My wife likes to talk about how my daughter’s friend is such a good person and the pastor’s daughter. I keep saying “have you ever watched a movie or heard a fuckin song?”
I forgot to add that one of them came into Iowa with a girlfriend he had been dating since middle school. She was a sweet girl and perfectly fine looking for a small western Iowa hick dump of a town. He broke up with her after freshman year because he discovered Iowa City girls with perfect bodies and huge tits liked good looking athletes that were hung like a horse (and he was a white guy!) and would be nice to them.
Anyways, by his senior year he was back with the hometown girlfriend and they are married and he has 2 or 3 kids with her.
The ironic thing is that the super ripped hulking black guy athlete was super private and protective of himself. He would only shower in the locker room in private (not that I blame him and is actually more normal than the alternative). The skinny white guy would walk naked in the locker room everywhere. One of the older linemen picked him up naked in the locker room one day, held him up and yelled out to everyone "Holy shit, look at the pecker on this freshman!" The lineman was the guy who transferred to Washington Huskies and ended up on American Idol. Can't remember his name.