturbating. If so, who does it like that? Weird.
How do you do it? Be specific.
Pretty simple, really. While sitting lean on your right glute, then use the left hand to pull the slightly elevated left glute further outward to the left and sit on it, then lean on it slightly elevating the right glute and use the right hand to pull the right glute outward to the right and site. Now spread your legs and hold your junk up slightly with the right hand...
 

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I assume he's supposed to be masturbating. If so, who does it like that? Weird.
How do you do it? Be specific.
Pretty simple, really. While sitting lean on your right glute, then use the left hand to pull the slightly elevated left glute further outward to the left and sit on it, then lean on it slightly elevating the right glute and use the right hand to pull the right glute outward to the right and site. Now spread your legs and hold your junk up slightly with the right hand...
Yep that's how I do it too. Good deal. For a sec I was thinking maybe I was doing it weird.
 

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If Brandon Smith can catch he is going to be an ANIMAL. Love his potential.
 

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I think its odd that Smith doesn't run any events. Just jumps.
 

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Brandon Smith, if he catches on, is going to be fucking LIT fam.
 
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