***2023 Iowa Football offseason thread***

[CleteyColgate]

Good job @BBK

 

[cloudhawk]

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Just in case- he's stayed in team hotel- probably going to see how he looks in practice

 

[Shawneemicks]

Spencer has a shot to be the best story of the Ferentz era.
All he has to do is leave.

 

[BBK]

Spencer has a shot to be the best story of the Ferentz era.
All he has to do is leave.

If he doesn't play this year, he's eligible for a medical redshirt, and could be back for 2024

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Petras will get a new number when he’s medically cleared to play.

F46

 

[CleteyColgate]

If he doesn't play this year, he's eligible for a medical redshirt, and could be back for 2024

Good point!

 

[gable_guy]

 

[Kamala]

Love this

 

[gable_guy]

Wrong thread damnit

 

[BngHawk]

Wrong thread damnit

There is never a wrong thread for cyclone shame and failure

 

[Fair and Balanced]

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Rascal

 

[HiawathaHawk]

Iowa finished 1 point behind Wisconsin in the west:

 

[HiawathaHawk]

 

[Hawk24]

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Iowa hasn’t won fewer than 8 games(excluding the Covid year) since 2014. But sure, let’s go with that, Iowa Fan.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Fewer

 

[The Dad]

Aaron Hernandez's Brother Arrested After Allegedly Planning School Shootings

Dennis "D.J." Hernandez -- the older brother of Aaron Hernandez -- has been arrested again ... this time after cops say there was concern he had been planning school shootings at UConn and Brown University.

www.tmz.com

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Aaron Hernandez's Brother Arrested After Allegedly Planning School Shootings

Dennis "D.J." Hernandez -- the older brother of Aaron Hernandez -- has been arrested again ... this time after cops say there was concern he had been planning school shootings at UConn and Brown University.

www.tmz.com

Jesus Christ

 

[Hawk24]

Iowa hasn’t won fewer than 8 games(excluding the Covid year) since 2014. But sure, let’s go with that, Iowa Fan.

Those are the goals for BF's offense this year.

 

[BngHawk]

Those Hernandez boys…yikes

 

[brantshawks]

Maybe he just can't handle being a closeted gay man like his brother was.

 

[The Dad]

Anyone genuinely smiling in their mugshot should go straight to death row.

 

[brantshawks]

Anyone genuinely smiling in their mugshot should go straight to death row.

In this day in age, if you get arrested for small amounts of Marijuana, a big goofy grin is perfect.

 

[winmac]

Anyone genuinely smiling in their mugshot should go straight to death row.

It's a good way to get an updated picture for online dating profiles.

 

[The Dad]

Yes. You should be as thrilled as your employer/kids/wife will be at the prospect of your arrest.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Iowa finished 1 point behind Wisconsin in the west:

Wow they must agree with @BBK that Petras will be the quarterback

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I thought this article was interesting. It somewhat shows that I am not alone when it comes to the fact that I don’t actually care if we are good at football.

 

[Silky Johnson]

I thought this article was interesting. It somewhat shows that I am not alone when it comes to the fact that I don’t actually care if we are good at football.

Typing these words should be a bannable offense.

 

[The Dad]

He’s just so edgy!!

 

[AZmessDAWG]

In terms of will it affect if I go to a game or not, I don’t care if the team is good or not either.

Which is of course way different than just not caring in general.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Ol’ L Wade

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

My god

 

[BngHawk]

My god

 

[brantshawks]

Someone put BF's face on this.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Petras first start he went for 265 yards, it remains his career high.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

probably elsewhere

 

[BBK]

But he's still on the roster.

WHY IS HE STILL ON THE GD ROSTER?!?!?

 

[BBK]

If he's not going to play, take him off the fucking roster

 

[BuffettHawk]

If he's not going to play, take him off the fucking roster

And take away his scholarship.

 

[Hawkstrat]

And hang him high!

 

[BBK]

And hang him high!

Petras family concentration camp

 

[TJones3312]

Whoever the fuck Austin Mock is has no faith in the offense. I have no idea why! Also attached The Athletics prediction for wins in the Douche.

 

[thrawn]

I would probably take the under, but they won 7 in the regular season last year and are swapped Michigan for Michigan State for the home rotating East team. He can’t see them getting close to 9?

The west home/road split is slightly tougher, but even without offensive upgrades it’s not a huge reach.

 

[MisterFalcon]

I would probably take the under, but they won 7 in the regular season last year and are swapped Michigan for Michigan State for the home rotating East team. He can’t see them getting close to 9?

The west home/road split is slightly tougher, but even without offensive upgrades it’s not a huge reach.

Counterpoint:

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Hey did you know Petras is still on the roster?

 

[Stu Beagle]

probably elsewhere

Holy fuck the replies
Iowafan is truly retarded

 

[Dolomitey]

Today I learned that Spencer probably won’t start at Iowa next year. Thanks for that.

 

[brantshawks]

Today I learned that Spencer probably won’t start at Iowa next year. Thanks for that.

It was news to some.

 

[Dolomitey]

I meant 2024. Probably.

 

[Geese]

Hey did you know Petras is still on the roster?

Yes it's been discussed many times dumbass