**2021 Iowa Basketball Offseason Thread**

[Fletch]

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[Thomas Wolsey]

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[BuffettHawk]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Didn’t want him anyway?

 

[CleteyColgate]

Has Cal pulled his scholarship yet?

 

[iowa4ever20]

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Didn’t want him anyway?

Still don’t, used to too

 

[kenos]

Bring out the gimp.

 

[chaneccooms]

Calipari:

 

[CleteyColgate]

He's full of shit with this statement

 

[CamelTones]

Do you think he and his family discussed being proactive with this during one of Cals January phone calls?

 

[HerkyHopeful]

I'm sure it's probably one of his stress reactions/fractures. Kentucky probably thought Iowa didn't treat it properly and they could, then realized that maybe his bones are just shit and needs surgery to fix.

This all comes back to him being so injury prone, he's already had surgery before his first season has officially started.

 

[Creed]

Yeah if there is one thing Iowa is known for, it’s poor orthopedic surgeons.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Yeah if there is one thing Iowa is known for, it’s poor orthopedic surgeons.

I get that but every university orthopedic group thinks they have the best group around and confident they are the best.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

I talked to a couple buddies who are orthopedic surgeons and they asked around. Turns out everyone came to the conclusion that CJ needs to fuck off.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

I get that but every university orthopedic group thinks they have the best group around and confident they are the best.

You know what ortho group sucks? UK’s.

 

[CamelTones]

He had to redshirt because of an injury. Had a stress fracture his 2nd year. Had an ankle injury his 3rd year and now he has a broken leg.

 

[CleteyColgate]

You know what ortho group sucks? UK’s.

And thanks to Trump one of the least vaccinated states in the country

 

[KitKatApples]

Take that shit out of the fuckin basketball and football threads numb nuts

 

[Fletch]

Cletey just got told.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Lunardi has us still in the field. That would be a good goal for this team.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Take that shit out of the fuckin basketball and football threads numb nuts

I don't give one or even 2 fucks

 

[KitKatApples]

Congrats but leave the political bullshit off the basketball and football threads. Even nolook follows that rule ya douchebag

 

[The Dad]

Congrats but leave the political bullshit off the basketball and football threads. Even nolook follows that rule ya douchebag

Clete lacks impulse control. Likely a serial premature ejaculator.

 

[HawkeyeJonesEsq]

I get that but every university orthopedic group thinks they have the best group around and confident they are the best.

Being Kentucky, they realize he is not a race horse right? Because then a broken leg becomes worse.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Being Kentucky, they realize he is not a race horse right? Because then a broken leg becomes worse.

Not sure.

 

[Kamala]

Lunardi has us still in the field. That would be a good goal for this team.

It’s meaningless

 

[Greg Obrecht]

It’s meaningless

What? Lunardi doesn’t pick the field 8 months in advance for the committee? I learn something new every day. Thanks, HALO!

 

[douglasbader]

Fran is going to make a lot of people look stupid this year.

 

[HonorableMentionAllState]

Fran won’t look as stupid as some people, assuming Austin Ash averages more than four minutes per game.


“Lolz. I'll suck every dick on Halo if he averages more than 4 minutes per game this season.”

 

[douglasbader]

Fran won’t look as stupid as some people, assuming Austin Ash averages more than four minutes per game.


“Lolz. I'll suck every dick on Halo if he averages more than 4 minutes per game this season.”

No shit, some people have Old Style logos for their avatar.

 

[Hawkstrat]

I don't think Ash will average over 4, but just in case, I'm officially opting out of my blowjob.

 

[douglasbader]

Remember, this is 4 minutes per game average that Iowa plays, not that he plays.

 

[HonorableMentionAllState]

You should change your Michael Corleone avatar to Fredo Corleone, since you seem to have more in common with him. And stay out of boats in Lake Tahoe!

 

[douglasbader]

You should change your Michael Corleone avatar to Fredo Corleone, since you seem to have more in common with him. And stay out of boats in Lake Tahoe!

I need to try to stay out of your mom first.

 

[HonorableMentionAllState]

Seriously Fredo? A mom joke? Hilarious!

 

[kenos]

I need to try to stay out of your mom first.

You and many, many, many others.

 

[Fletch]

Lolz. I'll suck every dick on Halo if he averages more than 4 minutes per game this season.

 

[douglasbader]

Yep, if he average more than 4 minutes per game this season that Iowa plays I will blow everyone here.

 

[brantshawks]

I don't think Ash will average over 4, but just in case, I'm officially opting out of my blowjob.

I'm opting all in and have stopped bathing in anticipation.

 

[Fletch]

Yep, if he average more than 4 minutes per game this season that Iowa plays I will blow everyone here.

That’s not what you said. The correct way to interpret your original statement is to go by how statistics are actually kept.

 

[Fletch]

I'm opting all in and have stopped bathing in anticipation.

Wearing extra layers as well?

 

[douglasbader]

That’s not what you said. The correct way to interpret your original statement is to go by how statistics are actually kept.

I made it very clear then and after and now. The season hasn't even begun.

Eat a bowl of shit, Felch.

 

[Fletch]

I made it very clear then and after and now. The season hasn't even begun.

Eat a bowl of shit, Felch.

Suck a dick, Doug. Or hundreds.

 

[Fletch]

And…

Get pissed!!!

 

[douglasbader]

And…

Get pissed!!!

You seem the one that is pissed. Sorry you aren't going to get blown.

 

[Fletch]

You seem the one that is pissed. Sorry you aren't going to get blown.

Lulz

Damn. Was looking forward to catching the herp.

 

[Fletch]

Guess I’ll have to count on catching it from your wife instead.

 

[douglasbader]

Guess I’ll have to count on catching it from your wife instead.

I got it from your mom.

 

[douglasbader]

AND your dad!!!!!!!