***2023-2024 Iowa Women's Basketball Season Thread***

[Brad Wesley]

The humpty dumpty comparison was spot on

I said that in chat and felt bad until someone else said she had the body of Gru.

 

[Revolver]

The second half of the womens game was horrible. Penn State had a giant bowling ball that just bulldozed her way into people for a foul. Penn State then did nothing to adjust their defense on Iowa and just allowed them to throw a pass to Stuelke for a layup. They basically said Iowa will either turn it over or get a layup and they were right.

The entire mens game was one of the worst games I’ve seen in ages.

 

[Revolver]

LOL, I know CamelToe already addressed this but you are out of your mind. You're letting the outome dictate your opinion of "entertainment". I don't necessarily think the men's game was super exciting but the women's game was atrocious to watch in the second half. Stuelke had layup after layup with zero resistence or change in approach from PSU. For as atrocious as the guy's zone is I think they only allow an open three 75% the time for part of the game while PSU allowed a simple entry pass and layup 95% of the time. On top of that there were 50+ fouls called with zero flow to the game. I was entertained watching the fat lady bowl into everyone so maybe that is what you were referring to but it was awful basketball.

I’m not. I wanted to kill myself watching Patrick and Krikke.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Your people

I saw those last night. And while Swoopes’ comments were stupid, these shirts are embarrassing.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Ok.. but “it was A FaiR catch!” Shirts are hilarious right?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Not AS dumb but dumb.

 

[nolookpass]

girls game was hard to watch. I think CC had 8 turnovers in the 1st quarter.

 

[26.2]

Ok.. but “it was A FaiR catch!” Shirts are hilarious right?

Poor comparison, dipshit. That swoopes shirt is some truly embarrassing aggrieved fan shit. Cyclone-esque.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

girls game was hard to watch. I think CC had 8 turnovers in the 1st quarter.

Seemed like a lot but I think it was officially 4.

 

[HiG 2.0]

Gal’s game.

 

[cloudhawk]

Plus- it wasn't a fair catch.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Yeah bad call aside, bacon and BF were still the worst part about that game

and making a shirt to bitch about the refs is about cyclown as it gets

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Seemed like a lot but I think it was officially 4.

It was whatever I said it was.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

5 in the 1st Q

 

[The Tin Man]

Gal’s game.

Gadot?

 

[26.2]

One shirt was made to protest a horrendous call that completely changed the outcome of a game.
The other shirt was made because a black female commentator said mean untrue things!!

Yes, exactly the same

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

One shirt was made to protest a horrendous call that completely changed the outcome of a game.
The other shirt was made because a black female commentator said mean untrue things!!

Yes, exactly the same

Both things can be and are stupid.

 

[26.2]

Both things can be and are stupid.

They are both fucking stupid, yes. But that swoopes one is multitudes more stupid

 

[Uli Kunkel]

The only good specialty shirts made for this season.

 

[Revolver]

One shirt was made to protest a horrendous call that completely changed the outcome of a game.
The other shirt was made because a black female commentator said mean untrue things!!

Yes, exactly the same

They are both equally as stupid as your prediction for the Franball at State College.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Penn State was officially a weird game

 

[Herbie2]

There can't be many of these to begin with:

a player w/ 45+ pts on 85% shooting in a game

 

[26.2]

They are both equally as stupid as your prediction for the Franball at State College.

I'm shocked that the fan base hasn't demanded a letter of apology from swoopes yet!!!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I'm shocked that the fan base hasn't demanded a letter of apology from swoopes yet!!!

swoopes fucked your mom?

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[ChodaBoy]

I saw those last night. And while Swoopes’ comments were stupid, these shirts are embarrassing.

Raygun exists for the WBB fans

 

[JR Hawks]

I'm seeing Lady Hawkeye fans attacking Pistol Pete Maravich on Twitter. What happened this time?

 

[ivan_drago]

No they aren’t. What the fuck is wrong with you?

 

[ivan_drago]

I just searched “Pete Maravich,” on Twitter and it’s mostly history accounts and some LSU fans calling someone a dumb fuck for including Angel Reese on their best of all time list but omitting him.

I don’t see a single thing regarding Iowa and him.

 

[Herbie2]

I'm seeing Lady Hawkeye fans attacking Pistol Pete Maravich on Twitter. What happened this time?

I've seen some Iowa fans that have been critical of Pistol Pete's FG% , lack of assists and the LSU winning % during his time there. There are some weirdos that will not tolerate CC being slighted.

 

[Revolver]

This is all bullshit noise that is being ignored by everyone who matters. The comments by Swoopes, Mulkey, Staley, etc. Just the same as Angel Reese feeling herself and talking shit during the title game. It is ridiculous to care about any of that. Caitlin certainly doesn’t give a fuck about any of it.

 

[Revolver]

Making t-shirts about any singular quote or instance (Don’t Be A Sheryl; It Wasn’t A Fair Catch) is Iowa State shit at its finest. Same with the Iowa Fucking City shirts that came before it. I even think the Beat State shirts are fucking ridiculous. It is all garbage and should be beneath us.

 

[douglasbader]

No they aren’t. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Why are you falling for his troll and giving him exactly what he wants?

 

[ivan_drago]

I've seen some Iowa fans that have been critical of Pistol Pete's FG% , lack of assists and the LSU winning % during his time there. There are some weirdos that will not tolerate CC being slighted.

I haven’t seen any of that. Like not a single time. He also played without the three point line. That is the dumbest shit I’ve ever read.

 

[Harlan]

Why are you falling for his troll and giving him exactly what he wants?

https://www.hawkeyelounge.com/search/107007/?q=Nolookpass&c[users]=douglasbader&o=date

 

[douglasbader]

https://www.hawkeyelounge.com/search/107007/?q=Nolookpass&c[users]=douglasbader&o=date

Lol, I'm the one trolling there and that DEFINITILEY isn't what he wants. That was ultra verified a few weeks ago.

 

[Pedro Gomez]

Making t-shirts about any singular quote or instance (Don’t Be A Sheryl; It Wasn’t A Fair Catch) is Iowa State shit at its finest. Same with the Iowa Fucking City shirts that came before it. I even think the Beat State shirts are fucking ridiculous. It is all garbage and should be beneath us.

Amen. Preach. It's fucking embarrassing. Yet retards eat that up.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Making t-shirts about any singular quote or instance (Don’t Be A Sheryl; It Wasn’t A Fair Catch) is Iowa State shit at its finest. Same with the Iowa Fucking City shirts that came before it. I even think the Beat State shirts are fucking ridiculous. It is all garbage and should be beneath us.

It's beneath hawkeyelounge.com Iowa fan. It is certainly not beneath average joe Iowa fan

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I'm seeing Lady Hawkeye fans attacking Pistol Pete Maravich on Twitter. What happened this time?

He has a gun, do you just want them to stand there and watch?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

How many points would Caitlin Clark score in the 60s?

 

[Stu Beagle]

I just saw lady hawk fans kill a puppy wearing an Angel Reece jersey

 

[JR Hawks]

I've seen some Iowa fans that have been critical of Pistol Pete's FG% , lack of assists and the LSU winning % during his time there. There are some weirdos that will not tolerate CC being slighted.

So we've both seen it. Ivan Drago said it's simply not happening.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Pistol Pete is the college basketball . Averaged over 40 points for 4 straight years without a 3-point line. He averaged 43 pts as a freshmen in 19 games that didn’t even count because of a stupid rule. Anyone not mentioning him as the best in a college basketball conversation is a moron.

 

[Stu Beagle]

It’s really hard to enjoy this season knowing there might be some weirdo fans online

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Maravich would have averaged 57 ppg with a 3-point line. CC is the closet thing to him and it’s not even close. Dude was a wizard.

 

[Herbie2]

Maravich would have averaged 57 ppg with a 3-point line. CC is the closet thing to him and it’s not even close. Dude was a wizard.

He averaged 44 per game....so with the 3PT line he would have averaged 57?

He made about 17 FGs per game to get to 44...and you are saying 13 of those were beyond the 3 PT line?

That's We Todd Did.

 

[snips]

sweet move

i do this shit when passing the butter at dinner

 

[Revolver]

sweet move

i do this shit when passing the butter at dinner

That was one of his 4 2PA per game.

 

[ivan_drago]

So we've both seen it. Ivan Drago said it's simply not happening.

You are the worst poster on this board and have never, even once, contributed anything other than dog shit. No one believes a word you say because you are a complete fucking lunatic.

 

[JR Hawks]

You are the worst poster on this board and have never, even once, contributed anything other than dog shit. No one believes a word you say because you are a complete fucking lunatic.

This is the treatment I get after being a long time advocate for your mental health?