**2021 Iowa Basketball Offseason Thread**

[L. Wade Childress]

Jorbo has already proven that he is worth $0

 

[Stomper15]

 

[HonorableMentionAllState]

Well that for sure, and also because Doug is going gay if he hasn't already.

That is certainly a very disconcerting self-imposed consequence to losing a bet.

 

[BuffettHawk]

 

[hawkeyealum]

No

 

[BuffettHawk]

Patrick is only $25 for 5 minutes.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Patrick is only $25 for 5 minutes.

most fans will only last a minute tops

 

[BuffettHawk]

most fans will only last a minute tops

You don’t have to post in every thread.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

You don’t have to post in every thread.

you might want to read my employment agreement again there mr big time lawyer

 

[thrawn]

The edited pictures make it look like he’s modeling a singlet for eastbay

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Probably correct. It was after The Gimp announced he was going to Kentucky, and there was no good transfer or HS option available.

Is the gimp an auto correct or just what we're calling fredrick now?

 

[CleteyColgate]

No

Stop being racist

 

[douglasbader]

Fredrick

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I hope all the student athletes are enjoying whoring themselves out

 

[Geese]

I hope all the student athletes are enjoying whoring themselves out

Checking their inboxes this morning

 

[Verbal]

Some dopey Iowa fans will buy some of this shit right away, but it won't be many and whatever limited demand there is will dry up very quickly.

 

[The Dad]

Some dopey Iowa fans will buy some of this shit right away, but it won't be many and whatever limited demand there is will dry up very quickly.

They’d be better off signing and selling Trump flags.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Hopefully bohannon makes a million dollars and it becomes a huge selling point to recruits.

 

[Hawkstrat]

I just don't want to know any of the dipshits willing to pay money to speak with a college student for 5 minutes.

 

[Kamala]

I just don't want to know any of the dipshits willing to pay money to speak with a college student for 5 minutes.

At they going to do this in season? I could see people using it as an airing of grievances

 

[Debit One]

At they going to do this in season? I could see people using it as an airing of grievances

That would be fantastic.

“Jordan, what I’d like to discuss is your pathetic level of effort on the defensive end of the court.”

or

“Jordan, that Indiana PG really made you his bitch last night. How did you feel about that?”

 

[Shawneemicks]

That would be fantastic.

“Jordan, what I’d like to discuss is your pathetic level of effort on the defensive end of the court.”

or

“Jordan, that Indiana PG really made you his bitch last night. How did you feel about that?”

Shawnee wants 5 minutes with Fran

 

[Herky823]

Shawnee wants 5 minutes with Fran

Are we sure he even gets wifi in the places he vacations?

 

[Shawneemicks]

Are we sure he even gets wifi in the places he vacations?

That’s what I’m wondering

 

[Shawneemicks]

“Austin, have you heard about the bet by @douglasbader on Halo?”

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

That would be fantastic.

“Jordan, what I’d like to discuss is your pathetic level of effort on the defensive end of the court.”

or

“Jordan, that Indiana PG really made you his bitch last night. How did you feel about that?”

I'm assuming there will be plenty of this happening which will also cool Jordan's (and other college athletes) jets on how badly he wants to put himself out there and be embarrassed. I expect a thread about here on halo at some point. Legendary potential.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Hate to say it, but no amount of negative feedback will give bohannon pause. It'll give him another notch on his victimhood belt though.

 

[HonorableMentionAllState]

I’m new to this forum but suffice it to say, I’m alarmed by Mr. Bader’s apparently unresolved latent homosexuality issues. Do we need to discuss a group intervention?

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I’m new to this forum but suffice it to say, I’m alarmed by Mr. Bader’s apparently unresolved latent homosexuality issues. Do we need to discuss a group intervention?

 

[WCFHawkeye]

I’m new to this forum but suffice it to say, I’m alarmed by Mr. Bader’s apparently unresolved latent homosexuality issues. Do we need to discuss a group intervention?

Loog?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Please

 

[Greg Obrecht]

I’m new to this forum but suffice it to say, I’m alarmed by Mr. Bader’s apparently unresolved latent homosexuality issues. Do we need to discuss a group intervention?

Group intervention? Like an orgy? If so, I’m in as long as Beebs shows up with his hawg.

 

[KitKatApples]

I’m new to this forum but suffice it to say, I’m alarmed by Mr. Bader’s apparently unresolved latent homosexuality issues. Do we need to discuss a group intervention?

We're all allies here

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

I'm assuming there will be plenty of this happening which will also cool Jordan's (and other college athletes) jets on how badly he wants to put himself out there and be embarrassed. I expect a thread about here on halo at some point. Legendary potential.

Upon perusing Twitter, ol Jordan has his barfight KO mentioned approximately every other post. Lol

 

[scottsdalehawk]

JoBo spent this historic day he has annoyingly been bitching about for years in a dusty lot selling fireworks and signing autographs. Congrats?!?

 

[LifelongHawk]

Ed Horton going for 26 and 17 in '89 win over #2 Illini on BTN.

 

[Creed]

I

JoBo spent this historic day he has annoyingly been bitching about for years in a dusty lot selling fireworks and signing autographs. Congrats?!?

Im rather certain I hate everyone in those photos.

 

[BluesHawk]

JoBo spent this historic day he has annoyingly been bitching about for years in a dusty lot selling fireworks and signing autographs. Congrats?!?

Bless his heart. JBo et al are going to find out pretty quick that not only are they going to have to do some actual work to get paid, there's also some jobs that just aren't worth the money.

 

[Stomper15]

Bless his heart. JBo et al are going to find out pretty quick that not only are they going to have to do some actual work to get paid, there's also some jobs that just aren't worth the money.

He'll find out what the majority of ex-NCAA men's athletes have learned after they graduate .... you're not as big of a deal as you think and making money off your name isn't easy.

 

[hawkeyealum]

I hate him so much

 

[Geese]

Any guesses how much he made doing that?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Hey guys guess what? JBO is gonna find out pretty quick how much money he can actually make. Gonna be a rude awakening.

 

[Lefty]

I just don't want to know any of the dipshits willing to pay money to speak with a college student for 5 minutes.

I could see parents doing it as a birthday present for a kid.
I would consider any adults wanting to pay to talk to them weird.

 

[Fletch]

Not sure.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Talk about it more.

 

[Harlan]

I could see parents doing it as a birthday present for a kid.
I would consider any adults wanting to pay to talk to them weird.

I'd take my son if it was down the street. He'd love it.

 

[Hawkstrat]

If I had a close friend that was a Cyclone fan I could see paying bohannon to leave a birthday greeting on his voicemail.

But I'd like to think if I had a Cyclone fan friend they wouldn't be the type to get overly pissy about bohannon.

Unfortunately I don't have any friends. I am very lonely.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

 

[AZmessDAWG]

“Coming up next on Least Surprising News Ever ...”

 

[MikeyJoe]

“Coming up next on Least Surprising News Ever ...”

AZ sucked a dick LOL!