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eclone

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Iowa in with a top WR recruit.
 

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Fuck Tom Lemming.
 

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Offered Waggoner tonight as well.
 
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Broken twitter link above. Here are the tweets from both players.


 

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I would prefer the iowa coaches are preparing to buttfuck the cyclones on Friday night rather than hanging out in St. Louis
 

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I would prefer the iowa coaches are preparing to buttfuck the cyclones on Friday night rather than hanging out in St. Louis
The hay is in the barn by noon Friday. I'm guessing they fly down on Charter and fly back
 

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I would prefer the iowa coaches are preparing to buttfuck the cyclones on Friday night rather than hanging out in St. Louis
The hay is in the barn by noon Friday. I'm guessing they fly down on Charter and fly back
Correct. They get on a private plane, take an hour flight to the local airport and have a car waiting, watch the game, talk for a bit after, drive back to the airport and fly home. Leave at 5pm and home by 11pm.
 

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I would prefer the iowa coaches are preparing to buttfuck the cyclones on Friday night rather than hanging out in St. Louis
The hay is in the barn by noon Friday. I'm guessing they fly down on Charter and fly back
Correct. They get on a private plane, take an hour flight to the local airport and have a car waiting, watch the game, talk for a bit after, drive back to the airport and fly home. Leave at 5pm and home by 11pm.
These guys aren't human!!! They never sleep!1!!1!1!1
 

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But when do they have time to flip tires and run on the treadmill? Maybe the charter plane has them onboard?
 
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I can't tell if BF is fat or possibly ripped/bigger boned.
 

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I imagine it is pretty damn hard for Brian to go from keeping college/NFL weight up to staying in shape while working coaches hours. Luckily they have plenty of nutrition and exercise resources. If I were a coach I would struggle to not drink my balls off every night.
 

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I imagine it is pretty damn hard for Brian to go from keeping college/NFL weight up to staying in shape while working coaches hours. Luckily they have plenty of nutrition and exercise resources. If I were a coach I would struggle to not drink my balls off every night.
You can tell him and Kirk both started working out more. They look a lot healthier than even a couple years ago.
 
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Kirk was jogging downtown Minneapolis the Saturday morning before the 2008 game in Minneapolis. Simple sweats and a plain black Nike stocking cap. It was strange, no one had a clue who he was heh
 

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Kirk was jogging downtown Minneapolis the Saturday morning before the 2008 game in Minneapolis. Simple sweats and a plain black Nike stocking cap. It was strange, no one had a clue who he was heh
This was better the last 5 times you told the story on here.
 

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First commit for 2018. The Bruner kid.

Iowa State offer? Check
Four hour radius? Check
LATFG? check
 

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not hawk related, but cool story bro:

just had a short talk with a NW asst here to talk with one of our kids:

https://n.rivals.com/content/prospects/6331

a short and awkward (though cordial) conversation, to say the least.
Did you accost him?
almost bumped into him on my way out of the bathroom. saw the NW jacket. congratulated him on what happened at kinnick.
I would have gone with "What's up, you fucking nerd?" Or "How's Pat's broken fucking leg?" Something like that.
 

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Our soon to be ex-head coach called me up to his room this morning. When I got there Kelvin Bell was sitting at his desk. We talked for a good ten minutes. It was the only day this week I had gear Iowa on.

I feel like mine's better.
 

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No offense @eclone but it sure annoys the shit out of me that the Hawkeye recruiting thread was started by a Cyclone poster.
 

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I forgot Darbogh was a dc kid. So they have had some recent success in the college ranks obviously. You know what high school Schmidt kid went to in Minneapolis? Also that's the first time I've ever seen a black dude spell Schmidt that way
 
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