2023 Football Recruiting

Shawneemicks · Nov 22, 2021

Here we go

CamelTones · Nov 22, 2021

Hawk24 said:
Lohaus and Acie Earl are two of the dumbest humans to ever walk the earth. 14 feet of pure stupid.

When I was at Iowa that distinction went to Shonn Greene and Dan Bohall.

YugoslavianMountainHound · Nov 22, 2021

Sometimes it seems like being really dumb is an advantage in sports. Like how drunks in car crashes fare better because they don't brace themselves.

Creed · Nov 22, 2021

CamelTones said:
When I was at Iowa that distinction went to Shonn Greene and Dan Bohall.

I take it Mike Henderson wasn’t there when you were? He literally could not read.

The Dad · Nov 22, 2021

He refs a ton of AAU games now. Seems like a nice enough dude.

Lee Beevers · Nov 22, 2021

Mike, at least back when we were in school, was a super nice dude. Do remember him being a tad on the retarded side.

Creed · Nov 22, 2021

For sure a good guy. Just not really college material. Absolutely the dumbest person I’ve ever witnessed personally. It was Perspectives of Leisure and Play and in our discussion, our super serious TA had an article read aloud by “popcorning” from one person to another. She started with Mike and he couldn’t get through a sentence and popcorned over to Carlton Reed.

The Dad · Nov 22, 2021

Creed said:
For sure a good guy. Just not really college material. Absolutely the dumbest person I’ve ever witnessed personally. It was Perspectives of Leisure and Play and in our discussion, our super serious TA had an article read aloud by “popcorning” from one person to another. She started with Mike and he couldn’t get through a sentence and popcorned over to Carlton Reed.

douglasbader · Nov 22, 2021

Brad Wesley said:
Less than 24 hours ago you posted some nasty shit about his mother participating in beastiality, and now you recommend “we”stop mentioning it.

You’re quite the humanitarian Douglass.

To be fair, we first posted it like 10 years ago or more on here. This isn't a new thing, but yeah, let's let it go now.

Jim · Nov 22, 2021

I’ll put Nick Gallery up against any former Iowa athlete in the smarts department. Hell, Troy Davis may have only scored a few points higher in the wonderlic than ol’ Nick.

Shawneemicks · Nov 22, 2021

If there’s one thing Doug is known for it is letting things go.

The Dad · Nov 22, 2021

Shawneemicks said:
If there’s one thing Doug is known for it is letting things go.

You must not be talking about your dad’s thick, veiny cock.

FatNTired · Nov 22, 2021

CamelTones said:
When I was at Iowa that distinction went to Shonn Greene and Dan Bohall.

I gave Shonn a lot of answers so he could pass Swahili. Ryan Donahue, too.

Truant · Nov 23, 2021

FatNTired said:
I gave Shonn a lot of answers so he could pass Swahili. Ryan Donahue, too.

TYFYS

hawkeyealum · Nov 23, 2021

RecreationalGynecologist said:
I don’t think anyone’s she’s been with has pulled out.

I bet you are wrong. You can’t frost the face if you don’t pull out right @BBK?

SuperHans · Nov 23, 2021

CamelTones said:
When I was at Iowa that distinction went to Shonn Greene and Dan Bohall.

Shonn likes to watch TV.

Thomas Wolsey · Nov 23, 2021

SuperHans said:
Shonn likes to watch TV.

SuperHans · Nov 23, 2021

I had a class with Shane “Hugo Simpson” Prater. He’s the dumber Prater, which is an accomplishment.

nolookpass · Nov 23, 2021

SEP junior runningback named all state. Think he will be the next D1 recruit turned out by Central iowa's factory.

The Dad · Nov 23, 2021

nolookpass said:
SEP junior runningback named all state. Think he will be the next D1 recruit turned out by Central iowa's factory.

#23? He looks like he’s 30.

nolookpass · Nov 23, 2021

The Dad said:
#23? He looks like he’s 30.

Lee Township for life, yo.

The Full Monte · Nov 28, 2021

With Riley headed to USC, this immediately becomes a name to watch.

pretty sure Iowa and OU were histop two

chaneccooms · Nov 28, 2021

The Full Monte said:
With Riley headed to USC, this immediately becomes a name to watch.

pretty sure Iowa and OU were histop two

He’s got some talented teammates considering Iowa, too.

26.2 · Nov 29, 2021

douglasbader said:
Yeah, good point. Let's stop mentioning this now that the kid is a recruit and a public figure. His parents actions 20 years ago aren't his fault.

douglasbader said:
Holy shit @hawkeyealum and @26.2 is that McKenzie's kid????!!!!

douglasbader said:
It has to be, looks totally white trash like mom.

Thank you for this, Doug.

Gushawk · Nov 29, 2021

The Dad said:
#23? He looks like he’s 30.

told HaMo he’s got a little Akrum Wadley wiggle to him

26.2 · Nov 29, 2021

douglasbader said:
She was just a lowly waitress at Airliner. He started banging her upstairs while still married and his wife would come in weekly with Wyatt and the other kids.

Bought her fake tits, got caught, got divorced, got McKenzie pregnant and now might be a future Iowa DE.

That wasn't Lohaus, FYI

HerkyHopeful · Nov 29, 2021

26.2 said:
That wasn't Lohaus, FYI

Was it the dog?

26.2 · Nov 29, 2021

HerkyHopeful said:
Was it the dog?

Yes.
He said the clinic’s lack of payment plan was pretty ruff!

Truant · Nov 29, 2021

Fair and Balanced · Nov 29, 2021

nolookpass said:
SEP junior runningback named all state. Think he will be the next D1 recruit turned out by Central iowa's factory.

They are great at turning out jocks that play pick up basketball with former D1 athletes ten years after they graduate.

HerkyHopeful · Nov 29, 2021

nolookpass said:
SEP junior runningback named all state. Think he will be the next D1 recruit turned out by Central iowa's factory.

Brother ran track at Iowa state and remains a big ISU guy, but don't believe he was a SEP grad.

Debit One · Nov 29, 2021

HerkyHopeful said:
Brother ran track at Iowa state and remains a big ISU guy, but don't believe he was a SEP grad.

Did he earn credits at SEP?

thrawn · Nov 29, 2021

His brother went to East

eclone · Nov 29, 2021

HerkyHopeful said:
Brother ran track at Iowa state and remains a big ISU guy, but don't believe he was a SEP grad.

Xavier’s dad ran track at ISU and Proctor’s mom is a big Iowa State fan… yet here we sit with both of them going to Iowa (soon)

L. Wade Childress · Nov 29, 2021

eclone said:
Xavier’s dad ran track at ISU and Proctor’s mom is a big Iowa State fan… yet here we sit with both of them going to Iowa (soon)

ISU leads for KP

Shawneemicks · Nov 29, 2021

HiawathaHawk · Nov 29, 2021

L. Wade Childress said:
ISU leads for KP

That seems to go against everything the recruiting guys have been saying.

douglasbader · Nov 29, 2021

HiawathaHawk said:
That seems to go against everything the recruiting guys have been saying.

Look who posted it.

L. Wade Childress · Nov 29, 2021

HiawathaHawk said:
That seems to go against everything the recruiting guys have been saying.

thats why they are recruiting guys

nolookpass · Nov 29, 2021

Fair and Balanced said:
They are great at turning out jocks that play pick up basketball with former D1 athletes ten years after they graduate.

You should try harder. I know it bothers you Lad, your continual shots roll off me like water off a duck's behind.

winmac · Nov 29, 2021

nolookpass said:
You should try harder. I know it bothers you Lad, your continual shots roll off me like water off a duck's behind.

LOL...close......but not quite....

A duck's behind is always in the water. Its "like water off a duck's back," you idiot.

MikeyJoe · Nov 29, 2021

Isn't the duck's behind in the water?

Callisto · Nov 29, 2021

Add ducks to things that confuse nlp.

champion_thedrinker · Nov 29, 2021

MikeyJoe said:
Isn't the duck's behind in the water?

Not when it's in the air.

nolookpass · Nov 29, 2021

winmac said:
LOL...close......but not quite....

A duck's behind is always in the water. Its "like water off a duck's back," you idiot.

always? even when it's in the air? guess you learn something every day...

Truant · Nov 29, 2021

nolook admitting that he’s an ass was not something I expected in this thread.

The Full Monte · Dec 1, 2021

HerkyHopeful · Dec 2, 2021

Fidone's little brother is a god damn midget.

YugoslavianMountainHound · Dec 6, 2021

Got a Crystal Ball on 247 for Lainez tonight by one of their national analysts.

Wanderer · Dec 6, 2021

Can he graduate early, enroll in December and QB the bowl game?

2023 Football Recruiting

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