***2023 Iowa Football offseason thread***

[Hawk24]

It is a statistical outlier, nothing more. It is not because Fran yells or because we don’t lift weights or because we are white.

We didn’t need to get lucky; we needed to not be unlucky.

I remember reading somewhere that since 1999 (or maybe earlier) Iowa has played “chalk” in every NCAA tourny they’ve been in. Not once, have they benefitted from an upset on their side of the bracket. Total anomaly.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I remember reading somewhere that since 1999 (or maybe earlier) Iowa has played “chalk” in every NCAA tourny they’ve been in. Not once, have they benefitted from an upset on their side of the bracket. Total anomaly.

well theyve lost as heavy favorite twice tho

 

[6deuce]

It is a statistical outlier, nothing more. It is not because Fran yells or because we don’t lift weights or because we are white.

We didn’t need to get lucky; we needed to not be unlucky.

I would argue the lifting program has been a huge part of it. Garza is about the only player in the last few years that hasn’t been baby shit soft. Tyler Cook also but he seems like fucking forever ago.

 

[newsbreaker]

How many other Big Ten schools haven’t made the round of 16 during Gary Barta’s tenure? Fewer than half of them, I’m guessing

By my count, exactly half.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Obviously in basketball you have nights where the ball just doesn't go in. So there's some truth to bad luck being a factor.

It's also true, that Iowa's complete lack of giving a shit on defense hurts Iowa's chances. I think there's only been one team with a similar profile to Fran's teams at Iowa that has made a run (a Notre Dame team made an elite eight with an awful defense.)

 

[Shawneemicks]

Fuckin Fran

 

[Gushawk]

Man Penn ST is 2 years more recent than Iowa. I forgot about that OSU team going to the elite 8. How the fuck have we not just gotten lucky one fucking time

poor defense and generally bad guard play

 

[Gushawk]

It is a statistical outlier, nothing more. It is not because Fran yells or because we don’t lift weights or because we are white.

We didn’t need to get lucky; we needed to not be unlucky.

 

[snips]

 

[JR Hawks]

Chad wasn't one of those writers. And if you've ever spent any time around the guy who functions as the President's chief of staff, that response to Chad has his tone deaf fuck you attitude written all over it.

Chad isn't much better than Howe and Harty. To this day, he still acts like he has PTSD over being present when BF dropped F bombs in the press box.

 

[ddevries]

Dochterman seemed quite convinced on his podcast today that Barta won’t be around too much longer

 

[BVHawk95]

Dochterman seemed quite convinced on his podcast today that Barta won’t be around too much longer

How much of that is really due to the suit though?

Like, it should be all of it, but he's almost 60 and has been battling cancer for some time. His retirement was probably coming sooner rather than later.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Is cancer some sort of metaphor for Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Dochterman seemed quite convinced on his podcast today that Barta won’t be around too much longer

Gary has been around 2-3 years longer than I expected.

 

[snips]

it seems like the timing could be right for Barta to step down.
let someone else fuck up the next football hire

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Gary has been around 2-3 years longer than I expected.

Still waiting for that tap on the back of your head.

 

[Hawk24]

 

[Dolomitey]

Sir Sand saving millions

 

[The Dad]

Is this because Kirk doesn’t want to fire Barta?

 

[newsbreaker]

That’s the right move.

 

[KitKatApples]

Going to trial would be the right move

 

[Soda Popinski]

Vanessa Miller a dumb cunt.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

What a smug doucher.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Good move by Wilson. Now Barta retires in the next couple months and we can forget about this mess

 

[CleteyColgate]

UI, a state taxpayer funded institution, will reimburse the state $2M for the taxpayer funds the state spends on behalf of UI.

 

[Hawk24]

UI, a state taxpayer funded institution, will reimburse the state $2M for the taxpayer funds the state spends on behalf of UI.

Read the article. The athletic department (which is financially independent) will be footing the bill.

 

[Soda Popinski]

What a smug doucher.

What a coward, he didn't even tag them.

 

[nolookpass]

What a smug doucher.

what a grandstanding fool. act like you've been there before, Sandy.

 

[Stu Beagle]

what a grandstanding fool. act like you've been there before, Sandy.

The fucking irony

 

[Dolomitey]

Lofl at being mad at Rob Sand for taking a victory lap like your principles are offended.

 

[MikeyJoe]

Lofl at being mad at Rob Sand for taking a victory lap like your principles are offended.

Maybe Rob Sand should tweet less!

 

[douglasbader]

Imagine if Rob Sand was a Marine, he would never shut the fuck up about it.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Sand I thought is a big Iowa fan. He's not wrong for wanting the Iowa AD to be on the hook. I wouldn't want tax money bailing out pollard for being a dipshit

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

He’s not wrong, he’s just a smarmy loser.

 

[Debit One]

He’s not wrong, he’s just a smarmy loser.

That’s not a nice thing to say about a fellow poster.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

That’s not a nice thing to say about a fellow poster.

yep, reported

 

[ddevries]

Josh Gattis announced as OC for Maryland.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Mandel's top 25 college football coach rankings: Has Kirby Smart caught Nick Saban?

There are five new additions to Stewart's list, including one recent NFL coach who is back in the college game.

theathletic.com

A note about Kirk Ferentz: I did not consider the Iowa coach this year because I consider his continued loyalty to son Brian as OC to be an act of negligence.

 

[Debit One]

Mandel's top 25 college football coach rankings: Has Kirby Smart caught Nick Saban?

There are five new additions to Stewart's list, including one recent NFL coach who is back in the college game.

theathletic.com

 

[26.2]

Josh Gattis announced as OC for Maryland.

I announced your sister being the BJ queen for me.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Sand I thought is a big Iowa fan. He's not wrong for wanting the Iowa AD to be on the hook. I wouldn't want tax money bailing out pollard for being a dipshit

he’s literally using his elected position to get a new offensive coordinator. He’s acting like a fan under the guise of oversight.

 

[Alan Lomax]

he’s literally using his elected position to get a new offensive coordinator. He’s acting like a fan under the guise of oversight.

And I say it’s about goddamn time someone elected in iowa did something worth a shit.

 

[nolookpass]

Lofl at being mad at Rob Sand for taking a victory lap like your principles are offended.

lol you assuming I am mad. Fun words!

 

[Dolomitey]

Oh, you’re not mad he got some of what he wanted. But you are mad he’s getting a tiny bit of credit for voting against it, explaining why, and patting himself on the back. You can tell because you’d be bagging on him if they flipped realities and the other 2 voters had done what he did.

 

[nolookpass]

Oh, you’re not mad he got some of what he wanted. But you are mad he’s getting a tiny bit of credit for voting against it, explaining why, and patting himself on the back. You can tell because you’d be bagging on him if they flipped realities and the other 2 voters had done what he did.

you should cut down on the weed.

 

[Dolomitey]

Probably, but I’ve never beat my wife so I’ll take advice from someone else.

Meanwhile, you keep pretending Rob got you what you wanted, but that your delicate sensibilities were offended by him patting himself on the back too much. I believe you.

 

[Pedro Gomez]

Josh Gattis announced as OC for Maryland.

Wait. Insider claimed Gattis was in play for the Iowa OC. Must not have interviewed well

 

[nolookpass]

Probably, but I’ve never beat my wife so I’ll take advice from someone else.

Meanwhile, you keep pretending Rob got you what you wanted, but that your delicate sensibilities were offended by him patting himself on the back too much. I believe you.

Ive never beat my wife either. You shouldn't run your mouth about something you know nothing about.

 

[Creed]

Wait. Insider claimed Gattis was in play for the Iowa OC. Must not have interviewed well

Wrong last name.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

lol.