2023 Football Recruiting

[douglasbader]

Well I’ll be fistfucked. This kid, his mom and dad have been discussed quite a bit over the years for reasons not related to recruiting.

Holy shit @hawkeyealum and @26.2 is that McKenzie's kid????!!!!

 

[douglasbader]

It has to be, looks totally white trash like mom.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

That kid is probably living with her parents, hence why he goes to Humboldt.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Holy shit @hawkeyealum and @26.2 is that McKenzie's kid????!!!!

Yes it is. I think that’s actually her in the back of the tweet pic there but a bit blurry.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Well I’ll be fistfucked. This kid, his mom and dad have been discussed quite a bit over the years for reasons not related to recruiting.

His mom has certainly been fistfucked

 

[hawkeyealum]

Holy shit @hawkeyealum and @26.2 is that McKenzie's kid????!!!!

Age wise it would be close. Let me see if I can find out

 

[hawkeyealum]

Yes it is. I think that’s actually her in the back of the tweet pic there but a bit blurry.

Holy fuck you are right

 

[douglasbader]

Age wise it would be close. Let me see if I can find out

You don't need to find out. It's her kid.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

This kid and McKenzie were at all my nephew’s bday parties growing up, as she was married to my sister-in-law’s brother for several years and had a couple kids with him. Tayeton was always enormous but never seemed to be all that coordinated. Apparently that has changed.

 

[hawkeyealum]

 

[turtley78]

They gonna have a helmet big enough to cover that dome?

 

[The Dad]

That could be Dave Grohl’s kid.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

That could be Dave Grohl’s kid.

 

[BuffettHawk]

 

[L. Wade Childress]

All timer LATFG

 

[Creed]

What’s the story with the mom? Big hoar?

 

[Pedro]

That's what I'm hearing.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

What’s the story with the mom? Big hoar?

Lohaus’ side-piece. Ex-stripper. Gold digger.

 

[hawkeyealum]

I didn’t realize Lohaus was homeless

 

[hawkeyealum]

Lohaus’ side-piece. Ex-stripper. Gold digger.

Edited to be kind

 

[douglasbader]

Lohaus’ side-piece. Ex-stripper. Gold digger.

She was just a lowly waitress at Airliner. He started banging her upstairs while still married and his wife would come in weekly with Wyatt and the other kids.

Bought her fake tits, got caught, got divorced, got McKenzie pregnant and now might be a future Iowa DE.

 

[douglasbader]

Dog licked her pussy at a party

Had it on camera.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

Surprised she’s not in jail

 

[CamelTones]

Watching his hudl video, he looks like a defensive tackle.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

gossipy doug is my favorite doug.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Dog licked her pussy at a party

I read this first as Doug. Holy shit that is fucking disgusting though. A freaking dog???

 

[hawkeyealum]

Yes.

she was not a very bright young lady

 

[douglasbader]

Not just a dog, it was a puppy, which made it even more gross.

 

[Dolomitey]

This is the most I’ve ever hoped a recruit doesn’t read this board

 

[KitKatApples]

Or maybe hope they are reading

 

[Brad Wesley]

They gonna have a helmet big enough to cover that dome?

That picture looks weird/shopped. The kid looks like he’s 35.

 

[Swingin' Dick Stanzi]

Anyways, sounds like Marco Lainez’s visit for the Illinois game went as well as anyone could have hoped for. It also sounds like he wants to make an early decision. Would be nice to get a 4* QB locked up early to help recruit Kasper, Proctor, etc.

 

[CUIHAWK]

I read it as doug the first 5 times. I'm just going to say doug now.

 

[The Full Monte]

I read it as doug the first 5 times. I'm just going to say doug now.

Doug the puppy

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Anyways, sounds like Marco Lainez’s visit for the Illinois game went as well as anyone could have hoped for. It also sounds like he wants to make an early decision. Would be nice to get a 4* QB locked up early to help recruit Kasper, Proctor, etc.

I heard that he “enjoyed the visit”.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Anyways, sounds like Marco Lainez’s visit for the Illinois game went as well as anyone could have hoped for. It also sounds like he wants to make an early decision. Would be nice to get a 4* QB locked up early to help recruit Kasper, Proctor, etc.

How the coaches handle Peaches demotion will be interesting since he has the same QB coach as Lainez

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Not just a dog, it was a puppy, which made it even more gross.

I'm making assumptions, she most certainly has let a dude pull his dick out of her ass and put it immediately into her vagina.

I'm dry heaving. That is so nasty. And the poor dog.

 

[Creed]

But was it her dog?

 

[hawkeyealum]

I'm making assumptions, she most certainly has let a dude pull his dick out of her ass and put it immediately into her mouth

I'm dry heaving. That is so nasty. And the poor dog.

 

[douglasbader]

But was it her dog?

No.

 

[Hawk24]

Lohaus and Acie Earl are two of the dumbest humans to ever walk the earth. 14 feet of pure stupid.

 

[douglasbader]

This is the most I’ve ever hoped a recruit doesn’t read this board

Yeah, good point. Let's stop mentioning this now that the kid is a recruit and a public figure. His parents actions 20 years ago aren't his fault.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

Lohaus and Acie Earl are two of the dumbest humans to ever walk the earth. 14 feet of pure stupid.

Is Earl really an adjunct prof at Iowa? According to his LinkedIn he is.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/acie-earl-0b6643173

 

[Hawk24]

Is Earl really an adjunct prof at Iowa? According to his LinkedIn he is.

I believe he shows some coaching videos in a class he "teaches."

 

[HerkyHopeful]

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

I'm making assumptions, she most certainly has let a dude pull his dick out of her ass and put it immediately into her vagina.

I'm dry heaving. That is so nasty. And the poor dog.

I don’t think anyone’s she’s been with has pulled out.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Yeah, good point. Let's stop mentioning this now that the kid is a recruit and a public figure. His parents actions 20 years ago aren't his fault.

A 48 month gestation period?

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

Or maybe hope they are reading

I'll bet Brad's Bastard has a thick skin. Wears his parents' transgressions as armor so no one can wield them against him.

 

[KitKatApples]

I wasn't expecting that

 

[Brad Wesley]

Yeah, good point. Let's stop mentioning this now that the kid is a recruit and a public figure. His parents actions 20 years ago aren't his fault.

Less than 24 hours ago you posted some nasty shit about his mother participating in beastiality, and now you recommend “we”stop mentioning it.

You’re quite the humanitarian Douglass.