2023 Football Recruiting

[The Incredible Hawk]

Such joy, with such awful form....time of his life

He has terrible form in a normal shot, but this appears to be a half-court shot and his form looks the same. That’s not okay.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

 

[The Dad]

Such joy, with such awful form....time of his life

Margaret has that picture framed in the house somewhere.

 

[douglasbader]

I'm just gonna put this out there. Not tryna cause any problems here. But my guess is you hate him because you enjoy being an authority on every subject and this guy is playing your game in a field you don't know much about.

Just throwing that out there.

No, I hate him because he is a fucking dork that helped produce the worst Power 5 QB the last 2 years and happens to be at Iowa.

There are plenty of things I don't get mad at because I enjoy being an authority on every subject, stuff like being deaf and fat for starters. I leave that to the experts.

 

[Monster]

Lol. And I appreciate that.

 

[douglasbader]

Lol. And I appreciate that.

Hey, anything I can do to help.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

 

[KitKatApples]

I actually think Pat could take Tate in a slapping match

 

[The Tin Man]

And now imagine me doing that while training Patrick McCaffrey and tweeting it.

/PatrickRunningPlyometrics.gif

 

[Stomper15]

@tcondon positively calling out Jade on the program today. But no mentions of ole @ivan_drago

 

[ivan_drago]

@tcondon positively calling out Jade on the program today. But no mentions of ole @ivan_drago

We ain’t same!!!!

 

[CamelTones]

He says a lot of stuff that during a game translates to ‘Look left, turn right, throw a 7 yard pass to LaPorta. Doesn’t matter how covered he is. Charlie Jones wide open on post, just missed him.’

 

[The Full Monte]

 

[Will McCoy]

Well that can’t be good for Iowa.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

He's the WR equivalent of Jacob Park.

He can go fuck himself.

 

[SuperHans]

He's the WR equivalent of Jacob Park.

He can go fuck himself.

he forces that deep voice

DJK was a turd and also one of our better WRs. WR is a turd position for whatever reason.

However I cannot blame any WR with better options, even a legacy, for going somewhere else.

 

[Gushawk]

I don’t think that act would go over well in the Georgia locker room.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I don’t think that act would go over well in the Georgia locker room.

 

[KitKatApples]

Oh boy

 

[Pedro]

 

[HerkyHopeful]

OSU is a more likely landing destination than Georgia, and he's had that offer for a while now

 

[ClintWalker]

Georgia Chmeorgia.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

He’s already my favorite college player of all time.

 

[chaneccooms]

Safe to day Alex Mota is a priority in the 2023 class:

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

OSU is a more likely landing destination than Georgia, and he's had that offer for a while now

Honestly the most imposing offer for a kid from AZ would be a resurgent SC.

 

[kmurp]

he forces that deep voice

DJK was a turd and also one of our better WRs. WR is a turd position for whatever reason.

However I cannot blame any WR with better options, even a legacy, for going somewhere else.

Isn’t almost any other school a better option than Iowa for a wide receiver?

 

[kenos]

Isn’t almost any other school a better option than Iowa for a wide receiver?

Not if you're a walk-on who really loves run blocking.

 

[Debit One]

Isn’t almost any other school a better option than Iowa for a wide receiver?

It is.

Keegan Johnson’s decision baffles me. I am happy about it, but it baffles me.

 

[KitKatApples]

Monster is baffable

 

[The Dad]

It is.

Keegan Johnson’s decision baffles me. I am happy about it, but it baffles me.

No one knew Spencer was such a bum.

 

[Debit One]

I cannot imagine the conversation with a WR recruit. If it were truthful it would include something like this.

“We haven’t success putting WRs into the NFL, have the world’s shittiest QB who rarely if ever targets a WR, prefer to run the ball on third and eight, and almost never try to score if there are less than two minutes on the clock.”

 

[CamelTones]

It is.

Keegan Johnson’s decision baffles me. I am happy about it, but it baffles me.

They sold him as ISM replacement.

 

[douglasbader]

I cannot imagine the conversation with a WR recruit. If it were truthful it would include something like this.

“We haven’t success putting WRs into the NFL, have the world’s shittiest QB who rarely if ever targets a WR, prefer to run the ball on third and eight, and almost never try to score if there are less than two minutes on the clock.”

This is fucking dumb.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

It was one year after 4 different receivers had a significant number of receptions. But since peepants has been QB, Copeland's job has become immensely difficult

 

[CamelTones]

2019 was a really good year for the receivers.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Ferentz’s were behind our bench watching Mota. They left during a timeout with abt a minute left and the student section started chanting “let’s go Hawks’l

KF gave them a thumbs up.

 

[The Dad]

Ferentz’s were behind our bench watching Mota. They left during a timeout with abt a minute left and the student section started chanting “let’s go Hawks’l

KF gave them a thumbs up.

 

[MikeyJoe]

Ferentz’s were behind our bench watching Mota. They left during a timeout with abt a minute left and the student section started chanting “let’s go Hawks’l

KF gave them a thumbs up.

Better write that one down so you can tell it to your grandchildren some day.

 

[Hawk24]

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Better write that one down so you can tell it to your grandchildren some day.

It’s up there with my Chuck Long story.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

It’s up there with my Chuck Long story.

At Reds. It was a Friday.

 

[Russell Ziske]

It’s up there with my Chuck Long story.

Can you share the Chuck Long story, for those of us who aren’t familiar? Thanks

 

[KitKatApples]

Chuck long was Iowas QB from 1968 to1985

 

[Alan Lomax]

Can you share the Chuck Long story, for those of us who aren’t familiar? Thanks

At Reds. It was a Friday.

 

[Lee Beevers]

i believe the mess dawg accepted Chuck’s cock with his throat that day.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

i believe the mess dawg accepted Chuck’s cock with his throat that day.

Nope. That was you and your mom.

 

[KitKatApples]

You accepted their cocks?

 

[Lee Beevers]

Nope. That was you and your mom.

My mistake!!

 

[Monster]

You accepted their cocks?

Excepted would be better.

 

[KitKatApples]

I'm working on it