***2023-2024 Iowa Men’s Basketball Season Thread***

[Thomas Wolsey]

I don’t particularly want beebs to fuck a chicken. Plus there is always the chance it could happen anyways.

 

[brantshawks]

 

[kenos]

I don’t particularly want beebs to fuck a chicken.

I sure do. If God didn't want them to be fucked, he wouldn't have made them so sexy.

 

[kenos]

Better not lose to Illinois at home in the final game or I might do something crazy like fuck a chicken

which hole?

that's the important thing

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I don’t particularly want beebs to fuck a chicken. Plus there is always the chance it could happen anyways.

you're assuming he already hasn't

 

[The Tin Man]

Better not lose to Illinois at home in the final game or I might do something crazy like fuck a chicken

 

[Creed]

Seems like a good way to get salmonella.

 

[Geese]

Better not lose to Illinois at home in the final game or I might do something crazy like fuck a chicken

Doa?

 

[Herbie2]

Better not lose to Illinois at home in the final game or I might do something crazy like fuck a chicken

Did you know chickens die after sex?

 

[BBK]

Doa?

 

[Geese]

Did you know chickens die after sex?

Only if you choke them

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Well now I don't know what to root for.

The chicken

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

What’s so crazy about being a chicken fucker?

 

[HiG 2.0]

How closely related are chicken and geese?

 

[KitKatApples]

Their missing link is cheese

 

[Reggie Dunlop]

 

[turtley78]

There missing link is cheese

I expect more from a Northwestern alum.

 

[kenos]

What’s so crazy about being a chicken fucker?

yeah, I mean if you take one of those raw whole chickens from Hy-Vee, heat it up to at least 98 degrees, turn the lights off and use the right lube....

 

[KitKatApples]

I expect more from a Northwestern alum.

Sorry, I hadn't had my morning slingshot yet

 

[tcondon]

 

[Creed]

Lololololol

 

[Geese]

lol

 

[Creed]

Get it before they all sell out.

 

[Geese]

@Creed scooooped me

 

[Fletch]

/Mulvey, probably

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Can we bid negative money and force Riley to pay us?

 

[KitKatApples]

No, I don’t think that’s how it works

 

[L. Wade Childress]

4 minutes
4 fouls

 

[douglasbader]

Can’t wait to get a Fartman! jersey.

 

[brantshawks]

At least put Bru on it to have a hope to sell.

 

[snips]

 

[MikeyJoe]

When we were kids, we would ask our mom for Vikings jerseys for Christmas. My mom, not being a sports fan, would go to Scheels and think "Man, why would anyone pay $50 for an #84 jersey when #14 is only $20?" So in the late 90s, while Randy Moss was tearing it up on the gridiron, @Herky823 and I were walking around rocking Brad Johnson jerseys.

Some poor kid is getting a Riley Mulvey jersey for Christmas this year.

 

[KitKatApples]

Can’t wait to get a Fartman! jersey.

I’ll get fart JR and we can wear them in Wrigley!!!!!

 

[R2-D2]

When we were kids, we would ask our mom for Vikings jerseys for Christmas. My mom, not being a sports fan, would go to Scheels and think "Man, why would anyone pay $50 for an #84 jersey when #14 is only $20?" So in the late 90s, while Randy Moss was tearing it up on the gridiron, @Herky823 and I were walking around rocking Brad Johnson jerseys.

Some poor kid is getting a Riley Mulvey jersey for Christmas this year.

Brad Johnson, that’s great. I was like who the fuck was 14? Oh, Brad Johnson, that’s a shame.

 

[Pedro]

When we were kids, we would ask our mom for Vikings jerseys for Christmas. My mom, not being a sports fan, would go to Scheels and think "Man, why would anyone pay $50 for an #84 jersey when #14 is only $20?" So in the late 90s, while Randy Moss was tearing it up on the gridiron, @Herky823 and I were walking around rocking Brad Johnson jerseys.

Some poor kid is getting a Riley Mulvey jersey for Christmas this year.

This is hitting way too close to home for me. Fortunately for young Pedro, my father took me to the Metrodome enough times to get the authentic jerseys. My #84 jersey was fresh and tight for class the next day.

 

[douglasbader]

I just ordered my FARTMAN #69 jersey. Fuck yeah, boyz!!

 

[BBK]

I just ordered my FARTMAN #69 jersey. Fuck yeah, boyz!!

That'll pair nicely with your HBAM pants

 

[Bovert]

That's 'Super Bowl champion QB' Brad Johnson to you

 

[DonJMiller]

I don’t think there’s anything gayer than mouse trying to make Fartman a thing. What a butt fuck fag.

 

[douglasbader]

I don’t think there’s anything gayer than mouse trying to make Fartman a thing. What a butt fuck fag.

ALL HAIL FARTMAN!!

 

[Geese]

I don’t think there’s anything gayer than mouse trying to make Fartman a thing. What a butt fuck fag.

It is a thing. He's not trying to do anything.

 

[Geese]

Since there are 2 of them do we refer to them as Fartmen?

 

[snips]

 

[kenos]

I don’t think there’s anything gayer than mouse trying to make Fartman a thing. What a butt fuck fag.

Nothing gay at all about celebrating a clean cut, athletic young man for what comes out of his ass. Or better yet, two.

Fartman!

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Nothing gay at all about celebrating a clean cut, athletic young man for what comes out of his ass. Or better yet, two.

Fartman!

Be bop do ba dup bup!

 

[KitKatApples]

Since there are 2 of them do we refer to them as Fartmen?

You could or just always refer to them individually as Fartman and Fart Jr

 

[hawkeyealum]

Sounds better than Pryce

 

[douglasbader]

Since there are 2 of them do we refer to them as Fartmen?

FARTMENZ

 

[Jim Tebow]

Sandsfart

 

[OlePeep]

Does that mean no more “Dix 4 Equality”?