**2023/2024 Iowa Football Offseason & Transfer Portal Thread**

[6deuce]

Half of halo thought Deacon was a better quarterback than Spencer Petras. I believe even @Bob Sanders thought so. This BB is full of very stupid people. Not me though.

You just pass out by 6pm like a real cocksucking faggot.

 

[Lee Beevers]

You just pass out by 6pm like a real cocksucking faggot.

I’ll shit in your throat next time I see you.

 

[Lee Beevers]

You just pass out by 6pm like a real cocksucking faggot.

I was overserved!!!

 

[fuisu98]

Honestly it’s far more likely that ol Lee didn’t pass out but didn’t want to explain his internet friends to all his step kids and bride to be.

 

[Lee Beevers]

Honestly it’s far more likely that ol Lee didn’t pass out but didn’t want to explain his internet friends to all his step kids and bride to be.

I invited deuce to Ms. Lee’s bar!!!

 

[6deuce]

Honestly it’s far more likely that ol Lee didn’t pass out but didn’t want to explain his internet friends to all his step kids and bride to be.

The provocative photo he sent me that day would say otherwise.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Bonner]

McNamara is physically cleared…

Iowa football quarterback Cade McNamara fully cleared physically

Iowa quarterback Cade McNamara delivered encouraging news about his process of returning to game action.

www.desmoinesregister.com

 

[KitKatApples]

Wow. And it’s not even July

 

[Silky Johnson]

He was cleared at the start of last year too and still looked obviously hobbled anytime he had to run. If he makes it through the season healthy I’ll gleefully eat poop.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Physically cleared. We are FUCKED if that’s the bar we’ve set.

 

[The Dad]

Physically cleared. We are FUCKED if that’s the bar we’ve set.

Determined to be a faggot!

 

[Geese]

Physically cleared. We are FUCKED if that’s the bar we’ve set.

 

[Geese]

AZ nails it again

 

[nikolausp]

McNamara is physically cleared…

Iowa football quarterback Cade McNamara fully cleared physically

Iowa quarterback Cade McNamara delivered encouraging news about his process of returning to game action.

www.desmoinesregister.com

Intercepitome

 

[ivan_drago]

Kaleb Brown appears to have been picked up for OWI

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Kaleb Brown appears to have been picked up for OWI

That's awesome!

 

[ivan_drago]

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Brown was charged with OWI first offense and possession of a fictitious ID.



Not a believable McLovin

 

[HerkyHopeful]

That's the reason Kirk scheduled Illinois State as the first game.

 

[hawkeyealum]

Quite the night

20 year old Kaleb Brown of South Van Buren was near his residence just before 2:30 am and reportedly observed with heavy front-end damage to his 2023 Dodge Durango, including a front wheel completely turned sideways. Brown then allegedly backed the vehicle onto a lawn and began spinning his tires.

 

[Verbal]

That's my WR1.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Typically only good WR have drunk car accidents, so this is a good sign.

 

[brantshawks]

We're back baby!

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Quite the night

20 year old Kaleb Brown of South Van Buren was near his residence just before 2:30 am and reportedly observed with heavy front-end damage to his 2023 Dodge Durango, including a front wheel completely turned sideways. Brown then allegedly backed the vehicle onto a lawn and began spinning his tires.

Does NIL also pay for his car insurance because that just got more expensive.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

This seems suboptimal.

 

[Gushawk]

This sounds like some shit that would happen in a podunk hick town. WTF, Kaleb?

 

[thrawn]

Only Iowa would have WRs driving Dodge Durangos

 

[The Dad]

Why don’t you fuckers make yourselves useful and get these damn charges dropped?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Why don’t you fuckers make yourselves useful and get these damn charges dropped?

People aren’t drinking enough Swarm

 

[Hawk&Balls]

At least one person could have been

 

[Shawneemicks]

Why don’t these guys ever consider my feelings in their choices. It’s selfish and bullshit

 

[neshawk]

We need WR's with better break away speed.

 

[SuperHans]

Only Iowa would have WRs driving Dodge Durangos

Hey now one of the UGA players caught speeding was driving one.

Georgia LB cited for going 88 in 55 mph zone

Georgia freshman linebacker Samuel M'Pemba was cited Wednesday morning for going 88 miles per hour in a 55 mph zone, according the Oconee County Sheriff's Office.

www.espn.com

Buying a Dodge should be immediate probation.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

The glitzy players seem to love their Stellantis products.

 

[Revolver]

Dodge Durango is a nice ride.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Dodge Durango is a nice ride.

Of course. @thrawn once again proves he’s a dipshit.

 

[BngHawk]

Yeahhhhh my durango, number 95

 

[thrawn]

Hey now one of the UGA players caught speeding was driving one.

Georgia LB cited for going 88 in 55 mph zone

Georgia freshman linebacker Samuel M'Pemba was cited Wednesday morning for going 88 miles per hour in a 55 mph zone, according the Oconee County Sheriff's Office.

www.espn.com

Buying a Dodge should be immediate probation.

the black guys dodge charger was a bit on Atlanta years ago

but that’s a charger not a durango

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

Chargers are crap

 

[brantshawks]

Chargers are crap

Not all of them.

 

[Kamala]

Not all of them.

Outside of Justin Herbert, Keenan Allen, and Khalil Mack they mostly are

 

[thrawn]

Of course. @thrawn once again proves he’s a dipshit.

Nope, you proved that you are.

 

[KitKatApples]

Well, well, how the turntables

 

[Gushawk]

Iowa Cover 3 Summer School

11-1 baby!

Iowa’s Offense Should FINALLY Look Different in 2024 | Cover 3 College Football Summer School

Podcast Episode · Cover 3 College Football · 06/28/2024 · 18m

podcasts.apple.com

 

[Rolo Tomassi]

He was cleared at the start of last year too and still looked obviously hobbled anytime he had to run. If he makes it through the season healthy I’ll gleefully eat poop.

He won't make it halfway through the season.

 

[The Dad]

He won't make it halfway through the season.

Hoping to add this to the extremely long list of shit you’ve been wrong about.

 

[thrawn]

Bold prediction, rolo. I don’t think anyone here has had the courage to make that call yet.

 

[KitKatApples]

He’s played five games the last two years. No one could’ve possibly put this together

 

[Lee Beevers]

He’s played five games the last two years. No one could’ve possibly put this together

I did!!!