2023 Football Recruiting

The Dad

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He refs a ton of AAU games now. Seems like a nice enough dude.
 

Creed

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For sure a good guy. Just not really college material. Absolutely the dumbest person I’ve ever witnessed personally. It was Perspectives of Leisure and Play and in our discussion, our super serious TA had an article read aloud by “popcorning” from one person to another. She started with Mike and he couldn’t get through a sentence and popcorned over to Carlton Reed.
 

The Dad

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For sure a good guy. Just not really college material. Absolutely the dumbest person I’ve ever witnessed personally. It was Perspectives of Leisure and Play and in our discussion, our super serious TA had an article read aloud by “popcorning” from one person to another. She started with Mike and he couldn’t get through a sentence and popcorned over to Carlton Reed.
 

douglasbader

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:roll:

Less than 24 hours ago you posted some nasty shit about his mother participating in beastiality, and now you recommend “we”stop mentioning it.

You’re quite the humanitarian Douglass.
To be fair, we first posted it like 10 years ago or more on here. This isn't a new thing, but yeah, let's let it go now.
 

Jim

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I’ll put Nick Gallery up against any former Iowa athlete in the smarts department. Hell, Troy Davis may have only scored a few points higher in the wonderlic than ol’ Nick.
 

SuperHans

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I had a class with Shane “Hugo Simpson” Prater. He’s the dumber Prater, which is an accomplishment.
 

nolookpass

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SEP junior runningback named all state. Think he will be the next D1 recruit turned out by Central iowa's factory.
 

26.2

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26.2

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She was just a lowly waitress at Airliner. He started banging her upstairs while still married and his wife would come in weekly with Wyatt and the other kids.

Bought her fake tits, got caught, got divorced, got McKenzie pregnant and now might be a future Iowa DE.
That wasn't Lohaus, FYI
 

HerkyHopeful

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SEP junior runningback named all state. Think he will be the next D1 recruit turned out by Central iowa's factory.
Brother ran track at Iowa state and remains a big ISU guy, but don't believe he was a SEP grad.
 

eclone

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Brother ran track at Iowa state and remains a big ISU guy, but don't believe he was a SEP grad.
Xavier’s dad ran track at ISU and Proctor’s mom is a big Iowa State fan… yet here we sit with both of them going to Iowa (soon)
 

nolookpass

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They are great at turning out jocks that play pick up basketball with former D1 athletes ten years after they graduate.
You should try harder. I know it bothers you Lad, your continual shots roll off me like water off a duck's behind.
 

nolookpass

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LOL...close......but not quite....

A duck's behind is always in the water. Its "like water off a duck's back," you idiot.

always? even when it's in the air? guess you learn something every day...
 

Truant

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nolook admitting that he’s an ass was not something I expected in this thread.
 

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Can he graduate early, enroll in December and QB the bowl game?
 
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