***2023-2024 Iowa Men’s Basketball Season Thread***

[brantshawks]

You don't want me to start paying attention to you.

Pay attention to my butthole!

 

[douglasbader]

Pay attention to my butthole!

@AZmessDAWG handles that sort of work for me.

 

[brantshawks]

I am an azmess groupie.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Bronny entering the portal. I imagine he would love playing with the fartmans

 

[The Dad]

Me: Pryce MAY get some BACKUP minutes at point guard IF we don’t get a transfer.

Halo: fucking thunderdome

I’m going to kick your ass next Thurs.

 

[kenos]

None of this Pryce talk is going to matter, because today the word out of Iowa City is Fran has an offer to leave and is taking it. He met with players this morning and it's a done deal. Press conference at 1pm.

Some of us knew two weeks ago.

 

[KitKatApples]

We need to give Doug the cletey treatment in this thread for a week or two.

That's what this has come to.

Or just give it to Cletey

 

[TurdBurgler]

I want big minutes for Harding so if that means price as the backup then so be it. We need inside help, rebounding and defense.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

The message I am getting here is:

 

[The Full Monte]

None of this Pryce talk is going to matter, because today the word out of Iowa City is Fran has an offer to leave and is taking it. He met with players this morning and it's a done deal. Press conference at 1pm.

If someone gets wound up about a Doug post, that's a them problem

 

[The Full Monte]

I want big minutes for Harding so if that means price as the backup then so be it. We need inside help, rebounding and defense.

I started looking at stats the other day and started a mental "need to start tampering" list. This team needs a 6'11" Cliff O starter kit in the worst way. Add 1-2 of those and 1-2 guards and we're golden!

 

[kenos]

Iowa transfer guard Tony Perkins down to 6 schools

Iowa transfer guard Tony Perkins is down to six schools: Missouri, Indiana, Oregon, Ole Miss, Oklahoma, and Arkansas.

www.on3.com

 

[Revolver]

 

[Hawk&Balls]

 

[KitKatApples]

LOL is that a wish list?

 

[Mitchandrsn]

Can I see Pat's final 6?

 

[OlePeep]

I thought the lion was a mascot for one of the 6 but it's just a lion

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Can I see Pat's final 6?

He’s going to Duke

 

[Herbie2]

Someone needs to make one for Pat with Simpson, Dordt, Upper Iowa and Duke

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Don't do Dordt dirty like that

 

[B19Rob]

Someone needs to make one for Pat with Simpson, Dordt, Upper Iowa and Duke

 

[brantshawks]

Solid.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

lol at the dinosaur

 

[Herbie2]

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OMG. Permission to steal and use?

 

[brantshawks]

Granted!

 

[HerkyHopeful]

A baby deer would be great too

 

[CamelTones]

Me if I had no idea who Tony Perkins was but saw he was second team all conference somewhere, averaged 15 ppg and Iowa was after him: This is EXACTLY what Fran needs.

Me knowing that person is Tony Perkins: I don’t care that he left.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

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Woodbury is transferring?

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

Perkins is a loser. I'll never forget his middle-school level choke of not being able to bring the ball up the court against one guy at the end of the big ten tourney semifinal. Inexplicably froze up, allowing them to tie, only to be bailed out by bohannon.

 

[ddevries]

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I distinctly said I don‘t want to see this man playing for Dordt, guys.

 

[snips]

damn
dordt played madonna?

heard she's not much of a shooter, but her low post play is sublime

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Does Madonna have a giant fake ass?

 

[HerkyHopeful]

All this Dordt talk is making this thread suck even more

 

[KitKatApples]

Buncha Dordts

 

[Verbal]

Does Madonna have a giant fake ass?

She's basically Cordell Pemsl now.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

She's basically Cordell Pemsl now.

Big Jelly.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Does Madonna have a giant fake ass?

To match her giant fake face

 

[B19Rob]

Breaking news:

 

[Geese]

That's a solid top 5

 

[KitKatApples]

Gives me a solid 5

 

[Silky Johnson]

All this Dordt talk is making this thread suck even more

Sioux Center sucks ass. Without a doubt the worst town I’ve had to stay in.

 

[Pedro Gomez]

Ahhh...shit. Here comes Pryce.

This is fucking gold

 

[HerkyHopeful]

I doubt we get that guy though. Im sure he's looking to get paid

 

[The Tin Man]

Bizarro Bonecrusher?

 

[brantshawks]

Bizarro Bonecrusher?

Fuck you.


(Beat me to it)

 

[ivan_drago]

 

[kenos]

maybe he and omaha can end up together

 

[TurdBurgler]

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The reality that we got krikke last year cuz he is Canadian and can't get NIL money means we prolly won't add anyone worth a shit. But there are gonna be some options out there that would be a good fit.

Omaha and Xavier Foster would both be interesting additions too.

 

[kenos]

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The reality that we got krikke last year cuz he is Canadian and can't get NIL money means we prolly won't add anyone worth a shit. But there are gonna be some options out there that would be a good fit.

Omaha and Xavier Foster would both be interesting additions too.

omaha, yes. raw but could develop.

foster, no. what a waste of talent.

 

[MikeyJoe]

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The reality that we got krikke last year cuz he is Canadian and can't get NIL money means we prolly won't add anyone worth a shit. But there are gonna be some options out there that would be a good fit.

Omaha and Xavier Foster would both be interesting additions too.

Xavier Foster sucks and hasn't done shit in 3 years.