***2023-2024 Iowa Women's Basketball Season Thread***

[The Tin Man]

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Caitlin talks like a future coach.

 

[Geese]

Caitlin talks like a future coach.

You would know

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Great win. Shot like ass and still gutted it out against a really good team.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[kmurp]

Offhand, in my experience at Iowa, the only player from opposing teams people came out to specifically see was Magic. She’s like that.

 

[Stu Beagle]

That guard for VT is probably the second best scorer in the country

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Funny thing is this was an “off” game for her.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[Pinehawk]

ESPN Clark highlights:

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

The only problem with these is they don't show her passes, She had three tonight that were as good as any of those shot highlights.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

She does almost every night

 

[The Dad]

Breakin ankles?

 

[Billy Butters]

Breakin ankles?

Just because you have never seen a semi-aggressive jab step break ankles doesn't mean it didn't happen.

 

[cloudhawk]

This thread is slowly becoming one of my favourites

 

[ivan_drago]

No, she’s just not very good. This team isn’t going to be good enough down low. If Stuelke continues to get into foul trouble, we‘re cooked.

LOL

 

[Soda Popinski]

 

[ivan_drago]

Poor BBK and Strat.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

They must not watch much WBB because girls randomly trip and fall a lot.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

They must not watch much WBB because girls randomly trip and fall a lot.

And air ball. It's unwatchable.

 

[ivan_drago]

And air ball. It's unwatchable.

If you think watching this level of women’s hoops is unwatchable I just feel bad for you.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

If you think watching this level of women’s hoops is unwatchable I just feel bad for you.

There were at least 15 straight up air balls last night.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Is that more or less than the North Dakota game

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Is that more or less than the North Dakota game

 

[ivan_drago]

There were at least 15 straight up air balls last night.

 

[26.2]

And air ball. It's unwatchable.

Any sport where I could walk on the court and instantly be the best player at my age isn't worth watching.

 

[ivan_drago]

Any sport where I could walk on the court and instantly be the best player at my age isn't worth watching.

They would probably allow you to play because of your big gaping vagina.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

There were at least 15 straight up air balls last night.

And you watched the whole fucking thing.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I’m gonna come on here an post about something I hate bc “halo edgy” but I watched every single minute.

 

[26.2]

They would probably allow you to play because of your big gaping vagina.

Says the guy who chooses to watch women's sports

 

[The Dad]

I’m gonna come on here an post about something I hate bc “halo edgy” but I watched every single minute.

I’m gonna come on here and act outraged over something that has been occurring here since day 1 and pretty much defines our collective existence because I’m a huge faggot.

 

[newsbreaker]

Any sport where I could walk on the court and instantly be the best player at my age isn't worth watching.

Clark would eat your ass for dinner and ship you home in a coffee cup. Get serious.


WBB is a lot of players who can't stay under control, and can be a festival of missed layups, but the Iowa women (and especially Clark) are fun. Life is short. Don't look for misery.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I’m gonna come on here and act outraged over something that has been occurring here since day 1 and pretty much defines our collective existence because I’m a huge faggot.

I know. You do it every day bc you’re stupid.

 

[The Dad]

I know. You do it every day bc you’re stupid.

And you do it because you’re gay.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

And you do it because you’re gay.

And you clearly want MH to notice you.

 

[douglasbader]

Any sport where I could walk on the court and instantly be the best player at my age isn't worth watching.

Lol, the ONLY sport that is the case is dick to the back of the throat. You're instantly and always will be the best.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Clark would eat your ass for dinner and ship you home in a coffee cup. Get serious.


WBB is a lot of players who can't stay under control, and can be a festival of missed layups, but the Iowa women (and especially Clark) are fun. Life is short. Don't look for misery.

Connor a freak?

 

[The Dad]

And you clearly want MH to notice you.

 

[BillyBob]

“Eat your ass for dinner and ship you home in a coffee cup”

fuckin white ppl lmaooo

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Says the guy who chooses to watch women's sports

We all choose to watch Iowa football

 

[26.2]

Lol, the ONLY sport that is the case is dick to the back of the throat. You're instantly and always will be the best.

Your dad told you of my skills huh?

 

[Wanderer]

Your dad told you of my skills huh?

Bragging about putting your junk in the throat of an elderly man is something.

 

[brantshawks]

Bragging about putting your junk in the throat of an elderly man is something.

Now, and I could be wrong, but I believe jogger is the throat goat in this example.

 

[Wanderer]

Now, and I could be wrong, but I believe jogger is the throat goat in this example.

Oh, that makes it better.

 

[26.2]

Bragging about putting your junk in the throat of an elderly man is something.

Demanding the construction workers by Kinnick wave to the children's hospital while they are at work during the week is something as well.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Bragging about putting your junk in the throat of an elderly man is something.

Actually, the junk was in the back of jogger’s throat, so an even more impressive humble brag.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Scooped!

 

[ChodaBoy]

Clark would eat your ass for dinner and ship you home in a coffee cup. Get serious.


WBB is a lot of players who can't stay under control, and can be a festival of missed layups, but the Iowa women (and especially Clark) are fun. Life is short. Don't look for misery.

I’d sign up for that first part.

 

[KitKatApples]

Clark would eat your ass for dinner and ship you home in a coffee cup. Get serious.


WBB is a lot of players who can't stay under control, and can be a festival of missed layups, but the Iowa women (and especially Clark) are fun. Life is short. Don't look for misery.

What if his serve got hot?

 

[IowaWigman]

Now, and I could be wrong, but I believe jogger is the throat goat in this example.

I thought he said it was his wife that held that title?