**2023/2024 Iowa Football Offseason & Transfer Portal Thread**

[Lee Beevers]

RC cola tastes better than Coke or Pepsi. Fight me

 

[TVan]

"I don't live on this board" says the guy who's on here on a Sunday holiday that's used to honor mothers, including, I assume, his current wife. No wonder your first wife didn't respect you one iota. Hopefully marriage #3 will be better.

I was taking a shit…much like I am now.

 

[KitKatApples]

So was your marriage-Jogger

 

[BBK]

I always enjoyed a nice bottle of Teem back in the day

 

[BuffettHawk]

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

 

[BVHawk95]

 

[brantshawks]

 

[brantshawks]

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I don't like that

 

[BngHawk]

Oh. Hm.

 

[BVHawk95]

How hard is it to leave each day for their respective damn levels?

NFL pulling this bullshit too by playing at literally the same time as a semifinal game.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

He can use Bosticks uniform. Not a single scratch or stain on them

 

[hawkeyealum]

16 catches for 195 yards over 28 games. He will fit right in

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

We played @Maryland on a Friday night a few years back and it worked out swimmingly.

 

[Stu Beagle]

How hard is it to leave each day for their respective damn levels?

NFL pulling this bullshit too by playing at literally the same time as a semifinal game.

Money says fuck your traditions

 

[brantshawks]

16 catches for 195 yards over 28 games. He will fit right in

Hawks probably get in trouble for tampering.

 

[Verbal]

We played @Maryland on a Friday night a few years back and it worked out swimmingly.

Minnesota also, the game where Kirk burned all the timeouts as a fuck you to Fleck.

 

[Verbal]

Plus we play Nebrantska on Friday every year.

 

[brantshawks]

Plus we play Nebrantska on Friday every year.

Don't be that guy.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

I don't like that

I do. That’s a fantastic drinking opportunity.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

16 catches for 195 yards over 28 games. He will fit right in

Except he’s not white.

 

[BuffettHawk]

If @douglasbader were here, he would provide a detailed analysis of the Big Ten's TV schedule and when Iowa will most likely play on Friday night. Instead, we're left to our own devices.

 

[brantshawks]

If @douglasbader were here, he would provide a detailed analysis of the Big Ten's TV schedule and when Iowa will most likely play on Friday night. Instead, we're left to our own devices.

 

[Verbal]

Don't be that guy.

Act-u-ally…

 

[ddevries]

If @douglasbader were here, he would provide a detailed analysis of the Big Ten's TV schedule and when Iowa will most likely play on Friday night. Instead, we're left to our own devices.

I would guess it’s either Minnesota or Maryland. Leaning towards Minnesota to avoid back to back Friday games since Nebrantska will be.

As for the CFP, they NEED to figure out something for 2026+. Putting playoff games up against the NFL will not turn out well for them. I wonder if the season will start a week earlier and if they might get rid of the of week between conference championship games and the first round.

 

[iowa4ever20]

If @douglasbader were here, he would provide a detailed analysis of the Big Ten's TV schedule and when Iowa will most likely play on Friday night. Instead, we're left to our own devices.

Maryland road game is following a bye and before the Black Friday Nebrantska game so that would be the ideal spot for a Friday road game. OSU is not hosting Friday night games so it won’t be that one.

 

[iowa4ever20]

How hard is it to leave each day for their respective damn levels?

NFL pulling this bullshit too by playing at literally the same time as a semifinal game.

The semifinals are Thursday, Jan 9th and Friday, Jan 10th. The NFL is not going against the quarterfinals, semifinals or final. They are going up against the three first round games on Dec 21st with a double header.

 

[thrawn]

I would guess it’s either Minnesota or Maryland. Leaning towards Minnesota to avoid back to back Friday games since Nebrantska will be.

As for the CFP, they NEED to figure out something for 2026+. Putting playoff games up against the NFL will not turn out well for them. I wonder if the season will start a week earlier and if they might get rid of the of week between conference championship games and the first round.

They could just get rid of the playoff.

 

[Verbal]

I would guess it’s either Minnesota or Maryland. Leaning towards Minnesota to avoid back to back Friday games since Nebrantska will be.

My money’s on Sparty.

 

[ddevries]

They could just get rid of the playoff.

No thanks, I look forward to a first round game someday in Kinnick

 

[thrawn]

No thanks, I look forward to a first round game someday in Kinnick

I look forward to my three way with Florence Pugh and Zendaya.

 

[BVHawk95]

I would guess it’s either Minnesota or Maryland. Leaning towards Minnesota to avoid back to back Friday games since Nebrantska will be.

As for the CFP, they NEED to figure out something for 2026+. Putting playoff games up against the NFL will not turn out well for them. I wonder if the season will start a week earlier and if they might get rid of the of week between conference championship games and the first round.

They should put the games on Saturday because it's the most obvious fucking thing ever

 

[KitKatApples]

They could just get rid of the playoff.

Or just do 6 or 8 teams instead of an absurd 12

 

[thrawn]

They should put the games on Saturday because it's the most obvious fucking thing ever

the problem with blowing up your entire sport to make it NFL Lite is that the real NFL didn’t go anywhere and is going to destroy NFL Lite head to head

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Height and weight, plz.

 

[nolookpass]

Brant is about 5'10, 175.

 

[brantshawks]

Height and weight, plz.

6' 193



Oh him? No idea.

 

[MikeyJoe]

Brant is about 5'10, 175.

6' 193

Here we go.

 

[thrawn]

A/s/l?

 

[HerkyHopeful]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

swamp Booty

 

[Hawkmi]

 

[Hawk24]

 

[Harlan]

FUCK!!!

 

[brantshawks]

Steps back.

Throws.

 

[Verbal]

Mac? I guess that makes Tony Mac’s Asshole.

 

[thrawn]

He has to be trolling. There’s no way he’s pretending that all that happened.

 

[CamelTones]

Ignoring all of the jargon in the tweet, Marcos footwork and throwing motion are much improved from the previous videos posted of him. He used to throw flat footed.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

CamelTonyRacciopi